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If I popped around to yours this evening...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Bottle of wine or two shared in the hot tub

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You can iron and I'll put away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could go to the Alton Towers Spooktacular. Ride your favourites in the dark. It's ace.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"We could go to the Alton Towers Spooktacular. Ride your favourites in the dark. It's ace."

I wanna I wanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd arrange for a whole load of guys to come round from fab with promises of dirty sex with us.

But we would in fact be Super Dommes and would torture them for our own amusement.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I'm grabbing an early night, you're welcome to kip on the sofa.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Get our disguises on and go do what we do best..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight. We shall be having spaghetti bol for tea and I’ve got to clean out my bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making pies and chocolate brownies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a pumpkin that needs carving

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By *ublinjonnMan
over a year ago

dublin


"You can iron and I'll put away "

I love ironing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

bringing me icecream and a massage id let u in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, cuddle and repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We could go to the Alton Towers Spooktacular. Ride your favourites in the dark. It's ace.

I wanna I wanna "

So do I, but one needs a mortgage to cover the cost these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be sat on my doorstep, I'm playing football tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

We would go campanologying followed by a bit of philately

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"We could go to the Alton Towers Spooktacular. Ride your favourites in the dark. It's ace.

I wanna I wanna "

Bonfire night is the best, a firework display like you've never seen before, amazing

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Watch the goldbergs

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would order us a pizza, we could watch bake off on catch up and then I would let you have my bed while I sleep on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Game of strip poker?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"We could go to the Alton Towers Spooktacular. Ride your favourites in the dark. It's ace.

I wanna I wanna

So do I, but one needs a mortgage to cover the cost these days. "

Grrrrrrr

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

You can make dinner, I’ll be back after work for a hot bath and a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Open the bubbly and chat about the good the bad and the ugly of fab

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You'd be sat on my doorstep, I'm playing football tonight. "

I shall wave a flag with your name on at the football, then give you a rub down once you've showered. Those muscles are gonna need some attention

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A walk down the river with the dog and pop into the pub for a well deserved drink or two

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"We'd arrange for a whole load of guys to come round from fab with promises of dirty sex with us.

But we would in fact be Super Dommes and would torture them for our own amusement. "

Now that’s a dream come true!!!!

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"A walk down the river with the dog and pop into the pub for a well deserved drink or two "

Sounds like a great idea

I have a dog needs walking and a body needed fuelled with alcohol lol

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By *ajorwetMan
over a year ago

poole

Wined, dined, and sixty nined.

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’ll wash and you dry ??

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"A walk down the river with the dog and pop into the pub for a well deserved drink or two

Sounds like a great idea

I have a dog needs walking and a body needed fuelled with alcohol lol "

Hope the dog likes big dogs he's a gsd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Pole practice and then chill with my Dobermans eating malted milk biscuits

If you fancy it

MrsK x

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"A walk down the river with the dog and pop into the pub for a well deserved drink or two

Sounds like a great idea

I have a dog needs walking and a body needed fuelled with alcohol lol

Hope the dog likes big dogs he's a gsd"

Haha I have an American akita pretty big itself the big ball of fur it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can iron and I'll put away "

I don’t even do that in my own house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Just has to be rugby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'd arrange for a whole load of guys to come round from fab with promises of dirty sex with us.

But we would in fact be Super Dommes and would torture them for our own amusement. "

Sounds like good craic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck, cuddle and repeat"

Cool, don’t expect any sleep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would order us a pizza, we could watch bake off on catch up and then I would let you have my bed while I sleep on the sofa."

Bed, on my own?

Zero craic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd be sat on my doorstep, I'm playing football tonight. "

I’d wait...

#AfterShowerShenanigans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd be sat on my doorstep, I'm playing football tonight.

I’d wait...

#AfterShowerShenanigans "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

You would be left on the doorstep as we are out this evening.

Try coming back Friday... our local club is closed so may need some company.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's pussy time - I'm looking after a menagerie of fur for neighbors. But will open some good stuff to drink and get some blokes in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well I'm still catching up on Walking Dead series 6 so you watch that with me . Then to round off the evening after 2 bottles of vino I will pretend to be a zombie hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have you willingly surrender your panties, then cum in your mouth while wearing them and have you kiss it back...

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Well we would get a take away and have a few glasses of wine whilst I undress you with my eyes then we will go to the bed room for some games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would order us a pizza, we could watch bake off on catch up and then I would let you have my bed while I sleep on the sofa.

Bed, on my own?

Zero craic "

Well I'm a gentleman and wouldn't want to be presumptuous, I'm not saying I would kick you off the sofa if you crept down for a spoon in the night

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

I might let you have a sausage.

You like Richmond?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch Chelsea in our smalls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1,4,5,6 & 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really need to shop for messenger bag after work so could you go and check the brassicas for caterpillars for me, cheers.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Air space and go karting. Then for a meal and a nice spar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would order us a pizza, we could watch bake off on catch up and then I would let you have my bed while I sleep on the sofa.

Bed, on my own?

Zero craic

Well I'm a gentleman and wouldn't want to be presumptuous, I'm not saying I would kick you off the sofa if you crept down for a spoon in the night "

Skootch over!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Watch football, play battlefield one, bring ya own xbox controller. Then when Angel gets home from work, i can say "surprise, look what i got for ya"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm on bed rest after a minor op yesterday.

I'd welcome anyone popping round, but could you bring a hoover as my son broke mine on Monday & the carpets starting to look a little hairy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watch football, play battlefield one, bring ya own xbox controller. Then when Angel gets home from work, i can say "surprise, look what i got for ya" "

Let’s hope she thinks it’s a good surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out tonight, can you make it tomorrow night instead?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Watch football, play battlefield one, bring ya own xbox controller. Then when Angel gets home from work, i can say "surprise, look what i got for ya"

Let’s hope she thinks it’s a good surprise "

Yea, she'll love it, give her a proper wide on, it will

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd go for a nice walk on nature, have a kinky chat and a laugh til we find a good spot to fuck outside before going back to mine and having a hot shower before getting back to some naughty business for the night.

Feel free to bring a friend!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

Wot ever the mood took us to at 1am Wen i finish work and find you on the dor step

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Think I’d get some drinks and nibbles on the go and challenge you to a game of strip tiddlywinks

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I could show you my new niks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take you to Jiu Jitsu training

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

Wot ever the mood took us to at 1am Wen i finish work and find you on the dor step "

Would you not take her to dreamland? They got a halloween theme going on at present.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

Wot ever the mood took us to at 1am Wen i finish work and find you on the dor step

Would you not take her to dreamland? They got a halloween theme going on at present."

As mutch as i wood like to do that i got 2 problems

1st at 1 am thay are shut anyway lol and 2 i personally carnt go to it cos its fall of flashing lights witch don't help a medical problem i got.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get our disguises on and go do what we do best.. "

I’ll pack my night vision goggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could watch tele or root through my dvd collection. I will be at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

Wot ever the mood took us to at 1am Wen i finish work and find you on the dor step "

We could get pissed and get our freak on, Seeside?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could show you my new niks "

I’d like that... I might remove them too!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

Wot ever the mood took us to at 1am Wen i finish work and find you on the dor step

We could get pissed and get our freak on, Seeside? "

I've never been pissed lol but i like the sound of the 2nd bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'd go for a nice walk on nature, have a kinky chat and a laugh til we find a good spot to fuck outside before going back to mine and having a hot shower before getting back to some naughty business for the night.

Feel free to bring a friend! "

I’m game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd sit in my favourite chair and just relax as you read me a story out loud with that sexy Irish accent.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

My house is on the market, so I need to test a few things out....

Is the shower big enough for two,

Is the bannister strong enough to withhold a woman being bent over and taken from behind,

Are the kitchen worktops strong enough for someone to sit on with their legs open,

Is the dining polished too much, so much so that a woman on her back slides too much,

Can people see through the blinds if someone is having sex on my sofa,

All these things and others need to be checked so I can tell prospective purchasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can sit down while I go play football, then when I'm back, we can watch the Apprentice and chill, that cool?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My house is on the market, so I need to test a few things out....

Is the shower big enough for two,

Is the bannister strong enough to withhold a woman being bent over and taken from behind,

Are the kitchen worktops strong enough for someone to sit on with their legs open,

Is the dining polished too much, so much so that a woman on her back slides too much,

Can people see through the blinds if someone is having sex on my sofa,

All these things and others need to be checked so I can tell prospective purchasers "

Sounds like an energetic evening.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"My house is on the market, so I need to test a few things out....

Is the shower big enough for two,

Is the bannister strong enough to withhold a woman being bent over and taken from behind,

Are the kitchen worktops strong enough for someone to sit on with their legs open,

Is the dining polished too much, so much so that a woman on her back slides too much,

Can people see through the blinds if someone is having sex on my sofa,

All these things and others need to be checked so I can tell prospective purchasers

Sounds like an energetic evening.

"

Yep and thats just the evening.... when it gets tonight, I need to check how loud handcuffs slide along the metal bed frame,

Does the carpet produce skin burns,

Do neighbours complain if there is loud moaning coming from my bedroom at 3am (when it been going on since 10pm).....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give you my spare Oyster and drag you up London on a pub/bar crawl.

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By *parky4gMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Help me fold my tent

As in a wet one from the weekend

As in it rained

Some people

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"My house is on the market, so I need to test a few things out....

Is the shower big enough for two,

Is the bannister strong enough to withhold a woman being bent over and taken from behind,

Are the kitchen worktops strong enough for someone to sit on with their legs open,

Is the dining polished too much, so much so that a woman on her back slides too much,

Can people see through the blinds if someone is having sex on my sofa,

All these things and others need to be checked so I can tell prospective purchasers

Sounds like an energetic evening.

Yep and thats just the evening.... when it gets tonight, I need to check how loud handcuffs slide along the metal bed frame,

Does the carpet produce skin burns,

Do neighbours complain if there is loud moaning coming from my bedroom at 3am (when it been going on since 10pm).....

"

Pphhhwwwwwwoooaaar. Boldy....if you need a hand I'm free

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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You can clean the skirting boards whilst I start sorting out the grout in the bathroom. The house needs to be deep cleaned before Christmas and there's not enough hours in the day. I'll make you a cup of tea.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"My house is on the market, so I need to test a few things out....

Is the shower big enough for two,

Is the bannister strong enough to withhold a woman being bent over and taken from behind,

Are the kitchen worktops strong enough for someone to sit on with their legs open,

Is the dining polished too much, so much so that a woman on her back slides too much,

Can people see through the blinds if someone is having sex on my sofa,

All these things and others need to be checked so I can tell prospective purchasers

Sounds like an energetic evening.

Yep and thats just the evening.... when it gets tonight, I need to check how loud handcuffs slide along the metal bed frame,

Does the carpet produce skin burns,

Do neighbours complain if there is loud moaning coming from my bedroom at 3am (when it been going on since 10pm).....

Pphhhwwwwwwoooaaar. Boldy....if you need a hand I'm free "

Haha, more than welcome (as long as you bring/wear what the postman delivered)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can clean the skirting boards whilst I start sorting out the grout in the bathroom. The house needs to be deep cleaned before Christmas and there's not enough hours in the day. I'll make you a cup of tea. "

Can we drink whilst cleaning?

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Leftover spaghetti Bolognese if you want. Then you can hang on until I get the kids to bed, then watch some telly with us.

Jessica Jones, and Once Upon A Time.

I'll make you a hot chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd give you my spare Oyster and drag you up London on a pub/bar crawl. "

Now, craic! I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite simply Shenanigans and Malarkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quite simply Shenanigans and Malarkey "

Sounds awful....

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would hold hands and walk the juan beach at sunset

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Not much.... I'm off out later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cluedo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can sort hubby out while I have an early night. I'm exhausted!

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

I’d run a kids pool full of jelly for you and my mrs to have a scrap in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give you my spare Oyster and drag you up London on a pub/bar crawl.

Now, craic! I’m in "

In reality we would be eating Chinese and drinking Coronas with lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what time you get here! If it's between 7.45 and 9m45 then we're watching the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give you my spare Oyster and drag you up London on a pub/bar crawl.

Now, craic! I’m in

In reality we would be eating Chinese and drinking Coronas with lemon "

Ah I was up your way today. If I’d known there was Chinese going I’d have hung around

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Not much.... I'm off out later! "

You can of course come with though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play Xbox,listen to music,eat lots,watch rugby videos on YouTube.If you'd rather have a dirty evening,you can help me put the gearbox and transfer box into the Series IIa I'm restoring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Play Xbox,listen to music,eat lots,watch rugby videos on YouTube.If you'd rather have a dirty evening,you can help me put the gearbox and transfer box into the Series IIa I'm restoring "

Let’s stay away from the car, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not much.... I'm off out later!

You can of course come with though! "

Even better

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

You'd be enjoying a hot bath after a night trail run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well firstly you’d be experiencing my current black keys obsession in your ears all night, especially this track...

https://youtu.be/ygdVEIrVnIk

I could practice my new walk in front of you, could do with a second opinion as Lacey says it’s stupid and I’m embarrassing to take shopping!

After that we could watch my thundercats videos and eat some haribos in bed

Then we could all have sex if I’m not too puckered out, if this is the case then Lacey will happily make sweet lady love with you while I curl up on the edge of the bed and suck my thumb, it is a school night after all

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By *ronj1Man
over a year ago

Galway


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

We could put on Mayo jerseys and pretend Mayo won the all Ireland

BG x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage....and some reflexology. Mr D is getting this tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked twister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Meal prep then fuck. Bring miss sweetness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Hope you like baked cod with prawns, chilli and coriander sauce with spaghetti and crusty bread x

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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago

winterfell

Naked twister with moira stewart. Same thing every wednesday

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

You’d be treated as a guest and we’d want you to be as happy as humanly possible. Nice food, nice wine, laughs n giggles and you and Mrs N doing your thing , I may be present maybe not, depends on you both so probably won’t be, lol. Bottom line you’d be treated Angelicy.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

If you are still in that attire I'm coming around to yours!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well firstly you’d be experiencing my current black keys obsession in your ears all night, especially this track...

https://youtu.be/ygdVEIrVnIk

I could practice my new walk in front of you, could do with a second opinion as Lacey says it’s stupid and I’m embarrassing to take shopping!

After that we could watch my thundercats videos and eat some haribos in bed

Then we could all have sex if I’m not too puckered out, if this is the case then Lacey will happily make sweet lady love with you while I curl up on the edge of the bed and suck my thumb, it is a school night after all "

Intrigued bt your new walk!

Well, seeing as it’s a school night, maybe you should take the spare room?

Epic tune!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

Meal prep then fuck. Bring miss sweetness "

Lol. I’m traveling alone. Soz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’d be treated as a guest and we’d want you to be as happy as humanly possible. Nice food, nice wine, laughs n giggles and you and Mrs N doing your thing , I may be present maybe not, depends on you both so probably won’t be, lol. Bottom line you’d be treated Angelicy. "

You seem like excellent people to visit, most welcoming

I’ll bring fizz.....and treats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you are still in that attire I'm coming around to yours!! "

Shower time soon actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably catch up on episode 5 of The Deuce, then watch Spurs v West Ham followed by watching a film under a blanket with a bowl of Maltesers

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Well we'd have a rock n roll night. You could join us in our pj's, watching tv and trying to calm down Moose the kitten.

Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

Well we'd have a rock n roll night. You could join us in our pj's, watching tv and trying to calm down Moose the kitten.

Jack"

I’m petrified of Kittens/cats. I may need to stay in the kitchen!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably catch up on episode 5 of The Deuce, then watch Spurs v West Ham followed by watching a film under a blanket with a bowl of Maltesers "

Malteesers, nummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Firstly I'd put you over my knee and spank your bum for having an upper age limit of 40.

Then I'd make you a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have to improvise dinner and we’d be watching chick flicks and the Apprentice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A game of cards, and drinking. All night.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

Well we'd have a rock n roll night. You could join us in our pj's, watching tv and trying to calm down Moose the kitten.

Jack

I’m petrified of Kittens/cats. I may need to stay in the kitchen!! "

Oh well. At least you can serve us drinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we make chocolate rice krispie cakes and stuff our faces? Had a totally crappy day and chocolate is the only way to turn this resting bitch face into a smile. Oh. Or sex. But men don't show up for meets, so that's me fucked. Not literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dishes need doing.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we make chocolate rice krispie cakes and stuff our faces? Had a totally crappy day and chocolate is the only way to turn this resting bitch face into a smile. Oh. Or sex. But men don't show up for meets, so that's me fucked. Not literally "

Fuck yeah! Yummy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

action in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be my big spoon x

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

I'm cutting them you stack them big logs....that will warm you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of fine Cabernet, chocolate, and spooning. Then we shall see what we are in the mood for after that...

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Is it my dinnertime yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"action in the kitchen "

Yess!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it my dinnertime yet?"

It’s cheesecake and sex for dinner tonight.

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By *ax55Man
over a year ago

Hertford

Well the house needs a bit of a clean so naked cleaning would be nice

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Is it my dinnertime yet?

It’s cheesecake and sex for dinner tonight."

Excellent. Which is first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"action in the kitchen

Yess! "

one day eh xxx

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Thanks, the yanahe R6 needs a wash.

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

A meal cooked and drinks, with plenty of teasing conversation, and a lot of pic number 7 in your profile!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it my dinnertime yet?

It’s cheesecake and sex for dinner tonight.

Excellent. Which is first?"

I’ll let you be the boss, just this once, you decide!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Is it my dinnertime yet?

It’s cheesecake and sex for dinner tonight.

Excellent. Which is first?

I’ll let you be the boss, just this once, you decide! "

But it isn't my birthday?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Drink

Food

Perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it my dinnertime yet?

It’s cheesecake and sex for dinner tonight.

Excellent. Which is first?

I’ll let you be the boss, just this once, you decide!

But it isn't my birthday?"

Do you want the fucking choice or not?

*taps foot*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drink

Food

Perving "

I’ll come with gin!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Is it my dinnertime yet?

It’s cheesecake and sex for dinner tonight.

Excellent. Which is first?

I’ll let you be the boss, just this once, you decide!

But it isn't my birthday?

Do you want the fucking choice or not?

*taps foot*"

Where did that cake vanish to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck, cuddle and repeat

Cool, don’t expect any sleep! "

That never came into my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it my dinnertime yet?

It’s cheesecake and sex for dinner tonight.

Excellent. Which is first?

I’ll let you be the boss, just this once, you decide!

But it isn't my birthday?

Do you want the fucking choice or not?

*taps foot*

Where did that cake vanish to? "

Bite.

Me.

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Smoke a spliff. Have some peppermint tea. Watch some Netflix then probably anal sex. Text me when you set off. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoke a spliff. Have some peppermint tea. Watch some Netflix then probably anal sex. Text me when you set off. X"

My poor arse

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Smoke a spliff. Have some peppermint tea. Watch some Netflix then probably anal sex. Text me when you set off. X

My poor arse

"

Or his

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoke a spliff. Have some peppermint tea. Watch some Netflix then probably anal sex. Text me when you set off. X

My poor arse

Or his "

Ooooh,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id hope youd have my tea ready i worked until 21:00

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By *ifferMan
over a year ago

Stow

op, my abilities don’t match my aspersions where you are concerned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id hope youd have my tea ready i worked until 21:00 "

Of course! Put your feet up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id hope youd have my tea ready i worked until 21:00

Of course! Put your feet up "

Lol why thankyou.. sexy lady..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Birthday cake

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on episode 8 of mindhunter...and I'm sure you're super lovely, but I'm sticking with the original plan

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By *unFunCpl3Couple
over a year ago

Bexley


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

A few rounds of strip poker to break the ice and set the scene. Then a whole lot of sexy hours enjoying all the thrills and spills of Mrs B's awesome "toy" collection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discuss the merits and integrity of Freudian slips.

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

Think I’d just grin awkwardly n cum in my pants.then ask if u wanted a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x"

Your choice of takeout, plus a bubbly beverage and a good movie, or we take a page out of 50 shades of gray's book and go to town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

Your choice of takeout, plus a bubbly beverage and a good movie, or we take a page out of 50 shades of gray's book and go to town "

I've not made a paper plane in years. Great idea!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about Riding horse with you while my ding dong in ur arse

ofcourse i wana pull ur hair back while we ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

Birthday cake

Obviously "

It’s a long time coming. I’ll take two slices!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

Birthday cake

Obviously

It’s a long time coming. I’ll take two slices!"

Who goes first licking the crumbs

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Do my nails for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

We would go campanologying followed by a bit of philately"

Oooo you can't beat a bit of campanologying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already have two ladies coming over tonight. Three is a crowd!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)

What would we get up to?

Be as random as you like

BG x

We would go campanologying followed by a bit of philately

Oooo you can't beat a bit of campanologying"

What is that?

Don’t tell me, let me guess?

It rings a bell

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