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Mark Renton's ode to Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Posted earlier in the Scottish forum.

Choose fab.

Choose 'straight' guys who like cock. Choose fat burds demanding Brad Pitt. Choose std's, hemorrhoids and genital warts.

Choose close up fanny pics that clearly smell. Choose bareback gay sex pics on the "straight" guys profile, with the veri "best blow job ever, but am no gay mind"

Choose paid for adult party's, camwhores and prostitutes masquerading as singles.Choose cuckolds obsessed with BBC, and not to watch match of the fucking day.

Choose lying, infidelity and last minute meets with singles who are emotionally unhinged. Coz that's just what you need in your life. Choose dickheads verbally abusing women and thinking it's acceptable.

Choose trannys, some with fannies and the oh so sexy hairy panty wearer. Choose cock pics with sky remotes and lynx cans in the hope you'll impress someone. Probably a guy. No woman actually wants you to flash your cock to grab her attention. Harvey would be so proud.

Choose cum dump fuck pigs in the back of vans. Choose judging them in the hope of becoming part of a forum clique, thinking you're a boss keyboard warrior.

Then sit back and realise, fab is nothing more than a sausagefest you waste most of your day trawling in the sad hope of getting a fucking ride.

Choose your future, choose life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10/10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posted earlier in the Scottish forum.

Choose fab.

Choose 'straight' guys who like cock. Choose fat burds demanding Brad Pitt. Choose std's, hemorrhoids and genital warts.

Choose close up fanny pics that clearly smell. Choose bareback gay sex pics on the "straight" guys profile, with the veri "best blow job ever, but am no gay mind"

Choose paid for adult party's, camwhores and prostitutes masquerading as singles.Choose cuckolds obsessed with BBC, and not to watch match of the fucking day.

Choose lying, infidelity and last minute meets with singles who are emotionally unhinged. Coz that's just what you need in your life. Choose dickheads verbally abusing women and thinking it's acceptable.

Choose trannys, some with fannies and the oh so sexy hairy panty wearer. Choose cock pics with sky remotes and lynx cans in the hope you'll impress someone. Probably a guy. No woman actually wants you to flash your cock to grab her attention. Harvey would be so proud.

Choose cum dump fuck pigs in the back of vans. Choose judging them in the hope of becoming part of a forum clique, thinking you're a boss keyboard warrior.

Then sit back and realise, fab is nothing more than a sausagefest you waste most of your day trawling in the sad hope of getting a fucking ride.

Choose your future, choose life.

"

10/10 for your username.

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