FabSwingers.com forum: Make something up!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When we don't know something or, only know a little about a person our minds will fill in the blanks.

Make something up about the person above. Be as outrageous as you like but keep it fun please!

Example... I can't meet on a Wednesday because I like strutting round my house in just my pants full of jam. That's not true by the way

To add an extra dimension...add what's been made up about you to your profile for 24 hours.

Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Lexie 99 are actually vampires with no reflections and out for Halloween.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's true that the profile is a couple above, but they're really a couple of trained experimental chimps taught by Sydney University to interact on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mister bee

He’s actually Liam Gallagher

Oasis ain’t doing so well at the moment

But he’s still got the guitar

Apparently he met Sally and she couldn’t wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's true that the profile is a couple above, but they're really a couple of trained experimental chimps taught by Sydney University to interact on Fab. "

Once went into space in the hope of reaching mate only to be foiled at the last minute due to an alien interception which led to him and his team being probed to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pirat_hunter

Loves cooking in his sisters underwear stockings and everything whilst dancing to Britney Spears hit me baby one more time

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By *ornyforfmCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

Loudmoaner isn't really moaning loud. She's yawning from Bordem at your best effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loudmoaner isn't really moaning loud. She's yawning from Bordem at your best effort

Planning a huge robbery but keep getting distracted by each other and getting down and dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity

Added to profile

Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?

Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity

Added to profile

Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?

Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity

Added to profile

Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?

Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity

Added to profile

Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?

Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me.

Added

Hot frog likes to just get down and dirty

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

The goal isn't to live forever

The goal is to create something that will x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/10/17 11:18:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity

Added to profile

Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?

Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me.

Added

Hot frog likes to just get down and dirty

Venus is really nick-named pepperami cos she loves to suck on sausage-like appendages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity

Added to profile

Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?

Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me.

Added

Hot frog likes to just get down and dirty

Venus is really nick-named pepperami cos she loves to suck on sausage-like appendages

none vanilla cupcake really tastes like vanilla

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Red Flame is so named because she is actually made of lithium and strontium and only found out when messing with bunsen burners in the chemistry lab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red Flame is so named because she is actually made of lithium and strontium and only found out when messing with bunsen burners in the chemistry lab

Gemini man has a split personality. Gemma is a naughty school girl and Gerrard is a farmer. Luckily they both wear plaid so he can switch between the two easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red Flame is so named because she is actually made of lithium and strontium and only found out when messing with bunsen burners in the chemistry lab

Gemini man has a split personality. Gemma is a naughty school girl and Gerrard is a farmer. Luckily they both wear plaid so he can switch between the two easily. "

Rubidoux is really the pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pirat_hunter

Loves cooking in his sisters underwear stockings and everything whilst dancing to Britney Spears hit me baby one more time "

It's like you know me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red flame lost her job as a taster for muller yoghurt for sucking too suggestively on the spoon.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Red flame lost her job as a taster for muller yoghurt for sucking too suggestively on the spoon."

Poetsday was the world's first bisexual astronaut but got kicked off the program when he misheard the phrase "And now to achieve re-entry" and attempted anal with his fellow spacemen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red flame lost her job as a taster for muller yoghurt for sucking too suggestively on the spoon.

Poetsday was the world's first bisexual astronaut but got kicked off the program when he misheard the phrase "And now to achieve re-entry" and attempted anal with his fellow spacemen."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gemini is really the head of the ministry for sex magic. He started out as Alistair Crowley's personal fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotfrog causes a scene in the library when people suggest books for him.

He throws them away in disgust shouting "readit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotfrog causes a scene in the library when people suggest books for him.

He throws them away in disgust shouting "readit" "

Rubidoux once had a walk on part in the stage version of scooby doo but was sacked for flashing her bits at the audience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotfrog causes a scene in the library when people suggest books for him.

He throws them away in disgust shouting "readit"

Rubidoux once had a walk on part in the stage version of scooby doo but was sacked for flashing her bits at the audience

lexi99 arent really vampires they are really flesh eating zombies and have a few in the basement when they feel the need to feed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Red flames pants are a medical and health and safety necessity due to the magnetic field that surrounds her foo foo. She's just signed a lucrative contact agreeing to leave it to science when she slips her mortal coil!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Red Flame pierced her own nipples in an unfortunate accident with some knitting needles when she tripped over her pet pot bellied pig on the stairs, and now uses them to hang baubles off at Xmas to entertain any guests.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Gemini Man is actually the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He is on an undercover mission to get wanking material for Uncle Phil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess peach had a threesome with Mario and Luigi and caused the demise of their sibling relationship, they couldn't look each other in the face after touching cocks while they DVP'd her

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

"Gemini Man is actually the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He is on an undercover mission to get wanking material for Uncle Phil."

Is unbelievably allergic to peaches. Has a soft spot for bananas though!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Rubidoux only moved to Bristol because she has a thing about men in tall Victorian-era hats and thought they all wear them after seeing a statue of Brunel.

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By *tarlord6969Man
over a year ago

stockport

Newwalescouple are actually from Doncaster. Mrs Wales is a renowned oceanographer who discovered a completely new species of whale which is quite rightly named after her the "cunnilinga-me-likey whale" unfortunately Mr "newwalescouple" set the profile up and he can't spell for love nor money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starlord is actually a codename for Batmans ex sidekick Dunth Robin. He protests his innocence way too much and enjoy accosting cloaked men at night while using stickers for WAM BAM and thank you MAM

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Gigglelicious’ bum print is genuinely Fred West’s hand print, back when he was an experimental artist trying the medium of ‘worm juice’!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GiggleLiscious are a pair of secret underwear thieves. Under the cover of darkness, they move swiftly from neighbourhood to neighbourhood, nipping in and out of peoples knicker drawers. Giggle owns a secret gold plated fish which makes all their movements completely silent, hence no one ever knows they’ve been targeted until the morning. Currently, they have amassed a collection of no fewer than 34,522 pairs of clean undercrackers, and are in talks of opening an exhibition at the National Tate Gallery to display them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lexie is a princess imprisoned by her evil step mum. Her photos show her trying to find an escape route by the window, at the wall she's showing how she's stuck in those four walls and then her others show how she's given up on ever being rescued.

Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity

Added to profile

Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?

Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me."

Dying that it does now say this in your profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rubidouxs anal beads are made from the glass eyes of retired sailors that have fallen on hard times. She pays for them with bottled sweat which is almost pure alcohol that she secretes from mutant glands behind her ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't meet on Wednesday because I got on a big ship that got hit by an iceberg and sank Then some selfish Sheila that I'd just engaged in coitus with hogged the only driftwood.

And I drowned.

Honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lexie is a princess imprisoned by her evil step mum. Her photos show her trying to find an escape route by the window, at the wall she's showing how she's stuck in those four walls and then her others show how she's given up on ever being rescued.

Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon.

Love it

that’s going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon.

Love it

that’s going on! "

Haha! I love that you put it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon.

Love it

that’s going on!

Haha! I love that you put it on

Seems to have served a purpose, no silly messages for a good couple of hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon.

Love it

that’s going on!

Haha! I love that you put it on

Seems to have served a purpose, no silly messages for a good couple of hours!"

No one brave enough for dragon slaying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pirat_hunter

Loves cooking in his sisters underwear stockings and everything whilst dancing to Britney Spears hit me baby one more time

It's like you know me lol"

Haha don’t know where it came from I was at work at the time of typing it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the above squeaks like a mouse when being shagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon.

Love it

that’s going on!

Haha! I love that you put it on

Seems to have served a purpose, no silly messages for a good couple of hours!

No one brave enough for dragon slaying! "

Good

I’m far too tired to be rescued tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the person above has really hairy legs..and so does the Mrs

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"the person above has really hairy legs..and so does the Mrs

The person above is Rod Stewart love child from a Alaskan chamber maid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the person above gets bored they cover themselves in baby oil naked and lies on the floor and slugs around the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Louise and Logan met each other through their mutual hobby of knitting. Logan's favourite thing to knit is jumpers for penguins. Louise likes to knit pants for Logan out of recycled dishcloths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Louise and Logan met each other through their mutual hobby of knitting. Logan's favourite thing to knit is jumpers for penguins. Louise likes to knit pants for Logan out of recycled dishcloths."

Originally from Albuquerque.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erectjim is only on fab because he is too afraid to leave his house. His neighbours have a huge dog and have trained it to attack him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jenny talyor secret love child of once renowned snooker player Dennis talyor.... She also breeds gerbils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bdsm cuckold couple are actually very conservative country folk. Having lead a very sheltered life on the farm they misinterpreted the type of "bull" they'd find here. Poor Daisy is going to be very disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as square as a rubixcube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as square as a rubixcube"

Has to be careful when organising meets as he is half gremlin and can't be fed after midnight or get wet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hunkimunki's is a master of disguises. His beard and hair are really thousands of tiny ants that he's developed a symbiotic relationship with. He has taken advantage of this relationship to become the worlds most accomplished jewellery thief. Once the crime has been committed, the ants rearrange themselves to alter his appearance. He has amassed a fortune and spends his time helping the poor!

Top marks to Lexie99 for posting the new truths on their profile. Hands up who else has? I did a bit of spot checking and saw no others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotfrog actually joined fab thinking it was job hunting website he's since stopping looking for work as he got promoted to chief fryer at KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually drinks buckfast in back alley lanes..sometimes charging for BJ's..to get another bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a lust for popcorn

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Sexyspecs was actually the inspiration for one of Blur's biggest hits - it's a little known fact that they are the real life Doctor Who's travelling companions and in a visit to 2017, Damon Albarn popped onto Fab and spotted her profile, the rest as they say is history.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sexyspecs has x-ray vision. She wears her glasses to prevent herself from seeing everyone naked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gemini man keeps a picture of the queen in his pocket and when he thinks no one is looking, he takes it out and licks her face. It makes him feel warm inside

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Hotfrog has 4 pet bricks that live completely on Ready Brek and paraffin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him And her have sneakily been storing all the peanut butter under the bed for the past 6 months so they can have peanut butter sex fun

I'll get me coat

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Just Jo has 317 convictions for stealing coats and is responsible for 27,902 people being cautioned for stealing coats, cardigans and shell suit tops (to order) to satisfy her standing in a freezer in stolen outer garments fetish!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Himan d'her is really one person, a German spy escaped from a prisoner of war camp in 1943. They have survived by hiding in the woods and arn't aware that the war finished 74 years ago. Their longevity is down to the wild truffles and berries they forage for.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

hotfrog came up with his username when he misheard the lyrics to a Prefab Sprout song and realised he couldn't spell Albuquerque which was his first choice.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I know a man who has an uncle who’s sons sisters mother has a dog she got as a birthday present from her step dad who found it in a hamster cage while out walking his kangaroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hotfrog came up with his username when he misheard the lyrics to a Prefab Sprout song and realised he couldn't spell Albuquerque which was his first choice."

Gemini man is actually from the year 3017.

He found a library book his ancestors loaned out and didn't return it, owing 59 trillion pound in fines.

He's handed it back in but had to buy a replacement as the origional was falling to bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hotfrog came up with his username when he misheard the lyrics to a Prefab Sprout song and realised he couldn't spell Albuquerque which was his first choice.

Gemini man is actually from the year 3017.

He found a library book his ancestors loaned out and didn't return it, owing 59 trillion pound in fines.

He's handed it back in but had to buy a replacement as the origional was falling to bits "

Gemini man's time machine has been confiscated by the local council, thinking it was an illegal sun tan booth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afterhrs doesmt accommodate as hes currently living in a skip after losing everything in a poker game with the mafia.

In his photo hes preparing his bed.

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north

[Removed by poster at 02/11/17 14:09:30]

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Rubidoux,s arse comes from from two firm peaches made into a cast when she was 16 and slept with it on every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40mslim is actually a woman pretending to be a man!!!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Tom999930 is now able to spend more time on Fab since he resigned as defence secretary this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a recent survey of local supermarket customers was voted man most likely to own a pair of leather trousers with peep hole bum cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom999930 is now able to spend more time on Fab since he resigned as defence secretary this morning "

Highland gentleman had his feet _andaged after highland dancing, d*unk, barefoot with claymore swords. Get well soon mate!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Laceyandsams's iconic avatar pic is actually a still from a deleted scene in The English Patient that was considered too tame for the main release.

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Gemeni man gets a refund on his site supporter fee as long as 90% of his pics are in black and white

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Justy’s arse is so rounded, smooth and perfect it is more non-stick than Teflon. NASA have 3D modelled it as THE template for perfect aerodynamic design!!

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