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Who would you fuck up the Jackie with a frozen pork chop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/10/17 22:06:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You.

You're welcome

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I suspect that you belong in the small group of people that should not have access to the Internet.

You are, very, welcome.

Lucifer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Chop removed by poster at 30/10/17 22:06:47]"

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"[Chop removed by poster at 30/10/17 22:06:47]"

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"I suspect that you belong in the small group of people that should not have access to the Internet.

You are, very, welcome.

Lucifer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What hapopens if it defrosts??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What hapopens if it defrosts?? "

Using the laws of physics, it would.

You get a fuck with a sloppy chop.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"What hapopens if it defrosts??

Using the laws of physics, it would.

You get a fuck with a sloppy chop. "

Better than ending up down a&e trying to explain why you have frostbite/ice burn up your arse

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Poor Jackie, what’s she ever done to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry peeps.

Too much alcohol last night.

Alcohol and forums don't mix.

Sorry. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want to know is.......are you gonna eat the pork chop after you have fucked ## up the arse with it? It would be well marinated wouldn't it ? XXX

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Abu Hamza

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have absolutely no memory of even posting this thread, and no idea what I was on about

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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere


"[Chop removed by poster at 30/10/17 22:06:47]"

Chop forcefully reinserted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Chop removed by poster at 30/10/17 22:06:47]

Chop forcefully reinserted "

followed by an apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the new good morning thread?

Have a fab day everyone

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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere


"Is this the new good morning thread?

Have a fab day everyone "

Morning. Bend over please young man, she says chop in hand

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Poor Jackie, what’s she ever done to you "

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Which end of the chop?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"[Chop removed by poster at 30/10/17 22:06:47]

Chop forcefully reinserted

followed by an apple"

I need to know,did you do a forum search on chops?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I prefer a pork rib.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suspect that you belong in the small group of people that should not have access to the Internet.

You are, very, welcome.

Lucifer"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Personally, I prefer a pork rib."

Up your Jackie?

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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere


"Personally, I prefer a pork rib.

Up your Jackie? "

Personally I prefer up the Jackie and John. Can’t beat a bit of DP

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Personally, I prefer a pork rib.

Up your Jackie?

Personally I prefer up the Jackie and John. Can’t beat a bit of DP "

DPC Double pork chop

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I suspect that you belong in the small group of people that should not have access to the Internet.

You are, very, welcome.

Lucifer"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Sorry peeps.

Too much alcohol last night.

Alcohol and forums don't mix.

Sorry. X"
mate, you've given us all a laugh, nothing wrong in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have known for a woman to defrost a Richmond’s sausage for said purpose.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"What hapopens if it defrosts??

Using the laws of physics, it would.

You get a fuck with a sloppy chop.

Better than ending up down a&e trying to explain why you have frostbite/ice burn up your arse "
and a chop sticking out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally, I prefer a pork rib.

Up your Jackie?

Personally I prefer up the Jackie and John. Can’t beat a bit of DP

DPC Double pork chop"

I'm giggling at my desk... Best thing I've read today..

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I think this will go down in the anals of fab comedy gold history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one.

Sounds very unpleasant

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Personally, I prefer a pork rib."
big bit of pork is way better...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I have known for a woman to defrost a Richmond’s sausage for said purpose. "

Thinking about it wouldn’t it be more useful frozen then as it defrosted and went floppy it would be like the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have known for a woman to defrost a Richmond’s sausage for said purpose.

Thinking about it wouldn’t it be more useful frozen then as it defrosted and went floppy it would be like the real thing "

Frostbite!

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