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"I am trying very very hard not to laugh here...hate giving you that sort of satisfaction "Let it go, you know you want to! | |||
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"Wow! Firstly I'd like to thank everyone who PM'd me after my first thread closed wishing me well and asking/begging me to give them an outlet for their grieving. Here are some quotes from PMs, I will keep them anonymous: 'funky this sucks I have no public stage to put my feelings down about you leaving' 'funky carry this thread on, I need an outlet for my grieving' 'funky start another thread up now! That fucking bitch said I was smellier than her.' 'funky why can't I get any meets? What do you think of my profile?' Those are just a selection of the literally 'few' I could have picked from. ----------------------------------------------------------------- So just to re-iterate, yes Funky fans and Funky haters I am leaving within a few years (5 max... ish). It's been real! I love you all*, take care! xxx . . . . . *'ALL' in this sense means barely 2% of forum users." hurry up and piss odff  | |||
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"Errr has it gone up from 3 to 5 now? "Yes as a punishment for those who wanted me to leave earlier. I'm fucked up, what can I say muhahahahaha  | |||
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"FFS people, can you pretend to want Funky to stay !" nope...what do you take us for ruggers lol | |||
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"We got this fa the next three years or so xx "Qun its klingon...he may understand | |||
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"We got this fa the next three years or so xx "Possibly 5 *shrugs* who knows | |||
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"can't this magically disappear... you know you mods have this power... lol" Only the norty ones sadly, this isn't naughty enough yet | |||
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"can't this magically disappear... you know you mods have this power... lol Only the norty ones sadly, this isn't naughty enough yet "OFHS!!!! *tries again* You lot stink | |||
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" ghajtaH ghaH ghobe' ghoSta' " Oh babe xxx | |||
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"can't this magically disappear... you know you mods have this power... lol" Ha! With the help of legal disclaimers and a super power that gives me the ability to write inoffensive threads which are in essence offensive, even they can't stop me! Muhahahahahahaha | |||
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" ghajtaH ghaH ghobe' ghoSta'
Oh babe xxx"Lmao | |||
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"can't this magically disappear... you know you mods have this power... lol Ha! With the help of legal disclaimers and a super power that gives me the ability to write inoffensive threads which are in essence offensive, even they can't stop me! Muhahahahahahaha "How about a Timeout til you cool down? If you cool down, you might have to put your knickers on and then you would get less admirers, hence less mail, and be encouraged to leave? Maybe? | |||
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" ghajtaH ghaH ghobe' ghoSta' ".... Not even Funky can do that...;-) Surely this is enough for the mod to have to intervene...;-);-) * And I didnt think you knew words like these * | |||
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"i better be in the 2%, the amount of nice things i have said about your bum "You're in the top 1% sugar tits xxx | |||
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" ghajtaH ghaH ghobe' ghoSta'
.... Not even Funky can do that...;-)
Surely this is enough for the mod to have to intervene...;-);-)
* And I didnt think you knew words like these *"ghaH jatlhtaH jIH 'oH nap | |||
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"i better be in the 2%, the amount of nice things i have said about your bum
You're in the top 1% sugar tits xxx
u still not gone "Almost there! On Friday it's exactly 1,824 days left almost. | |||
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" Almost there! On Friday it's exactly 1,824 days left almost." Does that include time travel days? | |||
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" Almost there! On Friday it's exactly 1,824 days left almost. Does that include time travel days?" Wow, great question! and one that has perplexed many quantum physicists. The short answer is because I use the worm hole theory and therefore don't need to travel at light speed, the time it takes to time travel is reliant on the power and speed my time machine can physically move. While I haven't recorded it's top speed, If I tell you what is at the heart of the engine that powers my Pocket Fluff Capacitor® you will get a feeling for the raw power I have at my disposal. It's a 1966 Ford/Lotus Cortina 1.6 litre... with extra glitter. | |||
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"Supose I had better post on this thread. By the time I got to the last 1 it had been closed. Sooooooo bye funky, whenever you go, whatever you do, blah blah blah..... "At last! It's that kind of warmth and sincerity that I have been looking for! Thank you! | |||
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"Supose I had better post on this thread. By the time I got to the last 1 it had been closed. Sooooooo bye funky, whenever you go, whatever you do, blah blah blah.....
At last! It's that kind of warmth and sincerity that I have been looking for! Thank you! "Though I did mean to add..... Dont let the door hit you on your arse on the way out.... (well not to hard) | |||
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"Though I did mean to add..... Dont let the door hit you on your arse on the way out.... (well not to hard) "Ah ffs! | |||
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"Good bye, again! "Don't worry you will have plenty more opportunities to say goodbye. I imagine I could make one of these threads every two weeks for the next 5 years. I'm no mathematician but that's around 130 goodbye threads. Just think about that everyone! | |||
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"isnt the Ninkynonk missing its driver? x" It drives itself silly, everyone knows that. | |||
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"It's gonna take him all of 5 years to go! Man think of the weight of that ego he has to carry every step of the way!!!!!!!!!" pmsl | |||
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"It's gonna take him all of 5 years to go! Man think of the weight of that ego he has to carry every step of the way!!!!!!!!!" It's OK I store it in 'the cloud' now. So less overheads. | |||
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"It gonna take the 5 trs to get enough pocket fluff. I think we should sent up a pocket fluff donation in aid of funky "If I get enough I can't promise I will leave immediately but I will stop making these threads. I've set up a PO Box for donations. | |||
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"It gonna take the 5 trs to get enough pocket fluff. I think we should sent up a pocket fluff donation in aid of funky
If I get enough I can't promise I will leave immediately but I will stop making these threads.
I've set up a PO Box for donations."you must send me the PO box number, ive found some pocket fluff, and its a lovely colour of jade and it sparkles | |||
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"isnt the Ninkynonk missing its driver? x It drives itself silly, everyone knows that." well im sure there must be an equally important job your garden requires?...off you go! x | |||
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"Good bye, again!
Don't worry you will have plenty more opportunities to say goodbye. I imagine I could make one of these threads every two weeks for the next 5 years. I'm no mathematician but that's around 130 goodbye threads.
Just think about that everyone!"Oh no!!! Not sure I can stand that!! | |||
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"Good bye, again!
Don't worry you will have plenty more opportunities to say goodbye. I imagine I could make one of these threads every two weeks for the next 5 years. I'm no mathematician but that's around 130 goodbye threads.
Just think about that everyone!
Oh no!!! Not sure I can stand that!! "And you can shut it missy! | |||
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"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx | |||
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"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx" im waiting t start a good riddance thread | |||
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"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx" oh just fuck off already, will you xx | |||
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"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx oh just fuck off already, will you xx "say it like it is chick | |||
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"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx oh just fuck off already, will you xx
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"u still not gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not long now Jacqs. Hang in there, this can't be easy for anyone xxx oh just fuck off already, will you xx "Hush now, you can't hurry these things my love xxx | |||
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"Yeah,,,,, but how do we know for sure, the real Funky Monkey has not already left, and this continued presence is just the work of a cunning doppelganger, attempting to fool us by offering quips and answers in a copycat style to the original Funky Monkey, just hoping to maintain a bizarre deception for some extraordinary reason best and only known to him or her as the case maybe……. I demand proof this is not the case, and hope the matter is resolved to the satisfaction of all who harbour similar doubts "Only the real _unky monkey owns a sex robot! | |||
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"Yeah,,,,, but how do we know for sure, the real Funky Monkey has not already left, and this continued presence is just the work of a cunning doppelganger, attempting to fool us by offering quips and answers in a copycat style to the original Funky Monkey, just hoping to maintain a bizarre deception for some extraordinary reason best and only known to him or her as the case maybe……. I demand proof this is not the case, and hope the matter is resolved to the satisfaction of all who harbour similar doubts
Only the real _unky monkey owns a sex robot!"ahhh but does he | |||
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" Only the real _unky monkey owns a sex robot!" Thats hardly proof!!!....hmmmm I'm starting to smell smoke and mirrors!!!! | |||
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" Only the real _unky monkey owns a sex robot! Thats hardly proof!!!....hmmmm I'm starting to smell smoke and mirrors!!!! "What do mirrors smell like? | |||
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" Only the real _unky monkey owns a sex robot! Thats hardly proof!!!....hmmmm I'm starting to smell smoke and mirrors!!!!
What do mirrors smell like? "They smell like Mirrors | |||
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"i better be in the 2%, the amount of nice things i have said about your bum
You're in the top 1% sugar tits xxx"yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy | |||
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"This thread and the previous and subsequent ones, are gonna end up like the Rocky films, on and on and on.... "Yep... I feel a hurty yawn coming on *yawns* ouch | |||
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"This thread and the previous and subsequent ones, are gonna end up like the Rocky films, on and on and on....
Yep... I feel a hurty yawn coming on *yawns* ouch ""tuts" stop yawning if it hurts | |||
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"Still here? "Not long now, hang in there mate. Few years, 5+ max and whoosh! Off! | |||
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"just rummaging around in belly button for flff donations best i can do is two cheesy wotsits and a cherry stone the wife spit at me last week "Put the cherry stone in your pocket for a few days, I find they are a very efficient fluff attraction device. | |||
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"I'll send you a free fridgefreezer and gold glitter if you leave today "Shut it you! I will leave in my own very painfully drawn out time! | |||
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"Ain't you gone yet? And when ya do I suppose ya will come back And we will have an I'm back thread lol xx "Hells yeah! What a top trolling idea! I will have a return thread, the likes of which you have never seen beforeeeeeee!!! hahaaaaaaaaaaa. | |||
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"I reckon its just a hologram of his former self though….. I’ve been certain for a long while now, that he’s completly gone!!! Come-back Munky we miss you!!! "d[ o_0 ]b ___(OK you've rumbled me. It's me! Funky's fuck robot FFR01 who has been posting for the last month. Funky is on a secret mission frought with danger to fuck some blue biatches in the Cytrex Quadrant.) | |||
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"fancy an anal fisting with a studded glove..... that will see the back of him. "So _iew mate when are ya free? Xx | |||
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"fancy an anal fisting with a studded glove..... that will see the back of him. "Lalalalalalalalalala I'm not listening lalalalalalalala | |||
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"fancy an anal fisting with a studded glove..... that will see the back of him.
Lalalalalalalalalala I'm not listening lalalalalalalala"Fook me,,,, a singing hologram..!. Whatever will they come-up with next?.... Be hoped it's an effective formula for stud-lube .... muwahahaha | |||
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"fancy an anal fisting with a studded glove..... that will see the back of him.
Lalalalalalalalalala I'm not listening lalalalalalalala
Fook me,,,, a singing hologram..!.
Whatever will they come-up with next?....
Be hoped it's an effective formula for stud-lube .... muwahahaha "Sox, you and View have a very unhealthy obsession with my bottom. I will stop sending you both my daily arse pic if you can't handle it. xxx | |||
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" Sox, you and View have a very unhealthy obsession with my bottom. I will stop sending you both my daily arse pic if you can't handle it. xxx" It’s not an unhealthy interest Munkle-old-chap,,!,, we were only looking into it, that’s all!!!!! although I have to say, that quite an impressive Echo..........eCho......ecHo.......echO.....echo........ ech........ec......e......... that can be generated in there | |||
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"Still here i see, some people just dont know how to take a hint "I'm LEEEEEAVINGGGGG! These things can't be rushed though. | |||
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"Still here i see, some people just dont know how to take a hint
I'm LEEEEEAVINGGGGG!
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"Still here i see, some people just dont know how to take a hint
I'm LEEEEEAVINGGGGG!
These things can't be rushed though.
On a jet plane ? "Don't know when he'll be back again Oh babe, he hates to go | |||
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"Still here i see, some people just dont know how to take a hint
I'm LEEEEEAVINGGGGG!
These things can't be rushed though.
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Don't know when he'll be back again
Oh babe, he hates to go "wish i hadnt said it now cant get bloody tune out me head | |||
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"your allways coming and going now what you up too , lol " I'm still going Jo, it's just it's taking a while to put things in order. I haven't downloaded all of your boob pics for my screensaver for one! | |||
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"your allways coming and going now what you up too , lol " yeah he's like a blooming Panda..... | |||
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"your allways coming and going now what you up too , lol yeah he's like a blooming Panda....." Eats, shoots and leaves? | |||
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"your allways coming and going now what you up too , lol " God made piss yellow and cum white, just so Funky would know whether he is coming or going! | |||
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"your allways coming and going now what you up too , lol yeah he's like a blooming Panda..... Eats, shoots and leaves?" Oh dear, sounds like you are after attention and then the promise of leaving is almost like a suicide note. Somone needs a cuddle..bless | |||
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"Of course I don't want attention you two! This more a selfless public service announcement. You guys have a right to know that I am leaving. Attention seeking indeed! Pffft! "now now we only say what we see , lol xx | |||
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"Of course I don't want attention you two! This more a selfless public service announcement. You guys have a right to know that I am leaving. Attention seeking indeed! Pffft! now now we only say what we see , lol xx"Jo I'm shocked and a little hurt. It's like you all think I am some self obsessed, narcissistic monster who feeds off the attention and adoration of others. | |||
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" It's like you all think I am some self obsessed, narcissistic monster who feeds off the attention and adoration of others." So you weren't muttering "they all love funky, they all love funky" as you tugged one out in the toilet just now? | |||
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" It's like you all think I am some self obsessed, narcissistic monster who feeds off the attention and adoration of others. So you weren't muttering "they all love funky, they all love funky" as you tugged one out in the toilet just now?" Erm yes.
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"Btw… good aiming with the money shot.... you'd think that cubicle would look like an explosion in a Solvite factory by now, yet you manage to keep it very clean." Stop watching MEEEEE always with the watching! | |||
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"Btw… good aiming with the money shot.... you'd think that cubicle would look like an explosion in a Solvite factory by now, yet you manage to keep it very clean. Stop watching MEEEEE always with the watching! "Isn't that what you drilled the little holes for? | |||
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Isn't that what you drilled the little holes for?"No, they are clitoris only glory holes. | |||
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"Of course I don't want attention you two! This more a selfless public service announcement. You guys have a right to know that I am leaving. Attention seeking indeed! Pffft! now now we only say what we see , lol xx
Jo I'm shocked and a little hurt.
It's like you all think I am some self obsessed, narcissistic monster who feeds off the attention and adoration of others."well i would never hurt you , lol just mybe have wild sex all night long thats it really , lol | |||
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"May I point out a fundamental faux pas dear funky. When you time travel more than five years forward you will be unable to access site facilities. You might miss something." Gah!!! Does that mean I am a timewaster?
Fuckity fuck I knew it! | |||
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"well i would never hurt you , lol just mybe have wild sex all night long thats it really , lol "Oh I think I can get on board with that!
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"You still here Funky? I go walk about in the bush for a couple of weeks and when I come back nothing has changed, Excellent! Happy skipping smiles allround "Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa nearly gone mate. Welcome back btw! | |||
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"Bump "Thank you! We really need to push this thread toward part three ASAP! Come on everyone, let's get on board with this leaving shit. Fuck yeah! | |||
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Come on everyone, let's get on board with this leaving shit. Fuck yeah!"Has your bum already left? | |||
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Come on everyone, let's get on board with this leaving shit. Fuck yeah!
Has your bum already left? "No It's still here it's just getting an upgrade. | |||
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Come on everyone, let's get on board with this leaving shit. Fuck yeah!
Has your bum already left?
No It's still here it's just getting an upgrade."Here, let me give you a hand with that, I'll hold it you uplift it.... pass the lube! | |||
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Come on everyone, let's get on board with this leaving shit. Fuck yeah!
Has your bum already left?
No It's still here it's just getting an upgrade.
Here, let me give you a hand with that, I'll hold it you uplift it.... pass the lube! "Gulp! | |||
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"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol "How do you earn one of them? I want one | |||
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"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol "that sooooooo has to happen on the next canada room invason!!!! | |||
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"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol
that sooooooo has to happen on the next canada room invason!!!! "Hi fives that idea | |||
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"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol
that sooooooo has to happen on the next canada room invason!!!!
Hi fives that idea "he has to do it now, we hi fived and he loves hi fives
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"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol
How do you earn one of them? I want one "It was very hard work. I will whisper it in your ear- otherwise Everyone will want one! | |||
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"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol
that sooooooo has to happen on the next canada room invason!!!!
Hi fives that idea
he has to do it now, we hi fived and he loves hi fives
bet he'd get off just watching us hi five "You are good at hi fiving.... I think I've just, you know
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"I hope not the bugger owes me a naked cam dance lol
that sooooooo has to happen on the next canada room invason!!!! "make sure im there, hate to miss out | |||
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"Still wating for a naked cam dance followed the OPs exit "make sure i dont miss it either | |||
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"well i wish to see it too so let me know when and what room , lol "ok ladies we have to keep each other inform | |||
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"Pah! I can't believe my alarm system didn't go off to alert me people had entered my thread! All this high fiving has gotten me all hot and bothered ladies! I might have to strip and do my 'Funky's naked dance of love' dance in Canada!!! NOW!!!
*cues theme from Tales of the Unexpected*"well your a ladys man after us all , xx and thay all love you too , lol its the bum oo i did see other side that not bad , lol | |||
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"well your a ladys man after us all , xx and thay all love you too , lol its the bum oo i did see other side that not bad , lol" I like to think my dance was tasteful with a hint of filth, I'm glad you liked it. There was an awful lot of men watching. | |||
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"well your a ladys man after us all , xx and thay all love you too , lol its the bum oo i did see other side that not bad , lol I like to think my dance was tasteful with a hint of filth, I'm glad you liked it. There was an awful lot of men watching. "well maybe the men like you too xx i think thats sweet.. | |||
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"well your a ladys man after us all , xx and thay all love you too , lol its the bum oo i did see other side that not bad , lol I like to think my dance was tasteful with a hint of filth, I'm glad you liked it. There was an awful lot of men watching. well maybe the men like you too xx i think thats sweet.. "I'm cool being a ghey icon. | |||
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"I missed it "I demand a replay | |||
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"Did anybody see it?" onlt the sweetie mice | |||
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"Whats the betting we will have a Good bye Fab people! Part 3 when this is full , lol "thats definatley a sure bet | |||
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"Whats the betting we will have a Good bye Fab people! Part 3 when this is full , lol "Jo on that you can count! It's good making people laugh but soooo much better annoying them and you wouldn't believe how much my leaving threads irritate some. | |||
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"Whats the betting we will have a Good bye Fab people! Part 3 when this is full , lol
Jo on that you can count!
It's good making people laugh but soooo much better annoying them and you wouldn't believe how much my leaving threads irritate some. "well its a god thing i know you , lol xx so its a 3 and after a 4 / and 5 | |||
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"I did do my dance you lot! There quite a few there watching. Mainly men wanking though but as I understand it this is the norm for chat. "well im sure if you do dance again NOW us women would go and watch you | |||
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"I did do my dance you lot! There quite a few there watching. Mainly men wanking though but as I understand it this is the norm for chat.
well im sure if you do dance again NOW us women would go and watch you "No I must rest now. It takes a lot out of me. | |||
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" Hey Funky, Gordon Lightfoot says hurry up and tootle off ( he didn't actually use tootle ) cos he wants his flying machine back, low mileage and undamaged. "I'm not supposed to care" but i do. " Gordon Lightfoot the Canadian folk rock legend? I wasn't aware he was aware of my work. | |||
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" Hey Funky, Gordon Lightfoot says hurry up and tootle off ( he didn't actually use tootle ) cos he wants his flying machine back, low mileage and undamaged. "I'm not supposed to care" but i do. Gordon Lightfoot the Canadian folk rock legend? I wasn't aware he was aware of my work." Yeah, I think he'd argue the opposite lol. His lyrics to that song says he's lent you the keys to his flying machine. Prior art i think they call it. | |||
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" Hey Funky, Gordon Lightfoot says hurry up and tootle off ( he didn't actually use tootle ) cos he wants his flying machine back, low mileage and undamaged. "I'm not supposed to care" but i do. Gordon Lightfoot the Canadian folk rock legend? I wasn't aware he was aware of my work. Yeah, I think he'd argue the opposite lol. His lyrics to that song says he's lent you the keys to his flying machine. Prior art i think they call it. " 'Prior art' yes I like that. I will use that again. Oops! there I go again | |||
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"bump" Thanks. | |||
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And i was after a 5 card trick too. | |||
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"bump Thanks." oh yes and yes | |||
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