FabSwingers.com forum: The strictly no dancing but twirling may be accepted thread part 12+1

By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

here we go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here we go again"

12 + 1...you shithouse

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"here we go again"

On our own. Going down the only road we've ever known

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"here we go again

12 + 1...you shithouse

Run out of fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here we go again

On our own. Going down the only road we've ever known

Oh ffs

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"here we go again

12 + 1...you shithouse

"
didnt want you to have bad luck

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

You can dance

You can jive

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that girl

Watch that scene

Dig in the dancing queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on

Leave 'em burning and then you're gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here we go again

12 + 1...you shithouse

didnt want you to have bad luck"

I think 20 might be my unlucky number

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"here we go again

On our own. Going down the only road we've ever known

Oh ffs

Like a drifter I was born to walk alone...

To my bed, I'm cream crackered.

Nanite everybody, see ya morra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can dance

You can jive

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that girl

Watch that scene

Dig in the dancing queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on

Leave 'em burning and then you're gone

Wtf have you just fecking said

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

night sweetheart xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here we go again

On our own. Going down the only road we've ever known

Oh ffs

Like a drifter I was born to walk alone...

To my bed, I'm cream crackered.

Nanite everybody, see ya morra

See yea mate..sleep good

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"You can dance

You can jive

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that girl

Watch that scene

Dig in the dancing queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on

Leave 'em burning and then you're gone

Wtf have you just fecking said

"
didnt say nowt

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"You can dance

You can jive

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that girl

Watch that scene

Dig in the dancing queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on

Leave 'em burning and then you're gone

Wtf have you just fecking said

Mama Mia! Itsa song sènior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can dance

You can jive

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that girl

Watch that scene

Dig in the dancing queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on

Leave 'em burning and then you're gone

Wtf have you just fecking said

Mama Mia! Itsa song sènior

Here...feck off to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can dance

You can jive

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that girl

Watch that scene

Dig in the dancing queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on

Leave 'em burning and then you're gone

Wtf have you just fecking said

didnt say nowt"

Checks the rules!...oh feck you didn't put them up

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

you have never said we cant sing

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on

Leave 'em burning and then you're gone

sums you up giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

"
i could have sang about what your gonna meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

i could have sang about what your gonna meet "

It's not a what it's a who cheeky bugger

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

i could have sang about what your gonna meet

It's not a what it's a who cheeky bugger

"
ah your gonna meet your waterloo then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

i could have sang about what your gonna meet

It's not a what it's a who cheeky bugger

ah your gonna meet your waterloo then

Ah when does my supporters pass run out now

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

i could have sang about what your gonna meet

It's not a what it's a who cheeky bugger

ah your gonna meet your waterloo then

Ah when does my supporters pass run out now

"
with your luck never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

i could have sang about what your gonna meet

It's not a what it's a who cheeky bugger

ah your gonna meet your waterloo then

Ah when does my supporters pass run out now

with your luck never

Do you get time back for holidays...I would be owed money

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

i could have sang about what your gonna meet

It's not a what it's a who cheeky bugger

ah your gonna meet your waterloo then

My my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surender

Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight......

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song? "

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good morning sexy cosmo xxxx

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

"
take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

I'm good...I had a lovely refreshing sleep..but I'll save your ears and not burst into song this morning

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs"

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty"

Any mushrooms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak

Ah I always get them feckers mixed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak

Ah I always get them feckers mixed up

You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet

I’ll be singing that all day now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak

Ah I always get them feckers mixed up

You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet

I’ll be singing that all day now

Oh thank feck I was half right

Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak

Ah I always get them feckers mixed up

You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet

I’ll be singing that all day now

Oh thank feck I was half right

Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though

Nope

I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry

beware, general public!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak

Ah I always get them feckers mixed up

You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet

I’ll be singing that all day now

Oh thank feck I was half right

Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though

Nope

I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry

beware, general public!"

Well the sun will be shining where ever you are

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

"
you want a cackle berry aswell

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak

Ah I always get them feckers mixed up

You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet

I’ll be singing that all day now

Oh thank feck I was half right

Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though

Nope

I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry

beware, general public!

Well the sun will be shining where ever you are

"
the sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray the sun has got his hat on and misstress wants to play

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak

Ah I always get them feckers mixed up

You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet

I’ll be singing that all day now

Oh thank feck I was half right

Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though

Nope

I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry

beware, general public!

Well the sun will be shining where ever you are

the sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray the sun has got his hat on and misstress wants to play"

Aha! The sun always shines on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell"

What are these southern berries you speak off?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Morning cosmos, _oddy, mistress & lexie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak

Ah I always get them feckers mixed up

You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet

I’ll be singing that all day now

Oh thank feck I was half right

Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though

Nope

I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry

beware, general public!

Well the sun will be shining where ever you are

the sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray the sun has got his hat on and misstress wants to play"

Mistress is on second cup of coffee...soon be time to pay a visit

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?"
do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak

Ah I always get them feckers mixed up

You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet

I’ll be singing that all day now

Oh thank feck I was half right

Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though

Nope

I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry

beware, general public!

Well the sun will be shining where ever you are

the sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray the sun has got his hat on and misstress wants to play

Aha! The sun always shines on tv

Feck off Paul. ..but good morning to you

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good morning sexy Paul xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms "

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

"
ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything"

Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything

Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky

"
don't give me that angelic look madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything

Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky

don't give me that angelic look madam"
Ok would that be a runny premature chicken breast?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything

Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky

don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?

It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Good morning sexy Paul xxx"

Morning _oddy xx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Good morning everyone, apologies for my absence. Bally real life getting in the way of my entertainment

So, what have I missed except for a jolly good sing song?

Now last time I did a update I got accused of being less Dawson so bugger that

Good morning cosmos

Good morning Mistress, how are you this fine morning?

take no notice of old mardy drawers there she don't like abba songs

Oh you know me so well

In my best Elaine Paige voice

Barbara Dickson stand-in warming up the vocals as we speak

Ah I always get them feckers mixed up

You’re not mixed up, they did that song as a duet

I’ll be singing that all day now

Oh thank feck I was half right

Morning lexi...hope you've got your own office though

Nope

I’ll be belting out the classics to all and sundry

beware, general public!

Well the sun will be shining where ever you are

the sun has got his hat on hip hip hooray the sun has got his hat on and misstress wants to play

Aha! The sun always shines on tv

Feck off Paul. ..but good morning to you

Morning D

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything

Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky

don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?

It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs

"
aye can't beat a lily savage brekky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything

Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky

don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?

It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs

They always kick off my morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything

Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky

don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?

It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs

aye can't beat a lily savage brekky"

Careful....I don't want that bloody label.

I sound nowt like a fecking scouse

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything

Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky

don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?

It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs

aye can't beat a lily savage brekky

Careful....I don't want that bloody label.

I sound nowt like a fecking scouse

"
I was told you were her sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all...

Coffee and bacon buttie time?

It's suddenly gone all cold here..

Can someone turn the sun up a bit please...

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

Wot....D****** Queen?...

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning ms satins I think we should have a abba day

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!

Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!

Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?

*not aero, that's chocolate...are*

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!

Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?

*not aero, that's chocolate...are*

"
I can hear misstress shouting to think the loo door has stuck

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!

Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?

*not aero, that's chocolate...are*

I can hear misstress shouting to think the loo door has stuck

Hahaha! Leave her in there, then we can have a singing and d******, without grief from her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything

Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky

don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?

It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs

aye can't beat a lily savage brekky

Careful....I don't want that bloody label.

I sound nowt like a fecking scouse

I was told you were her sister

Who the feck told you that...bet it was that fecking stamp bloke

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!

Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?

*not aero, that's chocolate...are*

Morning _amiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all...

Coffee and bacon buttie time?

It's suddenly gone all cold here..

Can someone turn the sun up a bit please..."

Morning hine...don't fall for _oddy bullshit..it's a egg if she asks

And lexi should be along to turn the sun up soon

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Morning all...

Coffee and bacon buttie time?

It's suddenly gone all cold here..

Can someone turn the sun up a bit please..."

Morning hine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

Wot....D****** Queen?...

Washington your mouth out...maybe the wrong words..as last time I heard them I went on my hols just after

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Abba are my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?

Twirls In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!

Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?

*not aero, that's chocolate...are*

I can hear misstress shouting to think the loo door has stuck

Something got stuck

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

--- Twirls back out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!

Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?

*not aero, that's chocolate...are*

I can hear misstress shouting to think the loo door has stuck

Hahaha! Leave her in there, then we can have a singing and d******, without grief from her!

I'm out now you little fecker and we'll have none of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"--- Twirls back out.

Make sure that bloody door is shut _oddy

feckers are sneaking in from that thread

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!

Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?

*not aero, that's chocolate...are*

Morning _amiss

Morning hun!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Morning gang!Sorry I'm late, patio doors today!

Abba aero my most favourite group. Do you hear the drums, Fernando?

*not aero, that's chocolate...are*

Morning _amiss

Morning lovely Paul

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Twirls back in. Throws glitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgetting my manners

Morning _amiss

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

Wot....D****** Queen?...

Washington your mouth out...maybe the wrong words..as last time I heard them I went on my hols just after

Don't call me Washington, my name's not Denzil!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Twirls back out leaving glittery fabulosity everywhere.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"--- Twirls back out.

Ooh...you're making me dizzy!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twirls back in. Throws glitter.

Look _oddy

It's your bloody thread..control it ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Forgetting my manners

Morning _amiss

Morning hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

Wot....D****** Queen?...

Washington your mouth out...maybe the wrong words..as last time I heard them I went on my hols just after

Don't call me Washington, my name's not Denzil!

Fs that's that Paul Smith at it again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Twirls back in. Throws glitter.

Look _oddy

It's your bloody thread..control it ffs"

She's disappeared somewhere..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"you have never said we cant sing

It's what you sung about ffs

Wot....D****** Queen?...

Washington your mouth out...maybe the wrong words..as last time I heard them I went on my hols just after

Don't call me Washington, my name's not Denzil!

Fs that's that Paul Smith at it again

Hahaha

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Twirly twirly glittery Twirls of fabulosity. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twirls back in. Throws glitter.

Look _oddy

It's your bloody thread..control it ffs

She's disappeared somewhere..

Bloody opportunists from that thread taking advantage just cos she's stuck on loo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Twirly twirly glittery Twirls of fabulosity. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Steady you'll fall over, or Mistress might trip you up!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Twirls back in. Throws glitter.

Look _oddy

It's your bloody thread..control it ffs

She's disappeared somewhere..

Bloody opportunists from that thread taking advantage just cos she's stuck on loo

Excuses, excuses eh?!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"--- Twirls back out.

Ooh...you're making me dizzy!...

You in a dizzy place?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"--- Twirls back out.

Ooh...you're making me dizzy!...

You in a dizzy place? "

Feels like I'm on a fair ride with all your twirling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!"

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"--- Twirls back out.

Ooh...you're making me dizzy!...

You in a dizzy place?

Feels like I'm on a fair ride with all your twirling!

It's give me a fecking headache

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Feels like I'm on a fair ride with all your twirling!

_amiss thinks I’m a ride. Whoohoo!

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Twirls back in. Throws glitter.

Look _oddy

It's your bloody thread..control it ffs

She's disappeared somewhere..

Bloody opportunists from that thread taking advantage just cos she's stuck on loo

"
I was sorting daughters dressing out for her

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Feels like I'm on a fair ride with all your twirling!

_amiss thinks I’m a ride. Whoohoo!

"
the runaway train

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Feels like I'm on a fair ride with all your twirling!

_amiss thinks I’m a ride. Whoohoo!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas"

Your learning girl

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

"
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything

Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky

don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?

It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs

aye can't beat a lily savage brekky

Careful....I don't want that bloody label.

I sound nowt like a fecking scouse

I was told you were her sister

Who the feck told you that...bet it was that fecking stamp bloke

"
yes it was

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas"

Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.

Nips out to restock on glitter.

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas

Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.

Nips out to restock on glitter.

"
sticks invisable tape all over the door frame

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"sticks invisable tape all over the door frame"

Throws glitter in the window & all over the invisible carpet tape. There... a nice glittery door frame. Never let anyone steal your glitter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

I've been sworn to secretion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning misstress passes a latte and bacon butty

Any mushrooms?

you want a cackle berry aswell

What are these southern berries you speak off?do you want a boneless chicken with ur bacon n mushrooms

Oh no its far too early for chicken...I haven't paid my first visit yet

ye gods it's a ruddy fried egg don't you norfen ers know anything

Ffs I thought you southerners had a bloody chicken breast for brekky

don't give me that angelic look madamOk would that be a runny premature chicken breast?

It's too early for food here, I'll stick to my coffee n cigs

aye can't beat a lily savage brekky

Careful....I don't want that bloody label.

I sound nowt like a fecking scouse

I was told you were her sister

Who the feck told you that...bet it was that fecking stamp bloke

yes it was

Tell him he's a bloody gobshite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas

Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.

Nips out to restock on glitter.

sticks invisable tape all over the door frame"

The feckers still getting in _oddy

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me

"
drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me

Haha, now we know your secret!

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas

Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.

Nips out to restock on glitter.

sticks invisable tape all over the door frame

The feckers still getting in _oddy

"
not for much longer he aint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me

drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies"

I need a bloody fag

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

I've been sworn to secretion

"
youve been swearing alright

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me

drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies

I need a bloody fag

"
here you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me

Haha, now we know your secret!

Tell her bugger all _amiss...her and the stamp bloke are a proper pair of gobshites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas

Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.

Nips out to restock on glitter.

sticks invisable tape all over the door frame

The feckers still getting in _oddy

not for much longer he aint"

Have you grassed the fecker up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

I've been sworn to secretion

youve been swearing alright

I only use the letter u in bugger though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me

drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies

I need a bloody fag

here you are "

Long draw...I bloody needed that

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me

drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies

I need a bloody fag

here you are

Long draw...I bloody needed that

"
can see your wearing your knee lengh drawers harvest festivals there called all is safely gathered in

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas

Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.

Nips out to restock on glitter.

sticks invisable tape all over the door frame

The feckers still getting in _oddy

not for much longer he aint

Have you grassed the fecker up

"
he will be tarred up i know what hes after and he aint getting it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me

Haha, now we know your secret!

Tell her bugger all _amiss...her and the stamp bloke are a proper pair of gobshites

Haha!

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me

Haha, now we know your secret!

Tell her bugger all _amiss...her and the stamp bloke are a proper pair of gobshites

Haha!

"
pssst _amiss whispers in ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throws down tin tacks dat will stop the buggas

Skips gaily over tacks in a twirly Quickstep way.

Nips out to restock on glitter.

sticks invisable tape all over the door frame

The feckers still getting in _oddy

not for much longer he aint

Have you grassed the fecker up

he will be tarred up i know what hes after and he aint getting it"

Your right...keep them fags for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7 units fitted yesterday, doing another six today hopefully!

Nearly there then lovely. ..hope you got your new curtains ready

Yeah, should be finished tomorrow. Quite tiring, clearing up, taking down poles, curtains, moving furniture. Putting curtains and blinds back up! They drink lots of tea and coffee too!

I know that feeling...it's been nonstop tidying up for my visitor

Who's that? May I ask?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You big mouthed bugger...what you tell me

drink ya latte before it gets cold and have a pkt of choccie biccies

I need a bloody fag

here you are

Long draw...I bloody needed that

can see your wearing your knee lengh drawers harvest festivals there called all is safely gathered in "

Oi I'll have you know I only wear little silky numbers

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"not for much longer he aint"

GLITTER! Everywhere.

This place needs a Deep Clean!

Wanders off to other threafs to throw glitter. Just cos.

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"not for much longer he aint

GLITTER! Everywhere.

This place needs a Deep Clean!

Wanders off to other threafs to throw glitter. Just cos.

"
finds hes walked into the celler

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better!

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better!

"
chains random up and strips him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better!

chains random up and strips him"

Don't that's what he bloody wants

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better!

chains random up and strips him

Don't that's what he bloody wants

"
and if we get ruddy tar on that posh suit he will sue better to have a feathered winkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better!

chains random up and strips him

Don't that's what he bloody wants

and if we get ruddy tar on that posh suit he will sue better to have a feathered winkie"

Ah you got it covered girl

I'm nipping off now in the knowledge it's in safe hands

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Dark cellar? Only one answer - Glitter & a Follow Spot! Much better!

chains random up and strips him

Don't that's what he bloody wants

and if we get ruddy tar on that posh suit he will sue better to have a feathered winkie

Ah you got it covered girl

I'm nipping off now in the knowledge it's in safe hands

"
hehe its in a cage passes the key

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"and if we get ruddy tar on that posh suit he will sue better to have a feathered winkie"

That “posh suit” is a tuxedo Voddypenny.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Where'd everybody go?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx"

Sorry _oddy...been a long day

Strong with cream no sugar please...

And throw a steak on the grill x

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

"Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx

Sorry _oddy...been a long day

Strong with cream no sugar please...

And throw a steak on the grill x"

Is there a veggie alternative?

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx

Sorry _oddy...been a long day

Strong with cream no sugar please...

And throw a steak on the grill x"
chips and mushrooms with it

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Where'd everybody go?!

"
looking for you

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

stuffed mushrooms and cous cous cosmo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X "
phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

"stuffed mushrooms and cous cous cosmo"

Oh that sounds fabulous darling.

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

HMMMMM JUST seen mistress on the tele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx

Sorry _oddy...been a long day

Strong with cream no sugar please...

And throw a steak on the grill x

Is there a veggie alternative? "

Yeah my soup I told you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

How are we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x"

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HMMMMM JUST seen mistress on the tele"

Fecking liar...next you'll be saying your watching crime watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's see it soxy can make a guest appearance before he buggers off

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"HMMMMM JUST seen mistress on the tele

Fecking liar...next you'll be saying your watching crime watch

"
i bloody did funny girls in blackpool so ner

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

"Good morning sexy how do you like ur coffee xx

Sorry _oddy...been a long day

Strong with cream no sugar please...

And throw a steak on the grill x

Is there a veggie alternative?

Yeah my soup I told you

Yummy

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X "
we will hide you

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X "

I'll hang on tight to you so they can't make you go away.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

"HMMMMM JUST seen mistress on the tele

Fecking liar...next you'll be saying your watching crime watch

i bloody did funny girls in blackpool so ner"

He he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you"

Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you

Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar

"
have you been and fed him

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you

Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X

I'll hang on tight to you so they can't make you go away.

You keep your bloody hands...........on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you

Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar

have you been and fed him"

Nah been bloody busy.....did you feather his.......

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X

I'll hang on tight to you so they can't make you go away.

You keep your bloody hands...........on me

I've got two hands so one for each of you?

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you

Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar

have you been and fed him

Nah been bloody busy.....did you feather his.......

"
yep then put it in a cage i did give you the key for it then i put porn on the telly lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X

I'll hang on tight to you so they can't make you go away.

You keep your bloody hands...........on me

I've got two hands so one for each of you?

Ok the more the merrier as _oddys busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey I can’t make sense of what’s happening here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you

Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar

have you been and fed him

Nah been bloody busy.....did you feather his.......

yep then put it in a cage i did give you the key for it then i put porn on the telly lmao"

Well leave the fecker there for a few more threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey I can’t make sense of what’s happening here

Welcome to the madhouse lexi

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Hi everyone, sorry I've been missing for a while. X phew can you let the cops know you have been found x

Ok, but if I tell them they might send me away again. X we will hide you

Don't let her hide you in the fecking cellar

have you been and fed him

Nah been bloody busy.....did you feather his.......

yep then put it in a cage i did give you the key for it then i put porn on the telly lmao

Well leave the fecker there for a few more threads

"
it only needed one small feather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voddy lmfao

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