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By *ilent.Knight OP   Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Evening fabbers .... a late night challenge to keep you amused.

I’ve been reflecting on the juxtaposition of the phrase *sex toys* ... and finding it strange we’ve used a word associated with kids for our drawer full of deviant pleasure givers ...

But I can’t think of anything more sophisticated. I’ve got stuck at love machines ...

So over to you. Can you come up with a more adult sounding name for our fuck gadgets ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Objet du sexe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titillation Tools

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Sexlection box

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Objet du sexe.

"

I've just googled that phrase and it's an actual term they use for sex toys. I thought I made it up

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Sexlection box"

Winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onanisers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pokey things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexlection box"

I've only got one

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Wanky weaponry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexlection box

I've only got one "

All great toy boxes start with but a toy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Coitus improvers

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Pervert pleasers

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Sexlection box

Winner "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbatory appliances.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Good time gadgets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coitus improvers "

coitus alternatus

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Weapons of masturbation

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

DIY kit

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sex smile stimulators

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Orgasm objects.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plasticy silicone objects shaped like dicks and pussies

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

FAPparatus

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Rapture inducement utensils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAPparatus "

That deserves a

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By *apillon500Couple
over a year ago

kent

Orgasmatrons???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway who said toys are for children?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"FAPparatus "

Smart arse

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By *lackpepper78Man
over a year ago

St Albans

l'assiste d'orgasme

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"FAPparatus

Smart arse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horn relievers

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Kinky kit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex vegetables.

Five a day.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Genitalia paraphernalia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAPparatus "

Winner.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Pervy Playthings?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

[Removed by poster at 30/10/17 23:17:31]

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Orgasmatrons??? "

Sounds like Megatron's Decepticon girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAPparatus

Winner. "

Agreed.

/end thread

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"FAPparatus

Winner. "

Yes *fist punches the air*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleasure props.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex toys?

Men, obviously

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Orgasmatrons???

Sounds like Megatron's Decepticon girlfriend. "

Motorhead original

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VdegjWkZW4Q

Sepultura cover

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2oRsw1wuhaA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pareunia paraphernalia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Sex toy removed by poster at 30/10/17 23:17:31]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleasure prodder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking fings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexlection box

Winner "

Defo a winner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasim doners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self Pleasurables

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Toys for twats

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
over a year ago

preston

Whore drawer or for a different kind of love......sore whore drawer...

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Onanisers

"

This one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G-spot gadget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manipulatriffic pussy and penis pleasurisers

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Genitalia paraphernalia "

I feel this beautiful contribution has been criminally overlooked. Bravo, madam.

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