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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can remember hearing the song twisting the night away by Sam cooke for the 1st time as a child and, the line "dancing with the chicken slacks". My mum didn't know what they were, she wasn't very hip and it wasn't her type of music.

It was a long time before I heard the song and realised he was dancing with a chick in slacks!

What lyrics, phrases or words confused you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche when you’re rollin’ in the night.”

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By *inglenfreeMan
over a year ago

london


"I can remember hearing the song twisting the night away by Sam cooke for the 1st time as a child and, the line "dancing with the chicken slacks". My mum didn't know what they were, she wasn't very hip and it wasn't her type of music.

It was a long time before I heard the song and realised he was dancing with a chick in slacks!

What lyrics, phrases or words confused you?

"

Abba. Super Trooper. I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mmmm...how do you wrap a douche when you're rollin in the night?

Carefully I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm...how do you wrap a douche when you're rollin in the night?

Carefully I guess "

IDK.......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I used to think So Lonely by the Police was " Sue Lawley Sue Lawley Sue Lawley "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can remember hearing the song twisting the night away by Sam cooke for the 1st time as a child and, the line "dancing with the chicken slacks". My mum didn't know what they were, she wasn't very hip and it wasn't her type of music.

It was a long time before I heard the song and realised he was dancing with a chick in slacks!

What lyrics, phrases or words confused you?

Abba. Super Trooper. I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco's"

Apparently Tesco's was founded in 1919 so were around at the time...they could have been calling from there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to think So Lonely by the Police was " Sue Lawley Sue Lawley Sue Lawley " "

Yes you're not the only one

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm your penis, I'm your fire, your desire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can remember hearing the song twisting the night away by Sam cooke for the 1st time as a child and, the line "dancing with the chicken slacks". My mum didn't know what they were, she wasn't very hip and it wasn't her type of music.

It was a long time before I heard the song and realised he was dancing with a chick in slacks!

What lyrics, phrases or words confused you?

Abba. Super Trooper. I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco's

Apparently Tesco's was founded in 1919 so were around at the time...they could have been calling from there!"

Did you know a Super trouper is a large spot light

Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can remember hearing the song twisting the night away by Sam cooke for the 1st time as a child and, the line "dancing with the chicken slacks". My mum didn't know what they were, she wasn't very hip and it wasn't her type of music.

It was a long time before I heard the song and realised he was dancing with a chick in slacks!

What lyrics, phrases or words confused you?

Abba. Super Trooper. I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco's"

Got this stuck in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big yellow taxi.

I had lots of people convinced it says ‘pink furry dice’

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I always thought Candi Staton was singing “sometimes I feel like throwing my pants up in the air”.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I used to think So Lonely by the Police was " Sue Lawley Sue Lawley Sue Lawley "

Yes you're not the only one "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I always thought Candi Staton was singing “sometimes I feel like throwing my pants up in the air”."

I know I can count on you

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Couple from my sons, that always made me chuckle..

Eldest, Micheal Jackson Man in the Mirror

"No moustache could have been any cleaner"

Middle, King's of Leon

"You're socks are on fire"

My youngest son, can sing "Born slippy" word perfect!

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

My kidsare convinced that Abba have a song called "Chicken Tikka"...that might be my fault...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to think So Lonely by the Police was " Sue Lawley Sue Lawley Sue Lawley " "

I feel Sue Lawley...that brings another dimension to the song. She was an attractive lady.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast

Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight!

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

Darling cheese head I was yards too greasy

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight!

or

Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast

Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight!

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

'Darling', she said, 'I was yours to receive'

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight.

Search maxwell Israelites add on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can remember hearing the song twisting the night away by Sam cooke for the 1st time as a child and, the line "dancing with the chicken slacks". My mum didn't know what they were, she wasn't very hip and it wasn't her type of music.

It was a long time before I heard the song and realised he was dancing with a chick in slacks!

What lyrics, phrases or words confused you?

Abba. Super Trooper. I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco's

Apparently Tesco's was founded in 1919 so were around at the time...they could have been calling from there!

Did you know a Super trouper is a large spot light

Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff?

"

It's a Soxy truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm your penis, I'm your fire, your desire."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can remember hearing the song twisting the night away by Sam cooke for the 1st time as a child and, the line "dancing with the chicken slacks". My mum didn't know what they were, she wasn't very hip and it wasn't her type of music.

It was a long time before I heard the song and realised he was dancing with a chick in slacks!

What lyrics, phrases or words confused you?

Abba. Super Trooper. I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco's

Apparently Tesco's was founded in 1919 so were around at the time...they could have been calling from there!

Did you know a Super trouper is a large spot light

Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff?

"

Truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can remember hearing the song twisting the night away by Sam cooke for the 1st time as a child and, the line "dancing with the chicken slacks". My mum didn't know what they were, she wasn't very hip and it wasn't her type of music.

It was a long time before I heard the song and realised he was dancing with a chick in slacks!

What lyrics, phrases or words confused you?

Abba. Super Trooper. I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco's

Got this stuck in my head now "

The right ones or the Tesco's lyrics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm your penis, I'm your fire, your desire."
lolololololo etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought Candi Staton was singing “sometimes I feel like throwing my pants up in the air”."

We all feel like that from time to time

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By *inglenfreeMan
over a year ago

london

Getting in to this now. How about.

The Monkees. Then I saw her face now I'm going to leave her.

Queen Kikking her cat all over the place

I could go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can remember hearing the song twisting the night away by Sam cooke for the 1st time as a child and, the line "dancing with the chicken slacks". My mum didn't know what they were, she wasn't very hip and it wasn't her type of music.

It was a long time before I heard the song and realised he was dancing with a chick in slacks!

What lyrics, phrases or words confused you?

Abba. Super Trooper. I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco's

Got this stuck in my head now

The right ones or the Tesco's lyrics?"

Tesco’s remix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can remember hearing the song twisting the night away by Sam cooke for the 1st time as a child and, the line "dancing with the chicken slacks". My mum didn't know what they were, she wasn't very hip and it wasn't her type of music.

It was a long time before I heard the song and realised he was dancing with a chick in slacks!

What lyrics, phrases or words confused you?

Abba. Super Trooper. I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco's

Got this stuck in my head now

The right ones or the Tesco's lyrics?

Tesco’s remix "

Get down lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Couple from my sons, that always made me chuckle..

Eldest, Micheal Jackson Man in the Mirror

"No moustache could have been any cleaner"

Middle, King's of Leon

"You're socks are on fire"

My youngest son, can sing "Born slippy" word perfect!

"

Lmso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold Chisel - Khe Sanh

Actual - "Well the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone and only seven flying hours, and I'll be landing in Hong Kong"

Heard as - "Well the last train..."

--

Diesel - Tip Of My Tongue

Actual - "Right on the tip of my tongue"

Heard as - "Ride on the tip of my tongue"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's been one around recently.

Feels by Calvin Harris.

When I first heard it it really did sound like "Don't be afraid to catch fish"

Not my kind of music But the video is worth checking out. Katy Perry looks absolutely stunning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast

Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight!

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

Darling cheese head I was yards too greasy

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight!

or

Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast

Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight!

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

'Darling', she said, 'I was yours to receive'

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight.

Search maxwell Israelites add on YouTube "

Sam...You really need to wash your ears out while you're in that pool

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal

‘Eddie are you walking? Are you walking Eddie?’

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

My sister thought the tragedy song ,said Hercules!

Miss

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast

Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight!

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

Darling cheese head I was yards too greasy

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight!

or

Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast

Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight!

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

'Darling', she said, 'I was yours to receive'

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight.

Search maxwell Israelites add on YouTube

Sam...You really need to wash your ears out while you're in that pool "

Noooooo please don't tell me that these aren't the real lyrics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little mix "shout out for some sex, you really are the best"

The obvious classic by culture club "korma chameleon".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast

Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight!

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

Darling cheese head I was yards too greasy

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight!

or

Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast

Sold out to every monk and beefhead

Oooooooh, me ears are alight!

Why find me kids, they buck up and a-leave me

'Darling', she said, 'I was yours to receive'

Oooooooh! Me ears are alight.

Search maxwell Israelites add on YouTube

Sam...You really need to wash your ears out while you're in that pool

Noooooo please don't tell me that these aren't the real lyrics "

I was only joking! Of course those are the real lyrics...you carry on as you are Sam

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

"Just the tuna fish, building them castles in the sky"

Bill Withers

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Destiny's child... "I farted" or "Alf Garnet" in the chorus of independent woman.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche when you’re rollin’ in the night.” "

“Like a Deuce”

A 32 Ford Like Milners piss yellow coupe in American Graffiti

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

Dyslexics on fire - Kings of Leon

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Gloria Gaynor had “a licence to Kilt” when singing about James Bond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kci and jo jo..."All my life" ...

"show my a penis"....apparently it's "show me happiness"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kci and jo jo..."All my life" ...

"show my a penis"....apparently it's "show me happiness""

A penis is a warm gun (shoot shoot bang bang) The Beatles told us that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter this morning singing Little Mix

“Shout out to my “eggs”. You’re really not the best!”

While I look up from the frying pan in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kci and jo jo..."All my life" ...

"show my a penis"....apparently it's "show me happiness""

This was the first song to enter my mind when I saw the thread title!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My daughter this morning singing Little Mix

“Shout out to my “eggs”. You’re really not the best!”

While I look up from the frying pan in the kitchen. "

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been annoying the teenagers today singing the wrong lyrics to Zara Larsson 'I would like'. The more it annoyed them just made it funnier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to think So Lonely by the Police was " Sue Lawley Sue Lawley Sue Lawley "

Yes you're not the only one "

Another one here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has Manfred Mann's 'Blinded by light' been mentioned about giving my anus curly wurly?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You little truss maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember the song but a friend of mine ruined it forever by singing along and saying:

"Santa's black cum"

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has Manfred Mann's 'Blinded by light' been mentioned about giving my anus curly wurly?"

It has been mentioned but no one said anything about giving my anus a curly surly

I'm going to have to go and listen to it now!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I can remember hearing the song twisting the night away by Sam cooke for the 1st time as a child and, the line "dancing with the chicken slacks". My mum didn't know what they were, she wasn't very hip and it wasn't her type of music.

It was a long time before I heard the song and realised he was dancing with a chick in slacks!

What lyrics, phrases or words confused you?

Abba. Super Trooper. I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco's

Apparently Tesco's was founded in 1919 so were around at the time...they could have been calling from there!

Did you know a Super trouper is a large spot light

Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff?

"

Soxy truth

I loved that they referenced glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has Manfred Mann's 'Blinded by light' been mentioned about giving my anus curly wurly?

It has been mentioned but no one said anything about giving my anus a curly surly

I'm going to have to go and listen to it now!"

*Curly Wurly*

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

First record I bought was Wham! Freedom,

Thought it was 'but our love just breeds me down' no I have no idea wtf I thought that made sense!

I also thought 'it's cold out there but it's warm in bed' in wake me up meant an innocent cosy cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my daughter a while ago...

Cold plays

para... para... paralyze

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Kids are the best with music, my daughter wants to go see pink in concert - first song she ever learnt - get the party started! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youtube Peter Kays misheard lyrics,he,ll have you in stitches.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hundred children and a crop in the field"

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"youtube Peter Kays misheard lyrics,he,ll have you in stitches."

Feel the meat and the tangerine

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