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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

come back from walking the dogs... decided to take a short cut down off the hills..... threw the dogs over a barbed wire fence.....then climbed over ... not as flexible as I used to be....now have very sore testicles.....

OUCH!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....and suddenly finding themselves in mid air the dog's thought - hope he catches his bollox on the barbed wire fence.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....and suddenly finding themselves in mid air the dog's thought - hope he catches his bollox on the barbed wire fence....."

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them little pricks cause alot of problems

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

PMSL..... sorry Stu x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ach never mind Stu, sure there's someone will kiss them better for you. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is changing his abode title to "pleaselick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story a friend told me that a guy went over some metal fencing the one with the three spikes at the top , and he fell looking down he saw his shorts had ripped and he had blood pouring from his groin, on inspection his ball bag was ripped open and to top it off the testicle was still hanging from the spike Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great balls of wire xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....and suddenly finding themselves in mid air the dog's thought - hope he catches his bollox on the barbed wire fence....."
LOL !

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

man up Stu for goodness sake.. it was only a little barbed wire and testicles..

bring back national service to toughen up the lads..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"True story a friend told me that a guy went over some metal fencing the one with the three spikes at the top , and he fell looking down he saw his shorts had ripped and he had blood pouring from his groin, on inspection his ball bag was ripped open and to top it off the testicle was still hanging from the spike Ouch

OoOOOOO Even my tummy turned reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some threads should carry a public health warning ... I'm sat here fookin wincin in sympathy with Stu and the guy who left one of his nads on a fence.

Some things just aren't funny - but this isn't one of them. hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually remembered this without auto-cue, which kinda suggests things about me I’d rather weren’t true … but hey-hoe… baby I was born this way!!!!,,,

When I was young I had no sense. I caught my balls on a barbed wire fence.

When I got home I got a shock when I found only one ball left under my cock.

So back to the fence I did go,,, to find my other ball, you’ll be glad to know….

I took it to the doctor, who shook her head,,, and gave me tablets and said there-there-there…. You’ll be fine dear!!!!

OMG … we were easily amused back than!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and ...........it wasnt true about hitler and his balls

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