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The strictly no dancing thread #19 or 17 part 3

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby

Good morning you sexy ghoulies and ghosties. Happy Halloween

Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Morning all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all.

Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Morning all.

Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls? "

Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all.

Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?

Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people "

Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl

Normally service will resume sortly

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all.

Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?

Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people

Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl

Normally service will resume sortly "

Misstress and normal now thats a fecken laugh

good morning darling cosmo i trust you slept well all i could hear was a certain persons hobnail boots stomping over the floorboards as she was stirring her cauldern

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Morning all.

Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?

Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people

Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl

Normally service will resume sortly Misstress and normal now thats a fecken laugh

good morning darling cosmo i trust you slept well all i could hear was a certain persons hobnail boots stomping over the floorboards as she was stirring her cauldern "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all.

Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?

Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people

Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl

Normally service will resume sortly Misstress and normal now thats a fecken laugh

good morning darling cosmo i trust you slept well all i could hear was a certain persons hobnail boots stomping over the floorboards as she was stirring her cauldern "

Oi feck off I've told you I don't have fecking floorboards...but yeah just got the cauldron delivered from amazon..and it's a big fecker

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all.

Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?

Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people

Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl

Normally service will resume sortly Misstress and normal now thats a fecken laugh

good morning darling cosmo i trust you slept well all i could hear was a certain persons hobnail boots stomping over the floorboards as she was stirring her cauldern

Oi feck off I've told you I don't have fecking floorboards...but yeah just got the cauldron delivered from amazon..and it's a big fecker "

bit like that spot on ya hooter thats a big fecker too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all.

Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?

Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people

Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl

Normally service will resume sortly Misstress and normal now thats a fecken laugh

good morning darling cosmo i trust you slept well all i could hear was a certain persons hobnail boots stomping over the floorboards as she was stirring her cauldern

Oi feck off I've told you I don't have fecking floorboards...but yeah just got the cauldron delivered from amazon..and it's a big fecker bit like that spot on ya hooter thats a big fecker too "

Fecking cosmos been gobbing off again has she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning you sexy ghoulies and ghosties. Happy Halloween

Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here "

Hey just fecking workek the title out and 17 plus part 3 that would make fecking 20 if my maths are right

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning you sexy ghoulies and ghosties. Happy Halloween

Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here

Hey just fecking workek the title out and 17 plus part 3 that would make fecking 20 if my maths are right "

it dont say add 3 put ya stockings back on dont want to see them hobbits feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning you sexy ghoulies and ghosties. Happy Halloween

Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here

Hey just fecking workek the title out and 17 plus part 3 that would make fecking 20 if my maths are right it dont say add 3 put ya stockings back on dont want to see them hobbits feet "

Feck off I have a abacus to count...so I can leave my stockings on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning you sexy ghoulies and ghosties. Happy Halloween

Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here

Hey just fecking workek the title out and 17 plus part 3 that would make fecking 20 if my maths are right it dont say add 3 put ya stockings back on dont want to see them hobbits feet

Feck off I have a abacus to count...so I can leave my stockings on "

one bead two beads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning you sexy ghoulies and ghosties. Happy Halloween

Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here

Hey just fecking workek the title out and 17 plus part 3 that would make fecking 20 if my maths are right it dont say add 3 put ya stockings back on dont want to see them hobbits feet

Feck off I have a abacus to count...so I can leave my stockings on one bead two beads "

Or click click clique

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Oi oi you lot! Howz everyone?. Gonna have a nice instant coffee then off to start my decorating

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides "
coz you is scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi oi you lot! Howz everyone?. Gonna have a nice instant coffee then off to start my decorating "

Pifftt instant...wouldn't give it to the pussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides "

Was having a shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides coz you is scary "

And that

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite "

how uncouth

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I woz 'ere

But not for long

Wrote this 'ere

Then woz gon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite how uncouth"

Poo then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woz 'ere

But not for long

Wrote this 'ere

Then woz gon

"

You got that off a bog wall

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides coz you is scary "

I IS!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite "

Tut!....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I woz 'ere

But not for long

Wrote this 'ere

Then woz gon

"

Hey Paul! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!.... "

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee"

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee! "

Cat piss

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss "

No it's definitely my piss, I checked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked "

You sure it's piss it could be.....nor cum off md

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked "

Theres always one that has to lower the tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone"

Was it a taste test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here"

You fit well mate

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked

You sure it's piss it could be.....nor cum off md"

It's definitely piss!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked

You sure it's piss it could be.....nor cum off md

It's definitely piss! "

Ah but I need to know how you came to that conclusion

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test "

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked

You sure it's piss it could be.....nor cum off md

It's definitely piss!

Ah but I need to know how you came to that concusion "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here"

Hey Dash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! "

Ok that will do

Got to get off now...hope house is all done now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! "

mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked

You sure it's piss it could be.....nor cum off md

It's definitely piss!

Ah but I need to know how you came to that conclusion "

Coz it smells nice....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house!

Ok that will do

Got to get off now...hope house is all done now "

oi where you fecken going

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house!

Ok that will do

Got to get off now...hope house is all done now "

House all done, starting painting today! Catcha later!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out"

Mixed up fecker....see you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here

Hey Dash! "

Yo yo yo how the hell are we today

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out"

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here

Hey Dash!

Yo yo yo how the hell are we today"

We're good Dash...how the devil are you? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here

Hey Dash!

Yo yo yo how the hell are we today

We're good Dash...how the devil are you? xx"

Im in a tranquil vaccumm

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? "

hes lost his mew again silly sod

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

well hello mr dash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well hello mr dash "

Helloooooooooo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here

Hey Dash!

Yo yo yo how the hell are we today

We're good Dash...how the devil are you? xx

Im in a tranquil vaccumm"

Aw, that sounds very serene

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod"

Ah, could he suck on a locket? (other throat sweets are available!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod"

Just popped in to cuckoo

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo "

puts up a brolly

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly"

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving "

Oh excuse my toilet humour young lady. ..is it fecking raining where you and _oddy are?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving "

sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving

Oh excuse my toilet humour young lady. ..is it fecking raining where you and _oddy are? "

nope been sunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out"

Who's the fecking duchess? (Cats windmill emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving

Oh excuse my toilet humour young lady. ..is it fecking raining where you and _oddy are? nope been sunny"

Gusher nearby?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

Who's the fecking duchess? (Cats windmill emoji)"

Thought ud like the promotion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

Who's the fecking duchess? (Cats windmill emoji)Thought ud like the promotion "

Aw if it's me meant.....yeah I'll take that

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving

Oh excuse my toilet humour young lady. ..is it fecking raining where you and _oddy are? "

No, we just fancy a little privacy under _oddy's umbrella

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out"

I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies "

Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies

Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each "

awww that's nice of you to make a pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies

Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each "

Throw them at the buggers

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies

Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie"

Or perhaps they could have a go at apple bobbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies

Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie"

Feck that...next you'll be talking about that shite bake off program

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies

Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each

Throw them at the buggers"

Nah they'll do me fecking car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies

Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie

Or perhaps they could have a go at apple bobbing?"

Your just fecking teasing me now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies

Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie

Feck that...next you'll be talking about that shite bake off program "

what come dine with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies

Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie

Feck that...next you'll be talking about that shite bake off program what come dine with me"

Shit you've found one I watch

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies

Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie

Feck that...next you'll be talking about that shite bake off program what come dine with me

Shit you've found one I watch "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides

Was having a shite

Tut!....

Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee

I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!

Cat piss

No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone

Was it a taste test

No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out

Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod

Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly

Am I safe to come in?

Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out

Who's the fecking duchess? (Cats windmill emoji)"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery"

Yay glitter! I've missed it.

Happy hump day everyone

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Morning all you glittery people.

(Throws glitter)

Laters glitter lovers

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Morning all you glittery people.

(Throws glitter)

Laters glitter lovers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweep that fecking floor while your there _oddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery

Yay glitter! I've missed it.

Happy hump day everyone "

Eh what's hump day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all you glittery people.

(Throws glitter)

Laters glitter lovers "

Pfft leave me out again

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery

Yay glitter! I've missed it.

Happy hump day everyone

Eh what's hump day "

It's Wednesday. Down hill to the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery

Yay glitter! I've missed it.

Happy hump day everyone

Eh what's hump day

It's Wednesday. Down hill to the weekend "

Feck me ....thought I was missing out on a bloody gangbang somewhere

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning glitterettes and Mistress!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Twirling out to do some painting Laterz

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Checking in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning glitterettes and Mistress! "

Morning _amiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twirling out to do some painting Laterz "

Non glitter paint I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Checking in."

Morning paul hope your well

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Checking in.

Morning paul hope your well "

Morning mistress, if be lying if I said I was

How's you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Checking in.

Morning paul hope your well

Morning mistress, if be lying if I said I was

How's you?"

Still a little dizzy but apart from that good mate

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Checking in.

Morning paul hope your well

Morning mistress, if be lying if I said I was

How's you?

Still a little dizzy but apart from that good mate "

Cool

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Sweep that fecking floor while your there _oddy "
do it yaself

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery

Yay glitter! I've missed it.

Happy hump day everyone

Eh what's hump day

It's Wednesday. Down hill to the weekend

Feck me ....thought I was missing out on a bloody gangbang somewhere "

you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweep that fecking floor while your there _oddy do it yaself "

I feel dizzy..my head is spinning.

Aw go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery

Yay glitter! I've missed it.

Happy hump day everyone

Eh what's hump day

It's Wednesday. Down hill to the weekend

Feck me ....thought I was missing out on a bloody gangbang somewhere you are"

Fecking knew it

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Sweep that fecking floor while your there _oddy do it yaself

I feel dizzy..my head is spinning.

Aw go on "

You been on the wonderstuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweep that fecking floor while your there _oddy do it yaself

I feel dizzy..my head is spinning.

Aw go on

You been on the wonderstuff? "

No just boring stemetil tablets...

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Sweep that fecking floor while your there _oddy do it yaself

I feel dizzy..my head is spinning.

Aw go on

You been on the wonderstuff?

No just boring stemetil tablets..."

You'll be sick of taking them...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Twirling out to do some painting Laterz

Non glitter paint I hope"

It is glitter paint!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello all again! Just having a Nescafe break!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I could do with a

Been non stop all morning

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I could do with a

Been non stop all morning"

Are you at work Voddy?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy! "

My only reply to that has got to be

Feck off

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!

My only reply to that has got to be

Feck off "

Not very sporting of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!

My only reply to that has got to be

Feck off

Not very sporting of you! "

You did say to expect me to be grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could do with a fag

Been non stop all morning"

FIFY

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!

My only reply to that has got to be

Feck off

Not very sporting of you!

You did say to expect me to be grumpy "

You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill)

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over a year ago


"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!

My only reply to that has got to be

Feck off

Not very sporting of you!

You did say to expect me to be grumpy

You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill) "

Ah but are you a trained choreographer?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!

My only reply to that has got to be

Feck off

Not very sporting of you!

You did say to expect me to be grumpy

You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill)

Ah but are you a trained choreographer?

"

I was a dance instructor for 20 years, my darling, so you're safe in my hands!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!

My only reply to that has got to be

Feck off

Not very sporting of you!

You did say to expect me to be grumpy

You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill)

Ah but are you a trained choreographer?

I was a dance instructor for 20 years, my darling, so you're safe in my hands!! "

Oh yeah

Do we get to hook up like I've heard they do in "that" show?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!

My only reply to that has got to be

Feck off

Not very sporting of you!

You did say to expect me to be grumpy

You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill)

Ah but are you a trained choreographer?

I was a dance instructor for 20 years, my darling, so you're safe in my hands!!

Oh yeah

Do we get to hook up like I've heard they do in "that" show? "

It will depend how good a student you are!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!

My only reply to that has got to be

Feck off

Not very sporting of you!

You did say to expect me to be grumpy

You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill)

Ah but are you a trained choreographer?

I was a dance instructor for 20 years, my darling, so you're safe in my hands!!

Oh yeah

Do we get to hook up like I've heard they do in "that" show?

It will depend how good a student you are! "

Oooh that's adding a whole new dimension to things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it! "

Will do

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I could do with a

Been non stop all morning

Are you at work Voddy? "

I was at the time on way home now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!

Will do "

smells burning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!

Will do smells burning"

A ciggy or two are needed

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!

Will do smells burning

A ciggy or two are needed "

you been out picking up dog ends again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!

Will do "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!

Will do

"

can hear the cogs turning

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!

Will do

can hear the cogs turning "

Yeah, not very fast though!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!

Will do

can hear the cogs turning

Yeah, not very fast though! "

you got any glitter paint left look at the state of her walls

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!

Will do

can hear the cogs turning

Yeah, not very fast though! you got any glitter paint left look at the state of her walls"

Yeah, it's pink though , do you think that would match her soft furnishings?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them! "

You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!

You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet "

Trust you pauly

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!

You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet "

Haha

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!

You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly "

Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!

You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly

Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho "

It says you cleaned your glasses

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!

You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly

Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho

It says you cleaned your glasses "

Of course, I wouldn't drink out a dirty one.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!

You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly

Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho

It says you cleaned your glasses

Of course, I wouldn't drink out a dirty one."

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!

You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly

Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho

It says you cleaned your glasses

Of course, I wouldn't drink out a dirty one."

the ones you wear to hear with not drink

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!

You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly

Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho

It says you cleaned your glasses

Of course, I wouldn't drink out a dirty one.

the ones you wear to hear with not drink"

Glasses to hear with?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!

You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly

Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho

It says you cleaned your glasses

Of course, I wouldn't drink out a dirty one.

the ones you wear to hear with not drink

Glasses to hear with? "

Haha

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Today's been mental, I'm gonna get some sleep.

Nanite, see ya morra

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Today's been mental, I'm gonna get some sleep.

Nanite, see ya morra "

Na night Paul, have a good sleep. xxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Na night all, sweet dreams! xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx"

Morning _amiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx"

Morning _amiss

Just having a little break due to health matters xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx

Morning _amiss "

Morning Paul!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx

Morning _amiss

Just having a little break due to health matters xx"

Ok sweetheart, sorry to hear that. Have a good rest and speedy recovery. {{{Hugs}}} and love. xxxx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx

Morning _amiss

Just having a little break due to health matters xx"

Morning Mistress, stay strong!

Maybe have a read of my movember #1 thread, can't say it will cheer you up, but may remind you there are caring people out there willing to give support

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx

Morning _amiss

Just having a little break due to health matters xx

Morning Mistress, stay strong!

Maybe have a read of my movember #1 thread, can't say it will cheer you up, but may remind you there are caring people out there willing to give support "

Well said Paul, it is a great thread to read, well written. Mistress, we are only invisible (apart from one lovely lady) friends on a website, but we still care for each other, especially as we have had similar issues in our lives. Take care.xxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok, going out now, will catch up later with you all. Mistress....I'll cancel the d****** lessons for now and will save the frock, especially for you! xxx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning its a cold one x

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"morning its a cold one x"

Morning _oddy, sure is, I'm considering digging my thermals out x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning its a cold one x"

Morning Voddy! Yes cold out, glad to be back indoors!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

G’day all. That’s the week almost finished thankfully. Time for a long soak in the tub.

Meanwhile................................................

have a glittery day.

Random out.

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby

Hello you lovely lot

I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode.

Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself.

If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings

Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins

Toodle pip for now. Xxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"G’day all. That’s the week almost finished thankfully. Time for a long soak in the tub.

Meanwhile................................................

have a glittery day.

Random out. "

Hey Random! Have a good weekend, one day to go!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode.

Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself.

If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings

Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins

Toodle pip for now. Xxx"

Hi lovely lady.

Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time!

Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Hello you lovely lot

I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode.

Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself.

If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings

Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins

Toodle pip for now. Xxx

Hi lovely lady.

Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time!

Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx"

Thank you my lovely. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot

I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode.

Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself.

If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings

Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins

Toodle pip for now. Xxx

Hi lovely lady.

Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time!

Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx

Thank you my lovely. Xxx"

Man flu? Or TV flu

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode.

Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself.

If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings

Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins

Toodle pip for now. Xxx

Hi lovely lady.

Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time!

Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx

Thank you my lovely. Xxx"

You're very welcome! xxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode.

Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself.

If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings

Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins

Toodle pip for now. Xxx

Hi lovely lady.

Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time!

Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx

Thank you my lovely. Xxx

Man flu? Or TV flu"

Oi...cheeky...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

right i need a hand painting this joint we need sparkly glittery paint and sequins curtains

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"right i need a hand painting this joint we need sparkly glittery paint and sequins curtains "

I've got some spare chintz curtains, I could sew a few sequins on ,if that would help.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok, off to dish up roast lamb...mmmm...catch a later, have a good evening my friends. xxx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello you lovely lot

I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode.

Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself.

If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings

Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins

Toodle pip for now. Xxx"

Hello dear cosmos, it was a pleasure to be part of last weekends build-up, the anticipation was something for me to look forward to and occupy my mind.

We're fab friends and I'm sure we will all do what we can to look after each other where we can and be supportive, an ongoing personal thank you to you all from me. Xx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello you lovely lot

I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode.

Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself.

If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings

Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins

Toodle pip for now. Xxx

Hi lovely lady.

Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time!

Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx"

I agree _amiss dear, we all seem to have a great bond, we know when to take the P, and when to give a hug. Xx

I'm humming "sisters, sisters, nobody gets between me and my sisters"

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"right i need a hand painting this joint we need sparkly glittery paint and sequins curtains "

Hi _oddy dear, I've got a tub of Cadburys purple with added glitter mixed in, that should brighten the place, maybe a couple of disc... primary coloured traffic lights that flash too

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Hope you feel better soon mistress, stay strong

I didn't think it would affect you this much that Soxy fecked off

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Hello you lovely lot

I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode.

Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself.

If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings

Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins

Toodle pip for now. Xxx

Hello dear cosmos, it was a pleasure to be part of last weekends build-up, the anticipation was something for me to look forward to and occupy my mind.

We're fab friends and I'm sure we will all do what we can to look after each other where we can and be supportive, an ongoing personal thank you to you all from me. Xx"

Thank you gorgeous. I'm really glad we were able to provide you with a bit of a distraction from real life for a while. Xx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello you lovely lot

I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode.

Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself.

If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings

Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins

Toodle pip for now. Xxx

Hello dear cosmos, it was a pleasure to be part of last weekends build-up, the anticipation was something for me to look forward to and occupy my mind.

We're fab friends and I'm sure we will all do what we can to look after each other where we can and be supportive, an ongoing personal thank you to you all from me. Xx

Thank you gorgeous. I'm really glad we were able to provide you with a bit of a distraction from real life for a while. Xx"

You're welcome, I'm glad too, you guys are my little bit of normality

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So, just a big hello to all my friends here. Hoping you are all looking forward to the weekend. Lots of love and {{{Hugs}}} xxxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode.

Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself.

If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings

Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins

Toodle pip for now. Xxx

Hello dear cosmos, it was a pleasure to be part of last weekends build-up, the anticipation was something for me to look forward to and occupy my mind.

We're fab friends and I'm sure we will all do what we can to look after each other where we can and be supportive, an ongoing personal thank you to you all from me. Xx

Thank you gorgeous. I'm really glad we were able to provide you with a bit of a distraction from real life for a while. Xx

You're welcome, I'm glad too, you guys are my little bit of normality "

Bless ya darling xx

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