FabSwingers.com forum: How did your get into anal?

By *anieldolt OP Man
over a year ago

bham

As a single male I hear anal is fairly nice however I don't fancy grabbing the closest guy to ram his cock up my arse? So how did you experiment? Any objects you'd suggest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet brush

Cucumber

Carrot

Monopoly pieces

Rolling pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slipped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t get into anal

Most who have suggest starting with butt plugs and increasing the size I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I slipped

Oh that old chestnut

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"As a single male I hear anal is fairly nice however I don't fancy grabbing the closest guy to ram his cock up my arse? So how did you experiment? Any objects you'd suggest

Squash

Pumpkin

Rolling pin

Or you could just start off slow with your finger and open that bad boy up x.

Lube. Lots of it.

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By *anieldolt OP Man
over a year ago

bham

"I slipped

Bloody hell I'm rolling at this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a run up whilst wearing my monster dildo.

ptu xxx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

You believe you can. Baby you know it. I’d be willing to help by the way OP lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*

warning im reversing

*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*

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By *anieldolt OP Man
over a year ago

bham

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By *anieldolt OP Man
over a year ago

bham

Ok I've got it!

Carrot to start

Cucumber seconds

I'll throw a pumpkin in as it's Halloween then

Strap-on's and juicyass's cock to finish? Sounds like a plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work your way up with plugs (warm them in warm/hot water also before you just use as warm toys help you 'open up' (as do poppers) in fact train with a inflatable butt plug. If you're planning on going deeper or taking a real cock don't forget to wash out your tush, you can buy a douche or as we do remove the head off the shower and use the pipe directly with warm water.. Fill... Empty... Fill.. empty. Ul know when you're clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

People can be that stupid though

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hey I didn't get into anal, anal got into me!.... I don't even now what I'm typing anymore

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

People can be that stupid though

‘Well nurse, one minute I was walking along minding my own business, the next I had a ginormous butt plug rammed into my bottom and a mans bare arse impaled upon my cock’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!

A passenger train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!

A passenger train

Do we get to pull the horn

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Perhaps a tow bar then you could go for the ride of your life

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!

"
Hi speed train or eurostar

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

By total accident, it really did slip.

I thought "Oooh hello"

My ex however when he realised, promptly sprinted for the bathroom, quicker than Usain Bolt on speed, threw up, washed his dick & refused to talk to me for 5hrs.

Sexual incompatibility was later mentioned in the divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By total accident, it really did slip.

I thought "Oooh hello"

My ex however when he realised, promptly sprinted for the bathroom, quicker than Usain Bolt on speed, threw up, washed his dick & refused to talk to me for 5hrs.

Sexual incompatibility was later mentioned in the divorce

See! You all scoffed! Told you it was a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

People can be that stupid though

‘Well nurse, one minute I was walking along minding my own business, the next I had a ginormous butt plug rammed into my bottom and a mans bare arse impaled upon my cock’

I work with the public. It cold happen. Remember years ago reading about a woman who sued a furniture store because she tripped over her own child

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I just eased myself into it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's not as if you'll be starting cold, as youd warm up to penetration - probably as you do similarly with women. When you're turned on it's amazing what an eager mind and body can undertake.

Op, your concept of small to larger progressively should be fine. Dildo sets or individual ones, smaller to larger, should prevent your need to supplement your 5 a day by taking carrots etc anally. But it's your choice, as marrows can be picked up pretty easily .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!

A passenger train

Do we get to pull the horn

Oh yes

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By *ouise HartleyTV/TS
over a year ago

the street of failed artists Liverpool

It kinda just came naturally

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!

A passenger train

Do we get to pull the horn

Only if you can reach around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has any one said the old chestnut snooker gag

Went for the pink but potted the brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I surprised Fred when he was sleeping, I woke up horny and wet to find him with a morning glory, so thought now's a good as time as any. I used my juices to lube up and slowly backed on to his cock.

I may not always be a very good wife but I like to think I'm a pretty amazing alarm clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I didn't get into anal, anal got into me!.... I don't even now what I'm typing anymore

I thought it was Anel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I surprised Fred when he was sleeping, I woke up horny and wet to find him with a morning glory, so thought now's a good as time as any. I used my juices to lube up and slowly backed on to his cock.

I may not always be a very good wife but I like to think I'm a pretty amazing alarm clock

You've done it now, all the husbands will be wanting that wake up call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!

A passenger train

Do we get to pull the horn

Only if you can reach around

Now that’s a whole different thread

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Hey I didn't get into anal, anal got into me!.... I don't even now what I'm typing anymore

I thought it was Anel

Bwahahahahaa ah the classics!

Quite right old chum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful using any toy without an ident and grippable bit as they have a habit of getting sucked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse

Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?

I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way

Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way

I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!

A passenger train

Do we get to pull the horn

Only if you can reach around

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By *heeky_subCouple
over a year ago

northampton

"As a single male I hear anal is fairly nice however I don't fancy grabbing the closest guy to ram his cock up my arse? So how did you experiment? Any objects you'd suggest

A guy once asked me to ram a cucumber up his bum and hit him with stinging nettles. That's something I can't seem to ever forget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet brush

Cucumber

Carrot

Monopoly pieces

Rolling pin

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get put In jail

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By *anieldolt OP Man
over a year ago

bham

" Be careful using any toy without an ident and grippable bit as they have a habit of getting sucked in"

Oh Jesus, there will be a I accidentally got a cucumber stuck later ! Haha! So either get a proper dildo with a indent or cut one into a cucumber so it don't get stuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Be careful using any toy without an ident and grippable bit as they have a habit of getting sucked in

Oh Jesus, there will be a I accidentally got a cucumber stuck later ! Haha! So either get a proper dildo with a indent or cut one into a cucumber so it don't get stuck? "

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

As they say on the ITV quiz "The Chase".

"It's all about the push backs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the pun intended there? How do you get into anal? I think lube will help you get into it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hey I didn't get into anal, anal got into me!.... I don't even now what I'm typing anymore

I thought it was Anel

Bwahahahahaa ah the classics!

Quite right old chum

But I thought that was only if you'd caught the ghey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started with marrow and now i fit aurbagines...very easily

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Definitely an anal training kit as it helps stretch you over time which makes it easier when you move up to a dildo. As most have said lube is important and their are great lubes specifically for anal like pjur back door.

Have fun, and when you get that prostate massaged you may well be hooked! :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a single male I hear anal is fairly nice however I don't fancy grabbing the closest guy to ram his cock up my arse? So how did you experiment? Any objects you'd suggest

A guy once asked me to ram a cucumber up his bum and hit him with stinging nettles. That's something I can't seem to ever forget."

Did you do it

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

It accidently slipped in one night or so her said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly.

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By *ouise HartleyTV/TS
over a year ago

the street of failed artists Liverpool

"Slowly. "

This

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"Slowly. "

*chuckles* Alas, the stories you hear *gulp*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to persuade Her to do anal when we first got together, she says to me "how would you like a cock in your arse". I said crack on, never say never, and she fucked me with her dildo. She loves it now so it was a small price to pay. The same happened when I wanted her to swallow my cum.

I say never expect somone to do something you wouldnt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to persuade Her to do anal when we first got together, she says to me "how would you like a cock in your arse". I said crack on, never say never, and she fucked me with her dildo. She loves it now so it was a small price to pay. The same happened when I wanted her to swallow my cum.

I say never expect somone to do something you wouldnt."

Excellent stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't have reg sex as I had cervical surgery and had to find alternative methods and I'm far to lazy and selfish to just give blow jobs so anal all the way

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By *iss GalitzineWoman
over a year ago

Near Bath

"Toilet brush

Cucumber

Carrot

Monopoly pieces

Rolling pin

Monopoly pieces ...

made my night that did

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Toilet brush

Cucumber

Carrot

Monopoly pieces

Rolling pin

Monopoly pieces ...

made my night that did

I literally spat my tea out

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Hey I didn't get into anal, anal got into me!.... I don't even now what I'm typing anymore

I thought it was Anel

Bwahahahahaa ah the classics!

Quite right old chum

But I thought that was only if you'd caught the ghey?

No it's only if you have a hot grandmother in law as I recall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to work in Turkey, soon lost my anal virginity x

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