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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Three grannies at a bus stop and a male streaker runs past flashing his tackle at them.

The first granny has a stroke, the second granny has a stroke, but the third one can't reach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's pink and hangs out your pants?

Your gf/wife/mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many vicars does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford


"Three grannies at a bus stop and a male streaker runs past flashing his tackle at them.

The first granny has a stroke, the second granny has a stroke, but the third one can't reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They didn't "

Tough crowd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's pink and hangs out your pants?

Your gf/wife/mum"

Full household!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was in Tesco the other day and this guy started throwing milk and eggs at me, I thought how dairy.

Anyway I walked down another aisle and he threw some cheese at me.

That's mature.

As I passed another aisle he had his knob in a bog roll

Fucking charmin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A steak and kidney pie walks into a pub and asks the barman for a pint...the barman replies I'm sorry but we don't serve food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They didn't

Tough crowd lol"

Must be a southerner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's pink and hangs out your pants?

Your gf/wife/mum

Full household! "

I had to cover all bases

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The manager of a premiership football club is signing autographs for fans. Three young ladies walk up to him, pens in hand. The first one asks him to autograph her stomach, she lifts up her top and he signs her stomach. The next lass pulls up her top and asks him to autograph across her cleavage. He cheerfully obliges.

The final lass steps up, drops her trousers and knickers, points "down there" and asks for an autograph. The manager thinks for a second then sadly shakes his head. "I cannot" he says apologetically "The last time I signed a cunt it cost me $25 million"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dark can we go with these?

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many Surrealist does it take to change a light bulb?....Fish.

I'll fetch my coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

One, they just hold it while the world revolves around them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the 'fanning the towel' one . Too long to write out, you'll have to Google it. Made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many psychiatrists to change a light bulb?

1 but the bulb really needs to want to change

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