FabSwingers.com forum: Writing your will and other related stuff.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not being morbid or anything.

Just recently wrote my will and named my only son as beneficiary for my life insurance and pension if I pop my clogs.

My only concern is..

The amount of kink related stuff at my flat. I wish I could put it in a box and set to self destruct when I die. But unfortunately I can't.

I know when you are dead, then you don't have to answer any questions. But I don't want my Son to be grieving with so many in answered questions about Dad.

Guess I care about my Son, when I go, I want him to be happy and have fond memories, not tainted ones, so he can get on with his life with as little upset as possible x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why you have a mate with a key to your place and instructions to destroy all that stuff should the unexpected happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why you have a mate with a key to your place and instructions to destroy all that stuff should the unexpected happen!

Good idea

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"This is why you have a mate with a key to your place and instructions to destroy all that stuff should the unexpected happen!

Good idea

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excellent I know what to do now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had the same thought, should anything happen to the pair of us at the same time I'd rather my parents not have to find the toy boxes. Probably ought to ask our friends who introduced us to the site to come and remove them should it come to the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend died suddenly and i helped her sister empty flat .i found her naughty stuff and saved her sister from seeing .

I just hope my son never finds my naughty items if anything happens to me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave them all to him in the will

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

Too late for me. My son and his mate found mine already

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Too late for me. My son and his mate found mine already

Yes, my son found some of mine too, then told his friend, who told his mum, who told me

Great idea though, I will issue instructions to my mate forthwith!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too late for me. My son and his mate found mine already

Yes, my son found some of mine too, then told his friend, who told his mum, who told me

Great idea though, I will issue instructions to my mate forthwith!"

I’d be mortified but bet his mates are made up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is why you have a mate with a key to your place and instructions to destroy all that stuff should the unexpected happen!

Ain't got any mates I could trust with that shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leave them all to him in the will "

Serious thread..

You obviously ain't got any kids that you love more than life itself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave them all to him in the will

Serious thread..

You obviously ain't got any kids that you love more than life itself.."

He might appreciate your 6 foot inflatable love doll with vibrating orifices, dual action suction facility and spunk collection function

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leave them all to him in the will

Serious thread..

You obviously ain't got any kids that you love more than life itself..

He might appreciate your 6 foot inflatable love doll with vibrating orifices, dual action suction facility and spunk collection function "

32 years old with a lot to learn about life. I will now ignore the Troll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old is your son?

I'm not sure anyone would be too upset at finding that sort of stuff. He'll probably just laugh.

When my dad died, my mum found some magazines of his. She was too embarrassed to throw them in the bin so stuffed them in a box of bits for the local church jumble sale!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Could you keep all of your stuff in a locked suitcase?

You could ammend your will to say that this case contains items of a very deeply personal nature and it should be destroyed upon your death and not opened by any of your family.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If I find a load of kinky stuff when my parents eventually die I'll think "good on them". I think we underestimate our adult children's ability to understand that their parents might have sex lives that are slightly outside of what some call normal.

I'm not sure why you feel your son would think any the worse of you, he might actually feel glad that you lived your life to it's fullest in every respect.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"This is why you have a mate with a key to your place and instructions to destroy all that stuff should the unexpected happen!

Haha. I have this understanding with one of my friends

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Could you keep all of your stuff in a locked suitcase?

You could ammend your will to say that this case contains items of a very deeply personal nature and it should be destroyed upon your death and not opened by any of your family.

If I was the executor of that will I would most definitely be tempted to have a peek.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Make sure your paperwork is in order (list of pensions, bank accounts etc.) and include instructions about destroying some things unseen. He may not follow the instructions but he will know those were your wishes.

I have one risque memory stick. It's marked 'do not look' and my dairies are in a box also indicated for destruction.

It's really important to have a Will - read the stories of the difficulties families face when some dies intestate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guess it's More the Lingerie and dildos I worry about..

I could create a ruse that they belong to my "imaginary girlfriend"

Put a few "fake" letters in the drawer from "her"..

Don't want my son burying his crossdresser Dad who likes dildos up his ass.

Some things don't need to be said or discovered. Xx

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Could you keep all of your stuff in a locked suitcase?

You could ammend your will to say that this case contains items of a very deeply personal nature and it should be destroyed upon your death and not opened by any of your family.

If I was the executor of that will I would most definitely be tempted to have a peek.

Your halo just slid. Has someone hacked your account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you keep all of your stuff in a locked suitcase?

You could ammend your will to say that this case contains items of a very deeply personal nature and it should be destroyed upon your death and not opened by any of your family.

If I was the executor of that will I would most definitely be tempted to have a peek.

It's almost an open invitation to definitely look inside isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess it's More the Lingerie and dildos I worry about..

I could create a ruse that they belong to my "imaginary girlfriend"

Put a few "fake" letters in the drawer from "her"..

Don't want my son burying his crossdresser Dad who likes dildos up his ass.

Some things don't need to be said or discovered. Xx"

It's lovely you care so much. An imaginary girlfriend is probably the easiest way to do it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you write a letter to your son explaining your kinks and tape it to the outside of the box. Then hopefully when you die he will also be an adult and understand.

Ptu xxx

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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

There's definitely a case for a kink cleaning business and I'm really surprised no ones done it before

I've recently moved so my safe friends are no longer applicable but I have A LOT of stuff and some quite extreme stuff. To be fair my sister knows what I'm like...I just don't think she knows quite how much. I think it would be hilarious actually and just imagining her language as she comes across this and that and 'oo what the fuck do you use this for' funny. She's so vanilla!

When I moved years ago my mum picked up some post for me and it wasn't sealed properly and it was an extreme bondage catalogue. No point pretending I was her innocent little daughter anymore

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Could you keep all of your stuff in a locked suitcase?

You could ammend your will to say that this case contains items of a very deeply personal nature and it should be destroyed upon your death and not opened by any of your family.

If I was the executor of that will I would most definitely be tempted to have a peek.

Your halo just slid. Has someone hacked your account

my evil twin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess it's More the Lingerie and dildos I worry about..

I could create a ruse that they belong to my "imaginary girlfriend"

Put a few "fake" letters in the drawer from "her"..

Don't want my son burying his crossdresser Dad who likes dildos up his ass.

Some things don't need to be said or discovered. Xx

It's lovely you care so much. An imaginary girlfriend is probably the easiest way to do it xx"

Thanks,

Imaginary girlfriend is the way to go xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously .... I'm a funeral director so this is pretty routine for me! Nominate a friend or do the lockable suitcase thing. Also have a friend who can delete your computer history. Having said that, one client who is both a naturist and a swinger, found photos of his parents and they gave him great comfort as he felt closer to them. Also buy a funeral bond, not those crap fund things advertised on the telly which 'might' cover your funeral. They won't and you have to keep paying in. A bond will cover the cost of the funeral which is now about £3.5k if you don't go mad. Your loved ones would have to pay for flowers, extra cars, printing or obituaries as standard. But the minister, legal paperwork, hearse, pall bearers, doctors fees, cremation/burial and sometimes the embalming are all paid for. Hope that helps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you keep all of your stuff in a locked suitcase?

You could ammend your will to say that this case contains items of a very deeply personal nature and it should be destroyed upon your death and not opened by any of your family.

That's a good idea

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Are your dildos never going to be thrown out or are you planning on keeping them until they are dust? Seems a little silly to be worrying about them when the reality is you are going to throw them in a few years. Have a box marked porn if you are worried but locking it is a bit much - people have porn, even sons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess it's More the Lingerie and dildos I worry about..

I could create a ruse that they belong to my "imaginary girlfriend"

Put a few "fake" letters in the drawer from "her"..

Don't want my son burying his crossdresser Dad who likes dildos up his ass.

Some things don't need to be said or discovered. Xx"

That's a really good idea.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Seriously .... I'm a funeral director so this is pretty routine for me! Nominate a friend or do the lockable suitcase thing. Also have a friend who can delete your computer history. Having said that, one client who is both a naturist and a swinger, found photos of his parents and they gave him great comfort as he felt closer to them. Also buy a funeral bond, not those crap fund things advertised on the telly which 'might' cover your funeral. They won't and you have to keep paying in. A bond will cover the cost of the funeral which is now about £3.5k if you don't go mad. Your loved ones would have to pay for flowers, extra cars, printing or obituaries as standard. But the minister, legal paperwork, hearse, pall bearers, doctors fees, cremation/burial and sometimes the embalming are all paid for. Hope that helps!"

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Are your dildos never going to be thrown out or are you planning on keeping them until they are dust? Seems a little silly to be worrying about them when the reality is you are going to throw them in a few years. Have a box marked porn if you are worried but locking it is a bit much - people have porn, even sons. "

I'm sure we have kids of all ages. Mine certainly isn't age appropriate to deal with things we have.

And it's good to plan because people die at all ages and with 0- years+ notice. I was widowed 2 years ago after just ten months illness.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"If I find a load of kinky stuff when my parents eventually die I'll think "good on them". I think we underestimate our adult children's ability to understand that their parents might have sex lives that are slightly outside of what some call normal.

I'm not sure why you feel your son would think any the worse of you, he might actually feel glad that you lived your life to it's fullest in every respect."

Exactly,I really wouldn't worry about it. Your son will be a grown man!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Could you keep all of your stuff in a locked suitcase?

You could ammend your will to say that this case contains items of a very deeply personal nature and it should be destroyed upon your death and not opened by any of your family.

If I was the executor of that will I would most definitely be tempted to have a peek.

It's almost an open invitation to definitely look inside isn't it

Oh yes!

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Too late for me. My son and his mate found mine already

Too late for me too - when I used to live at my parent's they moved while I was at university. Thankfully my collection was a lot smaller back then!

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

But there's always tomorrow, you never know what's around the corner.

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've found my Mum's stuff before, didn't bother me in the slightest, she's an adult and I've grown up to be open minded.

Enjoy your life to the fullest. If your son is going to have an issue with that then that's his problem.

But, if you are going to worry and think making up a life to mask your real one is the way to go, don't hide away your stuff. Obviously don't have it out and about as that will invite questions which means you have to lie more, but don't lock everything away, not if you want to pretend they are someone else's. Just have the clothes in your drawers. Have a spare "used" toothbrush in your bathroom cabinet, maybe some female toiletries in there. Just enough to look like you had a female friend who stayed over occasionally.

If the stuff gets spotted now then you just say you have a female friend that you have fun with, it's not serious, and she just stays over every now and then.

I think, although very old fashioned, a few letters from "her" may be a good idea, then you don't have to put contact details that don't lead anywhere.

Just do enough to give the impression that you have a "fuck buddy", if you do too much the holes in the "story" will show.

But, do you know for sure he will have a problem with what you do?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've found my Mum's stuff before, didn't bother me in the slightest, she's an adult and I've grown up to be open minded.

Enjoy your life to the fullest. If your son is going to have an issue with that then that's his problem.

If the stuff gets spotted now then you just say you have a female friend that you have fun with, it's not serious, and she just stays over every now and then.

I think, although very old fashioned, a few letters from "her" may be a good idea, then you don't have to put contact details that don't lead anywhere.

Just do enough to give the impression that you have a "fuck buddy", if you do too much the holes in the "story" will show.

But, do you know for sure he will have a problem with what you do?

I think all of that just creates the extra problem of finding 'her' to let 'her' know the father has died. 'She' would be upset at the loss of a such an intimate friend.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I've found my Mum's stuff before, didn't bother me in the slightest, she's an adult and I've grown up to be open minded.

Enjoy your life to the fullest. If your son is going to have an issue with that then that's his problem.

If the stuff gets spotted now then you just say you have a female friend that you have fun with, it's not serious, and she just stays over every now and then.

I think, although very old fashioned, a few letters from "her" may be a good idea, then you don't have to put contact details that don't lead anywhere.

Just do enough to give the impression that you have a "fuck buddy", if you do too much the holes in the "story" will show.

But, do you know for sure he will have a problem with what you do?

I think all of that just creates the extra problem of finding 'her' to let 'her' know the father has died. 'She' would be upset at the loss of a such an intimate friend.

yes that's thought provoking

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I've found my Mum's stuff before, didn't bother me in the slightest, she's an adult and I've grown up to be open minded.

Enjoy your life to the fullest. If your son is going to have an issue with that then that's his problem.

If the stuff gets spotted now then you just say you have a female friend that you have fun with, it's not serious, and she just stays over every now and then.

I think, although very old fashioned, a few letters from "her" may be a good idea, then you don't have to put contact details that don't lead anywhere.

Just do enough to give the impression that you have a "fuck buddy", if you do too much the holes in the "story" will show.

But, do you know for sure he will have a problem with what you do?

I think all of that just creates the extra problem of finding 'her' to let 'her' know the father has died. 'She' would be upset at the loss of a such an intimate friend.

I was thinking that, that's why I think letters, well, probably more "love notes" or something, basically something that doesn't have contact details on it. To have enough in the home to suggest another person but not enough to suggest a girlfriend who would *need* to be contacted.

To be honest I wouldn't bother pretending, but, I'm open minded, maybe his son is not. I also don't care what people think about me when I'm gone because I won't be there to hear what they think. I also keep all my stuff together for neatness so they come across it once and can just bin the lot in one go.

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