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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We are due a big spider invasion because they had a mild start to the year....

And i got no conkers yet

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

look like a nice pair of conkers to me peaches lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They dont ward off spiders though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny that my m8 had right big one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am seriously terrified of spiders. Recently whilst watching the Sex and the City film in bed a big one rang across my bed. I screamed the bloody place down. It was hit with a shoe and the body disposed of but I'm still a bit nervy remembering it and for two nights after I was very jumpy.

I'm looking to go to Mexico next year, but the thought of tarantulas terrifies me. I've heard of Mexican red knee tarantulas and my detective skills tell me that they errr come from Mexico. I bert there lazing on the sunbeds with their wide hats and ponchos on, stretching their long hairy legs ....

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I have found lots recently hiding, there is a huge one that is living in our shoe cupboard.

It's a bloody clever one too as Mr hasn't been able to get it,been in there for about 3 weeks now, keeps coming just to laugh as me before running back in.

I refuse to get anything out of there until it's gone.... spiders scare the pants off me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...I bet there lazing on the sunbeds with their wide hats and ponchos on, stretching their long hairy legs .... "

Thats why they got red knees...;-)

Tried to put a coffee mug over a corn spider the other night.... Its legs spanned the rim...

On the other hand... They pretty much watch what I do on telly... And they dont nick the remote...;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And girls.....you do realise they come in pairs dontcha

so when seeing one, i always look for tother

Go get some conkers or essence of horse chestnut and dab it everywhere

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ya bunch of wusses. just throw the yellow pages on top of them, they won't run very far then!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All spiders regardless of size in this country are poisonous

And...and....we eat several hundred when asleep throughout our life time. more so as we age as we drool more and ya gobs open as ya sleep.

Im gonna start wearing a mask to bed.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

gimp mask???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG!

In certain circles, I be known as the Spider Terminator lol

Just suck 'em up the dyson... although I saw one so huge the other day I think it needed its own livestock movement licence!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"All spiders regardless of size in this country are poisonous

And...and....we eat several hundred when asleep throughout our life time. more so as we age as we drool more and ya gobs open as ya sleep.

Im gonna start wearing a mask to bed. "

several hundred i thought it was only about 8?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Depends how big ya gob is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are definitely getting bigger with fatter bodies, the spider equivalent of BBWs, I guess making them BBSs - well they can piss off

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

if u leave a towel dangling over the side of the bath gives them chance to escape and hide away for the winter..

poor little things...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if u leave a towel dangling over the side of the bath gives them chance to escape and hide away for the winter..

poor little things..."

Koffff

Hot water and down the bleeding plughole

squirt of bleach after

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"if u leave a towel dangling over the side of the bath gives them chance to escape and hide away for the winter..

poor little things...

Koffff

Hot water and down the bleeding plughole

squirt of bleach after "

they wont hurt u...

u gotta get over ur fear lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They are perfectly safe as long as they come know where near me ...

When seeing them, i have this uncontrollable urge to scream, run...then get mad and then crush um

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they ain't in me way I leave em be

If they are (like in the bath) I pick em up and put em outside xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"We are due a big spider invasion because they had a mild start to the year....

And i got no conkers yet "

tried the conkers last year but the spiders were that big they were throwing them at the dog !

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

I get huge spiders in my bath 2 or 3 times a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate daddy long legs. They are everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im terified of spiders, my mum used to be and they say you learn to be frightened of them if your parents are. I have nightmares about them. There was a huge one in a waste paper bin in my bedroom and one on top of the stairs in the night, i got my hubby to catch it for me. I have got one of those spider catchers which is good. Its got a long handle and like bristles you open the bristles then put it on the spider then close it. It squashes the spider but doesnt hurt it, then you open the bristles with the handle then let it go outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive become brave over the last few years and am now the spider catcher in our house, i realised i was passing my panic and fear onto the kids... so it was time to "man up" lol

(really big ones still bring me out in a bit of a sweat tho)!

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

There was a bit on the radio about this yesterday, apparently because of the damp Summer and early Autumn there's a lot more of 'em about, and they're bigger, than most years.

The ones we keep seeing in the house are mostly males on the look out for a mate, the expert said, so maybe we should have a bit more sympathy for the poor buggers - at least they're not putting up moaning threads in the forums here: "I've been in this bath for nearly an hour now and no meets - what am I doing wrong? I'm well endowed (eight legs!) and genuine. Can't accommodate at present because I've got 400 kids at home.."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a bit on the radio about this yesterday, apparently because of the damp Summer and early Autumn there's a lot more of 'em about, and they're bigger, than most years.

The ones we keep seeing in the house are mostly males on the look out for a mate, the expert said, so maybe we should have a bit more sympathy for the poor buggers - at least they're not putting up moaning threads in the forums here: "I've been in this bath for nearly an hour now and no meets - what am I doing wrong? I'm well endowed (eight legs!) and genuine. Can't accommodate at present because I've got 400 kids at home.." "

Lmao....like it

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"We are due a big spider invasion because they had a mild start to the year....

And i got no conkers yet "
Dig deep inside my pockets Peaches and grab yourself a pair, just leave my part sucked boiled sweet, the crown cap from off a bottle of Greene King IPA, and the discarded bloody elastoplast alone! Hmmmm, boys and their pockets!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think i will get the h/chestnut oli ta.....u never know what ya gonna find in ya pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave, now that has made me smile. My house is full of single males.

They've also harvested the field behind my house and started ploughing it up......... that means more than spiders will be invading my house.

*whispers... Mice!*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oooo dont ya like MICE laine

I had one as a pet years ago...bugger on a lead tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind mice but they are a bugger to get rid of, they come over from the field into my cellar and up into the kitchen..... not a nice thing to be greeted with one watching you from the carousel in the cupboard!

One ate into a packet of cornflower last year, it left a trail of tiny white footprints all over the kitchen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't mind mice but they are a bugger to get rid of, they come over from the field into my cellar and up into the kitchen..... not a nice thing to be greeted with one watching you from the carousel in the cupboard!

One ate into a packet of cornflower last year, it left a trail of tiny white footprints all over the kitchen!"

awww bet they looked cute tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had one floating in the bath last night and i was already in the bubble bath

(bye bye poor spidy)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well it was a clean exit anyhoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it was a clean exit anyhoo "

i was a bit alarmed i saw it floating

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