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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

What product advert should you be the star for the commercial? I'm sure you could beat Barry Scott, who advertises Cillit Bang!

So get your bum on the casting couch and sell yourself for a product you'll front. Will you have a slogan 'Bang and the dirt is gone' can't be hard to beat. What are you going to sell, so that sales records are smashed?

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some of you are definitely visually alluring - what products would you sell well in an advert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lawnmower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me another 20 years and I'll advertise tena lady. I'm sick of tena normalising the oops moments and urinary incontinence in women who look about 45-55. It is NOT normal. Do your pelvic floor exercises!

Ad rant over

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"A lawnmower "

One you'll ride on? Are you going to sell yourself for the role?

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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Weight loss and makeovers...

I'm the before pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give me another 20 years and I'll advertise tena lady. I'm sick of tena normalising the oops moments and urinary incontinence in women who look about 45-55. It is NOT normal. Do your pelvic floor exercises!

Ad rant over "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the B&Q advert, should see me putting a shelf up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury flake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want hair that shimmers and shines?

L'Oréal

*flips hair*

Because you're worth it.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Breast implants the slogan is simple.

"Get in quick before it all goes tits up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Give me another 20 years and I'll advertise tena lady. I'm sick of tena normalising the oops moments and urinary incontinence in women who look about 45-55. It is NOT normal. Do your pelvic floor exercises!

Ad rant over "

I never thought that I would see the day when a woman pissing herself was shown on TV and made out to be a bit of fun.

I have a relative who used tena instead of going to the doc and found it too late to cure it that the root cause was treatable bladder cancer.

My other red button is the deodorising feminine products. It does not smell, shower regularly and nobody will smell anything

The only person who can smell it is you because you believe the adverts.

You can't sell non essentials to people who are happy and well adjusted so first you make them doubt themselves and make them feel bad and then sell them some magic beans to solve problems they never had.

Ad rant II: The Son of AdRant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breast implants the slogan is simple.

"Get in quick before it all goes tits up""

Surely you mean before it all goes tits down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate any kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the Harvey Weinstein of the thread

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By *eyser400Man
over a year ago

manchester

How does one audition

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye


"A lawnmower "

I did some photos last year, driving a ride on mower topless. Should have sent the photos to their advertising agent.

Janet xxxxxx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Top hats?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Top hats? "

Double up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm perfect for a few,

Bazooka that verruca

Canasten

Head and shoulders

Fungal nail cream and

Preparation H.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top hats?

Double up? "

I'll join in too.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I think I’d be pretty good in the dior add where Charlieze Theron splashing across the beach in her gold dress

Or

Asda smart price where they could all tap my bum instead of thier own

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