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"Its monday and i fancy learning domething new. I'll start off. Jellyfish and lobsters are conside_ed biological immortal. They don't age and will never die unless they are killed. Let's see what you know fabbers. Have fun. " Did not know that! Pigs can orgasm for 30mins at a time | |||
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"Its monday and i fancy learning something new. I'll start off. Jellyfish and lobsters are conside_ed biologically immortal. They don't age and will never die unless they are killed. Let's see what you know fabbers. Have fun. " Needs to learn to proof read too | |||
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"Its monday and i fancy learning something new. I'll start off. Jellyfish and lobsters are conside_ed biologically immortal. They don't age and will never die unless they are killed. Let's see what you know fabbers. Have fun. Needs to learn to proof read too " It’s not an English exam specs. The telly was invented only two years after sliced bread. | |||
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"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium " Just as well I don't eat bacon | |||
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"pigs have a gestaion of 3 months 3 weeks and 3 days" Also some breeds have curly tails because when pigs fight they often go for the tail, the curl evolved over time to _educe the chance of injury. | |||
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"The length from wrist to elbow is the length of your foot" Is that measure from the inner arm? | |||
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"When a male penguin falls in love with female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her" Ahhh that's made my day. | |||
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"pigs have a gestaion of 3 months 3 weeks and 3 days" Looking at my belly I must be turning in to a pig then | |||
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"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium " This has made me feel a little bit | |||
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"Its monday and i fancy learning domething new. I'll start off. Jellyfish and lobsters are conside_ed biological immortal. They don't age and will never die unless they are killed. Let's see what you know fabbers. Have fun. Did not know that! Pigs can orgasm for 30mins at a time" Good lord... | |||
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"When it gets down to -25 you can make snow out of a cup of boiling water " Ooo I'll be a guinea pig....throw some water on me ....wait...snow. | |||
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"When a male penguin falls in love with female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her" This has made my day | |||
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"Glass is actually a liquid that moves at a rate of approx 1mm every 1000 years " That´s awesome if it´s true | |||
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"pigs have a gestaion of 3 months 3 weeks and 3 days" I don't think I'd like to have that gestation | |||
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"The length from wrist to elbow is the length of your foot" Now attempts to put my foot on my forearm | |||
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"Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints." I like this....though I can't help thinking, if took prints of tounges at the police station | |||
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"The average man has less than 1 penis" Well I'd be worried if he has two | |||
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"sharks will only attack you if your wet " Good to know. I'll keep to the beach | |||
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"The average man has less than 1 penis" But the average earwig has 2 penises | |||
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"It's nigh on impossible to turn anything on a sixpence!" What about a cent? | |||
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"In Arizona USA it's actually illegal to have more than 2 sex toys in your home.... Wont be moving there anytime soon " Nope me either I like this one | |||
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"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape " Strange image of an elephant swinging through the jungle. | |||
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"Glass is actually a liquid that moves at a rate of approx 1mm every 1000 years That´s awesome if it´s true" It's not a liquid. It's a semi solid. But it does move slowly, especially older glass. | |||
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"The attractive lady sat only 12 feet away from me right now is not going to let me fuck her." Why not ask...give her the subtle 'fab wink' | |||
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"If you cross your legs when having a poo it comes out curly! " | |||
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"The length from wrist to elbow is the length of your foot Is that measure from the inner arm? " And arms stretched out wide, from fingertip to fingertip of each index finger is your height , also palm side the length of your thumb is the same as your nose ?!? | |||
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"If you cross your legs when having a poo it comes out curly! " oh goodness | |||
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"The attractive lady sat only 12 feet away from me right now is not going to let me fuck her." if you can fuck her from 12ft I would be impressed | |||
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"I've a friend who only recently discove_ed what a qwerty keyboard was " That's just special!..... | |||
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"The length from wrist to elbow is the length of your foot" also your head goes into your body length 3 times, and the top of your ears measure up with your eyes and The bottom of your ears with the corners of your mouth | |||
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"I've a friend who only recently discove_ed what a qwerty keyboard was That's just special!..... " Ditzy I think is the word | |||
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"Star fish can rip open a shellfish shell , force one of the stomachs they have into the shell and digest the animal inside. After turning it into a liquid soup they transfer the tasty broth back inside themselves. " This may review my look on seafood | |||
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"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape " Except a horse's wrists are called it's knees and it's knees are called stifles!!! | |||
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"The average man has less than 1 penis Well I'd be worried if he has two " Look on the bright side. You could be dp'd by just one man! | |||
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"I've a friend who only recently discove_ed what a qwerty keyboard was That's just special!..... Ditzy I think is the word " I like her already | |||
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"Your ears and nose never stop growing All living pinocchios " Que? | |||
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"Its monday and i fancy learning domething new. I'll start off. Jellyfish and lobsters are conside_ed biological immortal. They don't age and will never die unless they are killed. Let's see what you know fabbers. Have fun. " Seriously? Woah! Excellent fact. | |||
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"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium Just as well I don't eat bacon " Oh oh.. need some backup data.. I love my bacon! | |||
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"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape Except a horse's wrists are called it's knees and it's knees are called stifles!!! " I think you'll find it's fetlocks are the wrists ! | |||
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"The length from wrist to elbow is the length of your foot also your head goes into your body length 3 times, and the top of your ears measure up with your eyes and The bottom of your ears with the corners of your mouth " I like this....will be putting it into practice later on...for well science | |||
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"The medical way to measure the penis doesn’t involve a sky remote or can of lynx " Cracked me up, we were only saying this yesterday | |||
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"The average man has less than 1 penis Well I'd be worried if he has two Look on the bright side. You could be dp'd by just one man!" | |||
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"If you cross your legs when having a poo it comes out curly! " This should carry a disclaimer!! I was having a mouthful of tea when I read that.....I nearly drowned!!! | |||
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"Quantum computers can represent 1and 0 at the same time. They are good for some things but slower than digital computers at some things. Ethiopia wasn't colonised because they United together rather than being divided and conque_ed and because they bought weapons and used them against the Italians rather than on each other. " You lost me at computers....good job you didn't mention Qwerty But interesting about Ethiopia | |||
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"Your ears and nose never stop growing All living pinocchios Que? " Big ears big nose...ah how I'm looking forward to my husbands growing | |||
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"The medical way to measure the penis doesn’t involve a sky remote or can of lynx " love this | |||
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"Cock size is not he_editary " Is there where phrase...'when I was a strapping young lad' comes from | |||
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"The numbers on a toaster are minutes " Oh I did not know this | |||
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"Slugs have 4 noses " Still slimey little buggers...eating my vegetables | |||
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"'I'd love to fuck you' thread is not successful for single men " Well that just isn't true | |||
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"Definitely is spelt ´definitely´" Are you 100% sure it definitely is | |||
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"Slugs have 4 noses Still slimey little buggers...eating my vegetables " They are horrid, especially when stepped on bare foot | |||
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"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape Except a horse's wrists are called it's knees and it's knees are called stifles!!! I think you'll find it's fetlocks are the wrists !" I thought fetlocks were more like our knuckles | |||
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"Your ears and nose never stop growing All living pinocchios Que? " Yeah crazy bones stop growing but cartilage continues to grow until the day you die | |||
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"When a male penguin falls in love with female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her" Aww how lovely | |||
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"Rutland is the smallest county in England for 12 hours a day Can you guess which county is for the other 12 hours !!! " Isle of Wight ?? | |||
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"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape Except a horse's wrists are called it's knees and it's knees are called stifles!!! I think you'll find it's fetlocks are the wrists !" No, they are not - they are effectively finger joints! Wrists come after elbows in forearms, we just call them knees. | |||
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"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape Except a horse's wrists are called it's knees and it's knees are called stifles!!! I think you'll find it's fetlocks are the wrists ! I thought fetlocks were more like our knuckles " Exactly. | |||
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"Rutland is the smallest county in England for 12 hours a day Can you guess which county is for the other 12 hours !!! Isle of Wight ??" Correct | |||
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"Hares are born with fur and can see. whilst Rabbits are born furless and blind. The latter can also vibrate and give ladies orgasms " Lol, wrong on so many levels.... | |||
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"Hares are born with fur and can see. whilst Rabbits are born furless and blind. The latter can also vibrate and give ladies orgasms " Best one | |||
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"Rutland is the smallest county in England for 12 hours a day Can you guess which county is for the other 12 hours !!! Isle of Wight ?? Correct " | |||
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"Did U know that , a perfectly cooked lasagne once cooled down , refrigerated and then heat up on a later , ends up tasting like shit? No neither did i till now :/ " | |||
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"The circumference of the japs eye is 1/10th the circumference of the earhole!" Oh good lord....dare I ask how you know this | |||
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"Aliens live amongst us. They are disguised as humans age between 12-20 not inclusive. " HAHA Funny as fuck | |||
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"Aliens live amongst us. They are disguised as humans age between 12-20 not inclusive. HAHA Funny as fuck " Not if you own one | |||
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"Aliens live amongst us. They are disguised as humans age between 12-20 not inclusive. HAHA Funny as fuck Not if you own one " I agree | |||
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"Aliens live amongst us. They are disguised as humans age between 12-20 not inclusive. HAHA Funny as fuck Not if you own one " I do lol he's 18 | |||
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"The circumference of the japs eye is 1/10th the circumference of the earhole! Oh good lord....dare I ask how you know this " There are many curious size comparisons on the human body, like feet same length as forearms etc | |||
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"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium " Damn... Smokey bacon must be explosively dangerous then | |||
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"The Sun is so big planet Earth would fit in to it 1,300,000 times " How the fuck anyone can calculate this is beyond me | |||
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"To try and grasp the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire, a million seconds is roughly 11 days, a billion seconds is over 32 years. Oh and marmite tastes like shit!!" That probably makes me about a 10 seconder | |||
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"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium Just as well I don't eat bacon Oh oh.. need some backup data.. I love my bacon!" world health organisation data / website | |||
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"The Sun is so big planet Earth would fit in to it 1,300,000 times " And Uy Scuti ( The largest known star we know of ) is 5 billion times the volume of our own Sun . Now that's BIG !! | |||
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"The Sun is so big planet Earth would fit in to it 1,300,000 times How the fuck anyone can calculate this is beyond me" With a big tape measure | |||
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"The Sun is so big planet Earth would fit in to it 1,300,000 times How the fuck anyone can calculate this is beyond me With a big tape measure " or a giant linx can | |||
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"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium " ^^^^ This and the other fact about our little porky friends being able to orgasm for 30 mins makes me happy that I don't eat meat. | |||
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"The circumference of the japs eye is 1/10th the circumference of the earhole! Oh good lord....dare I ask how you know this There are many curious size comparisons on the human body, like feet same length as forearms etc " This is bloody brilliant and will prove invaluable next time I'm shoe shopping with my little fockers and they refuse to take their old shoes off! | |||
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