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"*twirls in, reads the notice about no glitter, panics, leaves in a hurry "Don't bloody believe her 
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"ok chuck " I totally fecked that up | |||
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"*twirls in, reads the notice about no glitter, panics, leaves in a hurry "oi ive hettyed bad enoigh misstress making a ruddy mess | |||
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"ok chuck I totally fecked that up "never mind you have a lot on your plate with all the worry | |||
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"*twirls in, reads the notice about no glitter, panics, leaves in a hurry oi ive hettyed bad enoigh misstress making a ruddy mess "What the feck is hettyed?  | |||
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"*twirls in, reads the notice about no glitter, panics, leaves in a hurry oi ive hettyed bad enoigh misstress making a ruddy mess
What the feck is hettyed? "you have seen henry hoovers there is also hetty and james hoovers hetty has a good suction | |||
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"*twirls in, reads the notice about no glitter, panics, leaves in a hurry oi ive hettyed bad enoigh misstress making a ruddy mess
What the feck is hettyed? you have seen henry hoovers there is also hetty and james hoovers hetty has a good suction"PMSL laughing you barmy fecker  | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! "Good..is the frock still safe with that pervert on the prowl? | |||
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I hope you've all had a good day "Evening Paul. .I see you found your way here from the last thread  | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! "bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going | |||
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"Hello my fab friends
I hope you've all had a good day "good evening pauly xx cuddles | |||
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"Hello my fab friends
I hope you've all had a good day "Hello Paul, had a dusty day! How was your day? xx | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going "Look at that when she's on the fecking scrounge the emojis come out | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today!
Good..is the frock still safe with that pervert on the prowl? "Yep, I've put it in the loft! | |||
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Evening Paul. .I see you found your way here from the last thread"I followed lexi's glitter trail
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today!
Good..is the frock still safe with that pervert on the prowl?
Yep, I've put it in the loft! "Oh feck...I have mice in my loft  | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Look at that when she's on the fecking scrounge the emojis come out "shush you did you want to cook tonight | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today!
Good..is the frock still safe with that pervert on the prowl?
Yep, I've put it in the loft!
Oh feck...I have mice in my loft "you can borrow my cat | |||
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I hope you've all had a good day good evening pauly xx cuddles"Hi _oddy hugs | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going "Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)! | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)! "*who* | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Look at that when she's on the fecking scrounge the emojis come out shush you did you want to cook tonight "Ah yeah wise move | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today!
Good..is the frock still safe with that pervert on the prowl?
Yep, I've put it in the loft!
Oh feck...I have mice in my loft you can borrow my cat"Cosmos has two pussies | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today!
Good..is the frock still safe with that pervert on the prowl?
Yep, I've put it in the loft!
Oh feck...I have mice in my loft "So have I, but I'm sure it will be ok!.... | |||
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I hope you've all had a good day
Hello Paul, had a dusty day! How was your day? xx"Hi _amiss
Oh that dust gets everywhere doesn't it
Had a bit of bad news but otherwise ok thanks | |||
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"Hello my fab friends
I hope you've all had a good day
Evening Paul. .I see you found your way here from the last thread
I followed lexi's glitter trail
And she's buggered off "Bloody part timers eh | |||
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"Happy to twirl my tassles "Happy to watch
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)! "Cant we have mushy peas?  | |||
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"Hello my fab friends
I hope you've all had a good day
Hello Paul, had a dusty day! How was your day? xx
Hi _amiss
Oh that dust gets everywhere doesn't it
Had a bit of bad news but otherwise ok thanks "Oh..sorry to hear that Paul.xxx | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Cant we have mushy peas? "I can't stand them...they're all....mushy | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today!
Good..is the frock still safe with that pervert on the prowl?
Yep, I've put it in the loft!
Oh feck...I have mice in my loft
So have I, but I'm sure it will be ok!.... "You need a fecking working pussy ffs | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Cant we have mushy peas? "thats with fish n chips be posh for once | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today!
Good..is the frock still safe with that pervert on the prowl?
Yep, I've put it in the loft!
Oh feck...I have mice in my loft
So have I, but I'm sure it will be ok!....
You need a fecking working pussy ffs"Yes, it's been a bit lazy, of late! | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)! "Petit pois are the only peas I buy, and mushy of course | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Cant we have mushy peas? thats with fish n chips be posh for once"Some people just don't do posh! | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Cant we have mushy peas?
I can't stand them...they're all....mushy "Oh I get all mushy when you come on the thread | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today!
Good..is the frock still safe with that pervert on the prowl?
Yep, I've put it in the loft!
Oh feck...I have mice in my loft you can borrow my cat
Cosmos has two pussies"Lucky cosmos | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Petit pois are the only peas I buy, and mushy of course "Love petit pois, they're so dainty, just like me! | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Cant we have mushy peas? thats with fish n chips be posh for once"Your bloody posh..I have them with fishcakes | |||
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"Hello my fab friends
I hope you've all had a good day
Evening Paul. .I see you found your way here from the last thread
I followed lexi's glitter trail
And she's buggered off
Bloody part timers eh "I couldn't possibly comment | |||
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"Happy to twirl my tassles
Hello my lovely "Hello to you too | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Cant we have mushy peas?
I can't stand them...they're all....mushy
Oh I get all mushy when you come on the thread "Aaw, thank you. Now I have to get dinner, catcha all later. Keep my seat warm! xx | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Cant we have mushy peas? thats with fish n chips be posh for once
Your bloody posh..I have them with fishcakes "there posh in whitby you know | |||
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"Happy to twirl my tassles
Happy to watch
Welcome minx "Thank you | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today!
Good..is the frock still safe with that pervert on the prowl?
Yep, I've put it in the loft!
Oh feck...I have mice in my loft
So have I, but I'm sure it will be ok!....
You need a fecking working pussy ffs
Yes, it's been a bit lazy, of late! "Get to whitby with me and cosmos...we can change that  | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Petit pois are the only peas I buy, and mushy of course "But mushy is best | |||
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Hello to you too "Your welcome..what are you up to at the weekend if I may ask | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Cant we have mushy peas?
I can't stand them...they're all....mushy
Oh I get all mushy when you come on the thread
Aaw, thank you. Now I have to get dinner, catcha all later. Keep my seat warm! xx"Enjoy and will do | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Cant we have mushy peas?
I can't stand them...they're all....mushy
Oh I get all mushy when you come on the thread
Aaw, thank you. Now I have to get dinner, catcha all later. Keep my seat warm! xx
Enjoy and will do "passes misstress the glue | |||
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"Happy to twirl my tassles
Hello my lovely
Hello to you too
Your welcome..what are you up to at the weekend if I may ask ", Family weekend, but out sat night. | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Cant we have mushy peas? thats with fish n chips be posh for once
Your bloody posh..I have them with fishcakes there posh in whitby you know"Hey I'm not splashing out on the magpie cafe | |||
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"Hello my fab friends
I hope you've all had a good day
Hello Paul, had a dusty day! How was your day? xx
Hi _amiss
Oh that dust gets everywhere doesn't it
Had a bit of bad news but otherwise ok thanks
Oh..sorry to hear that Paul.xxx"The passing of an elderly neighbour, not unexpected, have to tell my kids tomorrow  | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Cant we have mushy peas?
I can't stand them...they're all....mushy
Oh I get all mushy when you come on the thread
Aaw, thank you. Now I have to get dinner, catcha all later. Keep my seat warm! xx
Enjoy and will do passes misstress the glue "I've got it | |||
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"Evening all! Few more Windows done today! bout time you showed up _amiss any dinner going
Evening lovely Voddy, just something quick tonight, kievs and spicy wedges and petit pois (that's little peas, for those whi don't know)!
Petit pois are the only peas I buy, and mushy of course
Love petit pois, they're so dainty, just like me! "Tasty too | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening " I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other "Baccardi and please | |||
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"Evening all
Sorry about the glitter
Just had to do dinner "Hi Lexie
It's ok, I followed your glitter trail like a yellow brick road | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx" Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please "Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy | |||
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"Evening all
Sorry about the glitter
Just had to do dinner
Hi Lexie
It's ok, I followed your glitter trail like a yellow brick road "You joke, I really was leaving a glitter trail after work on Monday | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice "We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot. | |||
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"Evening all
Sorry about the glitter
Just had to do dinner
Hi Lexie
It's ok, I followed your glitter trail like a yellow brick road
You joke, I really was leaving a glitter trail after work on Monday "Was you wearing sparkly red shoes too? | |||
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"Sorry peeps I've got to nip off for a bit..see you all later "Laterz | |||
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"Evening all
Sorry about the glitter
Just had to do dinner
Hi Lexie
It's ok, I followed your glitter trail like a yellow brick road
You joke, I really was leaving a glitter trail after work on Monday
Was you wearing sparkly red shoes too? "No, unfortunately | |||
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"Evening all
Sorry about the glitter
Just had to do dinner
Hi Lexie
It's ok, I followed your glitter trail like a yellow brick road
You joke, I really was leaving a glitter trail after work on Monday
Was you wearing sparkly red shoes too?
No, unfortunately "Shame | |||
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"Evening all
Sorry about the glitter
Just had to do dinner
Hi Lexie
It's ok, I followed your glitter trail like a yellow brick road
You joke, I really was leaving a glitter trail after work on Monday
Was you wearing sparkly red shoes too?
No, unfortunately
Shame "Dorothy has nickd em | |||
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"Evening all
Sorry about the glitter
Just had to do dinner
Hi Lexie
It's ok, I followed your glitter trail like a yellow brick road
You joke, I really was leaving a glitter trail after work on Monday
Was you wearing sparkly red shoes too?
No, unfortunately
Shame
Mistress has nicked em"Doesn't suprise me... | |||
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"Evening all
Sorry about the glitter
Just had to do dinner
Hi Lexie
It's ok, I followed your glitter trail like a yellow brick road
You joke, I really was leaving a glitter trail after work on Monday
Was you wearing sparkly red shoes too?
No, unfortunately
Shame
Mistress has nicked em
Doesn't suprise me... "Oi I seen what you done there | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot."Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too... What's all this glitter doing on the floor.... | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy "Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another? | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot.
Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too...
What's all this glitter doing on the floor...."Oh he doesn't clean the bloody glasses. So what chance is there of him cleaning the floor? | |||
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"As you were but no glitter I've hettyed" hope you can suck like a Hetty... I'm Hung like a Hoover | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot.
Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too...
What's all this glitter doing on the floor...."The Guinness is hand pulled, pork scratchings while the pint settles | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another? "These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft! Dirty as in extra bacardi | |||
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"As you were but no glitter I've hettyed hope you can suck like a Hetty... I'm Hung like a Hoover "Handheld dirt devil | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi "Oh | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot.
Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too...
What's all this glitter doing on the floor...."Sorry, that was me | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh "Another latte? | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another? "Was going to say, nobody doing the washing up?... | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot.
Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too...
What's all this glitter doing on the floor....
Sorry, that was me "Here's a dustpan & brush...
I'll pour you a drink and admire the view | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh "Oh, now that is the kind of dirty I do not mind | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh "hes trying to get her pissed | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh
Oh, now that is the kind of dirty I do not mind "I aim to please | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot.
Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too...
What's all this glitter doing on the floor....
Sorry, that was me
Here's a dustpan & brush...
I'll pour you a drink and admire the view "Thanks, best do it naked so as not to get glitter on my clothes | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed"Just being a generous bar steward, Can I get you a drink? | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
Just being a generous bar steward,
Can I get you a drink? "ooooo a nice cocktail please | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh
Another latte? "Was going to say yes...then remembered you buy them fecking sachets from the pound shop | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot.
Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too...
What's all this glitter doing on the floor....
Sorry, that was me
Here's a dustpan & brush...
I'll pour you a drink and admire the view
Thanks, best do it naked so as not to get glitter on my clothes "Good idea | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh
Oh, now that is the kind of dirty I do not mind "You'll fit in well here girl | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh
Another latte?
Was going to say yes...then remembered you buy them fecking sachets from the pound shop "No... I give the milk bottle a shake | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed"You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would "Well I dont drink.often, three and you would have to carry me. | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would
Well I dont drink.often, three and you would have to carry me."Oh now steady on...I'll be getting carried away | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would "not you that pauly | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would not you that pauly"Oh yeah I wouldn't put it past that bugger | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would not you that pauly
Oh yeah I wouldn't put it past that bugger" I resemble that remark! | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would not you that pauly
Oh yeah I wouldn't put it past that bugger
I resemble that remark! "Like I resemble a woman...on a dark night | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would not you that pauly
Oh yeah I wouldn't put it past that bugger
I resemble that remark!
Like I resemble a woman...on a dark night"better becareful for Halloween | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would not you that pauly
Oh yeah I wouldn't put it past that bugger
I resemble that remark!
Like I resemble a woman...on a dark nightbetter becareful for Halloween"I wonder if one of cosmos cats is black | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would not you that pauly
Oh yeah I wouldn't put it past that bugger
I resemble that remark!
Like I resemble a woman...on a dark nightbetter becareful for Halloween
I wonder if one of cosmos cats is black"I can just see you in a little black number, long flowing lace gown, traffic cone on your head and trying to get your Dyson to take off | |||
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"I’ve got 3 black cats if anyone wants to borrow one for Halloween purposes
As I am old, could you carve me a turnip instead, just to keep the old British tradition alive, I will buy my own candle "Of course! We’re doing our yearly ritual of sitting round the kitchen table making a god awful mess on Sunday, I’ll do an extra one for you | |||
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"I’ve got 3 black cats if anyone wants to borrow one for Halloween purposes
Mmm black pussy "mines black n white | |||
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"I’ve got 3 black cats if anyone wants to borrow one for Halloween purposes
Mmm black pussy
mines black n white"Keep rubbing on the cream | |||
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"ere are you staying at draculas castle in whitby" Nah I'm only 45 minutes away | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would not you that pauly
Oh yeah I wouldn't put it past that bugger
I resemble that remark!
Like I resemble a woman...on a dark nightbetter becareful for Halloween
I wonder if one of cosmos cats is black
I can just see you in a little black number, long flowing lace gown, traffic cone on your head and trying to get your Dyson to take off "Are you trying to say I resemble a fecking witch | |||
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"I’ve got 3 black cats if anyone wants to borrow one for Halloween purposes
As I am old, could you carve me a turnip instead, just to keep the old British tradition alive, I will buy my own candle "Yeah we always called them turnips too.. Now they call them bloody swedes | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh hes trying to get her pissed
You got a bloody dirty mind...as if I would not you that pauly
Oh yeah I wouldn't put it past that bugger
I resemble that remark!
Like I resemble a woman...on a dark nightbetter becareful for Halloween
I wonder if one of cosmos cats is black
I can just see you in a little black number, long flowing lace gown, traffic cone on your head and trying to get your Dyson to take off
Are you trying to say I resemble a fecking witch "Would I | |||
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"I’ve got 3 black cats if anyone wants to borrow one for Halloween purposes
As I am old, could you carve me a turnip instead, just to keep the old British tradition alive, I will buy my own candle
Yeah we always called them turnips too..
Now they call them bloody swedes "Maybe they'll be turnips again after Brexit? | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot.
Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too...
What's all this glitter doing on the floor....
The Guinness is hand pulled, pork scratchings while the pint settles "That might take a while... I'll just throw a dinosaur on the logs | |||
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"a swede is orange colour and a turnip is purple and white and smaller" Somebody knows their oni... root vegetables | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh "You were judt looking for an excuse to get Henry...err hetty out again | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh
You were judt looking for an excuse to get Henry...err hetty out again "Mistress is a sucker for a sucker | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot.
Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too...
What's all this glitter doing on the floor....
The Guinness is hand pulled, pork scratchings while the pint settles
That might take a while...
I'll just throw a dinosaur on the logs "I could do with a ham shank myself | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot.
Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too...
What's all this glitter doing on the floor....
The Guinness is hand pulled, pork scratchings while the pint settles
That might take a while...
I'll just throw a dinosaur on the logs
I could do with a ham shank myself "mmmmmm with new potatos and salad | |||
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"a swede is orange colour and a turnip is purple and white and smaller" Ah! Voddy man...a swede is purple and white and a turnip is white or oange coloured... us starving northerners with 8 kids and a couple of whippets, raiding farmers fields....we know our on...root vegetables (copyright Paul from Hull ) | |||
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"a swede is orange colour and a turnip is purple and white and smaller" So they say now. Them things are hardly bigger then a baking spud...now the turnip we knew were massive.. | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot.
Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too...
What's all this glitter doing on the floor....
The Guinness is hand pulled, pork scratchings while the pint settles
That might take a while...
I'll just throw a dinosaur on the logs
I could do with a ham shank myself mmmmmm with new potatos and salad"What about the mustard... | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh
You were judt looking for an excuse to get Henry...err hetty out again "Oh god that sucks | |||
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"good evening minx pauly is our dashing barman this evening I don't have the energy to be dashing anywhere
I've got long legs tho so it won't take me to long to get from on end of the bar to the other
Baccardi and please
Here you go... it's a dirty one, enjoy
Hey you I've told you...always give new customers fecking clean glasses
Sorry minx..could I get you another?
These glasses are so clean they squeak like the mice in your loft!
Dirty as in extra bacardi
Oh
You were judt looking for an excuse to get Henry...err hetty out again
Mistress is a sucker for a sucker "Oi | |||
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"im still waiting for my cocktail mr paul" Should we sack the bugger _oddy? | |||
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"a swede is orange colour and a turnip is purple and white and smaller Ah! Voddy man...a swede is purple and white and a turnip is white or oange coloured... us starving northerners with 8 kids and a couple of whippets, raiding farmers fields....we know our on...root vegetables (copyright Paul from Hull )"You tell her mate...barmy southerners don't now bugger all about oni. .veg | |||
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"im still waiting for my cocktail mr paul Should we sack the bugger _oddy? "nah put him in the stocks | |||
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"a swede is orange colour and a turnip is purple and white and smaller Ah! Voddy man...a swede is purple and white and a turnip is white or oange coloured... us starving northerners with 8 kids and a couple of whippets, raiding farmers fields....we know our on...root vegetables (copyright Paul from Hull )
You tell her mate...cute southerners don't now bugger all about oni. .veg "yes i ruddy do used to grow me own | |||
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"im still waiting for my cocktail mr paul Should we sack the bugger _oddy? nah put him in the stocks"Finally found something to do with all those root vegetables | |||
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"im still waiting for my cocktail mr paul Should we sack the bugger _oddy? nah put him in the stocks"I'll boil him in my fecking witches cauldron and turn him into stock | |||
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"Hello my fab friends
I hope you've all had a good day
Hello Paul, had a dusty day! How was your day? xx
Hi _amiss
Oh that dust gets everywhere doesn't it
Had a bit of bad news but otherwise ok thanks
Oh..sorry to hear that Paul.xxx
The passing of an elderly neighbour, not unexpected, have to tell my kids tomorrow "Ah, bless them, that's not an easy thing to do. | |||
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"im still waiting for my cocktail mr paul" Sorry dear, here you go... Tequila, vodka, gin & rum
The leg spreader
Bottoms up... | |||
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"a swede is orange colour and a turnip is purple and white and smaller Ah! Voddy man...a swede is purple and white and a turnip is white or oange coloured... us starving northerners with 8 kids and a couple of whippets, raiding farmers fields....we know our on...root vegetables (copyright Paul from Hull )
You tell her mate...cute southerners don't now bugger all about oni. .veg yes i ruddy do used to grow me own "Was that a orange turnip? | |||
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"good evening mr hine would you like a guinness xx Guiness ...yeuk! Devil's own brew. Don't suppose you have a wee Bush being the bar... and some ice
We've had to put it outside cos cosmos' cat keeps leaving oopsies in the plant pot.
Better have the guiness then...and one for yourself too...
What's all this glitter doing on the floor....
The Guinness is hand pulled, pork scratchings while the pint settles
That might take a while...
I'll just throw a dinosaur on the logs
I could do with a ham shank myself mmmmmm with new potatos and salad"Oooh yes please! | |||
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"a swede is orange colour and a turnip is purple and white and smaller Ah! Voddy man...a swede is purple and white and a turnip is white or oange coloured... us starving northerners with 8 kids and a couple of whippets, raiding farmers fields....we know our on...root vegetables (copyright Paul from Hull )
You tell her mate...cute southerners don't now bugger all about oni. .veg yes i ruddy do used to grow me own "Maybe those white turnips got an orange suntan down south, they are bloody well white up here Missus! | |||
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"wonders if she should tip off whitbys traffic wardens and cops "Oi I still have a valid tax disc | |||
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"a swede is orange colour and a turnip is purple and white and smaller So they say now. Them things are hardly bigger then a baking spud...now the turnip we knew were massive.." Gigantic even! The mouse took hold of the cat, the cat took hold of the dog, the dog took hold of the granddaughter, the granddaughter took hold of the old woman, the old woman took hold of the old man, the old man took hold of the turnip. They all pulled and pulled, and pulled some more --and finally out came the turnip! | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark! "Turnips Samiss, turnips! Define a turnip | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark! "Shush now...a lot can happen by then | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
Turnips Samiss, turnips!
Define a turnip "She's a Southerner | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
Turnips Samiss, turnips!
Define a turnip "I know nothing of turnips! | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
Shush now...a lot can happen by then"Hmmm...we'll see! | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
Turnips Samiss, turnips!
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I know nothing of turnips! "It's another name for a nipple twister | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
Turnips Samiss, turnips!
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I know nothing of turnips! "You thought they were the bottom of your jeans.....you did didn't you? | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
Turnips Samiss, turnips!
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I know nothing of turnips! "My god you are so posh | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
Turnips Samiss, turnips!
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I know nothing of turnips!
You thought they were the bottom of your jeans.....you did didn't you? "That was funny! for you | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
Turnips Samiss, turnips!
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It's another name for a nipple twister "knows someone who likes his nipples played with | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
Turnips Samiss, turnips!
Define a turnip
I know nothing of turnips!
It's another name for a nipple twister knows someone who likes his nipples played with "Nobody goes near my nipples! | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
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That was funny! for you "I have the odd moment | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
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That was funny! for you
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"As were nearing 175... Anybody superstitious?" stevie wonder was | |||
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"As were nearing 175... Anybody superstitious?" Not me...but I'll give it a miss as fecking _oddy will only trip me up | |||
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"Hello... what's happening? Mistress, we are getting close to the 20 Mark!
Turnips Samiss, turnips!
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"As were nearing 175... Anybody superstitious? stevie wonder was" All them black cats & ladders, should have looked where he was walking | |||
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"As were nearing 175... Anybody superstitious? Not me...but I'll give it a miss as fecking _oddy will only trip me up "darling would i do that to you | |||
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"As were nearing 175... Anybody superstitious?" We could jump to 14....eh Mistress? | |||
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