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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well it's coming around fast and I must admit I bloody love this time of year..

Roll on the snow

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yeeesss me too, it's the most wonderful time of the year

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Christmas, but don't like the snow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't get snowed this far South.

I like the sparkly lights and glittery stuff.

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

Noooooooooooooooo *covers ears*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! fuck of

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"

Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?"

Yes and I've got a full sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?

Yes and I've got a full sack. "

I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No! fuck of

"

No swearing please. It's Jesus' birthday.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"

Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?

Yes and I've got a full sack.

I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom "

Are you asking Santa to wipe his cock on the curtains on his way out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

who shall I put on the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?

Yes and I've got a full sack.

I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom

Are you asking Santa to wipe his cock on the curtains on his way out? "

It would give me a good excuse to get rid of them. They're awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Christmas but sorry too early and it being too early dilutes that special feeling.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"

Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?

Yes and I've got a full sack.

I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom

Are you asking Santa to wipe his cock on the curtains on his way out?

It would give me a good excuse to get rid of them. They're awful "

You could just dab it off with a damp cloth.

This isn't in the Christmas spirit is it?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"

Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?

Yes and I've got a full sack.

I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom

Are you asking Santa to wipe his cock on the curtains on his way out?

It would give me a good excuse to get rid of them. They're awful

You could just dab it off with a damp cloth.

This isn't in the Christmas spirit is it? "

Maybe if she left a mince pie, a glass of sherry and a carrot out it would feel more festive?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

All it means to me is that I've got to buy a book of stamps and send cards to random people that I don't see from one year to the next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate Christmas Day!!

The shops are closed.

The take-aways are closed.

The pubs are closed.

There’s no football on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's coming around fast and I must admit I bloody love this time of year..

Roll on the snow"

Don't roll on it, snow angel in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you Father Christmas? Can I come sit on your knee ?

Yes and I've got a full sack.

I've been really, really good this year. You can empty it in my bedroom

Are you asking Santa to wipe his cock on the curtains on his way out?

It would give me a good excuse to get rid of them. They're awful

You could just dab it off with a damp cloth.

This isn't in the Christmas spirit is it?

Maybe if she left a mince pie, a glass of sherry and a carrot out it would feel more festive? "

I don't like Sherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's coming around fast and I must admit I bloody love this time of year..

Roll on the snow

Don't roll on it, snow angel in it.

"

Not the yellow snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate Christmas Day!!

The shops are closed.

The take-aways are closed.

The pubs are closed.

There’s no football on. "

You can go to a boozer in the day.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oh yeah, and it's my excuse to buy maself a bottle of JD and a chocolate orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's coming around fast and I must admit I bloody love this time of year..

Roll on the snow

Don't roll on it, snow angel in it.

Not the yellow snow."

I won't do that again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate Christmas Day!!

The shops are closed.

The take-aways are closed.

The pubs are closed.

There’s no football on.

You can go to a boozer in the day."

My local is only open for a couple of hours. Terrible!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's coming around fast and I must admit I bloody love this time of year..

Roll on the snow"

It's more typical to get snow in January/February rather than Christmas.

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