FabSwingers.com forum: The best dick pic

By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

I was talking to some men recently and they told me that I don't need to bother using my charm or wit when chatting to a girl. They recommended just taking a picture of my penis and sending that. As girls prefer to cut the chase and usually they will then send a pic of their pussy or boobs as a thank you .

So what's the best way to take a pic of my dick? Should I add anything to it like a beard hat or a temporary tattoo?

Thanks for any feedback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ace has a lot of good Dick pics.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

They go crazy for one taken with a dick next to a sky remote

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

"They go crazy for one taken with a dick next to a sky remote "
or hanging over a toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even better over the toilet, especially if it's not been flushed x

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"They go crazy for one taken with a dick next to a sky remote or hanging over a toilet "
careful not to drop the remote in the toilet tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even better over the toilet, especially if it's not been flushed x

Angie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it has bits of fluff on it from your pants remember to use flash so it really highlights them.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I personally love a comedy penis.

I got one wearing a pair of sunglasses over the weekend.

I took a screenshot and it is now the screensaver on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flaccid cock nestled amongst a forest of pubes is

to all women on here

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Bit of tissue stuck on the ends a winner as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They go crazy for one taken with a dick next to a sky remote "

They go frothy at the clunge if it's for a Sky Q box.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Squeeze it right at the bottom of the shaft to, makes it look much bigger. But make sure your fingernails are dirty, us women love that.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"I personally love a comedy penis.

I got one wearing a pair of sunglasses over the weekend.

I took a screenshot and it is now the screensaver on my phone

"
comedy penis ?? You mean like Michael McIntyre?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure we cant see any of your body. We like the floaty cock look.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I personally love a comedy penis.

I got one wearing a pair of sunglasses over the weekend.

I took a screenshot and it is now the screensaver on my phone

Oh now I feel sad, you've reminded me of ThingTwos party cock

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"They go crazy for one taken with a dick next to a sky remote

They go frothy at the clunge if it's for a Sky Q box."

Leaves them dripping like a knackered fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even better over the toilet, especially if it's not been flushed x

Angie!"

Was just saying, I personally haven't seen one of them. X

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Squeeze it right at the bottom of the shaft to, makes it look much bigger. But make sure your fingernails are dirty, us women love that."

This

Don't forget to angle the camera correctly too - you can double or even triple the size of your manhood from this alone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed and left outside on the drive by poster at 24/10/17 00:30:27]"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Make sure we cant see any of your body. We like the floaty cock look."

Even better just have the head and a little bit of the shaft poking into shot with a large part of the room you're in taking up most of the frame

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I personally love a comedy penis.

I got one wearing a pair of sunglasses over the weekend.

I took a screenshot and it is now the screensaver on my phone

Oh now I feel sad, you've reminded me of ThingTwos party cock

Oh I don’t think I ever got to witness that

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

For added effect have a pool of freshly laid cum somewhere in the background - bonus points if it's already started to sock into a sheet or a towel

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Plenty of ideas here OP

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

Oh and if u can get Snapchat filters to put sparkles n butterflies on it ul b knee deep in clunge fella

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By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"Plenty of ideas here OP

Yes everyone is being very helpful

Mum said she has a free morning on Wednesday- will she if she can give us a hand

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh how about this for a 'different' take...buy one of those packets of flags you can get to decorate sandcastles at the beach..slide one a little way into your urethra and you've got an instant patriotic pic and a sound into the bargain!!

Just be careful of splinters!!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Oh how about this for a 'different' take...buy one of those packets of flags you can get to decorate sandcastles at the beach..slide one a little way into your urethra and you've got an instant patriotic pic and a sound into the bargain!!

Just be careful of splinters!!

That made me cross my legs and I don’t have a wang!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Plenty of ideas here OP

Yes everyone is being very helpful

Mum said she has a free morning on Wednesday- will she if she can give us a hand"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personally love a comedy penis.

I got one wearing a pair of sunglasses over the weekend.

I took a screenshot and it is now the screensaver on my phone

That sound familiar

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By *attler69Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly Cardiff Merthyr Tydfil

Or with a lynx can is always good

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By *eorgetaylor200Man
over a year ago

Southend

"A flaccid cock nestled amongst a forest of pubes is

to all women on here

Would something like in my profile suffice?

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

Just be careful of splinters!!

That made me cross my legs and I don’t have a wang!

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ouch

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