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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was the last animal you interacted with and why?

I’m just off to walk the dogs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(waits for the first trouser-snake joke)

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Cat. Fed it!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It was a rat by the riverside. It just stood on the path and stared at me and wouldn't let me pass. I had to work back the other way.

Rude skanky bastard!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

I tickled my cat under the chin on Tuesday , I miss him , I lost him in the divorce

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A garden bird

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My cat & dog, round my ankles at breakfast time this morning

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

My cat, gave him a chin rub and told him what an utter bastard I think he is as he can spend the day sleeping on my bed while I go out and earn his keep

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Our poor doggy

He's poorly at the moment.

Spent all day at the vets yesterday

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Stroked and kissed one of my cats about 20 mins ago, told him he was beautiful

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"What was the last animal you interacted with and why?

I’m just off to walk the dogs.

Our ferrets last night as we were cleaning them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat jumping on me whilst I’m lying on the sofa trying to type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a cuddle with my kitty this morning before I left for work. When I go, she always stands on the windowsill and miaows so I go say good bye to her before I go, so we do head bumps and she's happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours cat came to see me this morning, I gave her a bit of love then she just fucked off. She's very pretty though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat.

Every meal time he's just like every other cat, round my legs trying to trip me up while I sort his food out. At bed time we shut him in the utility room or he wrecks the place and comes and sticks his smelly little arse in my face.

When he hears his food cupboard open, he comes and has a look to make sure I am sorting his supper out then he goes and sits in the front room by the sofa and waits for me to come and get him and carry him to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neighbours cat came to see me this morning, I gave her a bit of love then she just fucked off. She's very pretty though. "

I can relate to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spider,I heroically picked it up and moved it outside at the request of a young lady receptionist this morning.Was only about the size of a two pound coin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been walking on the Salisbury Plains with my beautiful dog. She's my best friend and I don't know what I'd do without her.

I fed all my birds that visit daily but I didn't talk to them.

I also moved a ladybird from my bedroom into a ladybird house I have in my garden. I hope it's very happy there

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Our cat. He understands everything we say to him and appears to think that we're only here to feed him, open the door because he clearly is too important to use the cat door and warm up the sofa for him.

I suspect that I will be carted off eventually accused of gross anthropomorphism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spider. I saved him from my shower this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My littlest cat. He made himself comfy on my bed this morning as I was getting ready, and will be in exactly the same spot until I get home later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum's cat on Tuesday I think, trying to look at her nose as it's appeared to have been really mucky since early summer but now we think it's just been sun burnt.

I chattered to a squirrel yesterday.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The cat from round the corner, it comes into the garden to eat the bread I put out for the birds

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My cats. I fed them first thing this morning. The gingery one has fucked off upstairs to lie on her favourite spot on the landing where she can either kill me by tripping me down the stairs or just enjoying the fact the hot water pipe runs under the floorboard there and the tabby is curled up on my foot making little chirrupy noises in her sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Called the cat a dick this morning when he came into the bathroom to watch me pee, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked a sheep what the fuck it was looking at this morning as I was brushing my teeth.

It didn't reply.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I tickled my cat under the chin on Tuesday , I miss him , I lost him in the divorce

That's harsh man.

Bro hugs

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Had a cuddle with my kitty this morning before I left for work. When I go, she always stands on the windowsill and miaows so I go say good bye to her before I go, so we do head bumps and she's happy. "

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I asked a sheep what the fuck it was looking at this morning as I was brushing my teeth.

It didn't reply."

Did it spend the night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a High-5 from my cat before I left for work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw my ex wife yesterday. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clipped a pheasant this morning in the car. Think it's alright

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

My horse last night. And he kicked my thigh. Pretty sore

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

A mouse , I took it out trap I laid last night , put it in a bag , and into the bin .

Couldn’t decide if it was suitable to go in the food waste or not .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I asked a sheep what the fuck it was looking at this morning as I was brushing my teeth.

It didn't reply.

Did it spend the night?

It had spent the night actually

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Just cleaned out my gerbils, closley monitored by my cats.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Clipped a pheasant this morning in the car. Think it's alright "

Hope so. Little dents or even just paint chip can be costly

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Clipped a pheasant this morning in the car. Think it's alright "

You pluck them

Flippers are for furry beasts only.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Clippers even grrrh

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"My horse last night. And he kicked my thigh. Pretty sore

My neighbour was killed when her horse kicked her. You were lucky

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"My horse last night. And he kicked my thigh. Pretty sore

My neighbour was killed when her horse kicked her. You were lucky"

Yes I've heard that's happened to a couple of people in my area. Dangerous animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat this morning.. always comes in my room and curls up on the bottom of my bed

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Fed the cats this morning - I'd not have got my tea and toast in peace if I didn't!!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"My horse last night. And he kicked my thigh. Pretty sore

My neighbour was killed when her horse kicked her. You were lucky

Yes I've heard that's happened to a couple of people in my area. Dangerous animals "

Only the back part is dangerous. Front part is lovely

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

My Westie and my Norwich both curled up on the recliner with me .Certainly making me feel brighter while I'm recuperating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've been landscaping our garden over the last 5 years and every time i turn over some soil the robins are there looking for food ... this summer i have gained their confidence so much that they now feed out of my hand and yesterday was a lovely sunny day, so i was out digging and fed the robins every time i had a tea break

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My dog. No choice, she demanded snuggles.

I love her.

I don't love her 11 year old breath.

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By *ature studentsCouple
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth Dorset.

"Cat. Fed it!"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog. He wanted to sniff me whilst I delivered shopping to his owners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 dogs throwing themselves on the bed this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My giant bunny. She was pleased to see me this morning with her freshly picked forage.

Left her eating hay whilst sitting in her litter tray.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"My dog. No choice, she demanded snuggles.

I love her.

I don't love her 11 year old breath."

Try waking up with a cat’s arse in your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two dogs. Gave them their chews before I left the house.

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By *alibra57Man
over a year ago

Southampton

A hedgehog in my garden comes up to the back door to be fed. Not been for a couple of nights gone into hibernation i think just as i bought it more bloody food too

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By *imjan38ddCouple
over a year ago

norwich

Aint that the truth!

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By *imjan38ddCouple
over a year ago

norwich

Aint that the truth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s the truth?

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

A goat. Honestly.

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By *HEEKY MISTAMan
over a year ago

Beds

Pet Parrot..

cleaned cage and fed

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The horse I just rode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chickens just visited and corn thrown!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Frenchie Reggie, just about to take him to the park to chase all the horrible kids off for half term .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My great dane and Jack russell. Can't fuss one without the other

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"My dog. No choice, she demanded snuggles.

I love her.

I don't love her 11 year old breath.

Try waking up with a cat’s arse in your face

*toot* wakey wakey feedy lady

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Me and my daughter went out on our bikes Tuesday to feed some retired ponies some carrots. Greedy little bastards nearly took her hand off!!

I prefer cats

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By *r C Miss CCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

My jack Russell floyd. The little bugger tried chewing on my toe and then he tried pinching and half empty bottle of to chew on.. hes mental. I love him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back from the beach with both my dogs...they are now very smily..

I even talk to them...sometimes it's more intellectual than the forums

Oops did I txt that out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I outstared a fox the other night

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I outstared a fox the other night

That's very brave, I would of run a mile!!

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By *alibra57Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Just had a nice steak so cow would be the last animal

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"A hedgehog in my garden comes up to the back door to be fed. Not been for a couple of nights gone into hibernation i think just as i bought it more bloody food too"

Have faith. Not cold enough yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shoed a cat away from the park bench I was sat at yesterday. He wasn’t getting any of my sausage roll!!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I just got home from work and one of my cats hawked up a furball at my feet then fucked off back upstairs. The other one is demanding cuddles and won't let me get a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran over a small Squirrel in my car, does that count as an interaction?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gently reintroduced a spider to it's natural environment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago,Jim fixed it for me to milk a goat while blindfolded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog is asleep on me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rescued a tiny beetle from the doormat just before I wiped my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a squirrel nicking from the bird feeders the greedy little sod!

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By *heeky_subCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Just stroked the pet rabbit before bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picked up a snake because it was having a nosy out of its hide

By snake, I mean an actual snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Amazon Green Tree Python otherwise know as “angry snake”

He’s an absolute wanker....but hey he’s pretty

MrsK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand fed my chameleon

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Just got the all clear from the vets on the dog.

Its not the big C

Thank God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caterpillars, "removing" them from my brassicas.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A Shih Tzu, she was in the bed that I was about to sort out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i've been landscaping our garden over the last 5 years and every time i turn over some soil the robins are there looking for food ... this summer i have gained their confidence so much that they now feed out of my hand and yesterday was a lovely sunny day, so i was out digging and fed the robins every time i had a tea break"

Love this. I managed it many years ago when I was still living with my parents, dad let me do a bit of digging in his veg patch and a Robin was hopping about, I found a grub and sat down with it on my outstretched hand and within a minute the Robin saw it and edged closer and eventually took it. That's proper interaction with nature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got home from work and one of my cats hawked up a furball at my feet then fucked off back upstairs. The other one is demanding cuddles and won't let me get a cuppa."

Living the dream eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago,Jim fixed it for me to milk a goat while blindfolded."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got the all clear from the vets on the dog.

Its not the big C

Thank God"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Just got the all clear from the vets on the dog.

Its not the big C

Thank God

The stress has almost killed us as he is only 7

A few more tests to come back but hopefully we can sort him out

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Not today but yesterday when my neighbour's cat welcomed me at my front door, like a long lost friend. Its owner can't understand such behaviour as, in his words, "that cat hates men, quite ok with women!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hand feed the swans outside my house fairly often, do big birds count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a sweet post...

My pup... my little fury rat baby ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My soppy blooming dog, just a few moments ago, dozing on my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the last animal you interacted with and why?

I’m just off to walk the dogs.

Have 2 dogs and they have just beat me up cos they wanted some doggy milk... Now they are sleeping on the chair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog. He likes to cosy up on the sofa for "our" time once my bambinos are in bed.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My neighbors female cats that I'm caring for atm. Lots of goodnight fuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(waits for the first trouser-snake joke)"

My cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pussy.

No, my dogs. Ones in bed, the others on her chair.

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