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"here we are again" Feck me you didn't give me time to have coffee break  | |||
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"Think.im going to have to take up sprinting "nah just a steady walk lad | |||
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"Think.im going to have to take up sprinting "That _oddys got me out of bloody breath...and she knows I'm fecked | |||
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"hoovers up all mistress fag ends washes up coffee mugs thinks needs a ruddy servent" Have you put the coffee on yet 
Just can't get the staff any more | |||
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"Right I’m here and I’m concentrating "come and sit in this comfy chair  | |||
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"Think.im going to have to take up sprinting
That _oddys got me out of bloody breath...and she knows I'm fecked "You wish | |||
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"Think.im going to have to take up sprinting
That _oddys got me out of bloody breath...and she knows I'm fecked "you fecken will be  | |||
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"Right I’m here and I’m concentrating come and sit in this comfy chair "Thanks Voddy, you might have to poke me if I nod off | |||
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"hoovers up all mistress fag ends washes up coffee mugs thinks needs a ruddy servent" Feck off I don't pay servants. ..bloody slaves are my thing | |||
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"Right I’m here and I’m concentrating come and sit in this comfy chair
Thanks Voddy, you might have to poke me if I nod off "Hine theres a lady that need poking | |||
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"Right I’m here and I’m concentrating come and sit in this comfy chair
Thanks Voddy, you might have to poke me if I nod off Hine theres a lady that need poking"He’s already on my poke list | |||
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"Right I’m here and I’m concentrating come and sit in this comfy chair
Thanks Voddy, you might have to poke me if I nod off Hine theres a lady that need poking"Starts the car
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"Right I’m here and I’m concentrating come and sit in this comfy chair
Thanks Voddy, you might have to poke me if I nod off Hine theres a lady that need poking
He’s already on my poke list "Oi it's not face book | |||
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"Right I’m here and I’m concentrating come and sit in this comfy chair
Thanks Voddy, you might have to poke me if I nod off Hine theres a lady that need poking
He’s already on my poke list
Oi it's not face book "Thank god! | |||
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"hoovers up all mistress fag ends washes up coffee mugs thinks needs a ruddy servent Feck off I don't pay servants. ..bloody slaves are my thing "You called Mistress? | |||
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"Found you all! "Evening mr paul xx | |||
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"hoovers up all mistress fag ends washes up coffee mugs thinks needs a ruddy servent Feck off I don't pay servants. ..bloody slaves are my thing
You called Mistress? "she fecken hollered | |||
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"Found you all! Evening mr paul xx"Ey up  | |||
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"Right I’m here and I’m concentrating come and sit in this comfy chair
Thanks Voddy, you might have to poke me if I nod off Hine theres a lady that need poking
He’s already on my poke list
Oi it's not face book
Thank god!"Oh. In that case poke away | |||
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"Found you all! Evening mr paul xx"Evening miss _oddy x | |||
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"Found you all! Evening mr paul xx
Ey up "Ello flower | |||
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"Found you all! Evening mr paul xx
Evening miss _oddy x"Evening Paul... You chucked out the chintz yet? | |||
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"Found you all! Evening mr paul xx
Evening miss _oddy x
Evening Paul...
You chucked out the chintz yet? "Hi home What chintz?? | |||
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"Found you all! Evening mr paul xx
Ey up
Ello flower "How’s it going alright? | |||
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"hoovers up all mistress fag ends washes up coffee mugs thinks needs a ruddy servent Feck off I don't pay servants. ..bloody slaves are my thing
You called Mistress? "I've just put the fecking phone down on you  | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x " I think they're avoiding me 
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
"I'm not mate 
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep up | |||
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"Found you all! Evening mr paul xx
Ey up
Ello flower
How’s it going alright?"Meh! Ups n downs... I'm gonna get some sleep as I'm shattered, fecking bin men woke me up early. I hope all's good at your end. I'll leave you with a little song... Goodnight sweetheart... | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up "maybe you need a pill | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill"What you got? | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? "v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore | |||
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"Found you all! Evening mr paul xx
Ey up
Ello flower
How’s it going alright?
Meh! Ups n downs...
I'm gonna get some sleep as I'm shattered, fecking bin men woke me up early.
I hope all's good at your end.
I'll leave you with a little song...
Goodnight sweetheart... "Fecking binmen night mate, sleep well | |||
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"Found you all! Evening mr paul xx
Ey up
Ello flower
How’s it going alright?
Meh! Ups n downs...
I'm gonna get some sleep as I'm shattered, fecking bin men woke me up early.
I hope all's good at your end.
I'll leave you with a little song...
Goodnight sweetheart...
Fecking binmen night mate, sleep well "Oi watch your language | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore"What good is that lot? Ffs | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffs"the sticks will stop it going floppy | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffs"You could make some lollys that stay hard until the end of the stick | |||
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"comes in with hot chocs and crumpets" You got real butter too? | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffsthe sticks will stop it going floppy"Oh  | |||
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"comes in with hot chocs and crumpets You got real butter too? "Anchor | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffs
You could make some lollys that stay hard until the end of the stick "Get in your cave before she traps you in the cellar | |||
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"comes in with hot chocs and crumpets You got real butter too? Anchor"Kiwi butter ...my favourite. .. | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffs
You could make some lollys that stay hard until the end of the stick
Get in your cave before she traps you in the cellar "hes safe | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffs
You could make some lollys that stay hard until the end of the stick
Get in your cave before she traps you in the cellar hes safe"Only cos I've got the key | |||
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"Found you all! Evening mr paul xx
Ey up
Ello flower
How’s it going alright?
Meh! Ups n downs...
I'm gonna get some sleep as I'm shattered, fecking bin men woke me up early.
I hope all's good at your end.
I'll leave you with a little song...
Goodnight sweetheart...
Fecking binmen night mate, sleep well
Oi watch your language "Sorry mistress | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffs
You could make some lollys that stay hard until the end of the stick
Get in your cave before she traps you in the cellar hes safe
Only cos I've got the key"Suddenly I'm feeling less safe..
You did ask what to do with them... just trying to be helpful
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"Found you all! Evening mr paul xx
Ey up
Ello flower
How’s it going alright?
Meh! Ups n downs...
I'm gonna get some sleep as I'm shattered, fecking bin men woke me up early.
I hope all's good at your end.
I'll leave you with a little song...
Goodnight sweetheart...
Fecking binmen night mate, sleep well
Oi watch your language
Sorry mistress "Ok your fecking forgiven | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffs
You could make some lollys that stay hard until the end of the stick
Get in your cave before she traps you in the cellar hes safe
Only cos I've got the key
Suddenly I'm feeling less safe..
You did ask what to do with them... just trying to be helpful
"What and get fecking splinters of splints in me flint...feck that | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffs
You could make some lollys that stay hard until the end of the stick
Get in your cave before she traps you in the cellar hes safe
Only cos I've got the key
Suddenly I'm feeling less safe..
You did ask what to do with them... just trying to be helpful
What and get fecking splinters of splints in me flint...feck that "Was that a typo | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffs
You could make some lollys that stay hard until the end of the stick
Get in your cave before she traps you in the cellar hes safe
Only cos I've got the key
Suddenly I'm feeling less safe..
You did ask what to do with them... just trying to be helpful
What and get fecking splinters of splints in me flint...feck that
Was that a typo "Yeah the of should have been off
Ok I thought the rest sounded good | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffs
You could make some lollys that stay hard until the end of the stick
Get in your cave before she traps you in the cellar hes safe
Only cos I've got the key
Suddenly I'm feeling less safe..
You did ask what to do with them... just trying to be helpful
What and get fecking splinters of splints in me flint...feck that
Was that a typo
Yeah the of should have been off
Ok I thought the rest sounded good "hmmmm you and good haha | |||
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"That went quickly, you all ran off x I think they're avoiding me
I'm not mate
Between this whatsapp and phone calls...I can't keep it up maybe you need a pill
What you got? v***** and 2 lolly sticks and micropore
What good is that lot? Ffs
You could make some lollys that stay hard until the end of the stick
Get in your cave before she traps you in the cellar hes safe
Only cos I've got the key
Suddenly I'm feeling less safe..
You did ask what to do with them... just trying to be helpful
What and get fecking splinters of splints in me flint...feck that
Was that a typo
Yeah the of should have been off
Ok I thought the rest sounded good hmmmm you and good haha"Got there before me... Runs away and hides | |||
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"Evening!...What's occurring tonight! "Evening _amiss...thank feck for a friendly face | |||
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"Evening!...What's occurring tonight! "mistress is abusing me | |||
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"Evening!...What's occurring tonight!
Evening _amiss...thank feck for a friendly face "Mwah!  | |||
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"Evening!...What's occurring tonight!
Evening _amiss...thank feck for a friendly face "oi ive still got some tar and feathers left | |||
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"Evening!...What's occurring tonight! mistress is abusing me "She'll have to have a spank | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight? "you saw it too _amiss i knew i wernt wrong | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight? you saw it too _amiss i knew i wernt wrong"First person I thought of,very glamorous and a good d*****! | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight? "Stomps off to bed | |||
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"Evening!...What's occurring tonight! mistress is abusing me
She'll have to have a spank "I'm working on it | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight? you saw it too _amiss i knew i wernt wrong
First person I thought of,very glamorous and a good d*****! "Was the fecker wearing a curtain? | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight?
Stomps off to bed"get your arse back ere | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight? you saw it too _amiss i knew i wernt wrong
First person I thought of,very glamorous and a good d*****!
Was the fecker wearing a condom? "didnt see any | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight? you saw it too _amiss i knew i wernt wrong
First person I thought of,very glamorous and a good d*****!
Was the fecker wearing a curtain? "Yes a chintz one and she looked gorgeous, so it must have been you! | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight? you saw it too _amiss i knew i wernt wrong
First person I thought of,very glamorous and a good d*****!
Was the fecker wearing a curtain?
Yes a chintz one and she looked gorgeous, so it must have been you! "the one who went tit over arse | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight?
Stomps off to bedget your arse back ere "Ok back now...had to reply to a pm off some fecker | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight? you saw it too _amiss i knew i wernt wrong
First person I thought of,very glamorous and a good d*****!
Was the fecker wearing a curtain?
Yes a chintz one and she looked gorgeous, so it must have been you! the one who went tit over arse"Hahaha! ...Stop it..I'll wet my pants...oh no I won't..I haven't got any on | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight?
Stomps off to bedget your arse back ere
Ok back now...had to reply to a pm off some fecker "You get pm's..... | |||
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"oooooo its nearly panto season "Oh no it isnt | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight? you saw it too _amiss i knew i wernt wrong
First person I thought of,very glamorous and a good d*****!
Was the fecker wearing a curtain?
Yes a chintz one and she looked gorgeous, so it must have been you! the one who went tit over arse
Hahaha! ...Stop it..I'll wet my pants...oh no I won't..I haven't got any on "I'm going to have to look on kodi for that fecker | |||
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"oooooo its nearly panto season "My panto partner is buggering off to build a hospital | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight? you saw it too _amiss i knew i wernt wrong
First person I thought of,very glamorous and a good d*****!
Was the fecker wearing a curtain?
Yes a chintz one and she looked gorgeous, so it must have been you! the one who went tit over arse
Hahaha! ...Stop it..I'll wet my pants...oh no I won't..I haven't got any on
I'm going to have to look on kodi for that fecker "look for bad habits holy orders too its good | |||
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"oooooo its nearly panto season
My panto partner is buggering off to build a hospital "good cause though | |||
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"oooooo its nearly panto season
My panto partner is buggering off to build a hospital good cause though"Fab will still have one ugly sister... Borrows soxys eye roll | |||
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"Were you in that Blackpool program tonight? you saw it too _amiss i knew i wernt wrong
First person I thought of,very glamorous and a good d*****!
Was the fecker wearing a curtain?
Yes a chintz one and she looked gorgeous, so it must have been you! the one who went tit over arse
Hahaha! ...Stop it..I'll wet my pants...oh no I won't..I haven't got any on
I'm going to have to look on kodi for that fecker look for bad habits holy orders too its good"Will do next week...been busy as hell this week getting my place spic and span | |||
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"oooooo its nearly panto season
My panto partner is buggering off to build a hospital good cause though"It is | |||
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"oooooo its nearly panto season
My panto partner is buggering off to build a hospital good cause though
Fab will still have one ugly sister...
Borrows soxys eye roll "Ask him to leave you a dress...then we are sorted...you got the look | |||
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"oooooo its nearly panto season
My panto partner is buggering off to build a hospital good cause though
Fab will still have one ugly sister...
Borrows soxys eye roll
Ask him to leave you a dress...then we are sorted...you got the look "but can he walk the walk | |||
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"oooooo its nearly panto season
My panto partner is buggering off to build a hospital good cause though
Fab will still have one ugly sister...
Borrows soxys eye roll
Ask him to leave you a dress...then we are sorted...you got the look but can he walk the walk"Not in Soxy's size 18 shoes I'll bet | |||
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"Where that fecking _amiss gone "I'm here Still clearing up dust, even got dust in my Nescafe | |||
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"Where that fecking _amiss gone
I'm here Still clearing up dust, even got dust in my Nescafe "Via that d****** thread...don't flutter your eyes lady | |||
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"Where that fecking _amiss gone
I'm here Still clearing up dust, even got dust in my Nescafe
Via that d****** thread...don't flutter your eyes lady "You know you love me, d****** or not! | |||
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"Where that fecking _amiss gone
I'm here Still clearing up dust, even got dust in my Nescafe
Via that d****** thread...don't flutter your eyes lady
You know you love me, d****** or not! "Oh ok then | |||
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"Where that fecking _amiss gone
I'm here Still clearing up dust, even got dust in my Nescafe
Via that d****** thread...don't flutter your eyes lady
You know you love me, d****** or not!
Oh ok then "Hehe | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme" ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go! | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go! "18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain? | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go!
18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain? "Yes...they are unisex curtains... | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go!
18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain?
Yes...they are unisex curtains... "I'll have the other side for my visitor then | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go!
18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain?
Yes...they are unisex curtains... "you mean see through | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go!
18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain?
Yes...they are unisex curtains...
I'll have the other side for my visitor then"No problem. | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go!
18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain?
Yes...they are unisex curtains... you mean see through"No they're lined, real posh ones | |||
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18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain?
Yes...they are unisex curtains... you mean see through"Nah that's net curtains...bit like your knickers | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go!
18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain?
Yes...they are unisex curtains... you mean see through
No they're lined, real posh ones "Better you've got satin one now though eh | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go!
18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain?
Yes...they are unisex curtains... you mean see through
No they're lined, real posh ones
Better you've got satin one now though eh "Yes, I have beautiful curtains now, that's why I'm chucking out the old tat!...oops.. | |||
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"Fecking Paul Smith fs bet not better "Haha.Knew what you meant | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go!
18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain?
Yes...they are unisex curtains... you mean see through
No they're lined, real posh ones
Better you've got satin one now though eh
Yes, I have beautiful curtains now, that's why I'm chucking out the old tat!...oops.. "Bugger your fecking giving me what the charity shops won't take of your hands | |||
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"6 people to keep this thread going......hello everybody and mistress....7 now" Hello Dash! | |||
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"6 people to keep this thread going......hello everybody and mistress....7 now" Alright mate...just a little clique here but you can come in | |||
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"6 people to keep this thread going......hello everybody and mistress....7 now Alright mate...just a little clique here but you can come in "I dont do cliques but if it pisses the other cliques off im in | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go!
18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain?
Yes...they are unisex curtains... you mean see through
No they're lined, real posh ones
Better you've got satin one now though eh
Yes, I have beautiful curtains now, that's why I'm chucking out the old tat!...oops..
Bugger your fecking giving me what the charity shops won't take of your hands "No..they just said they had enough curtains.. | |||
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"hello dash xx" Well hello _oddy x | |||
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"6 people to keep this thread going......hello everybody and mistress....7 now Hello Dash! "Helloooooo | |||
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"6 people to keep this thread going......hello everybody and mistress....7 now Alright mate...just a little clique here but you can come in
I dont do cliques but if it pisses the other cliques off im in"Good lad.there getting fewer of us with soxy buggering off. | |||
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"wanders round singing gimme gimme gimme ....a man after midnight...35 minutes to go!
18 now..but I ask do I class as a man, in a curtain?
Yes...they are unisex curtains... you mean see through
No they're lined, real posh ones
Better you've got satin one now though eh
Yes, I have beautiful curtains now, that's why I'm chucking out the old tat!...oops..
Bugger your fecking giving me what the charity shops won't take of your hands
No..they just said they had enough curtains..
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"Right the ' man after midnight' must be here now, so I'm popping off to bed and see you all tomorrow ( or today now!) "Me too byeeeee | |||
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"Right the ' man after midnight' must be here now, so I'm popping off to bed and see you all tomorrow ( or today now!)
Me too byeeeee"Na night Dash. | |||
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"Right the ' man after midnight' must be here now, so I'm popping off to bed and see you all tomorrow ( or today now!) "Are you all done on the windows? Then you can bugger off to bed | |||
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"Right the ' man after midnight' must be here now, so I'm popping off to bed and see you all tomorrow ( or today now!)
Me too byeeeee"Night mate | |||
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"Right the ' man after midnight' must be here now, so I'm popping off to bed and see you all tomorrow ( or today now!)
Are you all done on the windows?
Then you can bugger off to bed "Just the main door tomorrow. They do look lovely, I'm chuffed as nuts! Speak tomorrow, lovely. Na night, sweet dreams. xxx | |||
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"Right the ' man after midnight' must be here now, so I'm popping off to bed and see you all tomorrow ( or today now!)
Are you all done on the windows?
Then you can bugger off to bed
Just the main door tomorrow. They do look lovely, I'm chuffed as nuts! Speak tomorrow, lovely. Na night, sweet dreams. xxx"Night night lovely xx | |||
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"oooooo its nearly panto season
My panto partner is buggering off to build a hospital good cause though
Fab will still have one ugly sister...
Borrows soxys eye roll
Ask him to leave you a dress...then we are sorted...you got the look "Shoes too big for me to fill | |||
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Hot choc and crumpets at this time of day..
What happened to my mug of tea and bacon buttie "I'm turning the coffee machine on mate | |||
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If _oddy gets her arse out of bed...she's got real butter too"Ooh lovely! | |||
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"I’ll have a cheeky crumpetif there’s one free
If _oddy gets her arse out of bed...she's got real butter too
Ooh lovely!"Convinced me... But where's this coffee gone.. | |||
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You called Mistress? she fecken hollered
Morning cosmos "Good morning Mistress, good morning everyone. Xx | |||
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Hot choc and crumpets at this time of day..
What happened to my mug of tea and bacon buttie "How about hot chocolate and croissants? I like to be different | |||
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You called Mistress? she fecken hollered
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Good morning Mistress, good morning everyone. Xx"Morning might nick one of your croissants too | |||
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If _oddy gets her arse out of bed...she's got real butter too
Ooh lovely!
Convinced me...
But where's this coffee gone.."Open your fecking eyes...it's on the coffee table..where else you think I put it | |||
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Morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, good morning everyone. Xx
Morning might nick one of your croissants too "I'm very happy to share | |||
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"I'm up and out already ile have you know " Get the butter out then...bloody slacker | |||
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Morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, good morning everyone. Xx
Morning might nick one of your croissants too
I'm very happy to share " | |||
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Hot choc and crumpets at this time of day..
What happened to my mug of tea and bacon buttie
I'm turning the coffee machine on mate "I've got to go to work so I can't wait for the machine to do its thing. Can I have a latte delivered to me about 10.30 please | |||
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"comes in with hot chocs and crumpets I'm sure I'm in a different time zone to everyone else. I miss out on all the goodies.
Hot choc and crumpets at this time of day..
What happened to my mug of tea and bacon buttie
How about hot chocolate and croissants? I like to be different "Nothing wrong with going a touch continental... Don't be telling the guy in a frock he'll eat them all | |||
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Morning cosmos
Good morning Mistress, good morning everyone. Xx
Morning might nick one of your croissants too
I'm very happy to share
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If _oddy gets her arse out of bed...she's got real butter too
Ooh lovely!
Convinced me...
But where's this coffee gone..
Open your fecking eyes...it's on the coffee table..where else you think I put it "Love this caff...always service with a snarl.. Thank you... oh and good morning | |||
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Hot choc and crumpets at this time of day..
What happened to my mug of tea and bacon buttie
How about hot chocolate and croissants? I like to be different
Nothing wrong with going a touch continental...
Don't be telling the guy in a frock he'll eat them all "Nom nom nom | |||
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Hot choc and crumpets at this time of day..
What happened to my mug of tea and bacon buttie
I'm turning the coffee machine on mate
I've got to go to work so I can't wait for the machine to do its thing. Can I have a latte delivered to me about 10.30 please "Will do via whatsapp | |||
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Hot choc and crumpets at this time of day..
What happened to my mug of tea and bacon buttie
How about hot chocolate and croissants? I like to be different
Nothing wrong with going a touch continental...
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"I’ll have a cheeky crumpetif there’s one free
If _oddy gets her arse out of bed...she's got real butter too
Ooh lovely!
Convinced me...
But where's this coffee gone..
Open your fecking eyes...it's on the coffee table..where else you think I put it
Love this caff...always service with a snarl..
Thank you... oh and good morning "But you got to admit my coffees bloody good.. Morning mate | |||
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Hot choc and crumpets at this time of day..
What happened to my mug of tea and bacon buttie
How about hot chocolate and croissants? I like to be different
Nothing wrong with going a touch continental...
Don't be telling the guy in a frock he'll eat them all
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"I’ll have a cheeky crumpetif there’s one free
If _oddy gets her arse out of bed...she's got real butter too
Ooh lovely!
Convinced me...
But where's this coffee gone..
Open your fecking eyes...it's on the coffee table..where else you think I put it
Love this caff...always service with a snarl..
Thank you... oh and good morning But you got to admit my coffees bloody good..
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"Morning Mistress, morning everyone! "Good morning lovely
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"I’ll have a cheeky crumpetif there’s one free
If _oddy gets her arse out of bed...she's got real butter too
Ooh lovely!
Convinced me...
But where's this coffee gone..
Open your fecking eyes...it's on the coffee table..where else you think I put it
Love this caff...always service with a snarl..
Thank you... oh and good morning But you got to admit my coffees bloody good..
Morning mate
Got a refill "Jeez have you seen the price of beans
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"Morning Mistress, morning everyone!
Good morning lovely
Have the window blokes arrived yet?"Yep just arrived, got the tea urn on! How are you this lovely morning? | |||
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"Morning Mistress, morning everyone!
Good morning lovely
Have the window blokes arrived yet?
Yep just arrived, got the tea urn on! How are you this lovely morning? "Good just about to add the finishing touches for tomorrow's visitor...it involves removing a fuse from the telly | |||
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"I would volunteer to do #15 (getting close to 20) ! ,but going to be popping on and off throughout day, so permission to take leave?
Permission granted but I'm thinking of doing a special addition for 15 "Thank you Mistress, much appreciated. Will we be allowed to mention the D word, or shall we save that for #20 | |||
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"I would volunteer to do #15 (getting close to 20) ! ,but going to be popping on and off throughout day, so permission to take leave?
Permission granted but I'm thinking of doing a special addition for 15
Thank you Mistress, much appreciated. Will we be allowed to mention the D word, or shall we save that for #20 "Hey I'm in a good mood for the weekend But don't go and fecking push it now | |||
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"I would volunteer to do #15 (getting close to 20) ! ,but going to be popping on and off throughout day, so permission to take leave?
Permission granted but I'm thinking of doing a special addition for 15
Thank you Mistress, much appreciated. Will we be allowed to mention the D word, or shall we save that for #20
Hey I'm in a good mood for the weekend
But don't go and fecking push it now "Just jesting with you! | |||
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"I spotted you...good morning paul "Where's Paul? | |||
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"I spotted you...good morning paul
Where's Paul? "Lurking | |||
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"I spotted you...good morning paul
Where's Paul?
Lurking "Hmmmm....looks behind the settee.... | |||
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"I spotted you...good morning paul
Where's Paul?
Lurking
Hmmmm....looks behind the settee.... "Hide the fecking frock | |||
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"I spotted you...good morning paul
Where's Paul?
Lurking
Hmmmm....looks behind the settee....
Hide the fecking frock "Fortunately, it's still in the loft so the window fitter can't get his hands on it! Think he might be thinking he's getting it as a tip, but he's got another think coming! | |||
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"I spotted you...good morning paul
Where's Paul?
Lurking
Hmmmm....looks behind the settee....
Hide the fecking frock
Fortunately, it's still in the loft so the window fitter can't get his hands on it! Think he might be thinking he's getting it as a tip, but he's got another think coming! "Give him a tip and tell the dodgy fecker to stop wearing women's clothes | |||
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