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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hallo! cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Bobbing? Recieving a treat? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. And not just on Halloween for goodness sakes. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Scarysmileyface

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Evening Jim.

I am filtering through the kids trick or treat goodies to see what I fancy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim. I never make it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve almost eaten all the trick and treat brownies I baked.

Tummy hurts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim.

I am filtering through the kids trick or treat goodies to see what I fancy "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. Get stuck in.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Evening Jim!!

We've not had any kids knocking the door this year - it's been bliss!!!

B x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey and your buns.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey and your buns."

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. I never make it first "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. It's the taking part that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim and all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve almost eaten all the trick and treat brownies I baked.

Tummy hurts.

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Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You do look a bit peaky.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom "

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening, Ghoulish James, hope you haven't being worrying treat a treaters?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim!!

We've not had any kids knocking the door this year - it's been bliss!!!

B x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, B. Me too. *High five* x

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Hello Jim

Just a quick stop night Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve almost eaten all the trick and treat brownies I baked.

Tummy hurts.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You do look a bit peaky."

Have I got anything in my teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening James, trick or treat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. I never make it first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. It's the taking part that counts."

In it, to win it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Botu. I can only recommend chewing that tiny Mars Bar very, very slowly.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I’ve almost eaten all the trick and treat brownies I baked.

Tummy hurts.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You do look a bit peaky.

Have I got anything in my teeth? "

No they look fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim

Just a quick stop night Jim "

Hello! Na night.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Evening Jim!!

We've not had any kids knocking the door this year - it's been bliss!!!

B x"

Had none knocking here either.

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire


"Hello Jim

Just a quick stop night Jim

Hello! Na night."

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Evening Jim.

I am filtering through the kids trick or treat goodies to see what I fancy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. Get stuck in."

Most not my thing, have liberated a chomp and a mini pack of squashies though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey and your buns.

How are you?"

I'm bravely fighting a cold. How are you doing?

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"Good evening James, trick or treat? "

Looking good there Miss I xx

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I'm not eating Halloween sweets. Had a curry earlier and got left over Popadoms with chilli pickle to scoff on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and all x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fox. Enjoying your time off? x

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Evening Jimbo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more "

It was probably a fella that invented fun size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim I’m on my 2nd bottle of wine. This week is awesome

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Evening Jimjam. I have had none of the youth knocking on my door, have managed not to eat any sweets myself and am feeling slightly smug as a result. Although the lure of cheese is pulling me towards the kitchen so I may be hoist by my own smugness petard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening, Ghoulish James, hope you haven't being worrying treat a treaters? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. I don't worry anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve almost eaten all the trick and treat brownies I baked.

Tummy hurts.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You do look a bit peaky.

Have I got anything in my teeth? "

No, you're good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening James, trick or treat? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Innocent. I'll have a treat please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. I never make it first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. It's the taking part that counts.

In it, to win it "

Absolutely, try again next time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Centaur. Scarysmileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim.

I am filtering through the kids trick or treat goodies to see what I fancy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. Get stuck in.

Most not my thing, have liberated a chomp and a mini pack of squashies though"

I wouldn't say no to a chomp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening James, trick or treat?

Looking good there Miss I xx"

Thanks, it’s me without any makeup on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all really quiet night for me at work so sudoku for 9 hours kill me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve almost eaten all the trick and treat brownies I baked.

Tummy hurts.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You do look a bit peaky.

Have I got anything in my teeth?

No they look fine "

Phew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve almost eaten all the trick and treat brownies I baked.

Tummy hurts.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You do look a bit peaky.

Have I got anything in my teeth?

No, you're good."

Phew. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how are you feeling today, I hope that cold isn't too bad?

I'm just sitting with a nice cup of tea watching tv, well the tv is on but I'm not really taking much notice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now my eyes feel funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not eating Halloween sweets. Had a curry earlier and got left over Popadoms with chilli pickle to scoff on. "

I'll say good eeeeeeeeeeeevening again. Curry sounds good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimbo "

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Warks. Scarysmileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Jim, I've been waiting for some trick or treaters to deliver me some sweeties but none have come

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Now my eyes feel funny. "

What was in those brownies ??

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Evening Jim.

I am filtering through the kids trick or treat goodies to see what I fancy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. Get stuck in.

Most not my thing, have liberated a chomp and a mini pack of squashies though

I wouldn't say no to a chomp."

Too late...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim ... I've just given myself a little treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim I’m on my 2nd bottle of wine. This week is awesome "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Have you had another long day, Sexy?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Evening Jimjam. I have had none of the youth knocking on my door, have managed not to eat any sweets myself and am feeling slightly smug as a result. Although the lure of cheese is pulling me towards the kitchen so I may be hoist by my own smugness petard."

Mmmmmmm, I'd so love to hoist your petard and share your cheese!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimjam. I have had none of the youth knocking on my door, have managed not to eat any sweets myself and am feeling slightly smug as a result. Although the lure of cheese is pulling me towards the kitchen so I may be hoist by my own smugness petard."

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liggy. What is a petard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now my eyes feel funny.

What was in those brownies ?? "

I know, right?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all really quiet night for me at work so sudoku for 9 hours kill me now "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Clark. Have you not heard of Angry Birds?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Evening Jimjam. I have had none of the youth knocking on my door, have managed not to eat any sweets myself and am feeling slightly smug as a result. Although the lure of cheese is pulling me towards the kitchen so I may be hoist by my own smugness petard.

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liggy. What is a petard?"

It’s was a small explosive device that would malfunction and hurt the person who was intending to harm someone else therefore they were hoisted by their own petard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how are you feeling today, I hope that cold isn't too bad?

I'm just sitting with a nice cup of tea watching tv, well the tv is on but I'm not really taking much notice x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I've got no energy at all. But I think the yuckyness has passed. I might make a cuppa in a bit. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now my eyes feel funny. "

They look all white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now my eyes feel funny.

They look all white."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim

I’m watching Most Haunted and chatting with my zombie babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, I've been waiting for some trick or treaters to deliver me some sweeties but none have come "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Moriarty. That's very disappointing. I requested a treat from Innocent, I'm still waiting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim.

I am filtering through the kids trick or treat goodies to see what I fancy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. Get stuck in.

Most not my thing, have liberated a chomp and a mini pack of squashies though

I wouldn't say no to a chomp.

Too late... "

Greedy girl!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Evening Jimjam. I have had none of the youth knocking on my door, have managed not to eat any sweets myself and am feeling slightly smug as a result. Although the lure of cheese is pulling me towards the kitchen so I may be hoist by my own smugness petard.

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liggy. What is a petard?"

I seem to remember it's a small explosive thingummybob but I can't be arsed to google and find out if I recall it right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim ... I've just given myself a little treat "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Belle. Good girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Cheese removed by poster at 31/10/17 22:26:56]"

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Bugger. I posted then read down. That'll teach me not to be arsed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more "

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flirtman. Scarysmileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim I’m on my 2nd bottle of wine. This week is awesome

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Have you had another long day, Sexy?"

I have no more wine left and no more alcohol so it looks like bed for me!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Good evening Jim, I’m going to have a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fox. Enjoying your time off? x"

Yes thank you Jim, very relaxing x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimjam. I have had none of the youth knocking on my door, have managed not to eat any sweets myself and am feeling slightly smug as a result. Although the lure of cheese is pulling me towards the kitchen so I may be hoist by my own smugness petard.

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liggy. What is a petard?

It’s was a small explosive device that would malfunction and hurt the person who was intending to harm someone else therefore they were hoisted by their own petard "

Thank you Warks, you're not just a pretty face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

I’m watching Most Haunted and chatting with my zombie babe "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. Who doesn't like a zombie babe.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented "

He’s definitely fun

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Evening Jimjam. I have had none of the youth knocking on my door, have managed not to eat any sweets myself and am feeling slightly smug as a result. Although the lure of cheese is pulling me towards the kitchen so I may be hoist by my own smugness petard.

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liggy. What is a petard?

It’s was a small explosive device that would malfunction and hurt the person who was intending to harm someone else therefore they were hoisted by their own petard

Thank you Warks, you're not just a pretty face."

I bet you say that to all the fellas sweetcheeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimjam. I have had none of the youth knocking on my door, have managed not to eat any sweets myself and am feeling slightly smug as a result. Although the lure of cheese is pulling me towards the kitchen so I may be hoist by my own smugness petard.

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liggy. What is a petard?

I seem to remember it's a small explosive thingummybob but I can't be arsed to google and find out if I recall it right. "

You're not wrong.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim I’m on my 2nd bottle of wine. This week is awesome

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Have you had another long day, Sexy?

I have no more wine left and no more alcohol so it looks like bed for me! "

I have smoothie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger. I posted then read down. That'll teach me not to be arsed!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim I’m on my 2nd bottle of wine. This week is awesome

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Have you had another long day, Sexy?

I have no more wine left and no more alcohol so it looks like bed for me! "

Sexy, get to bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, I’m going to have a cup of tea "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm going to have one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

He’s definitely fun "

Ooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how are you feeling today, I hope that cold isn't too bad?

I'm just sitting with a nice cup of tea watching tv, well the tv is on but I'm not really taking much notice x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I've got no energy at all. But I think the yuckyness has passed. I might make a cuppa in a bit. How are you?"

Oh I'm sorry you're not well, but hopefully the worst had passed. Sending you a cup of tea that will hopefully save you having to move. I'm doing very well thanks. Just had a bit of a frys chocolate cream my son had in his goodie bag x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fox. Enjoying your time off? x

Yes thank you Jim, very relaxing x"

That's good to read. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimjam. I have had none of the youth knocking on my door, have managed not to eat any sweets myself and am feeling slightly smug as a result. Although the lure of cheese is pulling me towards the kitchen so I may be hoist by my own smugness petard.

Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liggy. What is a petard?

It’s was a small explosive device that would malfunction and hurt the person who was intending to harm someone else therefore they were hoisted by their own petard

Thank you Warks, you're not just a pretty face.

I bet you say that to all the fellas sweetcheeks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, I've been waiting for some trick or treaters to deliver me some sweeties but none have come

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Moriarty. That's very disappointing. I requested a treat from Innocent, I'm still waiting."

Patience, young man

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

He’s definitely fun

Ooft "

*waves*

Hey Jackson your girthness, how you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim I’m on my 2nd bottle of wine. This week is awesome

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Have you had another long day, Sexy?

I have no more wine left and no more alcohol so it looks like bed for me!

I have smoothie? "

Shaved or waxed?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good evening Jim, I’m going to have a cup of tea

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm going to have one too."

I hope you don’t ruin like Hatter with milk

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim I’m on my 2nd bottle of wine. This week is awesome

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Have you had another long day, Sexy?

I have no more wine left and no more alcohol so it looks like bed for me!

I have smoothie?

Shaved or waxed?"

Shaved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how are you feeling today, I hope that cold isn't too bad?

I'm just sitting with a nice cup of tea watching tv, well the tv is on but I'm not really taking much notice x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I've got no energy at all. But I think the yuckyness has passed. I might make a cuppa in a bit. How are you?

Oh I'm sorry you're not well, but hopefully the worst had passed. Sending you a cup of tea that will hopefully save you having to move. I'm doing very well thanks. Just had a bit of a frys chocolate cream my son had in his goodie bag x "

Sweet, thank you very much. x

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over a year ago


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

He’s definitely fun

Ooft

*waves*

Hey Jackson your girthness, how you doing? "

Punishment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, I've been waiting for some trick or treaters to deliver me some sweeties but none have come

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Moriarty. That's very disappointing. I requested a treat from Innocent, I'm still waiting.

Patience, young man "

The best things come to those who wait. That's what I heard.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

He’s definitely fun

Ooft

*waves*

Hey Jackson your girthness, how you doing?

Punishment "

Yaaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, I’m going to have a cup of tea

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'm going to have one too.

I hope you don’t ruin like Hatter with milk "

I like a good glug of milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim and Willy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim I’m on my 2nd bottle of wine. This week is awesome

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Have you had another long day, Sexy?

I have no more wine left and no more alcohol so it looks like bed for me!

I have smoothie?

Shaved or waxed?

Shaved "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

He’s definitely fun

Ooft

*waves*

Hey Jackson your girthness, how you doing?

Punishment "

Get a room!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm pondering.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Hey Jim, I've been waiting for some trick or treaters to deliver me some sweeties but none have come

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Moriarty. That's very disappointing. I requested a treat from Innocent, I'm still waiting.

Patience, young man

The best things come to those who wait. That's what I heard."

That’s true Jim, there is also something called karma xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and Willy x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubi Doux. It turns out I wasn't entered for the Halloween photo competition, unbelievable. Hold on, where's YOUR Halloween photo?! Just a moment, my willy says hi. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

He’s definitely fun

Ooft

*waves*

Hey Jackson your girthness, how you doing?

Punishment

Get a room!"

I intend to

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm pondering."

Sounds dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening handsome feet up chilling x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

He’s definitely fun

Ooft

*waves*

Hey Jackson your girthness, how you doing?

Punishment

Get a room!

I intend to "

Get 2 key cards when you check in this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pondering."

A petard is a small explosive device.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

He’s definitely fun

Ooft

*waves*

Hey Jackson your girthness, how you doing?

Punishment

Get a room!

I intend to

Get 2 key cards when you check in this time "

Yes boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, I've been waiting for some trick or treaters to deliver me some sweeties but none have come

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Moriarty. That's very disappointing. I requested a treat from Innocent, I'm still waiting.

Patience, young man

The best things come to those who wait. That's what I heard.

That’s true Jim, there is also something called karma xxx"

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do ghosts like their coffee?

Dark with extra scream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and Willy x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubi Doux. It turns out I wasn't entered for the Halloween photo competition, unbelievable. Hold on, where's YOUR Halloween photo?! Just a moment, my willy says hi. x"

I had an accident and deleted it then it got rejected when I tried to upload again

Roll on Christmas, I'll start working on that pic now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

He’s definitely fun

Ooft

*waves*

Hey Jackson your girthness, how you doing?

Punishment

Get a room!

I intend to "

*High five*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening handsome feet up chilling x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Venus. I literally have my feet up too. Carry on chilling. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a ghost throwing knives at Yvette Fielding Jim

How they haven’t shit themselves I don’t know

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

He’s definitely fun

Ooft

*waves*

Hey Jackson your girthness, how you doing?

Punishment

Get a room!

I intend to

*High five*"

OMG

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do ghosts like their coffee?

Dark with extra scream."

Which room do ghosts not have in their homes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and Willy x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Rubi Doux. It turns out I wasn't entered for the Halloween photo competition, unbelievable. Hold on, where's YOUR Halloween photo?! Just a moment, my willy says hi. x

I had an accident and deleted it then it got rejected when I tried to upload again

Roll on Christmas, I'll start working on that pic now! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a ghost throwing knives at Yvette Fielding Jim

How they haven’t shit themselves I don’t know "

Flipping heck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim sir and all *bows*

Managed to save a fun size mars bar, so, just about to feel unsatisfied but how teeny tiny the thing is. They do say it's not the size it's the...wait...that doesn't work......onnomnom

Fun size is a nonsense! Anything coined as fun size only leaves you wanting more

Explains why my fun size penis is never complimented

He’s definitely fun

Ooft

*waves*

Hey Jackson your girthness, how you doing?

Punishment

Get a room!

I intend to

*High five*

OMG "

Haha.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Evening Jim and fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fancy offering Sexy a smoothie at this time of night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening handsome feet up chilling x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Venus. I literally have my feet up too. Carry on chilling. x"

I intend to .you to x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and fabbers "

Wooooooo, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Toxic. Happy Halloween.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We took our two out trick or treating, our lad is 3 and was super excited about it.

After that our neighbours had a halloween party, so its been a good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do ghosts like their coffee?

Dark with extra scream.

Which room do ghosts not have in their homes?"

A living room!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We took our two out trick or treating, our lad is 3 and was super excited about it.

After that our neighbours had a halloween party, so its been a good evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, AM. Good spooky times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do ghosts like their coffee?

Dark with extra scream.

Which room do ghosts not have in their homes?

A living room!! "

Yeah!

It's a spooky special!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the midnight hour! The witching hour!

Ooooooooooerrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s the midnight hour! The witching hour!

Ooooooooooerrrr"

It's a spooky special!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else had the Monster Mash song stuck in their head tonight???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone else had the Monster Mash song stuck in their head tonight???"

I thought of it after you mentioned your Halloween party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie T - Zombie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump in the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim Baxter. Brains

https://youtu.be/P4l36YrHw2w

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeeeeeeeevening Jim!

Just having a quick break at work. How's your evening been? No bumps in the night? No weirdos knocking at your door?

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over a year ago


"Good Eeeeeeeeeevening Jim!

Just having a quick break at work. How's your evening been? No bumps in the night? No weirdos knocking at your door?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. No bumps, no weirdos, unfortunately.

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Hi Jim, and peeps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey everyone!!! Just lookin for chat and havin a bit of a perv ????

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Same here; as a business, we don't get the usual hassles at this time of year.

Nevertheless, the moat around the property is alligator infested; failing that, the minefield is ready; and as backup, cauldrons of molten oil & tar are on the roofs. Let's see the little brats get past that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim Baxter. Brains

https://youtu.be/P4l36YrHw2w"

I like his suit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim, and peeps x"

Cowabunga Agent Minxy 777. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey everyone!!! Just lookin for chat and havin a bit of a perv ????"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same here; as a business, we don't get the usual hassles at this time of year.

Nevertheless, the moat around the property is alligator infested; failing that, the minefield is ready; and as backup, cauldrons of molten oil & tar are on the roofs. Let's see the little brats get past that!!"

Good luck kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't sleep "

Sadface Sadface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey dude u ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't sleep "
its a nightmare wen u can't sleep has anyone got work soon im in at 6 and not got a wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't sleep "

Me either. Have decided to have a large glass of tanqueray and tonic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey dude u ok?"

I'm okay, are you okay today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey dude u ok?

I'm okay, are you okay today?"

Profile pic is crazy awesome btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening/morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bobino.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Indy.

Killed two blokes with one post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey dude u ok?

I'm okay, are you okay today?

Profile pic is crazy awesome btw"

Thanks! Crazy awesome was the look I was going for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all "

Still pretending it's evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey dude u ok?

I'm okay, are you okay today?

Profile pic is crazy awesome btw

Thanks! Crazy awesome was the look I was going for."

Well you have nailed it Sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all "

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie."

That’s alright then, glad you’re happy Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bobino.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Indy.

Killed two blokes with one post."
good evening mate hope all is well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Still pretending it's evening "

I’m not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie."

Me too - Lexi is seriously hot.

Congrats Lexi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie.

That’s alright then, glad you’re happy Jim "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Still pretending it's evening

I’m not "

Now where is the fun in that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie.

Me too - Lexi is seriously hot.

Congrats Lexi "

Morning indi bit chilly here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bobino.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Indy.

Killed two blokes with one post.good evening mate hope all is well "

All is well. I hope you get a bit of kip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie.

Me too - Lexi is seriously hot.

Congrats Lexi

Morning indi bit chilly here "

Where is here? (If you don't mind me asking that is)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bobino.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Indy.

Killed two blokes with one post.good evening mate hope all is well

All is well. I hope you get a bit of kip."
I will do after a little purving and chat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie.

Me too - Lexi is seriously hot.

Congrats Lexi

Morning indi bit chilly here

Where is here? (If you don't mind me asking that is)"

The bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie.

Me too - Lexi is seriously hot.

Congrats Lexi

Morning indi bit chilly here

Where is here? (If you don't mind me asking that is)"

*Starts singing, Bring Me Sunshine*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie.

Me too - Lexi is seriously hot.

Congrats Lexi

Morning indi bit chilly here

Where is here? (If you don't mind me asking that is)

The bedroom "

Can't have a cold bedroom can we? Would be unchivalrous of me to allow it to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie.

Me too - Lexi is seriously hot.

Congrats Lexi

Morning indi bit chilly here

Where is here? (If you don't mind me asking that is)

*Starts singing, Bring Me Sunshine*"

Keep it down Jim, bit early for singing in my ear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie.

Me too - Lexi is seriously hot.

Congrats Lexi

Morning indi bit chilly here

Where is here? (If you don't mind me asking that is)

*Starts singing, Bring Me Sunshine*

Keep it down Jim, bit early for singing in my ear "

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all

Happy to say good morning to you, Lexie.

Me too - Lexi is seriously hot.

Congrats Lexi

Morning indi bit chilly here

Where is here? (If you don't mind me asking that is)

*Starts singing, Bring Me Sunshine*

Keep it down Jim, bit early for singing in my ear

Sorry."

I’ll let you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ey up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ey up "

How do, PP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ey up

How do, PP. "

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