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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Necessary evil or just showing off ? Does farting while lifting weights count as true multitasking? Discuss ......

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock


"Necessary evil or just showing off ? Does farting while lifting weights count as true multitasking? Discuss ......"

I thought it was compulsory!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have done it a few times while doing squats

Have heard ladies do it too, quite often in fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At yoga you have to lie and relax everything and I mean everything and the warm up exercises include free will farting. The first time I went I thought I was going to die trying to hold my laughter in but in time you get used to the parps coming from around the room ... I still wont free fart though even if it meant achieving perfect inner peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At yoga you have to lie and relax everything and I mean everything and the warm up exercises include free will farting. The first time I went I thought I was going to die trying to hold my laughter in but in time you get used to the parps coming from around the room ... I still wont free fart though even if it meant achieving perfect inner peace "

I'd have to eat pork and stuffing sarnies before I went to class, just for artistic content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At yoga you have to lie and relax everything and I mean everything and the warm up exercises include free will farting. The first time I went I thought I was going to die trying to hold my laughter in but in time you get used to the parps coming from around the room ... I still wont free fart though even if it meant achieving perfect inner peace

I'd have to eat pork and stuffing sarnies before I went to class, just for artistic content "

Believe me quorn and tofu farts stink just as bad - if not worse!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Years ago I was at a martial arts event with 100s of people and we all had to lie on the floor and hold our legs about 2 inches up for as long as we could

So many people were farting,it sounded like a 100 squeaky coffin lids opening,I was rolling on the floor laughing and got told off for not taking it seriously

Still makes me giggle when I think about it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG there is nothing in this thread that can be taken seriously! Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wouldnt risk it. All that straining, well anithing could happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wouldnt risk it. All that straining, well anithing could happen "

Like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wouldnt risk it. All that straining, well anithing could happen

Like? "

You don't want to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At yoga you have to lie and relax everything and I mean everything and the warm up exercises include free will farting. The first time I went I thought I was going to die trying to hold my laughter in but in time you get used to the parps coming from around the room ... I still wont free fart though even if it meant achieving perfect inner peace "

Can you fart at Will ? impressive , poor will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lololololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wouldnt risk it. All that straining, well anithing could happen

Like? "

Fallout due to straining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wouldnt risk it. All that straining, well anithing could happen

Like?

Fallout due to straining"

I've seen it happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do it in the jacuzzi, then no one will find out, you can sit there, looking at the poor bastards knowing you've got away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha i let one rip doing deads once but noone noticed apart from the smell

seems to happen alot with deads

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Hmmm reading this thread has just confirmed what i thought.....dont go to the gym not only will the equiptment kill you but you will get gassed too

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Can we please not talk about farting...it is the bane of my life....much to Rain's amusement...thankfully they're not often smelly

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"Can we please not talk about farting...it is the bane of my life....much to Rain's amusement...thankfully they're not often smelly "

LOL are you a guffer too luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very common place in my gym as were all on high protein diets and if I change my supplements mine smell like I've sold my arse to the devil just ask lolli!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Necessary evil or just showing off ? Does farting while lifting weights count as true multitasking? Discuss ......"

i'd never fart in the gym

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i dont go to the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At yoga you have to lie and relax everything and I mean everything and the warm up exercises include free will farting. The first time I went I thought I was going to die trying to hold my laughter in but in time you get used to the parps coming from around the room ... I still wont free fart though even if it meant achieving perfect inner peace "

I'm sat on sofa at work with my colleague sat on the sofa opposite wondering why I'm crying with laughter , thank you you have made my night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Necessary evil or just showing off ? Does farting while lifting weights count as true multitasking? Discuss ......"

well most guys think farting while being rimmed is multi tasking so cant see why the gym dont count

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"It's very common place in my gym as were all on high protein diets and if I change my supplements mine smell like I've sold my arse to the devil just ask lolli!! "

sold my arse to the devil lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work on the assumption its ok to fart at the gym, everyones got head phones on anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thankyou all for your valuable contributions to this thread - fortunately I haven't farted whilst reading it - sadly I have pissed Myself laughing - that could be a whole new thread!!!

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