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"Pot Noodle " that twlls me a lot about just how YOUR mind works .... | |||
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"yuck" at least peaches admits to having a dirty mind | |||
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"Lunchtime..... Came softly through my window today Could have tripped out easy But I've change my ways.... " windows of opportunity .. I like it | |||
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"Furry bottom" eye brows and furry bottoms .... Hair raising stuff not to be taken lightly | |||
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"Furry bottomeye brows and furry bottoms .... Hair raising stuff not to be taken lightly " My next is in Industrail pliers... but not in ouch!!!..... | |||
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"Pause?" cats, dogs...and a very slow connection to blame | |||
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"Pause? cats, dogs...and a very slow connection to blame " fault | |||
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"Road kill " Oi you watch out for my pussy and doggy | |||
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"Road kill Oi you watch out for my pussy and doggy " I'd hate to hit your pussy with the car, imaging the insurance form, I saw this woman hitch hiking and hit the brakes and went into a skid but unfortunately- never mind you can guess the rest | |||
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"Road kill Oi you watch out for my pussy and doggy " oh heck, they and their safety are always on my mind...;-)... Ahem .... .... Mind! | |||
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""Try and catch the wind" ... I said Kite,,,,ages ago " That is one of my favourite love songs. You're such a sweet soul. | |||
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""Try and catch the wind" ... I said Kite,,,,ages ago That is one of my favourite love songs. You're such a sweet soul." Its in my top 10 too | |||
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"can ne believe the brown ale factory is now in estonia" You should have seen the outpouring of grief when they knocked the brewery down. Its not the same driving into Newcastle now without smelling the nutty tones in the air. | |||
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"Saint Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio of the red cave " red cave....needs lube | |||
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"Nutty Tones = Clip-clop-clip-clop" That's the Bigg Market surely? | |||
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"Saint Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio of the red cave red cave....needs lube " Must change the oil! | |||
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"Saint Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio of the red cave red cave....needs lube Must change the oil! " #assage anyone???? Or chips??? | |||
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"paint" drying | |||
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"paintdrying" squirt | |||
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"paintdrying squirt " cream.... oh yessss | |||
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"lickable " luscious | |||
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"lickable luscious " alliteration and rhyme | |||
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"OMG...... thust the jought of bocolate chody paint has got me all dizzy...... Phwarrrrrr...... " come on take us away from poetry and get us in motion | |||
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"OMG...... thust the jought of bocolate chody paint has got me all dizzy...... Phwarrrrrr...... come on take us away from poetry and get us in motion " Okies....but have I got time to thaw-out some chocolate first though? the nearest thing I've got to chocolate body paint here, is 6 frozen Mars bars ( I keep'em in the freezer ya see!),,,,, so I’m trying too warm a couple up, but they keep making my eyes water,,,, | |||
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"OMG...... thust the jought of bocolate chody paint has got me all dizzy...... Phwarrrrrr...... come on take us away from poetry and get us in motion Okies....but have I got time to thaw-out some chocolate first though? the nearest thing I've got to chocolate body paint here, is 6 frozen Mars bars ( I keep'em in the freezer ya see!),,,,, so I’m trying too warm a couple up, but they keep making my eyes water,,,, " there was I thinking you were hot stuff and your touch would just melt them...;-) | |||
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"ummm chocolate..thick luxuriuos, dark, rich ,full of flavor. melting under my tongue, slipping slowing down my throat god I need some now.. can you get a lowfat but full of flavour chocolate " you might be able to get it from from that shop I buy my low fat lard I usually like to fry my chips in its called Fantasy Foodstuffs... next to In Denial on the corner of most high streets | |||
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"OMG...... thust the jought of bocolate chody paint has got me all dizzy...... Phwarrrrrr...... come on take us away from poetry and get us in motion Okies....but have I got time to thaw-out some chocolate first though? the nearest thing I've got to chocolate body paint here, is 6 frozen Mars bars ( I keep'em in the freezer ya see!),,,,, so I’m trying too warm a couple up, but they keep making my eyes water,,,, there was I thinking you were hot stuff and your touch would just melt them...;-)" Hey wot you try'in to say there Affro my girl ...lol....,,, that I'm only good for sucking them until they go soft....Jeeeez,,,,, the very idea of it.... tuh,,,,,, I'm proper blushing here now, haha.... Ok... I admit I'm not blushing.... I'm not.... honest... I'm not..... I'm just warm thats all.... I've got the heating on to help with my ongoing frozen mars bar situation !!! phew,,,, | |||
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"OMG...... thust the jought of bocolate chody paint has got me all dizzy...... Phwarrrrrr...... come on take us away from poetry and get us in motion Okies....but have I got time to thaw-out some chocolate first though? the nearest thing I've got to chocolate body paint here, is 6 frozen Mars bars ( I keep'em in the freezer ya see!),,,,, so I’m trying too warm a couple up, but they keep making my eyes water,,,, there was I thinking you were hot stuff and your touch would just melt them...;-) Hey wot you try'in to say there Affro my girl ...lol....,,, that I'm only good for sucking them until they go soft....Jeeeez,,,,, the very idea of it.... tuh,,,,,, I'm proper blushing here now, haha.... Ok... I admit I'm not blushing.... I'm not.... honest... I'm not..... I'm just warm thats all.... I've got the heating on to help with my ongoing frozen mars bar situation !!! phew,,,, " Bain marie | |||
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"Bottom " how did you bottom get in the way there pmsl | |||
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"Bottom how did you bottom get in the way there pmsl" Smelly Bottom | |||
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"OMG…. Incoming OCD alert…. Look people,,,, I need to explain sumit…… Soup 2 kitchen 2 Paraffin lamp!!!…. Paraffin lamp is rhyming slang for tramp…. Who goes to the soup kitchen,,,, Oh…. I feel so much better for getting that off my chest….. phew….. Ok soldiers as you were.... carry on with what your doing..... don't mind me!!! I'm really not here!!! I'm over there " Why are they Kitch then, these Parrafin Lamps? | |||
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" Why are they Kitch then, these Parrafin Lamps? " Well they get a lot of their clothes from charity shope... so their choice is sometime limited to styles that were hip back in the 70's and 80's.... | |||
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"Beat les" What's les done to you, or is it really A Kink? | |||
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"trimmed beard?" until it went grey | |||
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"Beat les What's les done to you, or is it really A Kink?" pervert | |||
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"trimmed beard? until it went grey " hounds...;-) | |||
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"Dirty boots" and back to Puss | |||
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"Dirty boots" heels | |||
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"minds " alike! | |||
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"Dirty boots and back to Puss" full steam ahead | |||
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"sauna.... at Chams..." rudeies | |||
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" heels" love it. Dog training for men down boy. errmmmm | |||
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"sauna.... at Chams..." temperature rising | |||
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"Morning hsa broken " like a new day | |||
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"Its raining men.." watch them burst and die as they hit the pavements and cars.... | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day" Oh god not yet | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet" 90 minutes | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutes" football | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutesfootball " West Ham | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutesfootball West Ham" strings | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutesfootball West Ham strings " knots | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutesfootball West Ham strings knots" fathoms | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutesfootball West Ham strings knots fathoms" deep | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutesfootball West Ham strings knots fathoms deep" sheepskin rug | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutesfootball West Ham strings knots fathoms deep sheepskin rug" drools | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutesfootball West Ham strings knots fathoms deep sheepskin rug drools" tissue | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutesfootball West Ham strings knots fathoms deep sheepskin rug drools tissue" Snot | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutesfootball West Ham strings knots fathoms deep sheepskin rug drools tissue Snot " Oh yes it tis | |||
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"Morning hsa broken like a new day Oh god not yet 90 minutesfootball West Ham strings knots fathoms deep sheepskin rug drools tissue Snot Oh yes it tis" yes-man | |||
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