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"Maybe a new thread will bring the flirters out again "Sent u pm xxx | |||
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"Maybe a new thread will bring the flirters out again
Sent u pm xxx"Ohhh, proper flirting 
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"Maybe a new thread will bring the flirters out again "Minxy you are a hot minx | |||
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"Hello, fellow flirters "Think the guys are still sleeping off hangovers or something  | |||
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"Maybe a new thread will bring the flirters out again
Minxy you are a hot minx " Thanks  | |||
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"Maybe a new thread will bring the flirters out again "Hope so x | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting? "has to start somewhere
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting? "Let's try?! ...fancy a shag?!! | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting? "Whatever flirting you like and with whoever you like and as outrageously as you like ... | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
has to start somewhere
fanct a bj "Has to start somewhere I suppose lol | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
has to start somewhere
fanct a bj "I certainly would lovely, fancy a good licking? lol :P | |||
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Hope so x "Me too Angie ... I'm bored today | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
has to start somewhere
fanct a bj
Has to start somewhere I suppose lol"fuck the social ) come showme ya willy | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
Let's try?!
...fancy a shag?!! "Depends whats on offer | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
has to start somewhere
fanct a bj
Has to start somewhere I suppose lol
fuck the social ) come showme ya willy "Let me get the extra long zoom lens out first  | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting? "Direct, but yes. And I thought it was faf on here x | |||
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"Maybe a new thread will bring the flirters out again
Hope so x
Me too Angie ... I'm bored today "Yes Sunday's are a bit meh x | |||
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"Come hold my hand and let’s take a walk into wonderland
We could pick some flowers "Or fuck in the flowers?
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..."" But it doesn't tho does it?!! | |||
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"Preparing for a 4 hour southward drive here. Any one fancy a quickie flirt before I set off "Yes. Me! | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
Direct, but yes. And I thought it was faf on here x "I always get the bird when I try that line. | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
Direct, but yes. And I thought it was faf on here x
I always get the bird when I try that line."Parrot? Sparrow? Starting? Emu? Penguin? | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
Direct, but yes. And I thought it was faf on here x "FAF is more efficient I will have to send FAF emails from now on | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
Direct, but yes. And I thought it was faf on here x
FAF is more efficient I will have to send FAF emails from now on "Good plan! | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!! "Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol | |||
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"Preparing for a 4 hour southward drive here. Any one fancy a quickie flirt before I set off
Yes.
Me! "OK then.... Love your poppy pic. But it's your puppies at the side of it I'm really interested in | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol"I've only got natural juice ... would that work? | |||
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"Preparing for a 4 hour southward drive here. Any one fancy a quickie flirt before I set off
Yes.
Me!
OK then....
Love your poppy pic. But it's your puppies at the side of it I'm really interested in "Would you like to stroke my puppies?
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"Preparing for a 4 hour southward drive here. Any one fancy a quickie flirt before I set off
Yes.
Me!
OK then....
Love your poppy pic. But it's your puppies at the side of it I'm really interested in
Would you like to stroke my puppies?
"Stroke and gently cuddle them. And see them bouncing around | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
Direct, but yes. And I thought it was faf on here x
FAF is more efficient I will have to send FAF emails from now on
Good plan! "Lisa FAF lol | |||
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"Preparing for a 4 hour southward drive here. Any one fancy a quickie flirt before I set off
Yes.
Me!
OK then....
Love your poppy pic. But it's your puppies at the side of it I'm really interested in
Would you like to stroke my puppies?
Stroke and gently cuddle them.
And see them bouncing around "Oh they do that alright ... and they would love to bounce around what's hiding behind that beer in your avatar | |||
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"Preparing for a 4 hour southward drive here. Any one fancy a quickie flirt before I set off "Oh not the way to spend a Sunday. Of course, pucker up for a kiss x | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
Direct, but yes. And I thought it was faf on here x
FAF is more efficient I will have to send FAF emails from now on "You'll have all the ladies flocking after you then x | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work? "I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ? | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work?
I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ?"Oh god yes!!! | |||
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"Preparing for a 4 hour southward drive here. Any one fancy a quickie flirt before I set off
Yes.
Me!
OK then....
Love your poppy pic. But it's your puppies at the side of it I'm really interested in
Would you like to stroke my puppies?
Stroke and gently cuddle them.
And see them bouncing around
Oh they do that alright ... and they would love to bounce around what's hiding behind that beer in your avatar "Well come and drink my beer. See whats there. And get those puppies bouncing all around the room | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
Direct, but yes. And I thought it was faf on here x
FAF is more efficient I will have to send FAF emails from now on
You'll have all the ladies flocking after you then x "I known, then I wake up lol | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
Direct, but yes. And I thought it was faf on here x
FAF is more efficient I will have to send FAF emails from now on
Good plan!
Lisa FAF lol"Go on then! I'm not doing else this afternoon.. | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
Direct, but yes. And I thought it was faf on here x
FAF is more efficient I will have to send FAF emails from now on
You'll have all the ladies flocking after you then x
I known, then I wake up lol"Aww, I'm sure you'll do fine x | |||
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"Chubby penguins..... I’m just trying to break the ice "Nice ass | |||
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"Chubby penguins..... I’m just trying to break the ice
Nice ass"I concur... | |||
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"Preparing for a 4 hour southward drive here. Any one fancy a quickie flirt before I set off
Yes.
Me!
OK then....
Love your poppy pic. But it's your puppies at the side of it I'm really interested in
Would you like to stroke my puppies?
Stroke and gently cuddle them.
And see them bouncing around
Oh they do that alright ... and they would love to bounce around what's hiding behind that beer in your avatar
Well come and drink my beer.
See whats there.
And get those puppies bouncing all around the room "Name the place and time ... I'm in | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work?
I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ?
Oh god yes!!! "That's fine then. I'll have a large one if you're offering.. Make sure it's fresh too  | |||
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"Chubby penguins..... I’m just trying to break the ice " I have longer legs but I understand the sentiment | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work?
I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ?
Oh god yes!!!
That's fine then. I'll have a large one if you're offering.. Make sure it's fresh too "You won't find fresher than my natural juice
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"Come hold my hand and let’s take a walk into wonderland
We could pick some flowers
Or fuck in the flowers?
Sorry my manners are appalling "I was thinking of some passionate kissing in the hay bales first | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work?
I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ?
Oh god yes!!!
That's fine then. I'll have a large one if you're offering.. Make sure it's fresh too
You won't find fresher than my natural juice
"Well then I suppose I'd best come and sample this ambrosia you are talking of... | |||
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"Am shy "Don't be shy, we love flirting in this thread | |||
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"Come hold my hand and let’s take a walk into wonderland
We could pick some flowers
Or fuck in the flowers?
Sorry my manners are appalling
I was thinking of some passionate kissing in the hay bales first "That would work for me | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work?
I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ?
Oh god yes!!!
That's fine then. I'll have a large one if you're offering.. Make sure it's fresh too
You won't find fresher than my natural juice
Well then I suppose I'd best come and sample this ambrosia you are talking of... "It tastes like nectar | |||
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"Bottle of cava on chill in the fridge x Fresh flowers in a vase in the apartment x Clean laundered sheets x Freshly smooth and shaved after a longer shower xx ( sits back and awaits the offers roll in ! )"Sounds heavenly x | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work?
I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ?
Oh god yes!!!
That's fine then. I'll have a large one if you're offering.. Make sure it's fresh too
You won't find fresher than my natural juice
Well then I suppose I'd best come and sample this ambrosia you are talking of...
It tastes like nectar "Nectar.. Well if it's good enough for the bees. And they make delicious honey x | |||
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"Come hold my hand and let’s take a walk into wonderland
We could pick some flowers
Or fuck in the flowers?
Sorry my manners are appalling
I was thinking of some passionate kissing in the hay bales first
That would work for me "You look amazing when you’re all hot and sweaty covered in straw | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work?
I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ?
Oh god yes!!!
That's fine then. I'll have a large one if you're offering.. Make sure it's fresh too
You won't find fresher than my natural juice
Well then I suppose I'd best come and sample this ambrosia you are talking of...
It tastes like nectar
Nectar.. Well if it's good enough for the bees. And they make delicious honey x"And I am a delicious honey | |||
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"Come hold my hand and let’s take a walk into wonderland
We could pick some flowers
Or fuck in the flowers?
Sorry my manners are appalling
I was thinking of some passionate kissing in the hay bales first
That would work for me
You look amazing when you’re all hot and sweaty covered in straw "I don't sweat, I glow x | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work?
I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ?
Oh god yes!!!
That's fine then. I'll have a large one if you're offering.. Make sure it's fresh too
You won't find fresher than my natural juice
Well then I suppose I'd best come and sample this ambrosia you are talking of...
It tastes like nectar
Nectar.. Well if it's good enough for the bees. And they make delicious honey x
And I am a delicious honey "And I'm sure, as with all honeys, you make a wonderful spread.., | |||
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"Is "fancy a shag" flirting?
Let's try?!
...fancy a shag?!! "Lisa those lips are inviting | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work?
I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ?
Oh god yes!!!
That's fine then. I'll have a large one if you're offering.. Make sure it's fresh too
You won't find fresher than my natural juice
Well then I suppose I'd best come and sample this ambrosia you are talking of...
It tastes like nectar
Nectar.. Well if it's good enough for the bees. And they make delicious honey x
And I am a delicious honey
And I'm sure, as with all honeys, you make a wonderful spread.., "I would have to let you give your opinion directly on that one | |||
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"well hello you sexy people _ x"Well hello red flame,can I be the spark that lights your fire | |||
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"Come hold my hand and let’s take a walk into wonderland
We could pick some flowers
Or fuck in the flowers?
Sorry my manners are appalling
I was thinking of some passionate kissing in the hay bales first
That would work for me
You look amazing when you’re all hot and sweaty covered in straw
I don't sweat, I glow x"Oo what a lovely glow
Whoops that’s the farmer just spotted your glowing ass | |||
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"Come hold my hand and let’s take a walk into wonderland
We could pick some flowers
Or fuck in the flowers?
Sorry my manners are appalling
I was thinking of some passionate kissing in the hay bales first
That would work for me
You look amazing when you’re all hot and sweaty covered in straw
I don't sweat, I glow x
Oo what a lovely glow
Whoops that’s the farmer just spotted your glowing ass "Is he joining in too? | |||
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"Come hold my hand and let’s take a walk into wonderland
We could pick some flowers
Or fuck in the flowers?
Sorry my manners are appalling
I was thinking of some passionate kissing in the hay bales first
That would work for me
You look amazing when you’re all hot and sweaty covered in straw
I don't sweat, I glow x
Oo what a lovely glow
Whoops that’s the farmer just spotted your glowing ass
Is he joining in too? "It looks like he has a big one | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work?
I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ?
Oh god yes!!!
That's fine then. I'll have a large one if you're offering.. Make sure it's fresh too
You won't find fresher than my natural juice
Well then I suppose I'd best come and sample this ambrosia you are talking of...
It tastes like nectar
Nectar.. Well if it's good enough for the bees. And they make delicious honey x
And I am a delicious honey
And I'm sure, as with all honeys, you make a wonderful spread..,
I would have to let you give your opinion directly on that one "Well I'm no food critic but I'm sure I'd give you a full review x | |||
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"Come hold my hand and let’s take a walk into wonderland
We could pick some flowers
Or fuck in the flowers?
Sorry my manners are appalling
I was thinking of some passionate kissing in the hay bales first
That would work for me
You look amazing when you’re all hot and sweaty covered in straw
I don't sweat, I glow x
Oo what a lovely glow
Whoops that’s the farmer just spotted your glowing ass
Is he joining in too?
It looks like he has a big one "Do you mind if he joins us then? | |||
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""My new thread brings all the boys to the yard..." But it doesn't tho does it?!!
Apparently so lol. Oh if you've got any milkshake too that'd be cool... Just watch out as that has the same effects lol
I've only got natural juice ... would that work?
I'm sure that'll be fine. Home made ?
Oh god yes!!!
That's fine then. I'll have a large one if you're offering.. Make sure it's fresh too
You won't find fresher than my natural juice
Well then I suppose I'd best come and sample this ambrosia you are talking of...
It tastes like nectar
Nectar.. Well if it's good enough for the bees. And they make delicious honey x
And I am a delicious honey
And I'm sure, as with all honeys, you make a wonderful spread..,
I would have to let you give your opinion directly on that one
Well I'm no food critic but I'm sure I'd give you a full review x"It's only juice
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"Good afternoon, nice to see the flirting still going strong "It did go quiet for a bit but luckily it's all started again | |||
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"Come hold my hand and let’s take a walk into wonderland
We could pick some flowers
Or fuck in the flowers?
Sorry my manners are appalling
I was thinking of some passionate kissing in the hay bales first
That would work for me
You look amazing when you’re all hot and sweaty covered in straw
I don't sweat, I glow x
Oo what a lovely glow
Whoops that’s the farmer just spotted your glowing ass
Is he joining in too?
It looks like he has a big one
Do you mind if he joins us then? "The more the merrier, but he has a big 12 bore | |||
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"Come hold my hand and let’s take a walk into wonderland
We could pick some flowers
Or fuck in the flowers?
Sorry my manners are appalling
I was thinking of some passionate kissing in the hay bales first
That would work for me
You look amazing when you’re all hot and sweaty covered in straw
I don't sweat, I glow x
Oo what a lovely glow
Whoops that’s the farmer just spotted your glowing ass
Is he joining in too?
It looks like he has a big one
Do you mind if he joins us then?
The more the merrier, but he has a big 12 bore "Haha ... he won't need that when we get going | |||
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"Let’s 69 and stare into each other’s bumholes" Ohhhh the romance  | |||
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"We are rubbish at flirting " It's easy ... especially in writing | |||
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"Let’s 69 and stare into each other’s bumholes Ohhhh the romance "It’s very romantic. Especially when mines winks | |||
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"Let’s 69 and stare into each other’s bumholes Ohhhh the romance
It’s very romantic. Especially when mines winks " 69 with pegs then!!! | |||
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"Let’s 69 and stare into each other’s bumholes Ohhhh the romance
It’s very romantic. Especially when mines winks
69 with pegs then!!! " | |||
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"Let’s 69 and stare into each other’s bumholes Ohhhh the romance
It’s very romantic. Especially when mines winks
69 with pegs then!!!
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"Sorry was having a pre work nap. I'm back I don't know why but when I first read that my brain said pre work wank
How deep in the gutter is my mind "Not exactly. I don't think it has the same effect as a sleep before a 12 hour shift lol x | |||
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"Sorry was having a pre work nap. I'm back I don't know why but when I first read that my brain said pre work wank
How deep in the gutter is my mind
Not exactly. I don't think it has the same effect as a sleep before a 12 hour shift lol x "But if you do it before your sleep I guess it would have a similar effect | |||
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"Preparing for a 4 hour southward drive here. Any one fancy a quickie flirt before I set off
Yes.
Me!
OK then....
Love your poppy pic. But it's your puppies at the side of it I'm really interested in
Would you like to stroke my puppies?
Stroke and gently cuddle them.
And see them bouncing around
Oh they do that alright ... and they would love to bounce around what's hiding behind that beer in your avatar
Well come and drink my beer.
See whats there.
And get those puppies bouncing all around the room
Name the place and time ... I'm in "Here and now | |||
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"Any flirts around now?
I've been saving you till last. " mwah xx | |||
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"Preparing for a 4 hour southward drive here. Any one fancy a quickie flirt before I set off
Yes.
Me!
OK then....
Love your poppy pic. But it's your puppies at the side of it I'm really interested in
Would you like to stroke my puppies?
Stroke and gently cuddle them.
And see them bouncing around
Oh they do that alright ... and they would love to bounce around what's hiding behind that beer in your avatar
Well come and drink my beer.
See whats there.
And get those puppies bouncing all around the room
Name the place and time ... I'm in
Here and now "I'm there in mind if not body | |||
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Maybe "Come play with me Tee | |||
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"Sorry was having a pre work nap. I'm back I don't know why but when I first read that my brain said pre work wank
How deep in the gutter is my mind
Not exactly. I don't think it has the same effect as a sleep before a 12 hour shift lol x
But if you do it before your sleep I guess it would have a similar effect "This is true. Damn it, should've asked your opinion before hand now stuck here till at least 07:45 tomorrow. Bugger Bugger BUGGER lol | |||
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Maybe
Come play with me Tee "Come play with your what Minxy | |||
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"Flutters by flirtily "Wonder what that rattling chain noise was fluttering so flirting by | |||
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"Sorry was having a pre work nap. I'm back I don't know why but when I first read that my brain said pre work wank
How deep in the gutter is my mind
Not exactly. I don't think it has the same effect as a sleep before a 12 hour shift lol x
But if you do it before your sleep I guess it would have a similar effect
This is true. Damn it, should've asked your opinion before hand now stuck here till at least 07:45 tomorrow. Bugger Bugger BUGGER lol "And I'm in my bed now | |||
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Maybe
Come play with me Tee
Come play with your what Minxy "Everything and anything is on offer for one night only ...
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Maybe
Come play with me Tee
Come play with your what Minxy
Everything and anything is on offer for one night only ...
Or until the next time I offer it to you "I'm then...I'll start by playing with your shoulders and back from behind | |||
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"Any flirts around now?
Maybe
Come play with me Tee
Come play with your what Minxy
Everything and anything is on offer for one night only ...
Or until the next time I offer it to you
I'm then...I'll start by playing with your shoulders and back from behind "Ohhhh Tee, that would be absolute heaven right now ... can I close my eyes and just enjoy you for a minute or two | |||
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"Any flirts around now?
Maybe
Come play with me Tee
Come play with your what Minxy
Everything and anything is on offer for one night only ...
Or until the next time I offer it to you
I'm then...I'll start by playing with your shoulders and back from behind
Ohhhh Tee, that would be absolute heaven right now ... can I close my eyes and just enjoy you for a minute or two "Of course you can. But I do apologise if something nudged you in the bottom area | |||
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Ohhhh Tee, that would be absolute heaven right now ... can I close my eyes and just enjoy you for a minute or two
Of course you can.
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Ohhhh Tee, that would be absolute heaven right now ... can I close my eyes and just enjoy you for a minute or two
Of course you can.
But I do apologise if something nudged you in the bottom area
Then I will put my hands behind me and gently help you in ... "What fully clothed ? | |||
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"I'm then...I'll start by playing with your shoulders and back from behind
Ohhhh Tee, that would be absolute heaven right now ... can I close my eyes and just enjoy you for a minute or two
Of course you can.
But I do apologise if something nudged you in the bottom area
Then I will put my hands behind me and gently help you in ...
What fully clothed ?"Absolutely not...we're in bed now aren't we? | |||
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"I'm then...I'll start by playing with your shoulders and back from behind
Ohhhh Tee, that would be absolute heaven right now ... can I close my eyes and just enjoy you for a minute or two
Of course you can.
But I do apologise if something nudged you in the bottom area
Then I will put my hands behind me and gently help you in ...
What fully clothed ?
Absolutely not...we're in bed now aren't we? "Well ok then
I'll just keep running your back as you help me | |||
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Wonder what that rattling chain noise was fluttering so flirting by "Im so dainty and flirtily fluttery. Clunk, clunk, clunk | |||
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"I'm then...I'll start by playing with your shoulders and back from behind
Ohhhh Tee, that would be absolute heaven right now ... can I close my eyes and just enjoy you for a minute or two
Of course you can.
But I do apologise if something nudged you in the bottom area
Then I will put my hands behind me and gently help you in ...
What fully clothed ?
Absolutely not...we're in bed now aren't we?
Well ok then
I'll just keep running your back as you help me "Mind if I adjust my position to accommodate you comfortably ... we need to enjoy this to it's maximum effect
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"Flutters by flirtily
Wonder what that rattling chain noise was fluttering so flirting by
Im so dainty and flirtily fluttery. Clunk, clunk, clunk "Got to say you have an impressive pair of "wings" to flirtily flutter by with those chains on. Let me help you out off then to ease the strain on your wings. | |||
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"I'm then...I'll start by playing with your shoulders and back from behind
Ohhhh Tee, that would be absolute heaven right now ... can I close my eyes and just enjoy you for a minute or two
Of course you can.
But I do apologise if something nudged you in the bottom area
Then I will put my hands behind me and gently help you in ...
What fully clothed ?
Absolutely not...we're in bed now aren't we?
Well ok then
I'll just keep running your back as you help me
Mind if I adjust my position to accommodate you comfortably ... we need to enjoy this to it's maximum effect
"Adjust away....may I suggest knelt on all fours on the bed in front of me. Allows my unimpeded access to your back and shoulders | |||
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"Adjust away....may I suggest knelt on all fours on the bed in front of me. Allows my unimpeded access to your back and shoulders
Your wish is totally my command on this occasion "OK then you have to hold perfectly still as I rub up and down you back (with the occassional nudge), circle over your shoulders, down your upper arms, sneakily brushing across your hanging boobs | |||
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"I'm back for a flirt x "Go on then flirt with me
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Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt "Get your ass over here then! | |||
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"Adjust away....may I suggest knelt on all fours on the bed in front of me. Allows my unimpeded access to your back and shoulders
Your wish is totally my command on this occasion
OK then you have to hold perfectly still as I rub up and down you back (with the occassional nudge), circle over your shoulders, down your upper arms, sneakily brushing across your hanging boobs "Ohhh, being dominant are you Tee? Am I to give myself totally to you ? | |||
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"Adjust away....may I suggest knelt on all fours on the bed in front of me. Allows my unimpeded access to your back and shoulders
Your wish is totally my command on this occasion
OK then you have to hold perfectly still as I rub up and down you back (with the occassional nudge), circle over your shoulders, down your upper arms, sneakily brushing across your hanging boobs
Ohhh, being dominant are you Tee? Am I to give myself totally to you ? "Might be. Or I might just be wanting the moment to last. Until you tell me what to do | |||
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"Evening all! Is it too late to join the party??
Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt
Get your ass over here then! "Yessir boss ... what do you want from me? | |||
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"I'm back for a flirt x
Go on then flirt with me
Equal opportunities and all that "Oh and such a nice flirt as well. Are you in your normal position in bed? | |||
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"Adjust away....may I suggest knelt on all fours on the bed in front of me. Allows my unimpeded access to your back and shoulders
Your wish is totally my command on this occasion
OK then you have to hold perfectly still as I rub up and down you back (with the occassional nudge), circle over your shoulders, down your upper arms, sneakily brushing across your hanging boobs
Ohhh, being dominant are you Tee? Am I to give myself totally to you ?
Might be.
Or I might just be wanting the moment to last. Until you tell me what to do "You have to tell me what you want ... | |||
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Go on then flirt with me
Equal opportunities and all that
Oh and such a nice flirt as well. Are you in your normal position in bed? "certainly am. Starfished in a hotel bed | |||
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"Adjust away....may I suggest knelt on all fours on the bed in front of me. Allows my unimpeded access to your back and shoulders
Your wish is totally my command on this occasion
OK then you have to hold perfectly still as I rub up and down you back (with the occassional nudge), circle over your shoulders, down your upper arms, sneakily brushing across your hanging boobs
Ohhh, being dominant are you Tee? Am I to give myself totally to you ?
Might be.
Or I might just be wanting the moment to last. Until you tell me what to do
You have to tell me what you want ... "Now that's not flirting, that's telling | |||
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"Adjust away....may I suggest knelt on all fours on the bed in front of me. Allows my unimpeded access to your back and shoulders
Your wish is totally my command on this occasion
OK then you have to hold perfectly still as I rub up and down you back (with the occassional nudge), circle over your shoulders, down your upper arms, sneakily brushing across your hanging boobs
Ohhh, being dominant are you Tee? Am I to give myself totally to you ?
Might be.
Or I might just be wanting the moment to last. Until you tell me what to do
You have to tell me what you want ...
Now that's not flirting, that's telling "Well you were being all masculine and sexy so I felt like you wanted to take flirt control for a bit ... | |||
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How can I assist? "well maybe we can both help each other ..it’s good to share a flirty story | |||
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"Flirt on a Sunday evening ..yes please
How can I assist? well maybe we can both help each other ..it’s good to share a flirty story "I could sit behind you and wrap my long legs around you | |||
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"Evening all! Is it too late to join the party??
Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt
Get your ass over here then!
Yessir boss ... what do you want from me? "Thats a dangerous question | |||
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"Flirt on a Sunday evening ..yes please
How can I assist? well maybe we can both help each other ..it’s good to share a flirty story
I could sit behind you and wrap my long legs around you "i did mail you through here but sure you got to many to get through and yeah that sounds perfect running my hands up and down your legs | |||
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"Evening all! Is it too late to join the party??
Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt
Get your ass over here then!
Yessir boss ... what do you want from me?
Thats a dangerous question " Try me.... | |||
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"I'm back for a flirt x
Go on then flirt with me
Equal opportunities and all that
Oh and such a nice flirt as well. Are you in your normal position in bed?
certainly am. Starfished in a hotel bed "Mmm, well budge up fancy some spooning x | |||
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"I'm back for a flirt x
Go on then flirt with me
Equal opportunities and all that
Oh and such a nice flirt as well. Are you in your normal position in bed?
certainly am. Starfished in a hotel bed
Mmm, well budge up fancy some spooning x "Can you spoon a starfish? May have to try a different position | |||
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"Flirt on a Sunday evening ..yes please
How can I assist? well maybe we can both help each other ..it’s good to share a flirty story
I could sit behind you and wrap my long legs around you i did mail you through here but sure you got to many to get through and yeah that sounds perfect running my hands up and down your legs "Sorry, will see it later ... am attending to the flirting on here at the moment | |||
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"Evening all! Is it too late to join the party??
Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt
Get your ass over here then!
Yessir boss ... what do you want from me?
Thats a dangerous question
Try me.... "Well your ass in my face so I can bite it would be a good start | |||
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"Evening all! Is it too late to join the party??
Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt
Get your ass over here then!
Yessir boss ... what do you want from me?
Thats a dangerous question
Try me....
Well your ass in my face so I can bite it would be a good start "And where will your hands be | |||
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Come and lay in the space next to me and I'll teach you "Ohh that feels good ..what do we do now? | |||
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"Flirt on a Sunday evening ..yes please
How can I assist? well maybe we can both help each other ..it’s good to share a flirty story
I could sit behind you and wrap my long legs around you i did mail you through here but sure you got to many to get through and yeah that sounds perfect running my hands up and down your legs
Sorry, will see it later ... am attending to the flirting on here at the moment "maybe you need to lay back and relax let me give those shoulders a massage | |||
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"Evening all! Is it too late to join the party??
Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt
Get your ass over here then!
Yessir boss ... what do you want from me?
Thats a dangerous question
Try me....
Well your ass in my face so I can bite it would be a good start
And where will your hands be "All over..... | |||
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"Flirt... I wouldn't know how
Come and lay in the space next to me and I'll teach you
Ohh that feels good ..what do we do now? "Some mutual touching and kissing usually works well for starters | |||
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"Flirt on a Sunday evening ..yes please
How can I assist? well maybe we can both help each other ..it’s good to share a flirty story
I could sit behind you and wrap my long legs around you i did mail you through here but sure you got to many to get through and yeah that sounds perfect running my hands up and down your legs
Sorry, will see it later ... am attending to the flirting on here at the moment maybe you need to lay back and relax let me give those shoulders a massage "That would be most welcome | |||
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"Evening all! Is it too late to join the party??
Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt
Get your ass over here then!
Yessir boss ... what do you want from me?
Thats a dangerous question
Try me....
Well your ass in my face so I can bite it would be a good start
And where will your hands be
All over....."Oh ... mmmmmmmmm | |||
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"Flirt on a Sunday evening ..yes please
How can I assist? well maybe we can both help each other ..it’s good to share a flirty story
I could sit behind you and wrap my long legs around you i did mail you through here but sure you got to many to get through and yeah that sounds perfect running my hands up and down your legs
Sorry, will see it later ... am attending to the flirting on here at the moment maybe you need to lay back and relax let me give those shoulders a massage
That would be most welcome "Work down those shoulders down your back then back up | |||
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"Evening all! Is it too late to join the party??
Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt
Get your ass over here then!
Yessir boss ... what do you want from me?
Thats a dangerous question
Try me....
Well your ass in my face so I can bite it would be a good start
And where will your hands be
All over.....
Oh ... mmmmmmmmm "You git big flirt! I'm a good lad don't you know | |||
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"I'm back for a flirt x
Go on then flirt with me
Equal opportunities and all that
Oh and such a nice flirt as well. Are you in your normal position in bed?
certainly am. Starfished in a hotel bed
Mmm, well budge up fancy some spooning x
Can you spoon a starfish?
May have to try a different position "Oh I'm all for a different position x | |||
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"Flirt on a Sunday evening ..yes please
How can I assist? well maybe we can both help each other ..it’s good to share a flirty story
I could sit behind you and wrap my long legs around you i did mail you through here but sure you got to many to get through and yeah that sounds perfect running my hands up and down your legs
Sorry, will see it later ... am attending to the flirting on here at the moment maybe you need to lay back and relax let me give those shoulders a massage
That would be most welcome Work down those shoulders down your back then back up "Oh my I'll be putty in your hands | |||
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"hello ladies "Ooo hello x | |||
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"Evening all! Is it too late to join the party??
Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt
Get your ass over here then!
Yessir boss ... what do you want from me?
Thats a dangerous question
Try me....
Well your ass in my face so I can bite it would be a good start
And where will your hands be
All over.....
Oh ... mmmmmmmmm
You git big flirt! I'm a good lad don't you know "I'm not a git | |||
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"Flirt on a Sunday evening ..yes please
How can I assist? well maybe we can both help each other ..it’s good to share a flirty story
I could sit behind you and wrap my long legs around you i did mail you through here but sure you got to many to get through and yeah that sounds perfect running my hands up and down your legs
Sorry, will see it later ... am attending to the flirting on here at the moment maybe you need to lay back and relax let me give those shoulders a massage
That would be most welcome Work down those shoulders down your back then back up
Oh my I'll be putty in your hands "I’m sure you are just as good with your hands | |||
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"Evening all! Is it too late to join the party??
Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt
Get your ass over here then!
Yessir boss ... what do you want from me?
Thats a dangerous question
Try me....
Well your ass in my face so I can bite it would be a good start
And where will your hands be
All over.....
Oh ... mmmmmmmmm
You git big flirt! I'm a good lad don't you know
I'm not a git "Didn't say you were! Lol In Geordie Land "git big" means "massive" | |||
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"Flirt on a Sunday evening ..yes please
How can I assist? well maybe we can both help each other ..it’s good to share a flirty story
I could sit behind you and wrap my long legs around you i did mail you through here but sure you got to many to get through and yeah that sounds perfect running my hands up and down your legs
Sorry, will see it later ... am attending to the flirting on here at the moment maybe you need to lay back and relax let me give those shoulders a massage
That would be most welcome Work down those shoulders down your back then back up
Oh my I'll be putty in your hands I’m sure you are just as good with your hands "Even better with my lips | |||
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"Evening all! Is it too late to join the party??
Never too late (or early) for an outrageous flirt
Get your ass over here then!
Yessir boss ... what do you want from me?
Thats a dangerous question
Try me....
Well your ass in my face so I can bite it would be a good start
And where will your hands be
All over.....
Oh ... mmmmmmmmm
You git big flirt! I'm a good lad don't you know
I'm not a git
Didn't say you were! Lol In Geordie Land "git big" means "massive" "Oh hahaha ... dialect I'm unfamiliar with ... ... I like to flirt with good lads | |||
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"I'm back for a flirt x
Go on then flirt with me
Equal opportunities and all that
Oh and such a nice flirt as well. Are you in your normal position in bed?
certainly am. Starfished in a hotel bed
Mmm, well budge up fancy some spooning x
Can you spoon a starfish?
May have to try a different position
Oh I'm all for a different position x "Lots of positions until the perfect one is found | |||
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