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WHY SNAIL OR SLUG

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WHY SNAIL MORE SNAIL OR WHY SLUG MORE SLUG? YOU CHOOSE

Why snail more snail:

1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.

2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.

3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.

4- shell is more stronger than no shell

5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.

6- your sexy sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.

7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.

8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for air

over 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy

10- snail is hermaphroditte poosy becaus he hate partner only care for monie

11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.

12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.

13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.

Why Slug more Slug

1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.

2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking poosy.

3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.

4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.

5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved.

6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.

7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.

8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.

over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.

10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because poosy

11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.

12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck

13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

YOO CHOOSE SLUG MORE OR SNAIL MORE THAN SNAIL OR SLUG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woss that all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we supposed to choose one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its like pokemon with snails n slugs...reminds me of a game i was gonna design called slug racers....the game was gonna be played thru time lapsed photography...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its like pokemon with snails n slugs...reminds me of a game i was gonna design called slug racers....the game was gonna be played thru time lapsed photography..."

Sounds a bit like pig racing i once saw on tv, that was really odd but made me smile.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

There can be sluggish snails as well.. do they count?

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There can be sluggish snails as well.. do they count?

Wolf

"

yes...always left 'trailing' behind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes......well....

Slugs are hermaphrodites..lil fuckers...

Does that help ?..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

CHOOS SNAIL OR SLUG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CHOOS SNAIL OR SLUG

"

slug...they are meatier devourereerers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes......well....

Slugs are hermaphrodites..lil fuckers...

Does that help ?..

"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhVi4Z6CjZk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q, Why did the snail have a big letter "S" painted on the side of his car……

A, So when he was driving really fast… people could say,,,,

"Look at that S-car-go"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes......well....

Slugs are hermaphrodites..lil fuckers...

Does that help ?..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhVi4Z6CjZk"

Bees knees...

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

I CHOOSE SNAIL

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Well I aint got a fooking scooby what that's all about... pmsl... don't like snails or slugs... bloody slimy things

Devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I aint got a fooking scooby what that's all about... pmsl... don't like snails or slugs... bloody slimy things

Devil "

my cock gets slimey too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They both freak my daughter out and she'll run a mile in 4 minutes if she sees one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows about a star fished mole...thats gurt odd..

Tho mayhaps...not as odd as the bushy tailed aye aye....

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"There can be sluggish snails as well.. do they count?

Wolf

yes...always left 'trailing' behind lol"

mmmm snail trail.... kinky, but damp

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'With Snail And I'- great film

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Well I aint got a fooking scooby what that's all about... pmsl... don't like snails or slugs... bloody slimy things

Devil

my cock gets slimey too...."

really... you might wanna get that looked at then... pmsl

Devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she went slowly down on me leaving her glistening trail all the way down to my ball sack, and at that point i called her,"u utterly filthy slug"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I aint got a fooking scooby what that's all about... pmsl... don't like snails or slugs... bloody slimy things

Devil

my cock gets slimey too....

really... you might wanna get that looked at then... pmsl

Devil "

well plan was it was gonna be inside a warm slimey mouth devil...please pay attention to my bj analogies!!!- and ur welcome to inspect heheheh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I is thinking the blob fish is decidely ferking odd...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt the lot of em.

signed

Keen gardener of newcastle

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

hate both as poster above salt but do there work on the compost heap so have to keep slugs and snails

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I removed my racing snail's shell to make him faster but it only made him more sluggish ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chose neither thankyou very much.... Messy little beggars with their silvery trails all over the place...

Just be gratefull that women have legs...;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Snails are actually Quite Rare !!

. if you see small snails on pavements etc, pick them and put them somewhere with grass etc..

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