FabSwingers.com forum: Forum Awards 2017

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know we’ve only started November but they take ages to organise and the bitching is spectacular so I thought I’d float the idea now

Do we want to bother this year? If so, how do we want to do them? Last year we had nominations for categories. Then nominations for people once we had categories and then the final vote.

That was a ball ache and I’m wondering if we can do it better this year or whether it is what it is.

Hive mind - over to you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I personally couldn't be bothered with all that being a miserable mare,but good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s the only way to do it, to let new people especially to feed in ideas of categories etc. Different people could handle different stages so it isn’t a ball ache.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Different people could handle different stages so it isn’t a ball ache.

That almost happened last year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah"

Knew I could rely on you

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Wont get nominated in any category so i'd say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wont get nominated in any category so i'd say no

I’ll nominate you in the miserable git category

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Yeah

Knew I could rely on you

I'm here to win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Different people could handle different stages so it isn’t a ball ache.

That almost happened last year

I’ll help if needs be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wont get nominated in any category so i'd say no

I’ll nominate you in the miserable git category

We’ve already voted on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wont get nominated in any category so i'd say no

I’ll nominate you in the miserable git category

Or the billy No mates category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wont get nominated in any category so i'd say no

I’ll nominate you in the miserable git category

We’ve already voted on that one

Did I win?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Wont get nominated in any category so i'd say no

I’ll nominate you in the miserable git category

are you my mrs in disguise lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wont get nominated in any category so i'd say no

I’ll nominate you in the miserable git category

We’ve already voted on that one

Did I win?

I can’t say just yet but it was a short list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah

Knew I could rely on you

I'm here to win.

Titles to defend

Like Anthony Joshua on a too high temperature wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah"

What she said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Different people could handle different stages so it isn’t a ball ache.

That almost happened last year

I’ll help if needs be. "

That’s a very kind offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm unlikely to be nominated for anything but I could help add votes or something

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Yeah

Knew I could rely on you

I'm here to win.

Titles to defend

Like Anthony Joshua on a too high temperature wash

I think I've lost my flirt crown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may we have a chap who lives in wales and w2alks his dog a lot and waffles on ,, so I can nominate .. Little Jack Honer ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah

Knew I could rely on you

I'm here to win.

Titles to defend

Like Anthony Joshua on a too high temperature wash

I think I've lost my flirt crown.

There’s still time

Use the Force and you can do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wont get nominated in any category so i'd say no

I’ll nominate you in the miserable git category

Or the billy No mates category

At last a category that I stand a very good chance of winning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll do vote counting on a men's category if ya want so peeps know it's not rigged for me to win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do a rolling eye award in honour of the famous eye-rolling one who’s no longer here

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can you do a rolling eye award in honour of the famous eye-rolling one who’s no longer here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

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...that's old age setting in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know we’ve only started November but they take ages to organise and the bitching is spectacular so I thought I’d float the idea now

Do we want to bother this year? If so, how do we want to do them? Last year we had nominations for categories. Then nominations for people once we had categories and then the final vote.

That was a ball ache and I’m wondering if we can do it better this year or whether it is what it is.

Hive mind - over to you "

I think we should have a category for best rip-off of a profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

...that's old age setting in "

Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was fun last year. I think I got one vote.

Can we have a few different categories though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know we’ve only started November but they take ages to organise and the bitching is spectacular so I thought I’d float the idea now

Do we want to bother this year? If so, how do we want to do them? Last year we had nominations for categories. Then nominations for people once we had categories and then the final vote.

That was a ball ache and I’m wondering if we can do it better this year or whether it is what it is.

Hive mind - over to you

I think we should have a category for best rip-off of a profile pic

I was coerced

Imitation, flattery blah blah

Now that is a good shout for best thread - the imitation photo challenge one

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I know we’ve only started November but they take ages to organise and the bitching is spectacular so I thought I’d float the idea now

Do we want to bother this year? If so, how do we want to do them? Last year we had nominations for categories. Then nominations for people once we had categories and then the final vote.

That was a ball ache and I’m wondering if we can do it better this year or whether it is what it is.

Hive mind - over to you

I think we should have a category for best rip-off of a profile pic

I was coerced

Imitation, flattery blah blah

Now that is a good shout for best thread - the imitation photo challenge one"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yes they should still be done. I think people suggesting categories is a great shout as ever. And also distributing the vote counting. Fuck the bitching, it'll happen whatever is done.

I'll help count votes - there's no danger of bias.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's really a popularity contest but who cares it's just a bit of fun, people take things too seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's really a popularity contest but who cares it's just a bit of fun, people take things too seriously."

As said by someone who didn’t win any awards last year. *goes off to count her awards*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's really a popularity contest but who cares it's just a bit of fun, people take things too seriously.

As said by someone who didn’t win any awards last year. *goes off to count her awards*

That's it you're not getting my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Survey monkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's really a popularity contest but who cares it's just a bit of fun, people take things too seriously."

It is.

And with that in mind...I'd like to apologise to anyone I've pissed off throughout the year, I didn't mean it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Cool as a cucumber award - for those that remain calm and collected and the voice of reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nominations

Best female flirt in the forums

Best male flirt in the forums

Best female to have contributed alot to the forums

Best male to have contributed alot in the forums

Best female arse

Best male arse

Funniest poster of the year

That's if your going to do it and some ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on the fence award

You know who they are award

Start an argument in an empty room award

Just a few alternatives if you want to mix it up a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

The sand dunes one has to get a mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s fucked the most forumites award

Biggest lamppost pisser award

Best at look at me threads award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

The sand dunes one has to get a mention

I must have missed that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An award for consistency for concistently being an advocate for the large penis society.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spelt that wrong twice didn't I? What's the correct spelling, teacher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

The sand dunes one has to get a mention

I must have missed that one

about the guy who watched a woman get up and go for a pee in the sand and then he picked up the sand that she peed on and sniffed it whilst watching said woman.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

The sand dunes one has to get a mention

I seem to recall an epic rap battle that was quite funny too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll help add votes whatever the categories. Up for a giggle anyways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

The sand dunes one has to get a mention

I must have missed that one

about the guy who watched a woman get up and go for a pee in the sand and then he picked up the sand that she peed on and sniffed it whilst watching said woman. "

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's really a popularity contest but who cares it's just a bit of fun, people take things too seriously.

As said by someone who didn’t win any awards last year. *goes off to count her awards*

That's it you're not getting my vote

*shakes fist*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nominations

Best female flirt in the forums

Best male flirt in the forums

Best female to have contributed alot to the forums

Best male to have contributed alot in the forums

Best female arse

Best male arse

Funniest poster of the year

That's if your going to do it and some ideas "

Can we have TV/TS and couple inclusions too, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cool as a cucumber award - for those that remain calm and collected and the voice of reason."

*RAGE*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best rant award

Best flounce and unlos award

Gone but not forgotten award for most missed ex-forumite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best rant award

Best flounce and unlos award

Gone but not forgotten award for most missed ex-forumite."

Most unlosed/returned award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best rant award

Best flounce and unlos award

Gone but not forgotten award for most missed ex-forumite.

Most unlosed/returned award"

Better leave and come back before the nominations start to make sure I’m in the lead for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best regular thread award, ie Facepic Friday, BBW threads, No meets Wednesday etc.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Need a hand swing let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need a hand swing let me know

What about helping with the Forum Awards though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the most paranoid person in the lounge goes too.......drum roll........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best rant award

Best flounce and unlos award

Gone but not forgotten award for most missed ex-forumite.

Most unlosed/returned award

Better leave and come back before the nominations start to make sure I’m in the lead for this one

I'm trying to think of a category I can doctor in my favour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the most paranoid person in the lounge goes too.......drum roll........"

Will you stop talking about me all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone miss Rossi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best rant award

Best flounce and unlos award

Gone but not forgotten award for most missed ex-forumite.

Most unlosed/returned award

Better leave and come back before the nominations start to make sure I’m in the lead for this one

I'm trying to think of a category I can doctor in my favour.

Best tighty whitey pic award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best rant award

Best flounce and unlos award

Gone but not forgotten award for most missed ex-forumite.

Most unlosed/returned award

Better leave and come back before the nominations start to make sure I’m in the lead for this one

I'm trying to think of a category I can doctor in my favour.

Dedication to squirty cream award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone miss Rossi?

He was my fave,i loved him and so handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

The sand dunes one has to get a mention

I must have missed that one

I'll try to find it for you...

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Need a hand swing let me know

What about helping with the Forum Awards though?

Well I suppose I could that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need a hand swing let me know

What about helping with the Forum Awards though?

Well I suppose I could that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

The sand dunes one has to get a mention

I must have missed that one

I'll try to find it for you..."

Miss Wilkes reminded me of what it was about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

The sand dunes one has to get a mention

I seem to recall an epic rap battle that was quite funny too

I didn't see that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

The sand dunes one has to get a mention

I must have missed that one

I'll try to find it for you...

Miss Wilkes reminded me of what it was about

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oh good. I've just eaten

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Best rant award

Best flounce and unlos award

Gone but not forgotten award for most missed ex-forumite."

I can think of a BBW Chat that could win best rant, flounce and unlos award combined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best cock pic

Best pussy pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most enthusiastic newcomer *bounces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it bad to suggest that this all seems a bit cliquey and has the potential to alienate a lot of people who like to dip in and out of the forums lightly and who feel like they are rarely acknowledged when they do.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Best forum social organisers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best forum social organisers....

Hehe I agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need a hand swing let me know

What about helping with the Forum Awards though?

Well I suppose I could that as well

My notable mention for answering ‘what do we do?’ questions last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most ' moist' award.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Is it bad to suggest that this all seems a bit cliquey and has the potential to alienate a lot of people who like to dip in and out of the forums lightly and who feel like they are rarely acknowledged when they do.

Not because someone as to mention it every year so may aw well get it out of the way early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best alienated none cliquey person likes to dip in and out of the forum goes too..........drum roll......

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I was trying to remember classic threads from this year earlier but I couldn’t

The sand dunes one has to get a mention

I seem to recall an epic rap battle that was quite funny too

I didn't see that!

Bumped it for ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is but we support their egos and benefit from the knowledge that they are there because we put them there. That's cool though as some thrive on the lime light and need it, some of us don't and are happy watching in the darker corners of fab. Come over here with and let's watch the fanfare.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can suggest whatever you like but the nature of the forum is that people who frequent the place regularly get to know each other pretty well.

Anyone is welcome to suggest categories or nominees for this sort of thing but I guess you’ve got to be in it to win it.

Last years awards had over a hundred nominees across the various categories and I was amazed by the responses so you never know.

Lurkers get involved and an imaginary trophy could be yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best rant award

Best flounce and unlos award

Gone but not forgotten award for most missed ex-forumite.

I can think of a BBW Chat that could win best rant, flounce and unlos award combined

Let’s not speak her name again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best lurker of the year award

Best perving award

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Every thread has the potential to alienate people. It's whether they take it as light hearted fun and a celebration of the end of the year, remembering fun stuff, and showing a general appreciation of people, whether it's for their arse, helpfulness, a moment in time.

It's saying hey guys, let's have a giggle and do something celebratory.

We are a community, and no, not everyone will win an award, I didn't last year (I know, not even best bum, but it is what it is)

Take it in the spirit it's meant and join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, why not?, let's reinforce the cliquey nature of the Forum and it's American high school jocks mentality.

There is going to be a grumpy git award, isn't there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A grumpy sod award

An always happy award

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah, why not?, let's reinforce the cliquey nature of the Forum and it's American high school jocks mentality.

There is going to be a grumpy git award, isn't there?

Can you grow a beard? The best beard award is up for grabs with Fabulous and Bearded having departed the good ship Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The who doesn't give a fu@k award

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Best rant award

Best flounce and unlos award

Gone but not forgotten award for most missed ex-forumite.

I can think of a BBW Chat that could win best rant, flounce and unlos award combined

Let’s not speak her name again "

As you wish

But only because you've got your arse out for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Yeah, why not?, let's reinforce the cliquey nature of the Forum and it's American high school jocks mentality.

There is going to be a grumpy git award, isn't there?

You don't qualify grumpy guys don't grin like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best rant award

Best flounce and unlos award

Gone but not forgotten award for most missed ex-forumite.

I can think of a BBW Chat that could win best rant, flounce and unlos award combined

Hmmm yes sometimes some things are best forgotten x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best forum social organisers....

Hehe I agree

Yeah I think kinky minx deserves recognition too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about an award for the most name changes of the same profile award

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"How about an award for the most name changes of the same profile award"

That just sounds like your challenging Estella

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Best forum social organisers....

Hehe I agree

Yeah I think kinky minx deserves recognition too.

Thats fine forget all about me :'-(

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Butthurt Poster of the Year Award - for the poster who constantly bemoans everything under a guise of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about an award for the most name changes of the same profile award

That just sounds like your challenging Estella

Or was it J0hnny or LanaDelRay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, we contribute to the forums regularly under this profile and waxing_lyrical’s, it’s just something that has been raised before and wanted to highlight it so it can be responded to and those that might feel on the periphery in the forums can see that they are being thought of, included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butthurt Poster of the Year Award - for the poster who constantly bemoans everything under a guise of humour.

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best forum social organisers....

Hehe I agree

Yeah I think kinky minx deserves recognition too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, we contribute to the forums regularly under this profile and waxing_lyrical’s, it’s just something that has been raised before and wanted to highlight it so it can be responded to and those that might feel on the periphery in the forums can see that they are being thought of, included."

No one wants to exclude anyone, but what are you actually proposing? Is your preference that there are no Awards or did you have a solution to put forward? How does one ensure everyone feels included?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody is stopping anyone from posting in the forums. Those that post regularly will be known more.

It’s like being a regular in a pub or only popping in every few months.

The regulars are the ones that people will get to know more. It’s not a conspiracy or anything negative.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Butthurt Poster of the Year Award - for the poster who constantly bemoans everything under a guise of humour.

Is that me?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cool as a cucumber award - for those that remain calm and collected and the voice of reason."

That's mine then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cool as a cucumber award - for those that remain calm and collected and the voice of reason.

That's mine then "

At this rate they all are - everyone else is counting the votes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cool as a cucumber award - for those that remain calm and collected and the voice of reason.

That's mine then

At this rate they all are - everyone else is counting the votes

I can't count so.....

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Who’s fucked the most forumites award

Biggest lamppost pisser award

Best at look at me threads award

Yep, stop here, those are all the categories you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best name award

Best profile award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s fucked the most forumites award

Biggest lamppost pisser award

Best at look at me threads award

Yep, stop here, those are all the categories you need

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no solution to propose.

Now that the concern has been raised, others thinking it too will see the response and hopefully not feel like they’re not involved as you e Lou ted out it’s a bit of fun and open to all.

Should prob have said nothing...

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Best name award

Best profile award

Best pic selection (male & female)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Who’s fucked the most forumites award

Biggest lamppost pisser award

Best at look at me threads award

Yep, stop here, those are all the categories you need

Thanks

I love a lamp post piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best newbie award for someone who has recently started posting on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best Norwich supporter on the forums award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wont get nominated in any category so i'd say no

I’ll nominate you in the miserable git category

Or the billy No mates category

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very funny lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no solution to propose.

Now that the concern has been raised, others thinking it too will see the response and hopefully not feel like they’re not involved as you e Lou ted out it’s a bit of fun and open to all.

Should prob have said nothing..."

Not at all - I started this to gather opinions and views and it is a valid one that will be used again and again

I’d rather not have been reminded of the sand incident though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best newbie award for someone who has recently started posting on the forums "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misogynist of the Year Award

Excuse me but I know what it is to be a True Swinger Award

I made a point but y’all didn’t like it so I backtracked Award

I’m going to be controversial but probably do think some of these things Award

Fat people need to lose weight, it’s just not healthy obsessive Award

LOL, I know why you post your passive aggressive controversial posts about race but won’t admit I probably have all the same issues Award

No meets, give me advice but I will tell you why you’re wrong Award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no solution to propose.

Now that the concern has been raised, others thinking it too will see the response and hopefully not feel like they’re not involved as you e Lou ted out it’s a bit of fun and open to all.

Should prob have said nothing..."

No, ensuring everyone knows they’re welcome is important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only one I can recall from last year is Meli and her Quim of the year

Gonna take some beating so if any ladies want an honest opinion on theirs then send me a private pic

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Comes across as angry but is actually nice award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butthurt Poster of the Year Award - for the poster who constantly bemoans everything under a guise of humour.

Is that me?

Oh I thought that might be one I could win

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There is no solution to propose.

Now that the concern has been raised, others thinking it too will see the response and hopefully not feel like they’re not involved as you e Lou ted out it’s a bit of fun and open to all.

Should prob have said nothing...

No, ensuring everyone knows they’re welcome is important.

Here here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mansplainer of the year. There an out and out winner for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The I don’t give a shit award

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Butthurt Poster of the Year Award - for the poster who constantly bemoans everything under a guise of humour.

Is that me?

Oh I thought that might be one I could win

The person who says what everyone else is thinking award

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Most 'holidays' award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stubbornly refuses to take advice on a profile yet posts weekly for advice award?

The White Knight of the year?

The Maid Marion of the year (her milkshake brings all the Knights to the yard)?

Most lyrical poster award?

The sticking to their guns although they are in a minority award?

Quickest mention of Russian Roulette in a bareback thread award?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know we’ve only started November but they take ages to organise and the bitching is spectacular so I thought I’d float the idea now

Do we want to bother this year? If so, how do we want to do them? Last year we had nominations for categories. Then nominations for people once we had categories and then the final vote.

That was a ball ache and I’m wondering if we can do it better this year or whether it is what it is.

Hive mind - over to you "

Awards for what? I haven't got a clue what the thread is about.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know we’ve only started November but they take ages to organise and the bitching is spectacular so I thought I’d float the idea now

Do we want to bother this year? If so, how do we want to do them? Last year we had nominations for categories. Then nominations for people once we had categories and then the final vote.

That was a ball ache and I’m wondering if we can do it better this year or whether it is what it is.

Hive mind - over to you

Awards for what? I haven't got a clue what the thread is about. "

That’s the point. Gathering ideas but for reference here is last years results announcement

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/587400

It took a while to format it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mansplainer of the year. There an out and out winner for that

If any women are unclear what mansplaning is, call me.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Fight you for it

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

No but the guy who did an amazing flounce does, I think he was being inclusive so he meant all of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mansplainer of the year. There an out and out winner for that

If any women are unclear what mansplaning is, call me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These were good fun last year so I'd be more than happy to help in any way I can... I'm a whizz with a spreadsheet.

By the way, someone mentioned using Survey Monkey earlier in the thread, could that make Swing's, and any other helper's, lives easier? I don't think it would be too hard to set up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best forum social organisers....

Hehe I agree

Yeah I think kinky minx deserves recognition too.

I wholeheartedly agree

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Just stick to categories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up Their Own Arse Award

Self Righteous Poster Award

I'm Right, You're Wrong Forumite Award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know we’ve only started November but they take ages to organise and the bitching is spectacular so I thought I’d float the idea now

Do we want to bother this year? If so, how do we want to do them? Last year we had nominations for categories. Then nominations for people once we had categories and then the final vote.

That was a ball ache and I’m wondering if we can do it better this year or whether it is what it is.

Hive mind - over to you "

No, don't bother with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These were good fun last year so I'd be more than happy to help in any way I can... I'm a whizz with a spreadsheet.

By the way, someone mentioned using Survey Monkey earlier in the thread, could that make Swing's, and any other helper's, lives easier? I don't think it would be too hard to set up."

You can only ask 3 questions for free on a survey monkey x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Up Their Own Arse Award

Self Righteous Poster Award

I'm Right, You're Wrong Forumite Award

That’s your awards sorted then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These were good fun last year so I'd be more than happy to help in any way I can... I'm a whizz with a spreadsheet.

By the way, someone mentioned using Survey Monkey earlier in the thread, could that make Swing's, and any other helper's, lives easier? I don't think it would be too hard to set up."

I thought she was insulting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brownest tongue award

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

No but the guy who did an amazing flounce does, I think he was being inclusive so he meant all of us

That might actually be my thread of the year. It was funny for all the wrong reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

No but the guy who did an amazing flounce does, I think he was being inclusive so he meant all of us

That might actually be my thread of the year. It was funny for all the wrong reasons."

Yeah, Liggy!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

No but the guy who did an amazing flounce does, I think he was being inclusive so he meant all of us

That might actually be my thread of the year. It was funny for all the wrong reasons.

Yeah, Liggy!"

I totally missed it. Gutted

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Could get controversial but

The they should be a couple award?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

No but the guy who did an amazing flounce does, I think he was being inclusive so he meant all of us

That might actually be my thread of the year. It was funny for all the wrong reasons.

Yeah, Liggy!

I totally missed it. Gutted

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/687499

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

No but the guy who did an amazing flounce does, I think he was being inclusive so he meant all of us

That might actually be my thread of the year. It was funny for all the wrong reasons.

Yeah, Liggy!

I totally missed it. Gutted

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/687499"

I did read it

I remember now. Still don't know who it was tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

No but the guy who did an amazing flounce does, I think he was being inclusive so he meant all of us

That might actually be my thread of the year. It was funny for all the wrong reasons.

Yeah, Liggy!

I totally missed it. Gutted

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/687499"

That was gold

I think some posts have been deleted though, I'm sure there was more cunt bombs being dropped and more flouncing

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

No but the guy who did an amazing flounce does, I think he was being inclusive so he meant all of us

That might actually be my thread of the year. It was funny for all the wrong reasons.

Yeah, Liggy!

I totally missed it. Gutted

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/687499

That was gold

I think some posts have been deleted though, I'm sure there was more cunt bombs being dropped and more flouncing "

Oh yea some got deleted

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Not particularly my thing but happy to help out on a smallish scale!

But if there’s a ‘most thread veins humanly possible on a pair of legs’ category - I’ve already won!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up Their Own Arse Award

Self Righteous Poster Award

I'm Right, You're Wrong Forumite Award

That’s your awards sorted then

Don't you think I'll win the Grumpy Git award as well then?..gutted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

No but the guy who did an amazing flounce does, I think he was being inclusive so he meant all of us

That might actually be my thread of the year. It was funny for all the wrong reasons.

Yeah, Liggy!

I totally missed it. Gutted

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/687499"

Has the mic drop cunt comment been removed? Damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

No but the guy who did an amazing flounce does, I think he was being inclusive so he meant all of us

That might actually be my thread of the year. It was funny for all the wrong reasons.

Yeah, Liggy!

I totally missed it. Gutted

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/687499

Has the mic drop cunt comment been removed? Damn. "

All the best ones have gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow there are going to be a lot of categories, as always you guys never disappoint. No shock the ‘C’ word was mentioned though

Biggest cunt award?

I'm here, no worries

Not the word I was referring to and I think you may have competition, we are a ‘clique of cunts’ don’t you know

We? So you know who they are?

No but the guy who did an amazing flounce does, I think he was being inclusive so he meant all of us

That might actually be my thread of the year. It was funny for all the wrong reasons.

Yeah, Liggy!

I totally missed it. Gutted

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/687499

Has the mic drop cunt comment been removed? Damn. "

Hilariously, I’ve still got it in my screen shots, that final triumphant post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best lurker of the year award

Best perving award "

You finally got one for me .... lurking in the shadows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These were good fun last year so I'd be more than happy to help in any way I can... I'm a whizz with a spreadsheet.

By the way, someone mentioned using Survey Monkey earlier in the thread, could that make Swing's, and any other helper's, lives easier? I don't think it would be too hard to set up.

You can only ask 3 questions for free on a survey monkey x

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These were good fun last year so I'd be more than happy to help in any way I can... I'm a whizz with a spreadsheet.

By the way, someone mentioned using Survey Monkey earlier in the thread, could that make Swing's, and any other helper's, lives easier? I don't think it would be too hard to set up.

You can only ask 3 questions for free on a survey monkey x

Bugger

It could help with the voting though once you have shortlists. Create a survey for three categories, a question each.

Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been reading the thread for the forum awards 2016

Forgot I came 3rd for bum of the year

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I know we’ve only started November but they take ages to organise and the bitching is spectacular so I thought I’d float the idea now

Do we want to bother this year? If so, how do we want to do them? Last year we had nominations for categories. Then nominations for people once we had categories and then the final vote.

That was a ball ache and I’m wondering if we can do it better this year or whether it is what it is.

Hive mind - over to you "

Really?

What's the point?

We all know who will win.

It will be all of the same people, voting for the same people all being sickeningly sycophantic lovies.

So and so.

I'm voting for blah blah coz they are lovely.

Blah blah.

Oh thank you

So and so your amazing too.

I am not going to use the"c" word but you all know who you are, excluding the rest of the forum user's with the same regurgitated thread's over and over.

And if there is a award for the forum's most miserable bastard and you vote for me.

Don't bother coz I won't show up to the glitzy star studded event to accept my award.

I will just send some washed up has been like Rufus hound to collect it on my behalf.

I don't believe it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The if you organise it you can't be included in the voting for caveat...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bit early ain't it?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Vote for nothing.

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