FabSwingers.com forum: The official MrMonkey vs Mr Moriarty bum off thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After someone called for a bum off between myself and Mr Moriarty (prettyboy buttercup as like to call him

) it's here for you to decide. Cast your votes people

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh. What if I like someone else's bum?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Bum off. Is that really what you want to call it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrMonkey, gorgeous thighs. Mr Moriarty wins for me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its only fair you make your bum pic public so we can have a closer look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think its only fair you make your bum pic public so we can have a closer look

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh. What if I like someone else's bum?"

Funky Monkey’s bum

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Bum off!

It’s MrMonkey for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a bloody genius sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a bloody genius sometimes

Loving your work! Well played

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A bum off? There's a fart joke to be made in here lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"After someone called for a bum off between myself and Mr Moriarty (prettyboy buttercup as like to call him

) it's here for you to decide. Cast your votes people

Disappointed...Thought it was Funky Monkey...Sorry fellas his is an arse and a half!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Oh. What if I like someone else's bum?

Funky Monkey’s bum

See I'm not the only admirer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Mr Monkey but your pic is blurry. By default Mr Moriarty gets my vote.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oh. What if I like someone else's bum?

Funky Monkey’s bum

See I'm not the only admirer!

Another one here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm saying nowt

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh. What if I like someone else's bum?

Funky Monkey’s bum

Another good one but not my fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they need to be pushed together for a proper comparison, and have a good sharp slap or two to check firmness. Only then could I decide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappointed that this thread isn't what I was expecting

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Is this about a sequel to Brokeback Mountain ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Oh. What if I like someone else's bum?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slips quietly away into the sunset

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

"I think they need to be pushed together for a proper comparison, and have a good sharp slap or two to check firmness. Only then could I decide.

Can I help you please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum off. Is that really what you want to call it

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By *ature studentsCouple
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth Dorset.

My hubbys bum is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen Mr. Moriarty's bum in person, so it's fair that he has my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they need to be pushed together for a proper comparison, and have a good sharp slap or two to check firmness. Only then could I decide.

Can I help you please?"

Left or right cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll vote both

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Is this about a sequel to Brokeback Mountain ?

It’s what a lot of us were hoping for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a bloody genius sometimes

Loving your work! Well played

Thank you I am rather proud haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disappointed that this thread isn't what I was expecting

Intrigued as to what you were expecting? Maybe we can make it happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disappointed that this thread isn't what I was expecting

Intrigued as to what you were expecting? Maybe we can make it happen

Nah I know MrMonkey, there's no way what's in my head would actually happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm saying nowt

Bloody hell PP that’s one hell of a shaving cut you’ve given yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After someone called for a bum off between myself and Mr Moriarty (prettyboy buttercup as like to call him

) it's here for you to decide. Cast your votes people

Need more evidence gents...grabs popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after studying both of them and seeing them in the flesh (clothed) I vote mr monkey. He fills out a pair of jeans to perfection x

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

More pics needed to decide !

Both very sexy hot butts

BUT there are quite a few hot butts

on here to be fair !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Monkey every single time for me... X

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Seeing as I'll get my hands on Mr Moriarty's bum tomorrow it's a no brainer....I vote for his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After someone called for a bum off between myself and Mr Moriarty (prettyboy buttercup as like to call him

) it's here for you to decide. Cast your votes people

Monkey you win my vote babe every time xx

MrsK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disappointed that this thread isn't what I was expecting

Intrigued as to what you were expecting? Maybe we can make it happen

Nah I know MrMonkey, there's no way what's in my head would actually happen

Please pm me haha

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I think we should be celebrating the male form in all it's variations rather than pitching against each other. Male bum fest all round please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh. What if I like someone else's bum?

Funky Monkey’s bum

Another good one but not my fave "

Who’s the owner of your favourite bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should be celebrating the male form in all it's variations rather than pitching against each other. Male bum fest all round please

Shocking behavior objectivising mens rear ends! I'm throwing away my trousers in protest

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I think we should be celebrating the male form in all it's variations rather than pitching against each other. Male bum fest all round please

Shocking behavior objectivising mens rear ends! I'm throwing away my trousers in protest

I'm so glad you're protesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm greedy I like both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum off...... sounds like an insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are plenty of nice bums on here

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

"Bum off...... sounds like an insult

Bet nice ass you have

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

"I think they need to be pushed together for a proper comparison, and have a good sharp slap or two to check firmness. Only then could I decide.

Can I help you please?

Left or right cheek

I'll take the right and you can do the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Mr Monkey's glutes look tighter. Does that make him a better thruster? I love a firm tush to grab hold of.

Mr Monkey wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither...I won't be massaging any egos

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There's not that many bum pics on Mr Moriartys profile. Mr Monkeys looks bigger with more roundness to the cheeks so out of the 2 I'll say his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All very flattering and thank you so much to the ladies that voted for me, I really do appreciate it. However I can't help feel my rear end is best enjoyed in isolation.

So it's with a heavy heart that I'm going to withdraw my posterior from competition, put it out to pasture and let it slide back into anonymity.

Now who's up for a cock off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked for more bums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should be celebrating the male form in all it's variations rather than pitching against each other. Male bum fest all round please

I agree there, I love a nice firm bottom x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All very flattering and thank you so much to the ladies that voted for me, I really do appreciate it. However I can't help feel my rear end is best enjoyed in isolation.

So it's with a heavy heart that I'm going to withdraw my posterior from competition, put it out to pasture and let it slide back into anonymity.

Now who's up for a cock off?"

Cock off you say?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Someone asked for more bums?"

Ooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum off. Is that really what you want to call it

sounds pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mens bottoms are best in a womans grip - stopping the fella from getting away

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hmm, two very nice bums!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Both chaps have very nice buns but, if I have to choose, it's the Moriarty one

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I would say mr moriarty's is most homo friendly. If i had to fuck one, that would be it. But its more the pose than the actual arse.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"mens bottoms are best in a womans grip - stopping the fella from getting away

My sentiments exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mens bottoms are best in a womans grip - stopping the fella from getting away

Best have a good feel at the social then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All very flattering and thank you so much to the ladies that voted for me, I really do appreciate it. However I can't help feel my rear end is best enjoyed in isolation.

So it's with a heavy heart that I'm going to withdraw my posterior from competition, put it out to pasture and let it slide back into anonymity.

Now who's up for a cock off?

Cock off you say?

Oooo cock off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the latest mr Monkey pictures whats with all the clothes

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"All very flattering and thank you so much to the ladies that voted for me, I really do appreciate it. However I can't help feel my rear end is best enjoyed in isolation.

So it's with a heavy heart that I'm going to withdraw my posterior from competition, put it out to pasture and let it slide back into anonymity.

Now who's up for a cock off?

Cock off you say?

Oooo cock off

Yay I vote for a cock off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All very flattering and thank you so much to the ladies that voted for me, I really do appreciate it. However I can't help feel my rear end is best enjoyed in isolation.

So it's with a heavy heart that I'm going to withdraw my posterior from competition, put it out to pasture and let it slide back into anonymity.

Now who's up for a cock off?

Cock off you say?

Oooo cock off

Yay I vote for a cock off

Cock off is definitely not happening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the latest mr Monkey pictures whats with all the clothes

Training naked is frowned upon

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All very flattering and thank you so much to the ladies that voted for me, I really do appreciate it. However I can't help feel my rear end is best enjoyed in isolation.

So it's with a heavy heart that I'm going to withdraw my posterior from competition, put it out to pasture and let it slide back into anonymity.

Now who's up for a cock off?

Cock off you say?

Oooo cock off

Yay I vote for a cock off

Cock off is definitely not happening

That means Mr Moriarty wins the cock competition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All very flattering and thank you so much to the ladies that voted for me, I really do appreciate it. However I can't help feel my rear end is best enjoyed in isolation.

So it's with a heavy heart that I'm going to withdraw my posterior from competition, put it out to pasture and let it slide back into anonymity.

Now who's up for a cock off?

Cock off you say?

Oooo cock off

Yay I vote for a cock off

Cock off is definitely not happening

That means Mr Moriarty wins the cock competition "

My chopper is for private viewing by appointment only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All very flattering and thank you so much to the ladies that voted for me, I really do appreciate it. However I can't help feel my rear end is best enjoyed in isolation.

So it's with a heavy heart that I'm going to withdraw my posterior from competition, put it out to pasture and let it slide back into anonymity.

Now who's up for a cock off?

Cock off you say?

Oooo cock off

Yay I vote for a cock off

Cock off is definitely not happening

That means Mr Moriarty wins the cock competition

My chopper is for private viewing by appointment only

You got any cancellations?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"In the latest mr Monkey pictures whats with all the clothes

I know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the latest mr Monkey pictures whats with all the clothes

I know!

You bloody women

I do have to wear clothes at certain times you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the latest mr Monkey pictures whats with all the clothes

I know!

You bloody women

I do have to wear clothes at certain times you know

So he can have them peeled off him seductively

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Pah!! Amateurs...can they do heart shaped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pah!! Amateurs...can they do heart shaped?

That's a neat trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pah!! Amateurs...can they do heart shaped?

Ooo my favorite shape

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