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"For one night only.....eat your heart out _amiss "That's from a fecking musical
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Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out. "Feck them tests...but hope it all goes well for you xx I'll sign off now for a while and thanks you all for your kind words  | |||
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Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Feck them tests...but hope it all goes well for you xx
I'll sign off now for a while and thanks you all for your kind words "Thank you darling, glad you popped on tonight. Na night, have a restful sleep and hopefully chat tomorrow for a bit, if you are u for it. Love and {{Hugs}} xx | |||
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Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Feck them tests...but hope it all goes well for you xx
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Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out. "Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x | |||
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Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x "Thank you for that ,Paul. xx | |||
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How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx"My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
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How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx
My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
Another person I know of I believe they had theirs removed and theu are doing fine too. "Thanks Paul. I actually went to the doctor for a completely different thing and had about 9 different blood tests done and hypothyroidism, was picked up, amongst other things. Have been for blood test this morning and GP wants to see me next week, with result. Also had a flu jab because my immune systems is so low. It's interesting how common the condition is, I never thought I would be involved with anything common! Hope you have a good weekend xx | |||
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That's from a fecking musical "Good Afternoon to all the glitterati. “Dreamgirls” is the musical you’re looking for. It’s also a condition for many of the men on Fab. They just can’t seem to find any. Well the weekend is finally here & I've been in the bath 2 hours already. Maybe the next bath I’ll get to share with a FWB. 
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"For one night only.....eat your heart out _amiss
That's from a fecking musical
Good Afternoon to all the glitterati.
“Dreamgirls” is the musical you’re looking for.
It’s also a condition for many of the men on Fab. They just can’t seem to find any.
Well the weekend is finally here & I've been in the bath 2 hours already. Maybe the next bath I’ll get to share with a FWB.
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https://youtu.be/1x9zajO7JOA
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https://youtu.be/rKsRnGG2YLU"Afternoon Random! Hope you have a great weekend, mind you don't shrivel up in the bath! Will you be watching the 'program' tomorrow night? | |||
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"Afternoon Random! Hope you have a great weekend, mind you don't shrivel up in the bath! Will you be watching the 'program' tomorrow night? "Evening _amiss. Yes of course (unless I hook up with my Regular). BBL as ITT is on now & I need to perv over Gorka | |||
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How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx
My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
Another person I know of I believe they had theirs removed and theu are doing fine too.
Thanks Paul. I actually went to the doctor for a completely different thing and had about 9 different blood tests done and hypothyroidism, was picked up, amongst other things. Have been for blood test this morning and GP wants to see me next week, with result. Also had a flu jab because my immune systems is so low. It's interesting how common the condition is, I never thought I would be involved with anything common! Hope you have a good weekend xx"It's good that they found it while looking for something else, means it wasn't playing up too much for it to be obvious, so hopefully meds should get it back in balance, don't quote me tho as I'm no GP. Hope the other stuff is as easily treatable
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"For one night only.....eat your heart out _amiss
That's from a fecking musical
Good Afternoon to all the glitterati.
“Dreamgirls” is the musical you’re looking for.
It’s also a condition for many of the men on Fab. They just can’t seem to find any.
Well the weekend is finally here & I've been in the bath 2 hours already. Maybe the next bath I’ll get to share with a FWB.
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https://youtu.be/1x9zajO7JOA
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https://youtu.be/rKsRnGG2YLU"I've tried watching Beyonce in DreamWorks a couple of times but can't get into it. | |||
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You'll have someone's eye out doing things like that "evening mr paul xxx | |||
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You'll have someone's eye out doing things like that evening mr paul xxx "Evening miss _oddy, how is your fine self this evening? | |||
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"I've tried watching Beyonce in DreamWorks a couple of times but can't get into it." Did your autocarrot change Dreamgirls to DreamWorks, Paul? lol | |||
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You'll have someone's eye out doing things like that evening mr paul xxx
Evening miss _oddy, how is your fine self this evening? "im fine and dandy and no work till 7am on the 13th xxx | |||
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You'll have someone's eye out doing things like that evening mr paul xxx
Evening miss _oddy, how is your fine self this evening? im fine and dandy and no work till 7am on the 13th xxx"Good
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Thought it would work
How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx
My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
Another person I know of I believe they had theirs removed and theu are doing fine too.
Thanks Paul. I actually went to the doctor for a completely different thing and had about 9 different blood tests done and hypothyroidism, was picked up, amongst other things. Have been for blood test this morning and GP wants to see me next week, with result. Also had a flu jab because my immune systems is so low. It's interesting how common the condition is, I never thought I would be involved with anything common! Hope you have a good weekend xx
It's good that they found it while looking for something else, means it wasn't playing up too much for it to be obvious, so hopefully meds should get it back in balance, don't quote me tho as I'm no GP. Hope the other stuff is as easily treatable
I know what you mean, I too was once on a higher level, till the wheels fell off "Thank you Paul, the other stuff is B12 deficiency, low blood count all treatable, I hope | |||
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Short, sweet & to the point
Thought it would work
How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx
My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
Another person I know of I believe they had theirs removed and theu are doing fine too.
Thanks Paul. I actually went to the doctor for a completely different thing and had about 9 different blood tests done and hypothyroidism, was picked up, amongst other things. Have been for blood test this morning and GP wants to see me next week, with result. Also had a flu jab because my immune systems is so low. It's interesting how common the condition is, I never thought I would be involved with anything common! Hope you have a good weekend xx
It's good that they found it while looking for something else, means it wasn't playing up too much for it to be obvious, so hopefully meds should get it back in balance, don't quote me tho as I'm no GP. Hope the other stuff is as easily treatable
I know what you mean, I too was once on a higher level, till the wheels fell off
Thank you Paul, the other stuff is B12 deficiency, low blood count all treatable, I hope "Vitamin B12 deficiency is easily treatable, it's a simple injection every month or so | |||
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Short, sweet & to the point
Thought it would work
How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx
My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
Another person I know of I believe they had theirs removed and theu are doing fine too.
Thanks Paul. I actually went to the doctor for a completely different thing and had about 9 different blood tests done and hypothyroidism, was picked up, amongst other things. Have been for blood test this morning and GP wants to see me next week, with result. Also had a flu jab because my immune systems is so low. It's interesting how common the condition is, I never thought I would be involved with anything common! Hope you have a good weekend xx
It's good that they found it while looking for something else, means it wasn't playing up too much for it to be obvious, so hopefully meds should get it back in balance, don't quote me tho as I'm no GP. Hope the other stuff is as easily treatable
I know what you mean, I too was once on a higher level, till the wheels fell off
Thank you Paul, the other stuff is B12 deficiency, low blood count all treatable, I hope
Vitamin B12 deficiency is easily treatable, it's a simple injection every month or so "You are the font of all knowledge Paul! Thanks for your help, will check this with the doctor next week. | |||
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Thought it would work
How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx
My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
Another person I know of I believe they had theirs removed and theu are doing fine too.
Thanks Paul. I actually went to the doctor for a completely different thing and had about 9 different blood tests done and hypothyroidism, was picked up, amongst other things. Have been for blood test this morning and GP wants to see me next week, with result. Also had a flu jab because my immune systems is so low. It's interesting how common the condition is, I never thought I would be involved with anything common! Hope you have a good weekend xx
It's good that they found it while looking for something else, means it wasn't playing up too much for it to be obvious, so hopefully meds should get it back in balance, don't quote me tho as I'm no GP. Hope the other stuff is as easily treatable
I know what you mean, I too was once on a higher level, till the wheels fell off
Thank you Paul, the other stuff is B12 deficiency, low blood count all treatable, I hope
Vitamin B12 deficiency is easily treatable, it's a simple injection every month or so
You are the font of all knowledge Paul! Thanks for your help, will check this with the doctor next week. "Sperm is a good source of B12 too | |||
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Short, sweet & to the point
Thought it would work
How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx
My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
Another person I know of I believe they had theirs removed and theu are doing fine too.
Thanks Paul. I actually went to the doctor for a completely different thing and had about 9 different blood tests done and hypothyroidism, was picked up, amongst other things. Have been for blood test this morning and GP wants to see me next week, with result. Also had a flu jab because my immune systems is so low. It's interesting how common the condition is, I never thought I would be involved with anything common! Hope you have a good weekend xx
It's good that they found it while looking for something else, means it wasn't playing up too much for it to be obvious, so hopefully meds should get it back in balance, don't quote me tho as I'm no GP. Hope the other stuff is as easily treatable
I know what you mean, I too was once on a higher level, till the wheels fell off
Thank you Paul, the other stuff is B12 deficiency, low blood count all treatable, I hope
Vitamin B12 deficiency is easily treatable, it's a simple injection every month or so
You are the font of all knowledge Paul! Thanks for your help, will check this with the doctor next week.
Sperm is a good source of B12 too "Haha Thats the last thing I feel like doing at the moment! | |||
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Short, sweet & to the point
Thought it would work
How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx
My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
Another person I know of I believe they had theirs removed and theu are doing fine too.
Thanks Paul. I actually went to the doctor for a completely different thing and had about 9 different blood tests done and hypothyroidism, was picked up, amongst other things. Have been for blood test this morning and GP wants to see me next week, with result. Also had a flu jab because my immune systems is so low. It's interesting how common the condition is, I never thought I would be involved with anything common! Hope you have a good weekend xx
It's good that they found it while looking for something else, means it wasn't playing up too much for it to be obvious, so hopefully meds should get it back in balance, don't quote me tho as I'm no GP. Hope the other stuff is as easily treatable
I know what you mean, I too was once on a higher level, till the wheels fell off
Thank you Paul, the other stuff is B12 deficiency, low blood count all treatable, I hope
Vitamin B12 deficiency is easily treatable, it's a simple injection every month or so
You are the font of all knowledge Paul! Thanks for your help, will check this with the doctor next week.
Sperm is a good source of B12 too
Haha Thats the last thing I feel like doing at the moment! "You could add a shot of vodka, or add a shot to vodka | |||
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Short, sweet & to the point
Thought it would work
How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx
My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
Another person I know of I believe they had theirs removed and theu are doing fine too.
Thanks Paul. I actually went to the doctor for a completely different thing and had about 9 different blood tests done and hypothyroidism, was picked up, amongst other things. Have been for blood test this morning and GP wants to see me next week, with result. Also had a flu jab because my immune systems is so low. It's interesting how common the condition is, I never thought I would be involved with anything common! Hope you have a good weekend xx
It's good that they found it while looking for something else, means it wasn't playing up too much for it to be obvious, so hopefully meds should get it back in balance, don't quote me tho as I'm no GP. Hope the other stuff is as easily treatable
I know what you mean, I too was once on a higher level, till the wheels fell off
Thank you Paul, the other stuff is B12 deficiency, low blood count all treatable, I hope
Vitamin B12 deficiency is easily treatable, it's a simple injection every month or so
You are the font of all knowledge Paul! Thanks for your help, will check this with the doctor next week.
Sperm is a good source of B12 too
Haha Thats the last thing I feel like doing at the moment!
You could add a shot of vodka, or add a shot to vodka "Ok, I'll try it with wine, I don't drink spirits | |||
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Thought it would work
How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx
My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
Another person I know of I believe they had theirs removed and theu are doing fine too.
Thanks Paul. I actually went to the doctor for a completely different thing and had about 9 different blood tests done and hypothyroidism, was picked up, amongst other things. Have been for blood test this morning and GP wants to see me next week, with result. Also had a flu jab because my immune systems is so low. It's interesting how common the condition is, I never thought I would be involved with anything common! Hope you have a good weekend xx
It's good that they found it while looking for something else, means it wasn't playing up too much for it to be obvious, so hopefully meds should get it back in balance, don't quote me tho as I'm no GP. Hope the other stuff is as easily treatable
I know what you mean, I too was once on a higher level, till the wheels fell off
Thank you Paul, the other stuff is B12 deficiency, low blood count all treatable, I hope
Vitamin B12 deficiency is easily treatable, it's a simple injection every month or so
You are the font of all knowledge Paul! Thanks for your help, will check this with the doctor next week.
Sperm is a good source of B12 too
Haha Thats the last thing I feel like doing at the moment!
You could add a shot of vodka, or add a shot to vodka
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Short, sweet & to the point
Thought it would work
How are you my friend?
Today has been a better day considering so I'm not gonna complain
How's your fine self?
Bless you darling, not too bad a day, blood tests tomorrow for my thyroid thingy, it's all new to me at the moment, but I'm sure it will work out.
Ahh! Well from my understanding of thyroid problems they are quite effective managed with meds, nothing much to worry about x
Thank you for that ,Paul. xx
My dad had a problem with his over 10yr ago and was getting a bit puffy in the face, only discover when he had a minor stroke, within a few months of meds he was doing fine and has been since
Another person I know of I believe they had theirs removed and theu are doing fine too.
Thanks Paul. I actually went to the doctor for a completely different thing and had about 9 different blood tests done and hypothyroidism, was picked up, amongst other things. Have been for blood test this morning and GP wants to see me next week, with result. Also had a flu jab because my immune systems is so low. It's interesting how common the condition is, I never thought I would be involved with anything common! Hope you have a good weekend xx
It's good that they found it while looking for something else, means it wasn't playing up too much for it to be obvious, so hopefully meds should get it back in balance, don't quote me tho as I'm no GP. Hope the other stuff is as easily treatable
I know what you mean, I too was once on a higher level, till the wheels fell off
Thank you Paul, the other stuff is B12 deficiency, low blood count all treatable, I hope
Vitamin B12 deficiency is easily treatable, it's a simple injection every month or so
You are the font of all knowledge Paul! Thanks for your help, will check this with the doctor next week.
Sperm is a good source of B12 too
Haha Thats the last thing I feel like doing at the moment!
You could add a shot of vodka, or add a shot to vodka
Ok, I'll try it with wine, I don't drink spirits
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Hey Paul, didn't think anyone would notice! Just doing my bit for the diplomatic society, whilst keeping my options open xx
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Hey, lovely,nice to see you back! {{Hugs}}. Thought he sounded a bit rude! Someone else who can't be arsed to read the small print!
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Hey, lovely,nice to see you back! {{Hugs}}. Thought he sounded a bit rude! Someone else who can't be arsed to read the small print!
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That's great to hear, these threads are your creation and we all miss you when you're not here
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Back now. Hey sweetheart, life can be challenging,but I know you'll come bouncing back ! xx"Hey your having a bit of a time of it too Been reading the thread and your somewhat like me Went in for one thing and came back with another complication....getting older can sometimes suck 
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That's great to hear, these threads are your creation and we all miss you when you're not here
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Oi! Shes too far away
I'll have to borrow the bmx.......
I could meet you halfway on my scooter......"She's punctured my tyres but I'm at Grantham services thumbing a lift. Someone called horny trucker is showing nearby so I will be with you just in time for Nescafe, snuggle in bed and the glitter ball. | |||
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"Good morning my lovelies, I think I might be needing another midnight rescue soon. Mistress has rigged up a new torture system. I think she plans to chain me up and have the show that must not be named on in the other room so I can hear it but not see it. Hellllllp! Oh no!....Perhaps you should hide somewhere....! Can I hide in your bed please
Oi! Shes too far away
I'll have to borrow the bmx.......
I could meet you halfway on my scooter......
She's punctured my tyres but I'm at Grantham services thumbing a lift. Someone called horny trucker is showing nearby so I will be with you just in time for Nescafe, snuggle in bed and the glitter ball. "That's me in one of my other guises | |||
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"Rings the rozzers theres a mad person trying to grab a woman at the services " Fecking grass | |||
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"Rings the rozzers theres a mad person trying to grab a woman at the services Fecking grass "you got ya heels stuck in it again | |||
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"Rings the rozzers theres a mad person trying to grab a woman at the services Fecking grass you got ya heels stuck in it again "Feck off I'm in steel toes tonight...horny fecking trucker | |||
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"Rings the rozzers theres a mad person trying to grab a woman at the services Fecking grass you got ya heels stuck in it again
Feck off I'm in steel drawers tonight...horny fecking trucker "oh you got that job with eddie stobart then | |||
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"Good morning my lovelies, I think I might be needing another midnight rescue soon. Mistress has rigged up a new torture system. I think she plans to chain me up and have the show that must not be named on in the other room so I can hear it but not see it. Hellllllp! Oh no!....Perhaps you should hide somewhere....! Can I hide in your bed please
Oi! Shes too far away
I'll have to borrow the bmx.......
I could meet you halfway on my scooter......
She's punctured my tyres but I'm at Grantham services thumbing a lift. Someone called horny trucker is showing nearby so I will be with you just in time for Nescafe, snuggle in bed and the glitter ball.
That's me in one of my other guises "I wondered why the cab was so full of glitter | |||
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"Rings the rozzers theres a mad person trying to grab a woman at the services " It's okay _oddy I recognised her just in time and waltzed out of there. | |||
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"Rings the rozzers theres a mad person trying to grab a woman at the services It's okay _oddy I recognised her just in time and waltzed out of there. "phew thank feck for that all this worrying is turning me grey | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking! "We're going to a party later, so bring something sparkly to wear! | |||
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Feck off I'm in steel drawers tonight...horny fecking trucker oh you got that job with eddie stobart then"Ah that reminds me! I need to flick through the channels. Maybe ice road truckers is on | |||
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"Rings the rozzers theres a mad person trying to grab a woman at the services Fecking grass you got ya heels stuck in it again
Feck off I'm in steel drawers tonight...horny fecking trucker oh you got that job with eddie stobart then
Ah that reminds me! I need to flick through the channels.
Maybe ice road truckers is on "Tut...put bee bee 1 on! | |||
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"Good morning my lovelies, I think I might be needing another midnight rescue soon. Mistress has rigged up a new torture system. I think she plans to chain me up and have the show that must not be named on in the other room so I can hear it but not see it. Hellllllp! Oh no!....Perhaps you should hide somewhere....! Can I hide in your bed please
Oi! Shes too far away
I'll have to borrow the bmx.......
I could meet you halfway on my scooter......
She's punctured my tyres but I'm at Grantham services thumbing a lift. Someone called horny trucker is showing nearby so I will be with you just in time for Nescafe, snuggle in bed and the glitter ball.
That's me in one of my other guises
I wondered why the cab was so full of glitter "That must have bin someone else | |||
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"Rings the rozzers theres a mad person trying to grab a woman at the services It's okay _oddy I recognised her just in time and waltzed out of there. "You won't be doing that when I "bring on the wall" | |||
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"Rings the rozzers theres a mad person trying to grab a woman at the services It's okay _oddy I recognised her just in time and waltzed out of there. phew thank feck for that all this worrying is turning me grey "You want to see the colour of my fecking beard | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking! "Is _oddy hanging around there? | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
We're going to a party later, so bring something sparkly to wear! "Don't worry.... she will be glowing | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there? "Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were! | |||
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"Rings the rozzers theres a mad person trying to grab a woman at the services Fecking grass you got ya heels stuck in it again
Feck off I'm in steel drawers tonight...horny fecking trucker oh you got that job with eddie stobart then
Ah that reminds me! I need to flick through the channels.
Maybe ice road truckers is on
Tut...put bee bee 1 on! "You can feck off with that one | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
We're going to a party later, so bring something sparkly to wear!
Don't worry.... she will be glowing "Pity she hasn't still got the fecking bag.... | |||
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"Rings the rozzers theres a mad person trying to grab a woman at the services Fecking grass you got ya heels stuck in it again
Feck off I'm in steel drawers tonight...horny fecking trucker oh you got that job with eddie stobart then
Ah that reminds me! I need to flick through the channels.
Maybe ice road truckers is on
Tut...put bee bee 1 on!
You can feck off with that one "Haha | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there?
Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were! "Instant! Are you sure you didn't run that bloody b+b I stopped at in Chelmsford? Their coffee was shite too | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
We're going to a party later, so bring something sparkly to wear!
Don't worry.... she will be glowing
Pity she hasn't still got the fecking bag.... "Oh hang on let me check if the little feckers nicked it back | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
We're going to a party later, so bring something sparkly to wear!
Don't worry.... she will be glowing
Pity she hasn't still got the fecking bag....
Oh hang on let me check if the little feckers nicked it back "Phew! No I've still got it | |||
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"Catchas laterz! Mwah. "Ice road truckers? | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there?
Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were! "Rummages around in the shrubbery just in case _oddy is hiding. | |||
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"Catchas laterz! Mwah.
Ice road truckers? "Strictly come horny truckers on ice? | |||
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"Catchas laterz! Mwah.
Ice road truckers?
Strictly come horny truckers on ice?"Wait till I see you next....you'll know what strict is | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there?
Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were!
Rummages around in the shrubbery just in case _oddy is hiding. "Nah your safe I just seen her in the queue at the Chinese takeaway  | |||
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"Catchas laterz! Mwah.
Ice road truckers? "mmmmmmmm #Alex Debogorski | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there?
Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were!
Rummages around in the shrubbery just in case _oddy is hiding. "shush im booking our tickets to blackpool | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there?
Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were!
Rummages around in the shrubbery just in case _oddy is hiding.
Nah your safe I just seen her in the queue at the Chinese takeaway "Voddy get me a mushroom foo yung while you're there please | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there?
Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were!
Rummages around in the shrubbery just in case _oddy is hiding. shush im booking our tickets to blackpool"I thought you were doing a bush trucker trial | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there?
Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were!
Rummages around in the shrubbery just in case _oddy is hiding.
Nah your safe I just seen her in the queue at the Chinese takeaway
Voddy get me a mushroom foo yung while you're there please "Get me the chicken one | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there?
Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were!
Rummages around in the shrubbery just in case _oddy is hiding. shush im booking our tickets to blackpool"Ooooo, time to find another glittery bag | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there?
Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were!
Rummages around in the shrubbery just in case _oddy is hiding. shush im booking our tickets to blackpool
I thought you were doing a bush trucker trial "What's that about her bush and a trucker? | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there?
Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were!
Rummages around in the shrubbery just in case _oddy is hiding. shush im booking our tickets to blackpool
I thought you were doing a bush trucker trial
What's that about her bush and a trucker? "I think she gets the trucker to trim it | |||
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"I'll leave the landing light on so you know where you are, Cosmos. Just check the bushes as you approach, just in case there's a mad person lurking!
Is _oddy hanging around there?
Nope...she would get invited in for an instant coffee if she were!
Instant! Are you sure you didn't run that bloody b+b I stopped at in Chelmsford?
Their coffee was shite too "No, that was auntie Gerty | |||
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"Oops...just got home and found Cosmos asleep on the doorstep...bike is chucked in the Bush..She's ok, gave her some instant coffee and tucked her up in bed with the leccie blanket on..was going to get in with her, but she keeps trumping! "She'll have bin eating the mushy peas again...watch in case she sparks a fag up....boom | |||
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"Oops...just got home and found Cosmos asleep on the doorstep...bike is chucked in the Bush..She's ok, gave her some instant coffee and tucked her up in bed with the leccie blanket on..was going to get in with her, but she keeps trumping! "That was a lovely sleep. Sorry for the...er....atmosphere. I think it's safe now for a snuggle if you care to jump in with me. | |||
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"Oops...just got home and found Cosmos asleep on the doorstep...bike is chucked in the Bush..She's ok, gave her some instant coffee and tucked her up in bed with the leccie blanket on..was going to get in with her, but she keeps trumping!
She'll have bin eating the mushy peas again...watch in case she sparks a fag up....boom "You know I don't smoke in bed | |||
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"Oops...just got home and found Cosmos asleep on the doorstep...bike is chucked in the Bush..She's ok, gave her some instant coffee and tucked her up in bed with the leccie blanket on..was going to get in with her, but she keeps trumping!
That was a lovely sleep. Sorry for the...er....atmosphere. I think it's safe now for a snuggle if you care to jump in with me. "Where's my bloody invite | |||
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"Oops...just got home and found Cosmos asleep on the doorstep...bike is chucked in the Bush..She's ok, gave her some instant coffee and tucked her up in bed with the leccie blanket on..was going to get in with her, but she keeps trumping!
That was a lovely sleep. Sorry for the...er....atmosphere. I think it's safe now for a snuggle if you care to jump in with me.
Where's my bloody invite "sent by pigeon carrier | |||
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"Oops...just got home and found Cosmos asleep on the doorstep...bike is chucked in the Bush..She's ok, gave her some instant coffee and tucked her up in bed with the leccie blanket on..was going to get in with her, but she keeps trumping!
She'll have bin eating the mushy peas again...watch in case she sparks a fag up....boom
You know I don't smoke in bed "Jeez I'd be careful taking a hot slice of toast in that room | |||
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"Oops...just got home and found Cosmos asleep on the doorstep...bike is chucked in the Bush..She's ok, gave her some instant coffee and tucked her up in bed with the leccie blanket on..was going to get in with her, but she keeps trumping!
That was a lovely sleep. Sorry for the...er....atmosphere. I think it's safe now for a snuggle if you care to jump in with me.
Where's my bloody invite sent by pigeon carrier "Bugger the corn trays empty...it must have buggered back off while I was asleep | |||
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