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"Are you still here? "I'm here until the witching hour on the 31st ...... pointless having a face like this and wasting that oppertunity 
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"Right that's it I'm off to Newcastle on a shoplifting venture ..... If by any chance this thread is full when I return I will start another one same title ..... For those of you don't understand the premise of the thread I'm leaving the site to continue with my charity work.... I don't normally publically mention about my charity work Feck off yer fecker I'm off for a while...see you on thread 3 or 4 Listen up honcho I expect you to hang on my every word throughout all my threads ........ It will still be running at fecking xmas..Laters blondie " Speaking of which I don't win the lounge dearly departed forumite Christmas event we will never speak again ...... do you understand ? " Think you might have a chance
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"3 threads about you leaving. "What you expect from a drama queen | |||
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"3 threads about you leaving. "She posted more daily of absolute drivel. At least these are about her leaving. Eventually. | |||
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"Good afternoon "Ooooops this isn’t the lounge chat thread, so many parts I got confused | |||
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"Hope you settle a few things in your mind and sort out all the things you plan to do. Read your threads over time and always enjoyed them. I would have messaged but it says im the wrong sex. I hope you come back one day. Best of luck xx Zi "Nothing will stop apart fro a charging Rhino from making a drama infused return when the time is right | |||
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"Noooooo!!! "I'm doing it for Shelley  | |||
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"3 threads about you leaving.
She posted more daily of absolute drivel.
At least these are about her leaving. Eventually. "Don't panic you've only got another 6 "Soxy I'm leaving" threads to go | |||
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"Still here?
False advertising"You didn't read the small print did you ..... Midnight Halloween ...... sigh | |||
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"3 threads about you leaving.
She posted more daily of absolute drivel.
At least these are about her leaving. Eventually. "I've always found her erudite, humorous , intelligent and compassionate. ..... I know that hurts some intellects: they have to keep looking up , poor things. | |||
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"Still here?
False advertising
You didn't read the small print did you .....
Midnight Halloween ...... sigh "I just read the thread title and started to prepare a cake... and a “what did everyone REALLY think of Soxy” thread | |||
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"Still here?
False advertising
You didn't read the small print did you .....
Midnight Halloween ...... sigh
I just read the thread title and started to prepare a cake... and a “what did everyone REALLY think of Soxy” thread "It's less of one thread and more akin to a series of episodes | |||
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"3 threads about you leaving.
She posted more daily of absolute drivel.
At least these are about her leaving. Eventually.
I've always found her erudite, humorous , intelligent and compassionate. ..... I know that hurts some intellects: they have to keep looking up , poor things. "Gwanny you speak with such wisdom ...... You taught me everything I know | |||
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"3 threads about you leaving.
She posted more daily of absolute drivel.
At least these are about her leaving. Eventually.
Don't panic you've only got another 6 "Soxy I'm leaving" threads to go "75% of the posts on those threads is you milking it | |||
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"3 threads about you leaving.
She posted more daily of absolute drivel.
At least these are about her leaving. Eventually.
I've always found her erudite, humorous , intelligent and compassionate. ..... I know that hurts some intellects: they have to keep looking up , poor things. "And last but not least drop dead gorgeous The average hotness of fab will drop dramatically when she eventually goes It will take a dozen stunners to join before we get back to these levels again | |||
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"3 threads about you leaving.
She posted more daily of absolute drivel.
At least these are about her leaving. Eventually.
I've always found her erudite, humorous , intelligent and compassionate. ..... I know that hurts some intellects: they have to keep looking up , poor things. "But granny...soxys a bloke | |||
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"3 threads about you leaving.
She posted more daily of absolute drivel.
At least these are about her leaving. Eventually.
I've always found her erudite, humorous , intelligent and compassionate. ..... I know that hurts some intellects: they have to keep looking up , poor things.
But granny...soxys a bloke"Did you ask an adult about that ? | |||
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Ooooops this isn’t the lounge chat thread, so many parts I got confused
I would have used the term Prevning to denote the time of day ....
I cant help being fickle
It’s definitely evening now "Very true ,,,,,,, I can hear the massing hoards passing too and fro from the harvest illuminations on the coast it sound great.... I went there myself yesterday evening without realising I was wearing tiny micro shorts an 25 den barely black tights ,,,, lol I got lots of smiles lol | |||
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"Why can't you just hide your profile while you're doing your project? "I wish he would just bugger off now hes gettin on my titties | |||
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"Good afternoon
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I would have used the term Prevning to denote the time of day ....
I cant help being fickle
It’s definitely evening now
Very true ,,,,,,, I can hear the massing hoards passing too and fro from the harvest illuminations on the coast it sound great....
I went there myself yesterday evening without realising I was wearing tiny micro shorts an 25 den barely black tights ,,,, lol
I got lots of smiles lol "Fookin attention seekers, haven't you gone yet | |||
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"Good afternoon
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It’s definitely evening now
Very true ,,,,,,, I can hear the massing hoards passing too and fro from the harvest illuminations on the coast it sound great....
I went there myself yesterday evening without realising I was wearing tiny micro shorts an 25 den barely black tights ,,,, lol
I got lots of smiles lol
Fookin attention seekers, haven't you gone yet "You're missing out on life's simple pleasures man ...... smell the roast chestnuts duffus | |||
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"Good afternoon
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It’s definitely evening now
Very true ,,,,,,, I can hear the massing hoards passing too and fro from the harvest illuminations on the coast it sound great....
I went there myself yesterday evening without realising I was wearing tiny micro shorts an 25 den barely black tights ,,,, lol
I got lots of smiles lol
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You're missing out on life's simple pleasures man ...... smell the roast chestnuts duffus "Errrrr you were leaving 7 hours ago, | |||
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"Why can't you just hide your profile while you're doing your project? "We I think I need to change my batteries rather than jut recharging them ..... I've been going through challenging time copping with a life without Shelley at my side ..... Building this school /orphanage for the kids in Africa will help ease the pain ..... for a while anyway xx | |||
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"Good afternoon
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I would have used the term Prevning to denote the time of day ....
I cant help being fickle
It’s definitely evening now
Very true ,,,,,,, I can hear the massing hoards passing too and fro from the harvest illuminations on the coast it sound great....
I went there myself yesterday evening without realising I was wearing tiny micro shorts an 25 den barely black tights ,,,, lol
I got lots of smiles lol
Fookin attention seekers, haven't you gone yet
You're missing out on life's simple pleasures man ...... smell the roast chestnuts duffus
Errrrr you were leaving 7 hours ago, "No fuckwit read the small print I'm departing on a witches broom at midnight October 31st Why do I even bother answering you inane waffling | |||
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"Why can't you just hide your profile while you're doing your project?
We I think I need to change my batteries rather than jut recharging them .....
I've been going through challenging time copping with a life without Shelley at my side .....
Building this school /orphanage for the kids in Africa will help ease the pain ..... for a while anyway
xx "Well I think what you're doing is an amazing thing, it really is. Sorry to here you've had a rough time, I'd like to say time heals but I'm not sure it does anymore. Best of luck with the build. Look after them legs!! | |||
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"Awww take care sausage I how the real world treats you with kindness and compassion Taff and Pooch "Thank-you I'll be the proudest man on earth when we erect the entrance arch for the school /orphanage with a sign dedicated to my soul-mate Shelley,,,,, it's her legacy that building it | |||
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"Good afternoon
Ooooops this isn’t the lounge chat thread, so many parts I got confused
I would have used the term Prevning to denote the time of day ....
I cant help being fickle
It’s definitely evening now
Very true ,,,,,,, I can hear the massing hoards passing too and fro from the harvest illuminations on the coast it sound great....
I went there myself yesterday evening without realising I was wearing tiny micro shorts an 25 den barely black tights ,,,, lol
I got lots of smiles lol
Fookin attention seekers, haven't you gone yet
You're missing out on life's simple pleasures man ...... smell the roast chestnuts duffus
Errrrr you were leaving 7 hours ago,
No fuckwit read the small print
I'm departing on a witches broom at midnight October 31st
Why do I even bother answering you inane waffling "Obviously Its because you can't help yourself and have to have the last word, you'll prove my point by responding to this comment
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"Why can't you just hide your profile while you're doing your project?
We I think I need to change my batteries rather than jut recharging them .....
I've been going through challenging time copping with a life without Shelley at my side .....
Building this school /orphanage for the kids in Africa will help ease the pain ..... for a while anyway
xx
Well I think what you're doing is an amazing thing, it really is. Sorry to here you've had a rough time, I'd like to say time heals but I'm not sure it does anymore.
Best of luck with the build. Look after them legs!! "Time without Shelley is just an obstacle,,,,, we have an eternity together awaiting for us just around the corner | |||
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"Good afternoon
Ooooops this isn’t the lounge chat thread, so many parts I got confused
I would have used the term Prevning to denote the time of day ....
I cant help being fickle
It’s definitely evening now
Very true ,,,,,,, I can hear the massing hoards passing too and fro from the harvest illuminations on the coast it sound great....
I went there myself yesterday evening without realising I was wearing tiny micro shorts an 25 den barely black tights ,,,, lol
I got lots of smiles lol
Fookin attention seekers, haven't you gone yet
You're missing out on life's simple pleasures man ...... smell the roast chestnuts duffus
Errrrr you were leaving 7 hours ago,
No fuckwit read the small print
I'm departing on a witches broom at midnight October 31st
Why do I even bother answering you inane waffling
Obviously Its because you can't help yourself and have to have the last word, you'll prove my point by responding to this comment
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"Good afternoon
Ooooops this isn’t the lounge chat thread, so many parts I got confused
I would have used the term Prevning to denote the time of day ....
I cant help being fickle
It’s definitely evening now
Very true ,,,,,,, I can hear the massing hoards passing too and fro from the harvest illuminations on the coast it sound great....
I went there myself yesterday evening without realising I was wearing tiny micro shorts an 25 den barely black tights ,,,, lol
I got lots of smiles lol
Fookin attention seekers, haven't you gone yet
You're missing out on life's simple pleasures man ...... smell the roast chestnuts duffus
Errrrr you were leaving 7 hours ago,
No fuckwit read the small print
I'm departing on a witches broom at midnight October 31st
Why do I even bother answering you inane waffling
Obviously Its because you can't help yourself and have to have the last word, you'll prove my point by responding to this comment
Is that the dictionary definition of wanker "Yes, it says Wanker; see soxy | |||
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"Good afternoon
Ooooops this isn’t the lounge chat thread, so many parts I got confused
I would have used the term Prevning to denote the time of day ....
I cant help being fickle
It’s definitely evening now
Very true ,,,,,,, I can hear the massing hoards passing too and fro from the harvest illuminations on the coast it sound great....
I went there myself yesterday evening without realising I was wearing tiny micro shorts an 25 den barely black tights ,,,, lol
I got lots of smiles lol
Fookin attention seekers, haven't you gone yet
You're missing out on life's simple pleasures man ...... smell the roast chestnuts duffus
Errrrr you were leaving 7 hours ago,
No fuckwit read the small print
I'm departing on a witches broom at midnight October 31st
Why do I even bother answering you inane waffling
Obviously Its because you can't help yourself and have to have the last word, you'll prove my point by responding to this comment
Is that the dictionary definition of wanker
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Wanker; see soxy " | |||
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"The allied carpets closing down sale didn’t last as long as this saga Carpets are for financially challenged people Its marble flooring in castle Sox "Has he gone yet? | |||
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"The allied carpets closing down sale didn’t last as long as this saga Carpets are for financially challenged people Its marble flooring in castle Sox
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"The allied carpets closing down sale didn’t last as long as this saga Carpets are for financially challenged people Its marble flooring in castle Sox
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Not a fecking chance mate "Feckin drama queens | |||
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"The allied carpets closing down sale didn’t last as long as this saga Carpets are for financially challenged people Its marble flooring in castle Sox
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Not a fecking chance mate "You two crack me up | |||
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"The allied carpets closing down sale didn’t last as long as this saga Carpets are for financially challenged people Its marble flooring in castle Sox
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Not a fecking chance mate "He’ll be back before he’s gone at this rate | |||
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"I’m getting flounce fatigue " Oh don’t do that I love a good flounce, in fact I’m going to bump my thread in honour of Soxy | |||
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"The allied carpets closing down sale didn’t last as long as this saga Carpets are for financially challenged people Its marble flooring in castle Sox
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Feckin drama queens "Nah mate just a couple of blokes in frocks | |||
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"The allied carpets closing down sale didn’t last as long as this saga Carpets are for financially challenged people Its marble flooring in castle Sox
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Not a fecking chance mate
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"...roll on, 31st... "are we there yet? | |||
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"...roll on, 31st... are we there yet?"No. | |||
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"The allied carpets closing down sale didn’t last as long as this saga Carpets are for financially challenged people Its marble flooring in castle Sox
Has he gone yet?
Not a fecking chance mate
Feckin drama queens
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A cock in a frock what a shock! "Some of the ladies fecking like it....but in the words of Paul Daniels. ..... ... | |||
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"The allied carpets closing down sale didn’t last as long as this saga Carpets are for financially challenged people Its marble flooring in castle Sox
Has he gone yet?
Not a fecking chance mate
Feckin drama queens
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A cock in a frock what a shock!
Some of the ladies fecking like it....but in the words of Paul Daniels. ..... ..."“That’s magic?” | |||
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"The allied carpets closing down sale didn’t last as long as this saga Carpets are for financially challenged people Its marble flooring in castle Sox
Has he gone yet?
Not a fecking chance mate
Feckin drama queens
Nah mate just a couple of blokes in frocks
A cock in a frock what a shock!
Some of the ladies fecking like it....but in the words of Paul Daniels. ..... ...
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"Fair play to Soxy for the topical Halloween makeup av" Scared the shit out of me | |||
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"Fair play to Soxy for the topical Halloween makeup av Scared the shit out of me" The hair extensions are sooooo last summer | |||
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"Fair play to Soxy for the topical Halloween makeup av Scared the shit out of me The hair extensions are sooooo last summer" I'll just stick with me wigs | |||
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"Is he STILL here "More comebacks than a flatulent brothel | |||
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"Midnight on the 31st of October.... Meh. I left at 14:15 on a rainy Wednesday and then on a slightly windy Thursday at 19:.26.... Finally leaving for good on a sunny evening of the Friday after early doors at the pub "But I appreciate a sense of drama and so many of the nicer less cynical forumites are contacting me privately asking why the fuck I bother engaging with the second tear of lounge people | |||
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"Midnight on the 31st of October.... Meh. I left at 14:15 on a rainy Wednesday and then on a slightly windy Thursday at 19:.26.... Finally leaving for good on a sunny evening of the Friday after early doors at the pub
But I appreciate a sense of drama and so many of the nicer less cynical forumites are contacting me privately asking why the fuck I bother engaging with the second tear of lounge people ". I'll be honest, when I read you were going I was forlorn!... I mistook our occasional banter for flirting and my hopes were high!!.. Twas only when you wrote women like men like me I realised my mistake and that I really do drink too much | |||
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"Midnight on the 31st of October.... Meh. I left at 14:15 on a rainy Wednesday and then on a slightly windy Thursday at 19:.26.... Finally leaving for good on a sunny evening of the Friday after early doors at the pub
But I appreciate a sense of drama and so many of the nicer less cynical forumites are contacting me privately asking why the fuck I bother engaging with the second tear of lounge people .
I'll be honest, when I read you were going I was forlorn!... I mistook our occasional banter for flirting and my hopes were high!!.. Twas only when you wrote women like men like me I realised my mistake and that I really do drink too much "You fool your banter is the reason I will miss the best of the forum .... Ever since politics was taken from the lounge its only held its allure because of the raucous humour we disguise as verbal jousting ... I am coming back But right now I'm struggling without Shelley and the oppertunity to build a school / orphanage dedicated to her is something I must do .... Without her I would never have got into overseas aid work | |||
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"Look you bunch of celibate has-beens..... I know you all have difficulty remembering pertinent task ,,,,, Indeed I think you probably cant remember your last sexual encounter with a human being .... My extremely will populated trio of threads clearly states I'm leaving at midnight on 31st of October Sorry to disappoint you but lest face it but you probably just blown your chances of pulling a female because women like men like me "Haha this is the sort of posts I will miss | |||
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"Midnight on the 31st of October.... Meh. I left at 14:15 on a rainy Wednesday and then on a slightly windy Thursday at 19:.26.... Finally leaving for good on a sunny evening of the Friday after early doors at the pub
But I appreciate a sense of drama and so many of the nicer less cynical forumites are contacting me privately asking why the fuck I bother engaging with the second tear of lounge people .
I'll be honest, when I read you were going I was forlorn!... I mistook our occasional banter for flirting and my hopes were high!!.. Twas only when you wrote women like men like me I realised my mistake and that I really do drink too much
You fool your banter is the reason I will miss the best of the forum ....
Ever since politics was taken from the lounge its only held its allure because of the raucous humour we disguise as verbal jousting ...
I am coming back
But right now I'm struggling without Shelley and the oppertunity to build a school / orphanage dedicated to her is something I must do ....
Without her I would never have got into overseas aid work ". I wish Bodhisattva to you | |||
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"Midnight on the 31st of October.... Meh. I left at 14:15 on a rainy Wednesday and then on a slightly windy Thursday at 19:.26.... Finally leaving for good on a sunny evening of the Friday after early doors at the pub
But I appreciate a sense of drama and so many of the nicer less cynical forumites are contacting me privately asking why the fuck I bother engaging with the second tear of lounge people .
I'll be honest, when I read you were going I was forlorn!... I mistook our occasional banter for flirting and my hopes were high!!.. Twas only when you wrote women like men like me I realised my mistake and that I really do drink too much
You fool your banter is the reason I will miss the best of the forum ....
Ever since politics was taken from the lounge its only held its allure because of the raucous humour we disguise as verbal jousting ...
I am coming back
But right now I'm struggling without Shelley and the oppertunity to build a school / orphanage dedicated to her is something I must do ....
Without her I would never have got into overseas aid work .
I wish Bodhisattva to you "Shelley got a scholarship at Dublin University are graduated with a professorship in the English language not bad a for an uneducated Scottish lass She would have known what that word means ,,,,, and her comeback would have been " So" | |||
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"Awww take care sausage I how the real world treats you with kindness and compassion Taff and Pooch
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I'll be the proudest man on earth when we erect the entrance arch for the school /orphanage with a sign dedicated to my soul-mate Shelley,,,,, it's her legacy that building it "That's simply amazing | |||
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"Awww take care sausage I how the real world treats you with kindness and compassion Taff and Pooch
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"It’s like the DFS sale WHEN IS IT EVER GOING TO END?" Soxy's mush looks like a fecking bust sofa | |||
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"It’s like the DFS sale WHEN IS IT EVER GOING TO END? Soxy's mush looks like a fecking bust sofa "Well fuck-face I. going to tell you something I've just been to the shops and the fuel station wearing black tights a lace top a tiny tartan mini skirt and pig tails 3 separate women stopped me and said I look fab, one gave me her number ''''' Eat my shit | |||
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"It’s like the DFS sale WHEN IS IT EVER GOING TO END? Soxy's mush looks like a fecking bust sofa
Well fuck-face I. going to tell you something
I've just been to the shops and the fuel station wearing black tights a lace top a tiny tartan mini skirt and pig tails
3 separate women stopped me and said I look fab, one gave me her number '''''
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"It’s like the DFS sale WHEN IS IT EVER GOING TO END? Soxy's mush looks like a fecking bust sofa
Well fuck-face I. going to tell you something
I've just been to the shops and the fuel station wearing black tights a lace top a tiny tartan mini skirt and pig tails
3 separate women stopped me and said I look fab, one gave me her number '''''
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"Midnight on the 31st of October.... Meh. I left at 14:15 on a rainy Wednesday and then on a slightly windy Thursday at 19:.26.... Finally leaving for good on a sunny evening of the Friday after early doors at the pub
But I appreciate a sense of drama and so many of the nicer less cynical forumites are contacting me privately asking why the fuck I bother engaging with the second tear of lounge people .
I'll be honest, when I read you were going I was forlorn!... I mistook our occasional banter for flirting and my hopes were high!!.. Twas only when you wrote women like men like me I realised my mistake and that I really do drink too much
You fool your banter is the reason I will miss the best of the forum ....
Ever since politics was taken from the lounge its only held its allure because of the raucous humour we disguise as verbal jousting ...
I am coming back
But right now I'm struggling without Shelley and the oppertunity to build a school / orphanage dedicated to her is something I must do ....
Without her I would never have got into overseas aid work .
I wish Bodhisattva to you
Shelley got a scholarship at Dublin University are graduated with a professorship in the English language not bad a for an uneducated Scottish
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Well fuck-face I. going to tell you something
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3 separate women stopped me and said I look fab, one gave me her number '''''
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are you sure they did not say . You look like your on fab "soxy doesn’t recognise irony | |||
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Well fuck-face I. going to tell you something
I've just been to the shops and the fuel station wearing black tights a lace top a tiny tartan mini skirt and pig tails
3 separate women stopped me and said I look fab, one gave me her number '''''
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"Soxy, as a trained good-grief counsellor, I really think that you need to make a clean break from here. All this lingering is prolonging your agony (and ours). The Fab community will understand your decision to leave today..." Well thank you for your concern and I don't pour scorn on it But what you cant understand is since Shelley died I've been working through the most cathartic process which leaves me the most proud man on earth .... So although your intentions are good they are so far off the mark they don't have ny relevance I promise this too be true | |||
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"Soxy, as a trained good-grief counsellor, I really think that you need to make a clean break from here. All this lingering is prolonging your agony (and ours). The Fab community will understand your decision to leave today... Well thank you for your concern and I don't pour scorn on it But what you cant understand is since Shelley died I've been working through the most cathartic process which leaves me the most proud man on earth .... So although your intentions are good they are so far off the mark they don't have ny relevance I promise this too be true
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"Are you leaving or not coz im baffled?" Something some about read my first leaving thread Something about clearly providing a specific time for my leaving and why Something about don't bother me I'm wearing tights  | |||
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"Are you leaving or not coz im baffled? So is every fecker Yeah but who would notice you gone? Milk as long as this and a newbie would be missed" Look at it this way my departure will make way for a 1000s wazzocks like you | |||
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"Are you leaving or not coz im baffled? So is every fecker Yeah but who would notice you gone? Milk as long as this and a newbie would be missed Look at it this way my departure will make way for a 1000s wazzocks like you" Jeez are you taking all your other accounts too? | |||
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He's dead ........ decomposing as it were Yeah I know "Well thank-you from the heart of my bottom | |||
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I know my real name is Mick but my sir name is no Pratfitt You may be just his love child ?
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He's dead ........ decomposing as it were Yeah I know
Well thank-you from the heart of my bottom your welcome Rick
I know my real name is Mick but my sir name is no Pratfitt You may be just his love child ?
I could be wrong but I think I'd be older than JBJ Fuck knows then "were both tipping 55 | |||
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He's dead ........ decomposing as it were Yeah I know
Well thank-you from the heart of my bottom your welcome Rick
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He's dead ........ decomposing as it were Yeah I know
Well thank-you from the heart of my bottom your welcome Rick
I know my real name is Mick but my sir name is no Pratfitt You may be just his love child ?
I could be wrong but I think I'd be older than JBJ Fuck knows then were both tipping 55 I've tipped "One foot in the grave eh! | |||
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He's dead ........ decomposing as it were Yeah I know
Well thank-you from the heart of my bottom your welcome Rick
I know my real name is Mick but my sir name is no Pratfitt You may be just his love child ?
I could be wrong but I think I'd be older than JBJ Fuck knows then were both tipping 55 I've tipped
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I was thinking more Jon Bon Jovi. Xxx
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I was thinking more Jon Bon Jovi. Xxx
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I was thinking more Jon Bon Jovi. Xxx
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Awwwww soxy I was gonna offer you a consolation shag.
Well some of his songs are very good "Could be worse I could of said axl  xxx | |||
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"Fuck me soxy your hot as a man! Very 80s.
Ptu xxx Got that Rick Parfitt kind of look me thinks
I was thinking more Jon Bon Jovi. Xxx
This is getting worse poodle head twat that he is
Awwwww soxy I was gonna offer you a consolation shag.
Well some of his songs are very good
Could be worse I could of said axl xxx"Perish the thought I've never had sex with an American ...... even trump would fuck anyone but an American and has pretty much fuck all the people in America anyway | |||
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Ptu xxx Got that Rick Parfitt kind of look me thinks
I was thinking more Jon Bon Jovi. Xxx
This is getting worse poodle head twat that he is
Awwwww soxy I was gonna offer you a consolation shag.
Well some of his songs are very good
Could be worse I could of said axl xxx
Perish the thought I've never had sex with an American ...... even trump would fuck anyone but an American and has pretty much fuck all the people in America anyway "That Americanism. | |||
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"How many more threads to go? Well I'd like to think another 6 after but expect the latter to be eulogies "As I'm sticking around until you go I'll see what I can do. We need another 700+ threads to break the current monthly record for the year. | |||
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"How many more threads to go? Well I'd like to think another 6 after but expect the latter to be eulogies
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"It's no good ignoring me ..... I'm leaving "Did you mention that you will be gone soon Soxy ? Please be sure to give everyone tons of notice poppet. | |||
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Did you mention that you will be gone soon Soxy ? Please be sure to give everyone tons of notice poppet. "Gwanny witching hour on the 31st But don't be spooked, if all goes well building Shelley's school I'll be back to share an easter egg with you xxxx | |||
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Did you mention that you will be gone soon Soxy ? Please be sure to give everyone tons of notice poppet.
Gwanny witching hour on the 31st
But don't be spooked, if all goes well building Shelley's school I'll be back to share an easter egg with you xxxx"Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |||
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