FabSwingers.com forum: What are the odds?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's say I'm here looking for a female to devour.

First, less than half the profiles are women. That makes it difficult from the start.

Then there's the fake profile

A profile that's dormant

A profile that only posts for fabs

profile thats only here for the forum

Profile that's wants women only

Profile that's looking for a relationship

So the odds of finding someone that matches me, isn't in my favour. That 7/1 if by chance, the 7th profile answers my pm

What's your odds of finding someone here, are you looking for a needle in a haystack? Are you inundated with options around you?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for someone local who can accommodate.

It’s easier finding a needle in a haystack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.

Unless you remove the fakes, the sofa swingers, the creeps, the ones too far, the couples where I only find one of them attractive, the people who aren't attracted to me and the ones with filters so tight even a spider couldn't get in.

Quite depressing really!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I suspect the person I'm (not) looking for isn't aware of fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.

Quite depressing really!

I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for someone local who can accommodate.

It’s easier finding a needle in a haystack

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just FAF everyone. Easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after putting in effort in my messages, attending clubs and treating people with respect even if they say no, I'm doing rather well thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.

Quite depressing really!

I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.

Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.

Quite depressing really!

I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.

Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got"

I don't know, I'll read the FAQ's again, I'm guessing it'll say the women don't have to do anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my meets these days are repeaters from the days when I was a bit more gung hoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.

Quite depressing really!

I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.

Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got"

Start with the ones closest to you.... wink wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.

Quite depressing really!

I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.

Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got

I don't know, I'll read the FAQ's again, I'm guessing it'll say the women don't have to do anything.

Damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.

Quite depressing really!

I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.

Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got

Start with the ones closest to you.... wink wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got more chance to meet tony blair at nandoes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.

Quite depressing really!

I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.

Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got

Start with the ones closest to you.... wink wink

Feel free to turn the odds in my favour....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others"

Try some roughage in yer diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a fake

I thought they were real.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've never worked it out MisterBee but the longer I'm here it seems to be getting less and less!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others"

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I live in hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never worked it out MisterBee but the longer I'm here it seems to be getting less and less!!!

Maybe we're scaring them off each day at a time

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Hmmm I'm rather fussy about manners and bearded men are out so my chances are pretty slim. I live in hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm I'm rather fussy about manners and bearded men are out so my chances are pretty slim. I live in hope

Well, I'm not shaving for anyone,...

So sod off.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Hmmm I'm rather fussy about manners and bearded men are out so my chances are pretty slim. I live in hope

Well, I'm not shaving for anyone,...

So sod off.

Damn

I'm blonde anyway so not your type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm I'm rather fussy about manners and bearded men are out so my chances are pretty slim. I live in hope

Well, I'm not shaving for anyone,...

So sod off.

Right answer

Beards rule

We don't seem to have problems getting meets with whoever...maybe because I don't have a beard but probably because we don't have a lot of free time, so finding a single or couple once a month or so isn't too difficult

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given up so it's easy for me at the moment. I've become discombobulated at finding a decent needle in a haystack so, for now, I'm on a hiatus.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

I get blocked when I send pics of my cock

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

I get blocked when I send pics of my cock

You haven't sent it to me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

Isn't yours "fuck dat?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

Isn't yours "fuck dat?""

It was 'fuck dis?' when he messaged me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

Isn't yours "fuck dat?"

It was 'fuck dis?' when he messaged me"

I didn't get one. #cockblock

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

I get blocked when I send pics of my cock

I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

Isn't yours "fuck dat?""

That's more scouse.

Mine's more 'ave it?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

I get blocked when I send pics of my cock

I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar."

That sort of behaviour will get you hotlisted with me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

I get blocked when I send pics of my cock

I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar."

I would like to see this

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

Isn't yours "fuck dat?"

That's more scouse.

Mine's more 'ave it?'

Are you asking me or telling me?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

I get blocked when I send pics of my cock

I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar.

I would like to see this

Next time someone rails against fanny avatars it's bound to make an appearance.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

I get blocked when I send pics of my cock

I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar.

I would like to see this

Next time someone rails against fanny avatars it's bound to make an appearance.

You know I love a vag provoking thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

I get blocked when I send pics of my cock

I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar.

I would like to see this

Next time someone rails against fanny avatars it's bound to make an appearance.

You know I love a vag provoking thread

Let's start one so she gets it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

I get blocked when I send pics of my cock

I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar.

That sort of behaviour will get you hotlisted with me

Fabbed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's say I'm here looking for a female to devour.

First, less than half the profiles are women. That makes it difficult from the start.

Then there's the fake profile

A profile that's dormant

A profile that only posts for fabs

profile thats only here for the forum

Profile that's wants women only

Profile that's looking for a relationship

So the odds of finding someone that matches me, isn't in my favour. That 7/1 if by chance, the 7th profile answers my pm

What's your odds of finding someone here, are you looking for a needle in a haystack? Are you inundated with options around you?

We found each other on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's say I'm here looking for a female to devour.

First, less than half the profiles are women. That makes it difficult from the start.

Then there's the fake profile

A profile that's dormant

A profile that only posts for fabs

profile thats only here for the forum

Profile that's wants women only

Profile that's looking for a relationship

So the odds of finding someone that matches me, isn't in my favour. That 7/1 if by chance, the 7th profile answers my pm

What's your odds of finding someone here, are you looking for a needle in a haystack? Are you inundated with options around you?

I'm on a hiatus with fabbers, seems that my infatuation with none quickies puts me out of the reach of 90% of those who are interested.

One still lives n hopes. I'll just take more pics to keep it alive here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then there are the ones who only want messages from site supporters. I was going to send a private message to try and help but.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve lost my remote control... sorry what was the question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Then there are the ones who only want messages from site supporters. I was going to send a private message to try and help but....."

Argh, you reminded me, the age filters! That's another one so I'm upto looking at 1 woman to every 700 men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.

Quite depressing really!

I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.

Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got"

I think you should do it alphabetically,

sincerely, Aaran A. Aaranson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for someone local who can accommodate.

It’s easier finding a needle in a haystack

Me too. Ive been searching for 11 months. I’ve got very restricted availability also so understand the odds are very against me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be honest, I’ve not looked for a few months now but when I did, it was slim pickings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found what I was looking for.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Our odds must be fairly low. Chances of finding a woman who wants to play with us is very slim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our odds must be fairly low. Chances of finding a woman who wants to play with us is very slim."

You're a lovely couple. I hope you find someone soon. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found what I was looking for.

So did I ... K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for evening meets is bluming hard work

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Let's say I'm here looking for a female to devour.

First, less than half the profiles are women. That makes it difficult from the start.

Then there's the fake profile

A profile that's dormant

A profile that only posts for fabs

profile thats only here for the forum

Profile that's wants women only

Profile that's looking for a relationship

So the odds of finding someone that matches me, isn't in my favour. That 7/1 if by chance, the 7th profile answers my pm

What's your odds of finding someone here, are you looking for a needle in a haystack? Are you inundated with options around you?

About a million to one, fussy bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others

I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere

we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.

Fuck that

That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.

I get blocked when I send pics of my cock

I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar."

I doubt that very much lol

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Our odds must be fairly low. Chances of finding a woman who wants to play with us is very slim.

You're a lovely couple. I hope you find someone soon. x"

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chances? Slim to middling in a good light and with the wind behind me

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