FabSwingers.com forum: Room 101

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need some things to burn during bonfire night, so please kindly put three items from your table into room 101, so I can burn them on bonfire night.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ALL politicians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup, my utility knife and a pound coin.

Good luck burning that lot, you'll be sweeping it up in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ALL politicians

What are these politicians doing in ur table?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cup, my utility knife and a pound coin.

Good luck burning that lot, you'll be sweeping it up in the morning.

May be I can give that pound coin to someone and ask them to sweep the mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now there are batteries, a can of polish and a pack of sharpies on my table.

I don't think you should burn any of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jar of pickled onions, a fork and a condom (unused)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cup, my utility knife and a pound coin.

Good luck burning that lot, you'll be sweeping it up in the morning.

May be I can give that pound coin to someone and ask them to sweep the mess

Again, good luck with that. It's the old type coin I couldn't get rid of.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Some kirby grips, tweezers and a packet of Love Hearts. None of that particularly flammable

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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4 candles.

Some lipstick

Hairbrush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now there are batteries, a can of polish and a pack of sharpies on my table.

I don't think you should burn any of those

Can of polish will help to ignite the fire further as they should contain some trace of alcohol, batteries no question that will help even it may create Big Bang noise.. Hmm sharpies will help to kill those politicians, if we throw them as they are already in 101 room.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Kitchen Scissors

Bottle Opener

My feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitchen Scissors

Bottle Opener

My feet

:O"

You sure you want your foot to be on room 101?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Jelly beans

An iron

My work uniform

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A cup, my utility knife and a pound coin.

Good luck burning that lot, you'll be sweeping it up in the morning.

May be I can give that pound coin to someone and ask them to sweep the mess

Again, good luck with that. It's the old type coin I couldn't get rid of.

Give your old pound coin to the poppy appeal

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"Kitchen Scissors

Bottle Opener

My feet

You sure you want your foot to be on room 101?

Ahh fuck it, could even use the scissors....in fact....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crystal vase with red roses

A bottle of Courvoisier

A box with all my ingredients for a Christmas cake

Be quick or I'll change my mind and grab them all back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A crystal vase with red roses

A bottle of Courvoisier

A box with all my ingredients for a Christmas cake

Be quick or I'll change my mind and grab them all back

Thank you

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

We have kittens in here now so erm three place mats? Except I like them. They have Christmas themed things on them. Not because I’m super excited for the holidays but because I was too lazy to put them away again after last year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have kittens in here now so erm three place mats? Except I like them. They have Christmas themed things on them. Not because I’m super excited for the holidays but because I was too lazy to put them away again after last year.

Haha, I thought I am the laziest person, but I no more feel bad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cup, my utility knife and a pound coin.

Good luck burning that lot, you'll be sweeping it up in the morning.

May be I can give that pound coin to someone and ask them to sweep the mess

Again, good luck with that. It's the old type coin I couldn't get rid of.

Give your old pound coin to the poppy appeal "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee"

You have those on your table?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee"

Donald Trump

. What in earth is he doing on your table?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

Donald Trump

. What in earth is he doing on your table?

Being annoying

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

You have those on your table?

It's a big table...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

Donald Trump

. What in earth is he doing on your table?

Being annoying"

His hair will help the fire so I will take him into 101..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

You have those on your table?

It's a big table...

Good to know that you have big table, but is it strong enough to hold two people for an hour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A half eaten bag of organic nuts.

A box of dates

An electric shaver

ptu xxx

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"A jar of pickled onions, a fork and a condom (unused)

What?

We have twin tables!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

You have those on your table?

It's a big table...

Good to know that you have big table, but is it strong enough to hold two people for an hour?

Easily!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jar of pickled onions, a fork and a condom (unused)

What?

We have twin tables!

Are you sure it is twin table?, I think you both living at same house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

You have those on your table?

It's a big table...

Good to know that you have big table, but is it strong enough to hold two people for an hour?

Easily!

Ok perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A half eaten bag of organic nuts.

A box of dates

An electric shaver

ptu xxx "

Electric shaver... I can use that to get rid of that orange sponge from Trump's head.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

You have those on your table?

It's a big table...

Good to know that you have big table, but is it strong enough to hold two people for an hour?

Easily!

Ok perfect.

Perfect for?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

You have those on your table?

It's a big table...

Good to know that you have big table, but is it strong enough to hold two people for an hour?

Easily!

Ok perfect.

Perfect for?..."

To make pickle sandwich

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

You have those on your table?

It's a big table...

Good to know that you have big table, but is it strong enough to hold two people for an hour?

Easily!

Ok perfect.

Perfect for?...

To make pickle sandwich "

...with cheese, I hope?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

You have those on your table?

It's a big table...

Good to know that you have big table, but is it strong enough to hold two people for an hour?

Easily!

Ok perfect.

Perfect for?...

To make pickle sandwich

...with cheese, I hope?

And some double cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ALL politicians

What are these politicians doing in ur table?

Oh oops haha! Sorry I misread the instruction

OK. 3 items from my table ... dust, paperwork and the candle stack that I can't be arsed to bin!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Marmite

Donald Trump

Instant coffee

You have those on your table?

It's a big table...

Good to know that you have big table, but is it strong enough to hold two people for an hour?

Easily!

Ok perfect.

Perfect for?...

To make pickle sandwich

...with cheese, I hope?

And some double cream"

Whipped...

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