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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A cheese shaped Mirowave oven that fits in corners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they didn’t need ventilation all round then I think it’s possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they didn’t need ventilation all round then I think it’s possible "

Microwaves don't need ventilation all round, and ventilation could be on top as opposed to on the sides. So wedge shaped could work in theory...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If they didn’t need ventilation all round then I think it’s possible "

Stinking Bishop ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they didn’t need ventilation all round then I think it’s possible "

Modern ones are not fan cooled the turntable could be twice the circumference and the functional apatite could be as deep as your wall units would allow .... not to mention easier to clean ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coathangers that clip together instead of tangling into a spiders web whenever you have more than two within inches of each other.

I am sure my hangers are on fab and regularly arrange orgies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they didn’t need ventilation all round then I think it’s possible

Microwaves don't need ventilation all round, and ventilation could be on top as opposed to on the sides. So wedge shaped could work in theory... "

Our microwaves have always had a small plastic footing to stop you putting it flush against the wall, leaving about an inch gap at the back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Forumite I give you this idea as a parting gift

I'm leaving you know to concentrate on my charity work .....

Oops I never meant to mention my charity work .,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they didn’t need ventilation all round then I think it’s possible

Microwaves don't need ventilation all round, and ventilation could be on top as opposed to on the sides. So wedge shaped could work in theory...

Our microwaves have always had a small plastic footing to stop you putting it flush against the wall, leaving about an inch gap at the back."

Gaps are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is this thing? A wedge is half a square/rectangle so in theory, it's half the size of a current standard microwave. If you made it to hold the same volume, that takes up the same space on a worktop anyway....You've not thought this through have you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big is this thing? A wedge is half a square/rectangle so in theory, it's half the size of a current standard microwave. If you made it to hold the same volume, that takes up the same space on a worktop anyway....You've not thought this through have you? "

In theory the hypotenuse of a right angle equal to the depth of the work top

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyway in a unrelated event ......

I've just returned for a trip to Newcastle to by a satellite phone for Africa .,,,, (I'll be using it for my charity work )

But I was feel a tad gloomy as all pretty young things flaunted their downy skin in the sun.....

So I went to the joke shop to buy some stink bombs and they don't sell them anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, i came into this thread thinking it was something to do with Frank Zappa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway in a unrelated event ......

I've just returned for a trip to Newcastle to by a satellite phone for Africa .,,,, (I'll be using it for my charity work )

But I was feel a tad gloomy as all pretty young things flaunted their downy skin in the sun.....

So I went to the joke shop to buy some stink bombs and they don't sell them anymore "

Did you wear your wig?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn, i came into this thread thinking it was something to do with Frank Zappa "

Do you remember the poster of him taking a shite.......

It cased me a great deal of embarrassment ......

I insisted to my mates that the picture was on David Bedford the middle distance runner,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway in a unrelated event ......

I've just returned for a trip to Newcastle to by a satellite phone for Africa .,,,, (I'll be using it for my charity work )

But I was feel a tad gloomy as all pretty young things flaunted their downy skin in the sun.....

So I went to the joke shop to buy some stink bombs and they don't sell them anymore

Did you wear your wig?"

Like the bald one resembling your real head ......

Sox don't own wigs ..... purely natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn, i came into this thread thinking it was something to do with Frank Zappa

Do you remember the poster of him taking a shite.......

It cased me a great deal of embarrassment ......

I insisted to my mates that the picture was on David Bedford the middle distance runner,,,,, "

I don't need to remember it, it's on the wall in my computer room lol. In my teens my hair was about the same length as Frank's and just as frizzy lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn, i came into this thread thinking it was something to do with Frank Zappa

Do you remember the poster of him taking a shite.......

It cased me a great deal of embarrassment ......

I insisted to my mates that the picture was on David Bedford the middle distance runner,,,,,

I don't need to remember it, it's on the wall in my computer room lol. In my teens my hair was about the same length as Frank's and just as frizzy lol."

Fanny magnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat mincing cat flap would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway in a unrelated event ......

I've just returned for a trip to Newcastle to by a satellite phone for Africa .,,,, (I'll be using it for my charity work )

But I was feel a tad gloomy as all pretty young things flaunted their downy skin in the sun.....

So I went to the joke shop to buy some stink bombs and they don't sell them anymore

Did you wear your wig?

Like the bald one resembling your real head ......

Sox don't own wigs ..... purely natural "

Erm excuse me soxy im a silver fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cat mincing cat flap would be good"

Like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is the plate supposed to spin if it's a triangle??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway in a unrelated event ......

I've just returned for a trip to Newcastle to by a satellite phone for Africa .,,,, (I'll be using it for my charity work )

But I was feel a tad gloomy as all pretty young things flaunted their downy skin in the sun.....

So I went to the joke shop to buy some stink bombs and they don't sell them anymore

Did you wear your wig?

Like the bald one resembling your real head ......

Sox don't own wigs ..... purely natural

Erm excuse me soxy im a silver fox"

Well Basil if you're happy being vermin who am I to say the brush don't fit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How is the plate supposed to spin if it's a triangle?? "

The glass plate id circular be still vastly out measures the conventional type

Now stop arguing with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny magnet "

Who, me or Frank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cat mincing cat flap would be good"

I read a book called "Rouge Cat in the bed " it was written by a guy called Clawd Bawls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fanny magnet

Who, me or Frank "

If the cap fits ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny magnet

Who, me or Frank

If the cap fits ? "

I know Frank was, modesty forbids me to say anything else though

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