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I sometimes feel I've accidentally stumbled into Bible class on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With all the preaching going on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Amen

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Hallelujah sister

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Did we just all post at the same time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did we just all post at the same time ?"

Nah, I beat you. Suck it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 25/10/17 23:36:53]"

Amen??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn phone too slow! Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...on your knees!, and pray for forgiveness

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Amen! "

say that again sista!!!

ok... seriously... what have i messed this time!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amen!

say that again sista!!!

ok... seriously... what have i messed this time!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the judgements too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget the judgements too.

"

Praise be!

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By *ifferMan
over a year ago

Stow

Praise the Lord.... or Allah!!

or plan b, stick your fucking 72 virgins up your arse, give me the ladies on fab any day of the week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bow to your knees and repent if you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget the judgements too.

"

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If 72 virgins fuck you in the arse with a double dildo... is everyone still a virgin?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

AH HAVE SINNED!!!!

In my best tv preacher voice

PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY FO MAH BLESSING

please leave your credit card details not forgetting the security code.

Terms and conditions apply

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

50 Hail Mary's & everything's forgiven

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Bible Class?

Are we yanks now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If 72 virgins fuck you in the arse with a double dildo... is everyone still a virgin? "

Do they wipe it after each one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bible Class?

Are we yanks now?"

Make up your mind Jimi, you were wanting people to read more a minute ago...

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Too late to save our souls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I putting the body of Christmas in my mouth vicar???

This is very grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear ya sister. Can I get an amen!

ptu xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bible Class?

Are we yanks now?

Make up your mind Jimi, you were wanting people to read more a minute ago... "

Library card at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There wasn't much preaching in my bible class, really. Lots of scaring the shit out of us...But not so much preaching...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bow to your knees and repent if you please"

While your down there.......

ptu xxx

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Bible Class?

Are we yanks now?

Make up your mind Jimi, you were wanting people to read more a minute ago... "

It's not "bible Class" here, it's "Sunday School".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bow to your knees and repent if you please

While your down there.......

ptu xxx "

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Bible Class?

Are we yanks now?

Make up your mind Jimi, you were wanting people to read more a minute ago...

Library card at the ready "

That because someone is checking you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bible Class?

Are we yanks now?"

I yank a few things from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If 72 virgins fuck you in the arse with a double dildo... is everyone still a virgin?

Do they wipe it after each one?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If 72 virgins fuck you in the arse with a double dildo... is everyone still a virgin? "

Only if you leave your socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bible Class?

Are we yanks now?

Make up your mind Jimi, you were wanting people to read more a minute ago...

It's not "bible Class" here, it's "Sunday School". "

I could benefit from more teaching by your mother tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bible Class?

Are we yanks now?

Make up your mind Jimi, you were wanting people to read more a minute ago...

It's not "bible Class" here, it's "Sunday School".

I could benefit from more teaching by your mother tongue. "

Mother. Not mother's. Jim's mum is enough for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bible Class?

Are we yanks now?"

You can be whatever you want to be.

Plus. I feel too old to be calling it Sunday school.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bible Class?

Are we yanks now?

Make up your mind Jimi, you were wanting people to read more a minute ago...

It's not "bible Class" here, it's "Sunday School". "

We ain't 5 any more Jim.

(although some of us act it)

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he will be unclean till evening. Any clothing or leather that has semen on it must be washed with water, and it will be unclean till evening. When a man has sexual relations with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both of them must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening."

So, after daytime sex shower, stay indoors and don't touch anything and it'll be all fine again by the evening. That's my bible study for the day done. Phew!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

We don't have "Bible Class" in the UK, despite of our age. Apart from anything else, it's not how we word things. See also: Bible Study.

There is also the slight aside that "Bible Study" is possibly an oxymoron...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fear not pilgrims, the meek shall inherit the fab earth..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he will be unclean till evening. Any clothing or leather that has semen on it must be washed with water, and it will be unclean till evening. When a man has sexual relations with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both of them must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening."

So, after daytime sex shower, stay indoors and don't touch anything and it'll be all fine again by the evening. That's my bible study for the day done. Phew!"

But if there are sexual relations and NO semen...then what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What preaching does this refer to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always liked this one, Liggy:

Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits. (Song of Songs 4:16)

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Can we check out that book of revelation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We don't have "Bible Class" in the UK, despite of our age. Apart from anything else, it's not how we word things. See also: Bible Study.

There is also the slight aside that "Bible Study" is possibly an oxymoron..."

Are you fucking preaching Jim?

Are you?

This is not " Sunday School" you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always liked this one, Liggy:

Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits. (Song of Songs 4:16)"

Now if that don't condone infidelity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What preaching does this refer to?"

People telling people what to do, in a preachy way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he will be unclean till evening. Any clothing or leather that has semen on it must be washed with water, and it will be unclean till evening. When a man has sexual relations with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both of them must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening."

So, after daytime sex shower, stay indoors and don't touch anything and it'll be all fine again by the evening. That's my bible study for the day done. Phew!

But if there are sexual relations and NO semen...then what?"

And, what if it is evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always liked this one, Liggy:

Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits. (Song of Songs 4:16)

Now if that don't condone infidelity "

It's all about the scrumpy-pumpy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always liked this one, Liggy:

Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits. (Song of Songs 4:16)

Now if that don't condone infidelity

It's all about the scrumpy-pumpy. "

Utter filth that bible is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always liked this one, Liggy:

Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits. (Song of Songs 4:16)

Now if that don't condone infidelity

It's all about the scrumpy-pumpy.

Utter filth that bible is. "

This one takes it too far for me though....

My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. (Song of Songs 5:4)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always liked this one, Liggy:

Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits. (Song of Songs 4:16)

Now if that don't condone infidelity

It's all about the scrumpy-pumpy.

Utter filth that bible is.

This one takes it too far for me though....

My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. (Song of Songs 5:4)"

There's something to be said about a good bowel movements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring Prophet; ...there shall, in that time, be *rumors* of things going astray, errrm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi - with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boring Prophet; ...there shall, in that time, be *rumors* of things going astray, errrm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi - with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril..."

That sounds very Pythonesque.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This one takes it too far for me though....

My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. (Song of Songs 5:4)"

Poohing through the hole of a door into someone's hand ... ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boring Prophet; ...there shall, in that time, be *rumors* of things going astray, errrm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi - with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril...

That sounds very Pythonesque. "

Nooooo, straight out of the old testament is that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boring Prophet; ...there shall, in that time, be *rumors* of things going astray, errrm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi - with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril...

That sounds very Pythonesque.

Nooooo, straight out of the old testament is that "

I must have missed that class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This one takes it too far for me though....

My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. (Song of Songs 5:4)

Poohing through the hole of a door into someone's hand ... ewwww "

I think the hole of the door is a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

This one takes it too far for me though....

My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. (Song of Songs 5:4)

Poohing through the hole of a door into someone's hand ... ewwww

I think the hole of the door is a euphemism "

Probably a crap translation from the original language. They meant to write cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This one takes it too far for me though....

My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him. (Song of Songs 5:4)

Poohing through the hole of a door into someone's hand ... ewwww

I think the hole of the door is a euphemism

Probably a crap translation from the original language. They meant to write cunt. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 26/10/17 00:47:42]"

Sod it. I'm not going to say the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 26/10/17 00:47:42]

Sod it. I'm not going to say the truth. "

DO.

IT!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

So, it's OK to break up a fight as long as you don't grab someone by the cock in the process. I think.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Matthew 5:28 “But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

So, it's OK to break up a fight as long as you don't grab someone by the cock in the process. I think."

*nods thoughtfully* fair enough, good explanation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

So, it's OK to break up a fight as long as you don't grab someone by the cock in the process. I think."

We can grab him by the throat. Or stick a finger up his bum. But don't touch the danglers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Matthew 5:28 “But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.”

"

I totally get that one.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


""If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

So, it's OK to break up a fight as long as you don't grab someone by the cock in the process. I think."

Surely she's just trying to cop a sneaky feel while her fella is getting a slap , taking advantage of a bad situation , filthy mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Sod it. I'm not going to say the truth.

DO.

IT!"

It's disappointingly tame and rather sweet. I prefer to start some coprophilic rumours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 26/10/17 00:47:42]

Sod it. I'm not going to say the truth.

DO.

IT!

It's disappointingly tame and rather sweet. I prefer to start some coprophilic rumours. "

We'll that's shit

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"[Removed by poster at 26/10/17 00:47:42]

Sod it. I'm not going to say the truth.

DO.

IT!

It's disappointingly tame and rather sweet. I prefer to start some coprophilic rumours. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 26/10/17 00:47:42]

Sod it. I'm not going to say the truth.

DO.

IT!

It's disappointingly tame and rather sweet. I prefer to start some coprophilic rumours.

"

Referring to the bible quote!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"[Removed by poster at 26/10/17 00:47:42]

Sod it. I'm not going to say the truth.

DO.

IT!

It's disappointingly tame and rather sweet. I prefer to start some coprophilic rumours.

Referring to the bible quote! "
oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if the panties in my profile pic are anything to go by...

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By *skiiboyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well if the panties in my profile pic are anything to go by... "

Lmao

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"...on your knees!, and pray for forgiveness "

If it's forgiveness you are seeking...

Sister LisaB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...on your knees!, and pray for forgiveness

If it's forgiveness you are seeking...

Sister LisaB "

When's the collection box coming round so we can all go home

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Have i missed a thread about which forum member is most preachy? Or has the preachyest ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes think I've clicked on some awful bastard child of Buzzfeed, Mumsnet and Daily Mail Online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When this user clicked on a thread about profiles above, what they found will SHOCK you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to be my life at the moment. People trying to turn me to god .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have i missed a thread about which forum member is most preachy? Or has the preachyest ass?"

I missed it too.

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