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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You’d rather watch the mogmaster et al on QT than perving here ......

Any thoughts /additions!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You think you're getting old.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don’t disturb me I’m glued to it!

Haha

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"You think you're getting old."

There's plenty to complain about but you cannot remember what it all is.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Plenty of things remind me that I'm older than some people. When the kids who used to come to our house for tea after school turn up at our house in a professional role for instance. And no it wasn't a police officer to arrest me

On the whole I don't feel old very often...unless he wants me to. Lol

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was asked by my daughter yesterday if there were nightclubs when I was a teen

Also watching QT always do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you make the same noise when sitting down and when getting up.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I was asked by my daughter yesterday if there were nightclubs when I was a teen

Also watching QT always do "

Nightclubs? I used to go to discothèques

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....when you start refering to things being decades ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your short term memory goes... I'll have the pate and the steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked by my daughter yesterday if there were nightclubs when I was a teen

Also watching QT always do

Nightclubs? I used to go to discothèques

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

When there is no hang ups over sex and it becomes stunning fun.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I was asked by my daughter yesterday if there were nightclubs when I was a teen

Also watching QT always do

Nightclubs? I used to go to discothèques

o/"

Jive Talkin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When shaving your bits becomes an Olympic sport

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Plucking grey hairs out your eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You think you're getting old."

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think 1990 was only a couple of years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when...

you can have a healthy pee by 7am and a healthy poo by 8am, but can't manage to wake up till 9am

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

My mum is a primary school teacher, her kids were convinced that when she was little, the whole world was black and white, not just TV, but everything! As though colour hadn't been invented for grass or the sky

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I can’t bloody see. Close up I’m ok, past arms length, forget it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t bloody see. Close up I’m ok, past arms length, forget it

Me too, but I was like that when I was young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I’m getting old when I’m getting ready for bed and my daughter is getting ready to go out

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you find yourself saying "When I was a lad, all of this used to be fields".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get grey pubes..

Not had any yet

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

You know you're getting old when your kids pick you up after a night out instead of you picking them up!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I know I’m getting old when I’m getting ready for bed and my daughter is getting ready to go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I’m getting old when I’m getting ready for bed and my daughter is getting ready to go out

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ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to get up earlier to give the pillow creases in your face time to fall out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's your friends and people your age that are passing instead of your parents x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you stop laughing.

Never stop laughing, you'll stay young forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you bend down to pick something up and it takes a little more time to get back up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your teenagers ask what certain things were like back in the olden days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum is a primary school teacher, her kids were convinced that when she was little, the whole world was black and white, not just TV, but everything! As though colour hadn't been invented for grass or the sky

lmao X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wake each morning to a lovely smile

Just me false teeth on the bedside cabinet ... bugger

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Ive started to like bargain hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see things on antique road show and think . oh I remember them

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

When I am looking for my glasses so I can read the threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you'd say yes to someone in prisoner call block h

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"When you'd say yes to someone in prisoner call block h

Not vinegar tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to bed at 10.30pm is a more appealing proposition than playing in a swingers club 20 miles away till 2am.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Ive started to like bargain hunt

Thats not old age, thats dementia

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

When you sing along to a song and it pisses your kids off because you know all the words... Got to love cover versions for that alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your youngest says "Mum in the olden days did you wear shoes for school? "

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By *zamiWoman
over a year ago

LONDON

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By *zamiWoman
over a year ago

LONDON

"You’d rather watch the mogmaster et al on QT than perving here ......

Any thoughts /additions!

That's got nothing to do with age Im obsessed with politics at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viagra becomes a necesity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise in less than ten years I'll be half a century old.

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray

"When you realise in less than ten years I'll be half a century old. "

Or you already hit half a century!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are old when you're my age......

Trust me the next stage is old and decrepit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I walked past a shop the other the other day and saw a cardigan and thought " ooooooohhhhh nice "

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"When I am looking for my glasses so I can read the threads

...and when you cant find them you have to increase the font size and screen zoom on your phone to blind as a bat size and STILL hold it at arms length to read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't remember what the post is about your commenting on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you’re old when your elbow wakes you up.

You have to explain what a vhs tape is to a teenager.

You can’t stand up without saying ‘oof’.

You buy cardigans to be warm.

You know all the words to gangsters paradise by coolio, and take great pleasure in proving it while driving your kids around.

You realise your parents were right after all.

You see an afternoon nap as a treat instead of a punishment.

You start sentences with ‘back in my day...’

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

20 years ago " Wow I had 7 hours of solid sex last night " Now " Wow I had 7 hours of solid sleep last night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don't know what qt is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to a classic car show and keep saying 'l used to have one of those'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you qualify for a free pen from Parky

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

You find your self saying :

Do you know what the time is?

How loud does it have to be?

Can you smell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly all "professionals" like police, doctors, teachers etc ..

Look young to me now.

Some of the police look like theyre about 12

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When you have to scroll for ages to find your birth year when filling out online forms.

When you find a grey pube.

When you're telling your kids they don't know how lucky they are to have an indoor loo, in winter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are still going to Rock gigs .. but with your Son .. and his Son

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I know I'm getting old,my grandson asked if I helped noah build the ark an steer it for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you see death notices of people you were at school with in local paper,happened to me yesterday

(r.i.p 'Kitch')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go to the osteopath and he says you can't go doing the things at work you used to when you were 20.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are still going to Rock gigs .. but with your Son .. and his Son

Doing it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your clothes have been in and out of fashion several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was out in Bristol last week during all the bad weather, saw a group of girls and two of them were gorgeous, just wearing little tops with a bit of boob and midriff showing.

My first thought was that they're were going to catch flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think kids pocket money should still be 20p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still have a wooden surround television with ornaments on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stop sharing pics of tits with your mates and instead send pics of what you've cooked for tea

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Someone asks if you can change a tenner for them and you automatically think it's their piss pad.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

When famous people we grew up with on TV etc die

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By *vetteBondTV/TS
over a year ago

English Riviera

Now what did I come into this thread for!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"You are still going to Rock gigs .. but with your Son .. and his Son

Hell yeah!

Well not the grandson bit... Yet!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

When your balls are hanging lower than your limp dick. Gravity it makes fools of us all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're entering your date of birth online when there's click arrow options and it takes you ages to scroll down to find the year you were born

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greenwood’s window display catches your eye

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You think kids pocket money should still be 20p

Can't even get a freddo or a fudge for that now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to get up in the middle of the night for a wee, not once a week

But every bloody night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’d rather watch the mogmaster et al on QT than perving here ......

Any thoughts /additions!

Sounds more like bored here rather than old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your ideal woman is in her 40's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you name your knees "good and bad" not left and right!

When you need the banister rail to get up stairs.

When you can't wait to go to bed, to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When 90 per cent of your messages come from people younger than your driving licence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you watch your favourite classic programmes on DVD or on YouTube due to fuck all being on the telly

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When someone asks you what your first wage was, you tell them the weekly amount and they ask "per hour?"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"When you realise in less than ten years I'll be half a century old. "

Next February for Mrs M

It's just a number

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