FabSwingers.com forum: The Football Injury

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd like to tell you all a story, I call it "The Football Injury".

Playing football in the local sports hall, the ball is up in the air. Think I'm going to be awesome and go up for an overhead kick. Try overhead kick. Miss completely. Kick the goalkeeper flush in the face. Both of us hit the deck.

Between deep breaths I try to ask "Are you ok?" and say "I'm so fucking sorry man!" at the same time.

Instead I end up gasping "Are you fucking sorry?!" as the goalkeeper lies on the floor choking back the tears.

The end.