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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

How much could the person above charge for sex

Keep it lighthearted and fun

I'm thinking "2 penny chews" type of comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of champers and a massage

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"A bottle of champers and a massage

Blimey I'll accept that offer, I'll offer you a bag of chips ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings."

I don’t share my pork scratchings.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.

I don’t share my pork scratchings. "

I think Estella would do it for a bag of pork scratchings and a can of special brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.

I don’t share my pork scratchings.

I think Estella would do it for a bag of pork scratchings and a can of special brew

I hate special brew. Stop it for a pint of Aspell and some p/s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.

I don’t share my pork scratchings.

I think Estella would do it for a bag of pork scratchings and a can of special brew

I hate special brew. Stop it for a pint of Aspell and some p/s.

*swop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orgasm?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I reckon Estella would be swayed into pretty much anything for a good cheeseboard.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Im afraid ... I dont come cheap.......im high maintenance

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"I reckon Estella would be swayed into pretty much anything for a good cheeseboard.

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100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of champers and a massage

Blimey I'll accept that offer, I'll offer you a bag of chips ?

don't eat chips I'm watching my weight

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By *manda24tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Thurrock

"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.

I don’t share my pork scratchings. "

Must say great makeup job, and I don't share pork scratchings either

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"A bottle of champers and a massage

Blimey I'll accept that offer, I'll offer you a bag of chips ?

don't eat chips I'm watching my weight

We can work it off in a steamy session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bag of Haribos but minus the cola bottles

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Im afraid ... I dont come cheap.......im high maintenance"

Faggots and peas should do it for a Dudley girl ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of champers and a massage

Blimey I'll accept that offer, I'll offer you a bag of chips ?

don't eat chips I'm watching my weight

We can work it off in a steamy session

A wink and a nod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon Estella would be swayed into pretty much anything for a good cheeseboard.

So. Fricking. True.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Timothy Taylors will do me quite nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon Estella would be swayed into pretty much anything for a good cheeseboard.

So. Fricking. True."

good cheeseboard and bottle of port if she does well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.

I don’t share my pork scratchings.

Must say great makeup job, and I don't share pork scratchings either

Thanks, I got it done at the Clarins counter — I’m all fingers and thumbs when I do my own makeup.

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By *manda24tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Thurrock

"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.

I don’t share my pork scratchings.

Must say great makeup job, and I don't share pork scratchings either

Thanks, I got it done at the Clarins counter — I’m all fingers and thumbs when I do my own makeup.

Well is impressive, personally I'd go for the glamorous Vamp look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.

I don’t share my pork scratchings.

Must say great makeup job, and I don't share pork scratchings either

Thanks, I got it done at the Clarins counter — I’m all fingers and thumbs when I do my own makeup.

Well is impressive, personally I'd go for the glamorous Vamp look

Are you saying I don’t look glam?! Pfffft.

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By *manda24tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Thurrock

"Im afraid ... I dont come cheap.......im high maintenance

Faggots and peas should do it for a Dudley girl ?

Oh no he didn't .......!!! Stands back and waits for the fireworks hehe

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By *manda24tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Thurrock

"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.

I don’t share my pork scratchings.

Must say great makeup job, and I don't share pork scratchings either

Thanks, I got it done at the Clarins counter — I’m all fingers and thumbs when I do my own makeup.

Well is impressive, personally I'd go for the glamorous Vamp look

Are you saying I don’t look glam?! Pfffft.

Well erm erm, it's just you got something in your teeth and it's definitely not a pork scratching,

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By *manda24tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Thurrock

"How much could the person above charge for sex

Keep it lighthearted and fun

I'm thinking "2 penny chews" type of comment "

Back to the original question, erm thinking would be more likely the other way round, cos after all all ladies like milk tray and pork scratchings........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok forget the pork scratchings just a kitkat. My God you women are tight....well I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packet of chocolate digestives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok forget the pork scratchings just a kitkat. My God you women are tight....well I hope so

A can of 7up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between 6th and Broadway.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"Im afraid ... I dont come cheap.......im high maintenance

Faggots and peas should do it for a Dudley girl ?

Oh you smooth talker you ...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Charge? I'm happy to give it away for free, well maybe a bag of Tangfastics

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fresh cherry pie with squinty cream and custard

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Between 6th and Broadway."

I’d give him a sherbet dibdab and a fluffy polomint out of my cardi pocket

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"A fresh cherry pie with squinty cream and custard "

Squinty cream

did you get that from the opticians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle of champers and a massage

Blimey I'll accept that offer, I'll offer you a bag of chips ?

don't eat chips I'm watching my weight

We can work it off in a steamy session

Done!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£20.00

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings."

Sounds like one that you'd get before and one what you'd get afterwards if you're not careful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoe laces

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Shoe laces

Liquorice ones or he sort that keep your shoes on

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

BURGESS HILL

A pack of quavers and a pack of Sour Skittles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pack of quavers and a pack of Sour Skittles"

Whatever he wants. Ill pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not only am I already rich beyond my wildest dreams My IQ surpasses the sort of intellect is so superior I would never ask such a bloody stupid question Sam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give me a nice cup of tea and good conversation, im easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£4.27

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Between 6th and Broadway."

Rumrunner should charge a bottle of sun lotion for his garden sunbathing sessions. And a pack of desperado beers

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£30 and a Nando’s meal ? I have the funds look me up x

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Pack of haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x"

Bag of twiglets

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x

Bag of twiglets "

Bottle of Bucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x

Bag of twiglets

Bottle of Bucky "

Have a little more class man !! Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x

Bag of twiglets

Bottle of Bucky "

Two penny chews.

Only partially masticated.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x

Bag of twiglets

Bottle of Bucky

Two penny chews.

Only partially masticated.

Can we share, I like a bit of mutual mastication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x

Bag of twiglets

Bottle of Bucky

Two penny chews.

Only partially masticated.

Can we share, I like a bit of mutual mastication

Gawd. That reminded me of schoolyard romance sharing a chewing gum.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x

Bag of twiglets

Bottle of Bucky

Two penny chews.

Only partially masticated.

Can we share, I like a bit of mutual mastication

Gawd. That reminded me of schoolyard romance sharing a chewing gum.

The sort of kiss where you wonder where your gum went after it finishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x

Bag of twiglets

Bottle of Bucky

Two penny chews.

Only partially masticated.

Can we share, I like a bit of mutual mastication

Gawd. That reminded me of schoolyard romance sharing a chewing gum.

The sort of kiss where you wonder where your gum went after it finishes

that probing tongue that seeks it out and then it’s gone

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.

I don’t share my pork scratchings.

I think Estella would do it for a bag of pork scratchings and a can of special brew

I hate special brew. Stop it for a pint of Aspell and some p/s.

*swop "

swap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£7,483

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£7,483"

Thre'pence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£7,483

Thre'pence "

€7 and a Crunchie

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By *taceylacyCouple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

Bottle of Smirnoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of Smirnoff"

A pair of rebock classics , 20/20 (strawberry) and a 6pc chicken McNuggets meal...x 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of Smirnoff

A pair of rebock classics , 20/20 (strawberry) and a 6pc chicken McNuggets meal...x 2"

£6.50, bottle of wine, a pizza and 1 single chewing gum

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

He'd shag anyone for free

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

This Sam chap would do it for a portion of chips and curry on a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This Sam chap would do it for a portion of chips and curry on a night out

A pat on the head and a well done after

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"This Sam chap would do it for a portion of chips and curry on a night out

A pat on the head and a well done after

so true

Can I have a round of applause as well ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This Sam chap would do it for a portion of chips and curry on a night out

A pat on the head and a well done after

so true

Can I have a round of applause as well ?"

Bottle of white wine i'd let awoman do me for

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

Back in the day i used to make up a mixtape... does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This Sam chap would do it for a portion of chips and curry on a night out

A pat on the head and a well done after

so true

Can I have a round of applause as well ?"

It depends how well you perform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go bust with all the refunds

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"This Sam chap would do it for a portion of chips and curry on a night out

A pat on the head and a well done after

so true

Can I have a round of applause as well ?

It depends how well you perform

Don't be so judgemental,

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Back in the day i used to make up a mixtape... does that count?"

I did that for girls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person above would have to pay anyone else I think

Sorry Hun x

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Lost cause, couldn't even pay for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost cause, couldn't even pay for it"

You wouldn't have to pay me

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Lost cause, couldn't even pay for it

You wouldn't have to pay me

Awwww thank you kind lady that's very kind xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost cause, couldn't even pay for it

You wouldn't have to pay me

Quite a lot I'd imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint and a kebab chaser

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"A pint and a kebab chaser "

Compliments and a bag of chips

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

A good meal in a restaurant

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate

A McDonald’s sausage McMuffin meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lost cause, couldn't even pay for it

You wouldn't have to pay me

Awwww thank you kind lady that's very kind xx

That's me

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

I want battered chips now .....

Forget the sex ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want battered chips now .....

Forget the sex ..

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6 melons and clotted cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want battered chips now .....

Forget the sex ..

A full meal. Wined and dined and the hotel room payed for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of Baileys and enough Maltesers to fill a bath tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint and a kebab chaser "

Well that is the going rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just lie down and be grateful'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice bottle of wine and some lovely conversation x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 gummybears for a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice bottle of wine and some lovely conversation x"

Pasty and a cup of tea

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Yorkshire tea with 2 sweeteners and a pack of chocolate hobnobs

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

2 pints of larger and a packet of crisps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire tea with 2 sweeteners and a pack of chocolate hobnobs"

buckfast n chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Lindt chocolate ball....you'd actually be very flattered if you knew how much I like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice bottle of wine and some lovely conversation x

Pasty and a cup of tea"

Oh we are loving you

when can you pop round, kettles on x

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

Massive sized yorkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 bob and a blackbirds egg!!!!!!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

"10 bob and a blackbirds egg!!!!!!

One bottle of... Jim Beam

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

Jim beam

A pair of fully fashioned stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 curly wurlies... Can't expect you to share one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 curly wurlies... Can't expect you to share one

thank for lidl..am bring ya the cheapest chocs from classy germany

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