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"paul and hine quick cosmo needs us shes got her tied up in draculas castle" I'll get my Swiss army knife and jump on my son's bmx... | |||
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"paul and hine quick cosmo needs us shes got her tied up in draculas castle I'll get my Swiss army knife and jump on my son's bmx..." ok ile grab the smelling salts | |||
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"paul and hine quick cosmo needs us shes got her tied up in draculas castle I'll get my Swiss army knife and jump on my son's bmx...ok ile grab the smelling salts " Thanks I'll need them, I'm not as fit as I used to be  | |||
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"paul and hine quick cosmo needs us shes got her tied up in draculas castle I'll get my Swiss army knife and jump on my son's bmx...ok ile grab the smelling salts Thanks I'll need them, I'm not as fit as I used to be "we will have to nick that coffee machine for evidance | |||
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"paul and hine quick cosmo needs us shes got her tied up in draculas castle I'll get my Swiss army knife and jump on my son's bmx...ok ile grab the smelling salts Thanks I'll need them, I'm not as fit as I used to be we will have to nick that coffee machine for evidance"Let me fill my thermos first, it will be a long bike ride back. | |||
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"paul and hine quick cosmo needs us shes got her tied up in draculas castle I'll get my Swiss army knife and jump on my son's bmx...ok ile grab the smelling salts Thanks I'll need them, I'm not as fit as I used to be we will have to nick that coffee machine for evidance
Let me fill my thermos first, it will be a long bike ride back."no time for that paul | |||
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"Help me please. I'm in torture....." I'm peddling this BMX as fast as I can... | |||
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"were on our way dont drink the coffee" It's too late. I've had the soup too. | |||
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"Help me please. I'm in torture..... I'm peddling this BMX as fast as I can..." Shots glass on the fecking road  | |||
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"paul and hine quick cosmo needs us shes got her tied up in draculas castle I'll get my Swiss army knife and jump on my son's bmx...ok ile grab the smelling salts Thanks I'll need them, I'm not as fit as I used to be we will have to nick that coffee machine for evidance
Let me fill my thermos first, it will be a long bike ride back.no time for that paul"Feck! I'll have to drink that Maccies latte crap | |||
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"Help me please. I'm in torture..... I'm peddling this BMX as fast as I can... Shots glass on the fecking road "What's in the shots glass? You haven't _oddy in it have you?  | |||
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"Help me please. I'm in torture..... I'm peddling this BMX as fast as I can... Shots glass on the fecking road
What's in the shots glass? You haven't _oddy in it have you? "Voddys next fecking week | |||
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"Help me please. I'm in torture..... I'm peddling this BMX as fast as I can... Shots glass on the fecking road
What's in the shots glass? You haven't _oddy in it have you? "shes on that fecking broomstick plays a certain proggrammes music | |||
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"Help me please. I'm in torture..... I'm peddling this BMX as fast as I can... Shots glass on the fecking road
What's in the shots glass? You haven't _oddy in it have you?
Voddys next fecking week "Eek!  | |||
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"Help me please. I'm in torture..... I'm peddling this BMX as fast as I can... Shots glass on the fecking road
What's in the shots glass? You haven't _oddy in it have you? shes on that fecking broomstick plays a certain proggrammes music"No don't upset him...you'll never get out of there | |||
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"Help me please. I'm in torture..... I'm peddling this BMX as fast as I can... Shots glass on the fecking road
What's in the shots glass? You haven't _oddy in it have you?
Voddys next fecking week
Eek! "No _oddy safe yourself. It's too late for me... | |||
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"Help me please. I'm in torture..... I'm peddling this BMX as fast as I can... Shots glass on the fecking road
What's in the shots glass? You haven't _oddy in it have you? shes on that fecking broomstick plays a certain proggrammes music"Bewitched  | |||
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"Help me please. I'm in torture..... I'm peddling this BMX as fast as I can... Shots glass on the fecking road
What's in the shots glass? You haven't _oddy in it have you?
Voddys next fecking week
Eek!
No _oddy safe yourself. It's too late for me..."I'll save _oddy . Not much on Tele on a Monday | |||
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"wheres ant n dec when we need em" Having a Saturday night take away? | |||
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"wheres ant n dec when we need em Having a Saturday night take away?" Rehab.... no no no | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag....." grab the coffee machine | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag.....grab the coffee machine" Ok...I'm there... | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag.....grab the coffee machine Ok...I'm there..." I'll cover you  | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag.....grab the coffee machine Ok...I'm there... I'll cover you "Thanks Paul....Right, I'm going in.... | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag.....grab the coffee machine Ok...I'm there... I'll cover you
Thanks Paul....Right, I'm going in...."I'm on your six | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag.....grab the coffee machine Ok...I'm there... I'll cover you
Thanks Paul....Right, I'm going in....
I'm on your six"That's great...thanks... | |||
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"There's lots of glitter and stuff in here....... "And he had the cheek to moan at my glitter floor | |||
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"There's lots of glitter and stuff in here.......
And he had the cheek to moan at my glitter floor "I know...sod isn't he... | |||
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"There's lots of glitter and stuff in here.......
And he had the cheek to moan at my glitter floor
I know...sod isn't he... "He needs teaching a lesson | |||
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"There's lots of glitter and stuff in here.......
And he had the cheek to moan at my glitter floor
I know...sod isn't he...
He needs teaching a lesson "Will you do it, or me?  | |||
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"There's lots of glitter and stuff in here.......
And he had the cheek to moan at my glitter floor
I know...sod isn't he...
He needs teaching a lesson
Will you do it, or me? "You can have the pleasure | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag....." I've got the fecker | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag.....grab the coffee machine" Feck that...you can have the bloody bag | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag..... I've got the fecker "You bugger....I've waited all week for that | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag.....grab the coffee machine Feck that...you can have the bloody bag "No it's third hand now | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag..... I've got the fecker
You bugger....I've waited all week for that "Stop fecking swearing lady...tell _oddy I'll swop it for my coffee machine | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag..... I've got the fecker
You bugger....I've waited all week for that
Stop fecking swearing lady...tell _oddy I'll swop it for my coffee machine "No deal.... | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag..... I've got the fecker
You bugger....I've waited all week for that
Stop fecking swearing lady...tell _oddy I'll swop it for my coffee machine "Handbags at dawn well half midnight... I know the brick capacity of some of them handbags, I'm outta here till the dust settles!
Nanite, see ya morra
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe... "Asleep in bed   | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag..... I've got the fecker
You bugger....I've waited all week for that
Stop fecking swearing lady...tell _oddy I'll swop it for my coffee machine
Handbags at dawn well half midnight... I know the brick capacity of some of them handbags, I'm outta here till the dust settles!
Nanite, see ya morra
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed "Chloroform | |||
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"I'll grab the sparkly handbag..... I've got the fecker
You bugger....I've waited all week for that
Stop fecking swearing lady...tell _oddy I'll swop it for my coffee machine
Handbags at dawn well half midnight... I know the brick capacity of some of them handbags, I'm outta here till the dust settles!
Nanite, see ya morra
"Na night lovely, see you the morrow! Sleep well. xxx | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed "You can tell us anything.... | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed
Chloroform "Fecking bored her to sleep | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed
You can tell us anything.... "Would I lie | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed
You can tell us anything....
Would I lie "Hmmm...I don't know...  (cats bum) | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed
You can tell us anything....
Would I lie
Hmmm...I don't know... (cats bum) "Cosmos doesn't have a windmill...I can assure you | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed
You can tell us anything....
Would I lie
Hmmm...I don't know... (cats bum)
Cosmos doesn't have a windmill...I can assure you "Hahaha! That's comforting to know! | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed
You can tell us anything....
Would I lie
Hmmm...I don't know... (cats bum)
Cosmos doesn't have a windmill...I can assure you
Hahaha! That's comforting to know! "And she said I don't either | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed
You can tell us anything....
Would I lie
Hmmm...I don't know... (cats bum)
Cosmos doesn't have a windmill...I can assure you
Hahaha! That's comforting to know!
And she said I don't either "Aw..that's lovely.. | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed
You can tell us anything....
Would I lie
Hmmm...I don't know... (cats bum)
Cosmos doesn't have a windmill...I can assure you
Hahaha! That's comforting to know!
And she said I don't either
Aw..that's lovely.. "The fecker can't half snore though...any earplugs  | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed
You can tell us anything....
Would I lie
Hmmm...I don't know... (cats bum)
Cosmos doesn't have a windmill...I can assure you
Hahaha! That's comforting to know!
And she said I don't either
Aw..that's lovely..
The fecker can't half snore though...any earplugs "Can you not put her in the shed?.... | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed
You can tell us anything....
Would I lie
Hmmm...I don't know... (cats bum)
Cosmos doesn't have a windmill...I can assure you
Hahaha! That's comforting to know!
And she said I don't either
Aw..that's lovely..
The fecker can't half snore though...any earplugs
Can you not put her in the shed?...."Don't have one...wish I had though...don't know if its her snoring that given me a thick head.. or that little blue thing she slipped into my drink | |||
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"Anyway...where's Cosmos, we need to hear from her, so we know she's safe...
Asleep in bed
You can tell us anything....
Would I lie
Hmmm...I don't know... (cats bum)
Cosmos doesn't have a windmill...I can assure you
Hahaha! That's comforting to know!
And she said I don't either
Aw..that's lovely..
The fecker can't half snore though...any earplugs
Can you not put her in the shed?....
Don't have one...wish I had though...don't know if its her snoring that given me a thick head.. or that little blue thing she slipped into my drink "Maybe the little blue thing, they can give you headaches | |||
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"cosmo cosmo god ile wake the fecken town up where are you" Here I am. Thank feck for your tunnel. I've done a runner with her coffee machine | |||
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"cosmo cosmo god ile wake the fecken town up where are you Here I am. Thank feck for your tunnel. I've done a runner with her coffee machine "Hahaha | |||
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"Love me a glittery floor I do "Me too! | |||
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"Morning everyone any glitter allowed today?"Morning lexie! Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment! | |||
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"Morning everyone any glitter allowed today?
Morning lexie! Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment! "Awesome! Allow me to sprinkle it everywhere | |||
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"Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment! "There’s ALWAYS time for glitter. Oh & twinkly lights. Gotta love twinkly lights. | |||
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"Morning everyone any glitter allowed today?
Morning lexie! Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment!
Awesome! Allow me to sprinkle it everywhere "You go for it, lovely, we won't say who it was! | |||
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"Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment!
There’s ALWAYS time for glitter. Oh & twinkly lights. Gotta love twinkly lights. "Ooh yes!! | |||
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"Morning everyone any glitter allowed today?
Morning lexie! Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment!
Awesome! Allow me to sprinkle it everywhere
You go for it, lovely, we won't say who it was! "Haha the secret glitter fiend | |||
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"Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment!
There’s ALWAYS time for glitter. Oh & twinkly lights. Gotta love twinkly lights. "I love twinkly lights | |||
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"Morning everyone any glitter allowed today?
Morning lexie! Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment!
Awesome! Allow me to sprinkle it everywhere
You go for it, lovely, we won't say who it was!
Haha the secret glitter fiend "Haha, maybe Mistress will let you off, as she's had a lovely weekend! | |||
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"Haha the secret glitter fiend "Never make your glitter a secret. Never hide your sparkle. Always dazzle. | |||
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"Morning everyone any glitter allowed today?
Morning lexie! Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment!
Awesome! Allow me to sprinkle it everywhere
You go for it, lovely, we won't say who it was!
Haha the secret glitter fiend
Haha, maybe Mistress will let you off, as she's had a lovely weekend! "Mistress is just sitting down to fish and chips in Whitby and is keeping an eye on you lot. | |||
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"Morning everyone any glitter allowed today?
Morning lexie! Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment!
Awesome! Allow me to sprinkle it everywhere
You go for it, lovely, we won't say who it was!
Haha the secret glitter fiend
Haha, maybe Mistress will let you off, as she's had a lovely weekend! "Aw great | |||
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"Haha the secret glitter fiend
Never make your glitter a secret. Never hide your sparkle. Always dazzle. "I usually leave a trail of glitter most places | |||
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"Morning everyone any glitter allowed today?
Morning lexie! Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment!
Awesome! Allow me to sprinkle it everywhere
You go for it, lovely, we won't say who it was!
Haha the secret glitter fiend
Haha, maybe Mistress will let you off, as she's had a lovely weekend!
Mistress is just sitting down to fish and chips in Whitby and is keeping an eye on you lot. "Haha Hope you've had a lovely weekend, sweetie! | |||
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"Morning everyone any glitter allowed today?
Morning lexie! Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment!
Awesome! Allow me to sprinkle it everywhere
You go for it, lovely, we won't say who it was!
Haha the secret glitter fiend
Haha, maybe Mistress will let you off, as she's had a lovely weekend!
Mistress is just sitting down to fish and chips in Whitby and is keeping an eye on you lot. "her false eye | |||
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"Morning everyone any glitter allowed today?
Morning lexie! Yes as much glitter as you like, as Mistress isn't about at the moment!
Awesome! Allow me to sprinkle it everywhere
You go for it, lovely, we won't say who it was!
Haha the secret glitter fiend
Haha, maybe Mistress will let you off, as she's had a lovely weekend!
Mistress is just sitting down to fish and chips in Whitby and is keeping an eye on you lot. her false eye"Eye eye | |||
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If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it | |||
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"I usually leave a trail of glitter most places "Atta Girl | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it " | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it "propped up on bricks ? | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?"Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have the great pleasure in starting this edition of our special thread, For one night only... Live from a semi-detached Whitby castle... May I introduce the fantabulous.... Mistress Dominatrix & Cosmos *cue spotlight*" Paul, this is the best opening everrrrrrrr | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now "I know the feeling | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have the great pleasure in starting this edition of our special thread, For one night only... Live from a semi-detached Whitby castle... May I introduce the fantabulous.... Mistress Dominatrix & Cosmos *cue spotlight* Paul, this is the best opening everrrrrrrr "It was a special occasion | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling "snogs paul senceless | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it "Fecked my coffee table and feck me a bloody gusher as well | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now "Nowt like the fecking wobble you had before it happened | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling "Paul what colours your BMX? I manage two knock two off their bike in whitby. ..a black one and a red fecker | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have the great pleasure in starting this edition of our special thread, For one night only... Live from a semi-detached Whitby castle... May I introduce the fantabulous.... Mistress Dominatrix & Cosmos *cue spotlight* Paul, this is the best opening everrrrrrrr
It was a special occasion "Twas a brilliant opening...and a brilliant night of pure fun | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling snogs paul senceless"Put the fecker down _oddy...he needs a+E if he was one of them BMX riders | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
Nowt like the fecking wobble you had before it happened "that was caused by your wobbly floorboards | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling snogs paul senceless
Put the fecker down _oddy...he needs a+E if he was one of them BMX riders "he wasnt | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling
Paul what colours your BMX?
I manage two knock two off their bike in whitby. ..a black one and a red fecker "It's my son's, black & pink monsters high bmx | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling snogs paul senceless"The wobble's gone... I'm paralysed | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I have the great pleasure in starting this edition of our special thread, For one night only... Live from a semi-detached Whitby castle... May I introduce the fantabulous.... Mistress Dominatrix & Cosmos *cue spotlight* Paul, this is the best opening everrrrrrrr
It was a special occasion
Twas a brilliant opening...and a brilliant night of pure fun " | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
Nowt like the fecking wobble you had before it happened that was caused by your wobbly floorboards"I've got fecking concrete floors | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling
Paul what colours your BMX?
I manage two knock two off their bike in whitby. ..a black one and a red fecker
It's my son's, black & pink monsters high bmx "Lucky escape for you answer your son's bike then | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it
Fecked my coffee table and feck me a bloody gusher as well " | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
Nowt like the fecking wobble you had before it happened that was caused by your wobbly floorboards
I've got fecking concrete floors "easier for you to hide bodies under | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling
Paul what colours your BMX?
I manage two knock two off their bike in whitby. ..a black one and a red fecker "She had to swerve several times before she hit them | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling snogs paul senceless
The wobble's gone... I'm paralysed "So was cosmos after her fight with the table | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
Nowt like the fecking wobble you had before it happened that was caused by your wobbly floorboards
I've got fecking concrete floors "Bally hard on the old knees..... | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
Nowt like the fecking wobble you had before it happened that was caused by your wobbly floorboards
I've got fecking concrete floors
Bally hard on the old knees....."tie cushions on em | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
Nowt like the fecking wobble you had before it happened that was caused by your wobbly floorboards
I've got fecking concrete floors easier for you to hide bodies under"Nah theirs a fecker lives below | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling snogs paul senceless
The wobble's gone... I'm paralysed
So was cosmos after her fight with the table"Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting? | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling
Paul what colours your BMX?
I manage two knock two off their bike in whitby. ..a black one and a red fecker
It's my son's, black & pink monsters high bmx
Lucky escape for you answer your son's bike then "He wanted a bike for his birthday, it was the cheapest I could get from eBay within a few miles of me at £12. I couldn't afford to be picky | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
Nowt like the fecking wobble you had before it happened that was caused by your wobbly floorboards
I've got fecking concrete floors
Bally hard on the old knees.....tie cushions on em"Now you tell me | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
Nowt like the fecking wobble you had before it happened that was caused by your wobbly floorboards
I've got fecking concrete floors
Bally hard on the old knees....."Oi I've got super duper lino ffs | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling
Paul what colours your BMX?
I manage two knock two off their bike in whitby. ..a black one and a red fecker
It's my son's, black & pink monsters high bmx
Lucky escape for you answer your son's bike then
He wanted a bike for his birthday, it was the cheapest I could get from eBay within a few miles of me at £12. I couldn't afford to be picky "Aw go on then I'm pleased I missed your son's bike... | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
Nowt like the fecking wobble you had before it happened that was caused by your wobbly floorboards
I've got fecking concrete floors
Bally hard on the old knees.....
Oi I've got super duper lino ffs "you said you had waist high shagging pile carpet | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling snogs paul senceless
The wobble's gone... I'm paralysed
So was cosmos after her fight with the table
Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting?"Yes Cosmos, I watched a very interesting show, on BBC1 at 6.35. | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress? "shes using it for her false teef and leg | |||
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"Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting?" Dah dah dah dah Duh duh duh Dah dah dah dah duh | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress? shes using it for her false teef and leg"Haha | |||
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"Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting? Dah dah dah dah Duh duh duh Dah dah dah dah duh" I name that tune in one..... | |||
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"Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting? Dah dah dah dah Duh duh duh Dah dah dah dah duh I name that tune in one..... "Star wars imperial March? | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling snogs paul senceless
The wobble's gone... I'm paralysed
So was cosmos after her fight with the table
Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting?
Yes Cosmos, I watched a very interesting show, on BBC1 at 6.35. "Did you? We watched something really good too. Now what was it called? Something come d.... Oh it's just on the tip of my tongue...ummmmm....Oh yes it was come dine with me. | |||
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"Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting? Dah dah dah dah Duh duh duh Dah dah dah dah duh I name that tune in one.....
Star wars imperial March?"Aw, beat me to it Paul! | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling snogs paul senceless
The wobble's gone... I'm paralysed
So was cosmos after her fight with the table
Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting?
Yes Cosmos, I watched a very interesting show, on BBC1 at 6.35.
Did you? We watched something really good too. Now what was it called? Something come d.... Oh it's just on the tip of my tongue...ummmmm....Oh yes it was come dine with me. "Hahaha | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress? shes using it for her false teef and leg" | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
Nowt like the fecking wobble you had before it happened that was caused by your wobbly floorboards
I've got fecking concrete floors
Bally hard on the old knees.....
Oi I've got super duper lino ffs you said you had waist high shagging pile carpet"Oh | |||
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"Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting? Dah dah dah dah Duh duh duh Dah dah dah dah duh" Voddys the fecker still getting in ffs | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress? "Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie. | |||
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"Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting? Dah dah dah dah Duh duh duh Dah dah dah dah duh I name that tune in one.....
Star wars imperial March?"That's the one | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling snogs paul senceless
The wobble's gone... I'm paralysed
So was cosmos after her fight with the table
Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting?
Yes Cosmos, I watched a very interesting show, on BBC1 at 6.35.
Did you? We watched something really good too. Now what was it called? Something come d.... Oh it's just on the tip of my tongue...ummmmm....Oh yes it was come dine with me. "Jeez you had me shitting myself there | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie. "It will hold your teeth in it well | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie. "Oh thank you..I was kinda hoping that would be the case! | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well "Cheeky bugger! | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger! "Nice and sparkly though | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though "Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it! | |||
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"Ok, I have to get dinner ready, as there is another special program I need to watch later! "I'm watching country file too | |||
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"I'm home and have survived the ordeal
If Mistress mentions her coffee table, it was like that when I found it propped up on bricks ?
Ummmmm......maybe.......it might have a slight wobble now
I know the feeling snogs paul senceless
The wobble's gone... I'm paralysed
So was cosmos after her fight with the table
Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting?
Yes Cosmos, I watched a very interesting show, on BBC1 at 6.35.
Did you? We watched something really good too. Now what was it called? Something come d.... Oh it's just on the tip of my tongue...ummmmm....Oh yes it was come dine with me.
Jeez you had me shitting myself there "Tee hee | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it! "Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit. | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit. "to holloway | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit. "Oi do I need a passport? | |||
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"Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting? Dah dah dah dah Duh duh duh Dah dah dah dah duh I name that tune in one.....
Star wars imperial March?
That's the one "I only know of it from toy story 2, I prefer trek | |||
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"Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting? Dah dah dah dah Duh duh duh Dah dah dah dah duh I name that tune in one.....
Star wars imperial March?
That's the one
I only know of it from toy story 2, I prefer trek "Just been talking to my mate who's in brid for the weekend...a bit off topic but he reckons there's a great car boot sale there...you been to it? | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? "yes and visa | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa"That's me fecked | |||
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"Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting? Dah dah dah dah Duh duh duh Dah dah dah dah duh I name that tune in one.....
Star wars imperial March?
That's the one
I only know of it from toy story 2, I prefer trek
Just been talking to my mate who's in brid for the weekend...a bit off topic but he reckons there's a great car boot sale there...you been to it?"Never heard about it, too far from me. | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked "its your own fault for being up in front the beak | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked "I told you. I can smuggle you over the border. I speak the lingo and evryfing | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked its your own fault for being up in front the beak"It's alright _oddy I've got it covered. After all, I'm a southerner infiltrating the north | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked its your own fault for being up in front the beak"Who the feck told you about that...had better not been that fecking dash | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked
I told you. I can smuggle you over the border. I speak the lingo and evryfing "I won't fit in that fecking bag though | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked its your own fault for being up in front the beak
It's alright _oddy I've got it covered. After all, I'm a southerner infiltrating the north "I infiltrated a Southerner last night though | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked
I told you. I can smuggle you over the border. I speak the lingo and evryfing
I won't fit in that fecking bag though "roll you in the carpet and hide you that way | |||
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"Sooooooo, what did everyone watch on TV last night? Anything interesting? Dah dah dah dah Duh duh duh Dah dah dah dah duh I name that tune in one.....
Star wars imperial March?
Aw, beat me to it Paul! "No, that’s... Dah dah dah - dah de dah, dah de dah | |||
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"Ok, I have to get dinner ready, as there is another special program I need to watch later!
I'm watching country file too "The “Ramble” on Countryfile making for a touching episode. | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked
I told you. I can smuggle you over the border. I speak the lingo and evryfing
I won't fit in that fecking bag though roll you in the carpet and hide you that way"Only got lino anyone got a Philips screwdriver I can borrow for my table? | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked its your own fault for being up in front the beak
It's alright _oddy I've got it covered. After all, I'm a southerner infiltrating the north
I infiltrated a Southerner last night though " | |||
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"Ok, I have to get dinner ready, as there is another special program I need to watch later!
I'm watching country file too
The “Ramble” on Countryfile making for a touching episode. "Shucks I fecking forgot about that doh  | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked
I told you. I can smuggle you over the border. I speak the lingo and evryfing
I won't fit in that fecking bag though roll you in the carpet and hide you that way"Or an invisibility cloak | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked
I told you. I can smuggle you over the border. I speak the lingo and evryfing
I won't fit in that fecking bag though roll you in the carpet and hide you that way
Only got lino anyone got a Philips screwdriver I can borrow for my table? " | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked
I told you. I can smuggle you over the border. I speak the lingo and evryfing
I won't fit in that fecking bag though roll you in the carpet and hide you that way
Or an invisibility cloak "You have all the good ideas | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked
I told you. I can smuggle you over the border. I speak the lingo and evryfing
I won't fit in that fecking bag though roll you in the carpet and hide you that way
Only got lino anyone got a Philips screwdriver I can borrow for my table? "You sure it isn't posi-drive? | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked
I told you. I can smuggle you over the border. I speak the lingo and evryfing
I won't fit in that fecking bag though roll you in the carpet and hide you that way
Only got lino anyone got a Philips screwdriver I can borrow for my table?
You sure it isn't posi-drive?"Arnt they the same | |||
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"Cosmos, did you leave the sparkly bag with Mistress?
Unfortunately, it wasn't quite the right shade so she said you can have it Samiss. How generous is that? She is such a sweetie.
It will hold your teeth in it well
Cheeky bugger!
Nice and sparkly though
Gorgeous...I'll 'ave it!
Fantastic, I'll keep it nice and safe for you until we can arrange a visit.
Oi do I need a passport? yes and visa
That's me fecked
I told you. I can smuggle you over the border. I speak the lingo and evryfing
I won't fit in that fecking bag though roll you in the carpet and hide you that way
Only got lino anyone got a Philips screwdriver I can borrow for my table?
You sure it isn't posi-drive?
Arnt they the same "No! | |||
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"Ok, I have to get dinner ready, as there is another special program I need to watch later!
I'm watching country file too
The “Ramble” on Countryfile making for a touching episode.
Shucks I fecking forgot about that doh "Tough as nails those ramblers. | |||
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