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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Attention I know my profile can do with alot off the right now and would like some ideas from the worman what draws you to a guys profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good profile picture, not of a cock. A profile that is about one paragraph, not too long not too short. A little information on what the guy is into sexually. A little bit of humour. XXX

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

We never look at a guys profile unless we have received a message or responded in the forums.

Winks (Don't see the point)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good profile picture, not of a cock. A profile that is about one paragraph, not too long not too short. A little information on what the guy is into sexually. A little bit of humour. XXX"

What denotes a good profile photo? My original one was a black and white one of me topless from the side, but I shopped it so the tattoo is in colour. I figured that would make it stand out. Alas, no. I thought I would change it to the current one I have now, because topless photos are ten a penny here, and a regular photo of me might stand out better. So far, not really any difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only good advice I can give you is to make a start at a swingers club. Then take it from there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attention I know my profile can do with alot off the right now and would like some ideas from the worman what draws you to a guys profile "

I would say your profile picture is fine, but your profile is very bland. You only have one picture which is another topless pic, might as well not have it because it's your profile picture.

Add more, show character.

Your username would put girls off... freak (to me) sounds a little crazy therefore I wouldn't feel I could trust him. So change it to something that relates to what you enjoy about sex.

I would say write a bit more about what you enjoy to do during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, don't belive it!

It has got nothing to do with what you write, the photos you put on - or not, your height, your feet, whether you have a dog, or if prefer brown sauce over red sauce and are willing to declare this in your profile text.

It is the nature of this site, nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I would say write a bit more about what you enjoy to do during sex. "

This could be good good advice and I might follow on it when I get home


"No, don't belive it!

It has got nothing to do with what you write, the photos you put on - or not, your height, your feet, whether you have a dog, or if prefer brown sauce over red sauce and are willing to declare this in your profile text.

It is the nature of this site, nothing else. "

This is highly possibly very true. The problem that all us men have is that we're competing with hundreds of other men who think it is ok to send dick photos and oneliners that are grim as fuck (one of my friends told me that she got one recently saying "ready yourself for the facial"). Women can get over three hundred messages a day, and most of them are of this nature. Unfortunately we can get lost in a sea of messages. Women might just not reply to men who send very courteous messages that they aren't interested in, sheerly because they have a colossal list of messages still to go through. I guess perseverance and hope are the two things needed to get somewhere on this site. Apparently varification are a good thing, as is word of mouth from people, on someone being good in meets, but unfortunately, you have to get the meets first, so that for us both seems like a perpetually unattainable cycle of disappointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show some character, be a person not just a picture on a screen. A profile is a mere glimpse, get on the forums, so we can see what you're really like. Make us laugh make us cry (perhaps not cry) etc etc. Same as you would 'get to the ladys' In real life .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a club work well. Ugh ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of cake and some sparkly stuff under a box, hold one end of said box up with a stick and to this stick tie a long piece of string, the other end of the string leave in a suitable hiding place for when your ready to trigger the trap. when your desired woman goes to see what's so shiny and tasty looking then you just pull as hard as you can on that string and you'll have yourself a lady in a box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And stop calling them wormen. Sounds like a race of worm people. Women don't have tunnelling abilities and tend to travel over land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piece of cake and some sparkly stuff under a box, hold one end of said box up with a stick and to this stick tie a long piece of string, the other end of the string leave in a suitable hiding place for when your ready to trigger the trap. when your desired woman goes to see what's so shiny and tasty looking then you just pull as hard as you can on that string and you'll have yourself a lady in a box "

Pop a kitten in there too, just to make the bait is taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piece of cake and some sparkly stuff under a box, hold one end of said box up with a stick and to this stick tie a long piece of string, the other end of the string leave in a suitable hiding place for when your ready to trigger the trap. when your desired woman goes to see what's so shiny and tasty looking then you just pull as hard as you can on that string and you'll have yourself a lady in a box

Pop a kitten in there too, just to make the bait is taken"
last time I did that it kept wondering off

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piece of cake and some sparkly stuff under a box, hold one end of said box up with a stick and to this stick tie a long piece of string, the other end of the string leave in a suitable hiding place for when your ready to trigger the trap. when your desired woman goes to see what's so shiny and tasty looking then you just pull as hard as you can on that string and you'll have yourself a lady in a box

Pop a kitten in there too, just to make the bait is takenlast time I did that it kept wondering off "

more kittens are needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chloroform "

For the kittens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piece of cake and some sparkly stuff under a box, hold one end of said box up with a stick and to this stick tie a long piece of string, the other end of the string leave in a suitable hiding place for when your ready to trigger the trap. when your desired woman goes to see what's so shiny and tasty looking then you just pull as hard as you can on that string and you'll have yourself a lady in a box

Pop a kitten in there too, just to make the bait is takenlast time I did that it kept wondering off

more kittens are needed"

*leaves to get a much bigger box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piece of cake and some sparkly stuff under a box, hold one end of said box up with a stick and to this stick tie a long piece of string, the other end of the string leave in a suitable hiding place for when your ready to trigger the trap. when your desired woman goes to see what's so shiny and tasty looking then you just pull as hard as you can on that string and you'll have yourself a lady in a box "

You had me at cake

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