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What’s your worst awkward moment? | |||
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 I don’t feel so annoyed now when I keep getting those messages from people I haven’t met
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"My most awkward moment was when a guy on another site stopped fking me, laid omn top of me for 5 minutes, said "it's not working put your clothes on" Then stood down the bottom of the stairs in his dressing gown making it obvious he wanted me to leave. We had been chatting 3 months and had met socially twice. XXX" Now that’s brutal. | |||
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"For me personally I went to a women’s house (this is the 3rd time I was meeting her for sex), we had a great first round so the pillow talk started, and we talked about past experiences, then kinks got mentioned and I asked her what fetishes if any she had, I don’t know what happened but I must have relighted an old memory and one she didn’t want reminding about, she sat up and said, I think it would be best if you left now, I apologised for upsetting her and promptly left, never heard from her again and she left the site "Sounds familiar
we didn't have sex, and I didn't get 'asked' to leave, but it never went any further than getting down to our underwear. She said no.
We still talk occasionally, but it was very awkward for a moment in that room as I was getting dressed.
A coffee and a bit of a giggle afterwards was maybe what we both needed.
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"Last year the Mrs and myself had a guy round for the evening, we all had a very enjoyable night, the following day he verified us, so we returned the compliment, few months down the line he sent us a message, which was your basic intro message asking if interested in chatting and maybe meeting socially. After the Mrs pointed out we had already met and reminded him of when it was and what we got up to....... he blocked us
Can’t please everyone
What’s your worst awkward moment?" | |||
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"My most awkward moment was when a guy on another site stopped fking me, laid omn top of me for 5 minutes, said "it's not working put your clothes on" Then stood down the bottom of the stairs in his dressing gown making it obvious he wanted me to leave. We had been chatting 3 months and had met socially twice. XXX" Ouch!
Mine is I had a last minute meet with someone who was practically begging me to meet him for months. I ignored my spidey senses that were screaming Nooooooo and met him anyway 
We started kissing and undressing and getting down to buisness - I gave him a 1 minute blow job he came and then said he had cramp and had to go
Erm Ok then | |||
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My partner lost it and they almost ended up fighting as he pointed out how "loose" the wife was. Ive never dressed so fast and almost died of embarrassment as my ex was screaming out the window about the tightness of my lady bits as we drove away. | |||
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"My most awkward moment was when a guy on another site stopped fking me, laid omn top of me for 5 minutes, said "it's not working put your clothes on" Then stood down the bottom of the stairs in his dressing gown making it obvious he wanted me to leave. We had been chatting 3 months and had met socially twice. XXX" bloody hell,what did you say to him? | |||
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"My ex and I met with a couple who had clearly forgotten at least 10 birthdays as they were not as young as they made out. We got on with them though so decided to move upstairs. Things were going well til the guy decided to attempt to fist me without asking or preparing in any way
My partner lost it and they almost ended up fighting as he pointed out how "loose" the wife was. Ive never dressed so fast and almost died of embarrassment as my ex was screaming out the window about the tightness of my lady bits as we drove away. " | |||
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"My ex and I met with a couple who had clearly forgotten at least 10 birthdays as they were not as young as they made out. We got on with them though so decided to move upstairs. Things were going well til the guy decided to attempt to fist me without asking or preparing in any way
My partner lost it and they almost ended up fighting as he pointed out how "loose" the wife was. Ive never dressed so fast and almost died of embarrassment as my ex was screaming out the window about the tightness of my lady bits as we drove away. "I'm sure it wasn't at the time,but that's kinda funny  | |||
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"At a party with my partner, we swapped with another couple. He was having great fun fucking the woman. But her guy narrated the entire thing, telling my ex to fuck her harder/ ooh she's loving that/ bend her over.. etc... while still fucking me. "Well that’s a little rude | |||
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"When we first joined the site we invited another couple over. B let them in and gave them drinks while I was still tarting myself up. I walked in wearing a Basque stockings and heels and the woman hit the roof going mental. Turns out the woman didn't know about the couples profile on FAB and was told they were going round to one of his mates house for a few drinks. Worst of all he turned up at the door about a week later himself saying he was just passing and wondered if we would be up for fun. That's why we don't accommodate anymore. "What the stuff!!! Bloody hell how the heck did he think he was going to pull that off?! Wonder if they're still married! | |||
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"When we first joined the site we invited another couple over. B let them in and gave them drinks while I was still tarting myself up. I walked in wearing a Basque stockings and heels and the woman hit the roof going mental. Turns out the woman didn't know about the couples profile on FAB and was told they were going round to one of his mates house for a few drinks. Worst of all he turned up at the door about a week later himself saying he was just passing and wondered if we would be up for fun. That's why we don't accommodate anymore. "Wonder if they’re still together? | |||
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"When we first joined the site we invited another couple over. B let them in and gave them drinks while I was still tarting myself up. I walked in wearing a Basque stockings and heels and the woman hit the roof going mental. Turns out the woman didn't know about the couples profile on FAB and was told they were going round to one of his mates house for a few drinks. Worst of all he turned up at the door about a week later himself saying he was just passing and wondered if we would be up for fun. That's why we don't accommodate anymore. "omg that made giggle x | |||
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But the worst Fab moment.
Going out with my then partner, I finished work & he suggested we go for a drink.
Walking into the pub, and him 'spotting' friends, a very much older couple sat at a table & insisted we join them.
Very quickly realised it had all been planned & he'd arranged for us all to go onto BGHS together.
I lasted about 10mins before going to the toilet.
The wife followed me, she'd figured from my reaction I had no idea what was going on & was hugely apologetic.
He's now my ex, she's now a good friend!
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I felt so guilty when what was intended to be a compliment is actually an insult.
I apologised profusely but she just laughed and we get along very well that night.
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"Years ago we met a couple who seemed very compatible at Chams . We chatted a while , flirted and got a private room together . My wife and the guy started getting it on , and me and his missus began too , then she took out a condom and proceeded to put it on my cock . I thought it was a bit premature as we’d only kissed a bit , so said ‘hang on , what’s going on ? ‘ . She went on to tell me she had just had a bad experience from sucking a cock bare , wasn’t sure if it had cleared up as she was still taking the antibiotics , so better to be safe . My wife overheard this , took his cock out of her mouth and looked at the door . At this point we dressed and told them they were totally irresponsible to even think of playing until they knew they were clear . Anyway , later in the evening the husband came over and told us he hadn’t engaged in any sexual activity with his wife for over a year , so we needn’t be worried about my wife catching anything from him . I asked him why he hadn’t , to which he told me she had got into the lifestyle so much , and had picked up so many std’s ,that he felt worried he may catch something from her if he did ! Needless to say we weren’t overly happy as we drove home that night , and took a six week break from swinging until we felt happy to get back into it after getting our test results back clear , thank goodness . " Bloodyhell!Unbelievable!We have a saying up here that's 'theres nowt so queer as folk!'Did you report them? | |||
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"Years ago we met a couple who seemed very compatible at Chams . We chatted a while , flirted and got a private room together . My wife and the guy started getting it on , and me and his missus began too , then she took out a condom and proceeded to put it on my cock . I thought it was a bit premature as we’d only kissed a bit , so said ‘hang on , what’s going on ? ‘ . She went on to tell me she had just had a bad experience from sucking a cock bare , wasn’t sure if it had cleared up as she was still taking the antibiotics , so better to be safe . My wife overheard this , took his cock out of her mouth and looked at the door . At this point we dressed and told them they were totally irresponsible to even think of playing until they knew they were clear . Anyway , later in the evening the husband came over and told us he hadn’t engaged in any sexual activity with his wife for over a year , so we needn’t be worried about my wife catching anything from him . I asked him why he hadn’t , to which he told me she had got into the lifestyle so much , and had picked up so many std’s ,that he felt worried he may catch something from her if he did ! Needless to say we weren’t overly happy as we drove home that night , and took a six week break from swinging until we felt happy to get back into it after getting our test results back clear , thank goodness . Bloodyhell!Unbelievable!We have a saying up here that's 'theres nowt so queer as folk!'Did you report them?" We did , by messaging a friend who knew one of the staff there . She said they were aware as one or two others had said the same as us , and they would have a word . | |||
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"When we first joined the site we invited another couple over. B let them in and gave them drinks while I was still tarting myself up. I walked in wearing a Basque stockings and heels and the woman hit the roof going mental. Turns out the woman didn't know about the couples profile on FAB and was told they were going round to one of his mates house for a few drinks. Worst of all he turned up at the door about a week later himself saying he was just passing and wondered if we would be up for fun. That's why we don't accommodate anymore.
Wonder if they’re still together?"He is still on here although he has a single male profile. | |||
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"Years ago we met a couple who seemed very compatible at Chams . We chatted a while , flirted and got a private room together . My wife and the guy started getting it on , and me and his missus began too , then she took out a condom and proceeded to put it on my cock . I thought it was a bit premature as we’d only kissed a bit , so said ‘hang on , what’s going on ? ‘ . She went on to tell me she had just had a bad experience from sucking a cock bare , wasn’t sure if it had cleared up as she was still taking the antibiotics , so better to be safe . My wife overheard this , took his cock out of her mouth and looked at the door . At this point we dressed and told them they were totally irresponsible to even think of playing until they knew they were clear . Anyway , later in the evening the husband came over and told us he hadn’t engaged in any sexual activity with his wife for over a year , so we needn’t be worried about my wife catching anything from him . I asked him why he hadn’t , to which he told me she had got into the lifestyle so much , and had picked up so many std’s ,that he felt worried he may catch something from her if he did ! Needless to say we weren’t overly happy as we drove home that night , and took a six week break from swinging until we felt happy to get back into it after getting our test results back clear , thank goodness . " I would have reported them to the club owners. That's Fucking right out of order that sort of behavior. | |||
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"When I first crossdressed and went to Way Out Club back in 2013, I saw a very convincing lady watching her TV friend dancing. As she was sitting alone, I went by and sit next to her. After I said hello, I complimented her and told her how beautiful she is and amazed at how she looks like a real female. She replied, "I am and that's my husband over there, cross dressing and dancing".
I felt so guilty when what was intended to be a compliment is actually an insult.
I apologised profusely but she just laughed and we get along very well that night.
Phew."That's funny! Wonder how I would have felt at that?! | |||
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"Last year the Mrs and myself had a guy round for the evening, we all had a very enjoyable night, the following day he verified us, so we returned the compliment, few months down the line he sent us a message, which was your basic intro message asking if interested in chatting and maybe meeting socially. After the Mrs pointed out we had already met and reminded him of when it was and what we got up to....... he blocked us
Can’t please everyone
What’s your worst awkward moment?"Oh dear, what went on at that meet? | |||
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"On another adult site i'd been chatting to a fella so decided to have him round when my kids were away for weekend. It was my first ever meet. He turned up at 10pm in gym attire, we got kissing and then i pushed him down onto the sofa, pulled his shorts off and sucked him off. He came. He said, not to worry i'll sort you out now, i just need to get my bag from the car so i can change later. Foolishly i thought that was what he was doing. But no, he'd got in his car and zoomed off! And the cheeky twit still pesters me now and then on Whatsapp for another blowjob, and we'd met back in 2013!!!! I'd blocked him so not sure how he'd got past that, changed his number i think. But yeah, was very embarressed at the time. Live and learn." Don't block him, just keep reminding him it's your turn - you'd love to have him over to finally sort you out, after ask it'll blow your mind after 4 years run up to it. I despise cheeky twats who just want a BJ can you tell hehe | |||
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"Gather round and hear a tale of a man. This particular man was away with work and had an overnight stay. He thought to himself 'this would be a good opportunity for some fun'. So he perused some websites and chatted to many before finding someone who was also looking to meet that night. They chatted, they laughed, they exchanged pictures and decided that it was time to move on to meeting. The other person was also away on business so the meeting place would be their hotel, door on the latch - walk in, get naked and naughty. Our hero now sets out across London for some debauchery and successfully navigates the transport system. He reaches the hotel, strides through reception despite the voice in his head saying 'it's all a ruse. They are laughing at you'. Up the stairs, down the corridor and, oh my, there is the room. With the door on the latch as agreed. The time has arrived for nakedness and fun times. Our hero sweeps in to the room ready for the conquest. And finds a bloke sat on the bed watching Tv. Truth be told sat on the bed for seconds before leaping up and saying 'wtf are you doing in my room' Our hero mumbles a 'sorry wrong room' and quickly leaves. Not to be put off this startled hotel guest follows the plucky adventurer out of the room and, in the middle of the corridor, demands to know what was going on. Coming clean was the only option. 'I was hoping to find a naked woman here. This is the Ibis isn't it?' 'No this is the Ibis budget’ came the reply Our hero had not realised that there were two Ibis hotels next door to each other. And so ends the tale of a horny wanderer and his hotel faux pas. Remember to check the location as well as the room number if you organise a hotel meet "Made me chuckle, especially the way you worded this, thanks for sharing! | |||
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"Last year the Mrs and myself had a guy round for the evening, we all had a very enjoyable night, the following day he verified us, so we returned the compliment, few months down the line he sent us a message, which was your basic intro message asking if interested in chatting and maybe meeting socially. After the Mrs pointed out we had already met and reminded him of when it was and what we got up to....... he blocked us
Can’t please everyone
What’s your worst awkward moment?
Oh dear, what went on at that meet? "No boundaries were broken and from the noises the guy was making he really did seem to enjoy himself with the Mrs, and the veri he gave us was a little graphic but didn’t suggest he hadn’t had a good time | |||
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