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what would you ask your pet

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

If they had one chance of speaking to you.

I think mine is stereotypically obvious

'Does it feel the same, as when you lick your bollocks as a bitch licking it'

Come on lighten up guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they had one chance of speaking to you.

I think mine is stereotypically obvious

'Does it feel the same, as when you lick your bollocks as a bitch licking it'

Come on lighten up guys"

Lol well I certainly wouldn't ask him that

I'd be afraid of his answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ask my cat if it could kindly refrain from catching birds and mice. I can't ask it the bollocks licking question because it he been done. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d ask my cat if he truly appreciated me saving his life. Twice. And I’d ask my dog if he thinks I don’t know that him and the cats are in cahoots to steal food together

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I would ask my cat if it could kindly refrain from catching birds and mice. I can't ask it the bollocks licking question because it he been done. XXX"

You bad woman, is this you getting back at all the barstewared man in your life

Poor Tommy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Why didn't you get away over the fence?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Why do you keep sticking your head on my boobs?

Or who do you love more mummy or daddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why pooch and I chat all the time and have some wonderful conversations

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd ask her if she has any ouchies so I can make sure she's pain free.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've raised 3 generations of Border Collies, I eventually got them to go and fetch ma slippers, although one of them used to take great delight in leaving them just out of reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are my collies both cleverer than me...

And how do they get so many women to stop and give them a hug

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I would ask what happened to the dog before we got her, we got her at 3 years old and her 4th or 5th owner.

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

I'd ask why she never stops bloody barking

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I would ask what happened to the dog before we got her, we got her at 3 years old and her 4th or 5th owner."

This one, what happened before I rescued you?

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'd ask my cat why she'll sit on the lap of her aunty P, and my niece, and her other half, yet she won't sit on mine. Does she not realise I'm the bloody food woman??!!

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

I would ask my horse to stop being an expensive bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd ask my cat why she'll sit on the lap of her aunty P, and my niece, and her other half, yet she won't sit on mine. Does she not realise I'm the bloody food woman??!! "

Ever heard the expression: Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask my dog "why do you feel the need to bark and howl every night without fail at 4 am"

I'd ask my cats a question but they'd probably ignore my question anyway

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Why do you all insist on barking at 4.30 am to go for a wee/poo when you go out last thing at night...every night

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