FabSwingers.com forum: Shittiest Movie ??

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I recently done a thread for favorite films . So today i wanna know the crappiest film you have ever film and why ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I recently done a thread for favorite films . So today i wanna know the crappiest film you have ever film and why ?? "
Fuckin auto correct grrrr....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hated Titanic as slow as anything and dull dull dull

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I know it's seen as a cult classic but couldn't get into Reservoir Dogs...

That said at least it had production values... Some of those films on the horror channel and sci fi have sets so wobbly looking and acting so wooden you think they are part of the set.

Stuff like Sharknado is truly dreadful...

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Trolls 2.

80’s film.

Full of z-list actors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooo many, I always watch to the end as well just so I can add them to the shit movie list... But the worst one for me has to be Freddie got Fingered...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I recently done a thread for favorite films . So today i wanna know the crappiest film you have ever film and why ?? Fuckin auto correct grrrr...."

If we are to go by the title that sounds like a bad film OP...

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I hated Titanic as slow as anything and dull dull dull"

Huge list of mistakes/continuity etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla Sky

Honestly what the fuck!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I gotta say for me Dude Where's My Car is simply terrible . Freddy Got Fingered is up there too . And most Adam Sandler films .

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"...And most Adam Sandler films ."

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Vanilla Sky

Honestly what the fuck!

Its because Tom Cruise is in it. Rubbish film

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I gotta say for me Dude Where's My Car is simply terrible . Freddy Got Fingered is up there too . And most Adam Sandler films ."

Sandler has certainly done some rubbish...

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Many have been first one that comes to mind

Avatar was a bad one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I gotta say for me Dude Where's My Car is simply terrible . Freddy Got Fingered is up there too . And most Adam Sandler films .

Sandler has certainly done some rubbish...

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Click and the first Grown Ups were both ok but apart from that there all just unfunny bollocks

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

The men who stare at goats ..... Utter shite of the highest order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any film where they suddenly burst into song such as mama mia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...And most Adam Sandler films .

Yes!

I really don't like Adam Sandler.

Why does he play the same person in every single film - and he's not even a good actor

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"...And most Adam Sandler films .

Yes!

I really don't like Adam Sandler.

Why does he play the same person in every single film - and he's not even a good actor

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Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without a shadow of a doubt, 2012. Just horrifically bad from start to finish, although as a bit of a plane geek, I quite liked the Antonov An-500.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pretty much all the brat pack movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought a vampire motor bike . Not a classic

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Without a shadow of a doubt, 2012. Just horrifically bad from start to finish, although as a bit of a plane geek, I quite liked the Antonov An-500. "
That was on the other night and I'd never seen it . Thought it was ok actually lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars films.

I really don’t understand what the hype is over them

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"...And most Adam Sandler films .

Yes!

I really don't like Adam Sandler.

Why does he play the same person in every single film - and he's not even a good actor

We’ll who’s casting him then.

Obviously someone stupid seen something in sandler to pay him huge money for being an iffy actor.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Star Wars films.

I really don’t understand what the hype is over them

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I'm with you on that . Star Trek however is a different story * admits to bring a trekkie

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Star Wars films.

I really don’t understand what the hype is over them

Me neither

I took my daughter to see 'Where the Wild Things Are' a few years back and it was dreadful - dull and boring with a leading child I just wanted to slap very hard, non PC though that is.

Even longer ago I took my son to see 'Spice World' which was equally dire and cringeworthy ...

... and more recently, turned off 'Grimsby' halfway through because it was just revolting

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I gotta say for me Dude Where's My Car is simply terrible . Freddy Got Fingered is up there too . And most Adam Sandler films ."

Apart from Adam sandler when was the last time Eddie Murphy was in anything good recently (apart from Shrek)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mist

Vertical limit

Lesbian vampire killers

Hostel 2&3

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Any film where they suddenly burst into song such as mama mia!

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Oh deffo agree with that . All the hype over La La Land and alike . Pile of Shite .

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Any film where they suddenly burst into song such as mama mia!

Oh deffo agree with that . All the hype over La La Land and alike . Pile of Shite ."

Take it the Rodgers & Hammerstein films ain’t your cup of tea then.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"...And most Adam Sandler films .

Yes!

I really don't like Adam Sandler.

Why does he play the same person in every single film - and he's not even a good actor

Tbh I'm sure he has his own production company and mainly caats himself . Every one of his films has the same faces in them . His mates lol

We’ll who’s casting him then.

Obviously someone stupid seen something in sandler to pay him huge money for being an iffy actor."

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Any musical!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a lesser known b-movie called Human feces......

Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff?

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

I like both Adam Sandler and Freddie got fingered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mist

Vertical limit

Lesbian vampire killers

Hostel 2&3"

I like Hostel 1, 2 & 3

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

The first 2 that come to mind are 'Premonition' starring Sandra Bullock and 'The Cell' with Jennifer Lopez and Vince Vaughn.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The first 2 that come to mind are 'Premonition' starring Sandra Bullock and 'The Cell' with Jennifer Lopez and Vince Vaughn.

Mr"
Yep Premonition was quite shit!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I do however , recommend Geostorm in 3D . Watched it at cinema on Tuesday and it was excellent !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any musical! "

I love musicals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first 2 that come to mind are 'Premonition' starring Sandra Bullock and 'The Cell' with Jennifer Lopez and Vince Vaughn.

Mr"

The Cell is the only film I've ever left the cinema during.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Attack of the killer tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donnie Darko left a lot to be desired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Fucking Potter!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Harry Fucking Potter!!

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Noooooooo!! I love Harry Potter . I took my nephew to the Tour lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Nicolas Cage, apart from The Rock.

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By *anillaguyMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"I brought a vampire motor bike . Not a classic "

I bought a vampire motorcycle

Love it.

Pearl Harbour, shite of the high budget worst order

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I brought a vampire motor bike . Not a classic

I bought a vampire motorcycle

Love it.

Pearl Harbour, shite of the high budget worst order

Yup that pearl harbour wasn’t good.

Much better is - Tora, Tora, Tora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lobster. Wtf.

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Open Water

A truly dreadful piece of filmmaking.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Death in Venice the most boring film ever.

Planet of the apes the most stupid film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...And most Adam Sandler films .

Yes!

I really don't like Adam Sandler.

Why does he play the same person in every single film - and he's not even a good actor

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think he's a guilty pleasure of mine.

Been trying to think of my worst film but can't even remember the name if it lol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Biker boys and torque, the content and everything about the films are crap.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Star Wars films.

I really don’t understand what the hype is over them

Me neither

I took my daughter to see 'Where the Wild Things Are' a few years back and it was dreadful - dull and boring with a leading child I just wanted to slap very hard, non PC though that is.

Even longer ago I took my son to see 'Spice World' which was equally dire and cringeworthy ...

... and more recently, turned off 'Grimsby' halfway through because it was just revolting

Oh wow that avatar is so clever!!!! My hat goes off to you!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Most of what Liam Neeson and Nicholas Cage have made - apart from their one moment of brilliance in Moonstruck and Schindlers List.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of what Liam Neeson and Nicholas Cage have made - apart from their one moment of brilliance in Moonstruck and Schindlers List.

Yep

arizona rising was ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and of course the utter BS of the Fifty Shades franchise. They are truly dire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any film with jason monotone statham in it

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By *hris2357Man
over a year ago

Manchester

2 films that are so truly awful they set the standard and have become cult films:

Freddie got fingered

Plan 9 from outer space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about crap, but bloody strange.

The lobster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched end of a shit film with a leprechaun killing people .

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Tango & Cash - more like no amount of cash in the world could convince me to watch that steaming pile of cringy awfulness again.

Mostly anything which features dragons/spells/magic (Monty Python films excluded).

Gravity and Interstellar - the reviews were great but the films left me feeling very meh, and I usually like sci-fi films.

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"The first 2 that come to mind are 'Premonition' starring Sandra Bullock and 'The Cell' with Jennifer Lopez and Vince Vaughn.

The Cell is the only film I've ever left the cinema during. "

It's one of mrs favourite ever films, she banged on about it for ages before I eventually sat through it. I've just about forgiven her.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

The Secretary - Girl gets out of mental hospital. Starts getting her life on track, gets a Job.

Turns out the Job is fake and its just some guy abusing her non stop from then on.

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"The Secretary - Girl gets out of mental hospital. Starts getting her life on track, gets a Job.

Turns out the Job is fake and its just some guy abusing her non stop from then on."

Ace film tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prometheus.

Utter shite.

Alien : Covenant. Halfway between Prometheus and Alien in terms of timeline and shiteness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any film with will ferrel or steve carell in. Cant stand either of them dont find them funny at all

Oh and jeepers creepers ..

M xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Troll hunters

you need to watch to really what a load of tripe this is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trolls 2.

80’s film.

Full of z-list actors

What is also shit about that film is that is that it has nothing to do with the original Troll movie and it doesn't even have trolls in it as they are actually goblins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Twilight Saga is utter rubbish

Totally degrading to the vampire and werewolf mythos. Nothing but softcore porn for teens

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

Way too many to list.. how ever the latest one to be added to the list is 'killing hasselhoff' switched if off about about 30 mins. Was a shame as thought it would be funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brazil the longest 17 hours of my life...

Ginger

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By *anillaguyMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"Any film with jason monotone statham in it"

Surely an exception can be made for crank?

I laughed my arse off, such fun nonsense

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Snakes on a Train was rubbish...the ending is one of the worst I have ever seen in a film. Trust me, it's worth enduring the film just to see that! Snakes on a Plane however is not bad at all.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

E.T.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Jaws the revenge... michael caine....wtf were you doing in that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order of death - Keitel/Lydon ... the budget must of been about $100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any film with jason monotone statham in it"

Carnt knock s snatch and lockstock... great British humour... at its very best...

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Any film with jason monotone statham in it

Carnt knock s snatch and lockstock... great British humour... at its very best... "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recently done a thread for favorite films . So today i wanna know the crappiest film you have ever film and why ?? "

I don't remember the name of it but some 20 million year old mutant piranhas escaped from an undersea cave and went on the rampage. In one scene a piranha bit a guys cock off, looked directly into camera and spit it out with a bleurgh and shake of the head.In another, a girl floating in a rubber ring was eaten bum first,then we see her boob implants floating gracefully to the seabed. (They are the only thing a piranha won't eat,apart from cock).

Some movies are so bad they are good...it was funny at least.

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By *r C Miss CCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

The human centipeed movies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be zombie riot girls was made on a shoe string and it shows badly it’s so bad it’s bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recently done a thread for favorite films . So today i wanna know the crappiest film you have ever film and why ??

Some movies are so bad they are good...it was funny at least."

That is Piranha 3D. A remake of a horror movie with the same name minus the 3D.

The main piranha attack in that movie sure was intense and was such a literal bloodbath. It sure had some funny moments like when that guy says "They took my penis. They took my penis" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every movie with Hugh Grant in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every movie with Hugh Grant in it."

Aww.that's a bit unfair.Poor old Hugh is not quite the one trick pony we all seem to think he is.I've seen at least one film when he is at least a one and a half trick pony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home Alone 4! The franchise should have ended at 3!

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

The Babadook.

I saw it on Film 4 the other night. What a load of garbage! Not scary at all and makes very little sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"E.T."

How very dare you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Matrix

Inception

Vanilla Sky

To name a few!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sum of all fears and Chicago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the pudsey movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zombie strippers.

I mean it has zombies and stripper's. What's not to love?

Well basically the entire movie....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What women want, I'd have walked out the cinema if I hadn't of paid to get in.

Ginger

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By *bc 2017Couple
over a year ago

horsham

sharknado

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Anything with Nicolas Cage, apart from The Rock."

Not seen Leaving Las Vegas then? certainly his finest moment (apart from 'put the bunny back in the box'

)

If thats not enough, Elizabeth Shue being naked and most delicious is worth the enrty fee in itself (its actually a bloody superb film and they're both really on top form in it)

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

The Greasy Stran$ler , so bad you can't stop yourself from watching it to see if it's that shit all the way through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every movie with Hugh Grant in it.

Aww.that's a bit unfair.Poor old Hugh is not quite the one trick pony we all seem to think he is.I've seen at least one film when he is at least a one and a half trick pony."

Bet most of his dialogue was "er, erm, cripes, mutter, mutter, gosh"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any film with will ferrel or steve carell in. Cant stand either of them dont find them funny at all

Oh and jeepers creepers ..

M xx"

I tbought the first half of Jeepers Creepers was great, lots of tension, menace and anticipation, ....,, then turns into utter shite.

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By *hocopopsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

About schmidt

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

absolute beginners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be battle field earth, surely?

Though, co-ed killer is a very close second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with Nicolas Cage, apart from The Rock."

Was gonna write this myself without the rock bit

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By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

ayr

Most of the film's adapted from Steven King novels. Sadly it's a director and producer who give you what they think the author was trying to relate . By the way I think Steven King is a brilliant author.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The notebook

Pure drivel

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Most of the film's adapted from Steven King novels. Sadly it's a director and producer who give you what they think the author was trying to relate . By the way I think Steven King is a brilliant author."

The Green Mile

Stand By Me

Shawshank Redemption

The Shining

Misery

Yes there are a lot of crap ones, but a lot of classics too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recent one, independence day, resurrection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recently done a thread for favorite films . So today i wanna know the crappiest film you have ever film and why ?? "

Brokeback mountain!

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By *hatsthescoreMan
over a year ago

Telford

"Sooooo many, I always watch to the end as well just so I can add them to the shit movie list... But the worst one for me has to be Freddie got Fingered...

Yeah that is one awful film how it ever got made is beyond me

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Cabin in the woods

Wasted 2 hours of my life with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cabin in the woods

Wasted 2 hours of my life with that one

Driving a taxi into a forest is just silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anchorman and Anchorman 2

Crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anchorman and Anchorman 2

Crap "

There was a clue in the name of the second title.

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By *sffWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Gangs of New York, and Leo de Crapio in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember the name but it was a Mark Wahlberg film...the trees were killing people....i

Utter garbage!

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

All the Resident Evil movies, being a big long time fan of the games these films are just an insult, absolutely atrocious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every movie with Hugh Grant in it.

Aww.that's a bit unfair.Poor old Hugh is not quite the one trick pony we all seem to think he is.I've seen at least one film when he is at least a one and a half trick pony.

Bet most of his dialogue was "er, erm, cripes, mutter, mutter, gosh"

You have seen it then.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

The Green Mile

Stand By Me

Shawshank Redemption

The Shining

Misery

Yes there are a lot of crap ones, but a lot of classics too. "

Agreed. Green mile and shawshank are 2 of my favourite 3 films. The others you have listed are great too. Wasnt the duel steven king as well? Another cracker for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the Jason Bourne pish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair Witch Project, my god I could so better than that in my local woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highlander 2.

Once met a woman from here that was obsessed with watching shitty films, nearly dug my eyes out with a spoon during highlander 2 when we watched it, so so bad, poor Sean Connery having that on his resume lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took my little sister to see the Brittney Spears film for 13 birthday and not even 10mins after the opening credits I wanted to set fire to myself.

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over a year ago

"Can't remember the name but it was a Mark Wahlberg film...the trees were killing people....i

Utter garbage!"

I think it was called the happening.

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over a year ago

"Can't remember the name but it was a Mark Wahlberg film...the trees were killing people....i

Utter garbage!

I think it was called the happening."

How does M Night Sylaminionionion or however u spell his name lol still get directing jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the Sharknado films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Recent one, independence day, resurrection

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Absolutely !! I loved the first one and was sooooo bitterly disappointed with the sequel

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

If you’ve not seen Chappie then you’ve lived, the biggest crock of shite ever, good god it was painful to watch.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

The Green Mile

Stand By Me

Shawshank Redemption

The Shining

Misery

Yes there are a lot of crap ones, but a lot of classics too. "

I’ve seen them all, I DONT think there crap.

Shawshank now rated as one of the best films of all time on IMDb.com

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over a year ago

All of the above are Oscar winners in comparison to the truly awful, yet strangely watchable, The Roller Blade Seven.

Im not even going to attempt to describe how utterly fucking dire it is. Seek it out for yourselves if you can find a copy - but dont say I didnt warn you.....

I love it.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Anything with Nicolas Cage, apart from The Rock."

Goodness he’s made many, many duff films.

He was good in “the rock” though

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

The new mummy is pure shite and also the new star wars films are crap.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Alien(seen 1 seen them all)

Is it us or is it just the same storyline but killing different crew members..

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By *ighamCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Higham Ferrers

Fifty shades of shite (that’s not how you tie someone up)

Dunkirk (the latest one)

Any Mission impossible after the 2nd one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The new mummy is pure shite and also the new star wars films are crap. "
Yes the new mummy was dire!! I loved the originals they were awesome !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic

New Blade Runner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about : Iconic films that you thought were actually s**t? I'll start the bidding off with the entire Star Wars saga.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"How about : Iconic films that you thought were actually s**t? I'll start the bidding off with the entire Star Wars saga."

There are plenty of film sagas that have dragged on/went on too much

Look at:

the fast and furious

Friday the 13th

Nightmare on elm street

Saw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just watched the thing. I say watched I went to scrub the splashbacks

In the kitchen half way thro.

ptu xxx

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Dirty Dancing, total pile of shit, with a plot saying it ok to be a paedophile (Baby was below the legal age of consent).

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Vanilla Sky was amazing till the last twenty minutes of bad sci fi came out of nowhere and fucked it all up.

Last Samurai - Tom Cruise is somehow the sole survivor, thus negating the movie's underlying theme of noble sacrifice completely. The only explanation is the machine gunner aimed at head height, shot everyone else in the face while the bullets passed harmlessly over Cruise's head.

The remake of The Omen. There are scenes in that that the Wayans Brothers would have been too embarrassed to use in Scary Movie 4.

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over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Magnolia - apparently a great film for many but it was either wrong time/place for this in my life or it's poor.

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