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The Strictly No Dancing or Even Talking about Dancing Thread Part 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As you where..you now the score by now..

All are welcome here...not no talk of d****** there's another thread for that I believe

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"As you where..you now the score by now..

All are welcome here...not no talk of d****** there's another thread for that I believe "

Haha..is there, I must go and check

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Is this shite still going on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you where..you now the score by now..

All are welcome here...not no talk of d****** there's another thread for that I believe Haha..is there, I must go and check "

My spies tell me you sneak there quite often

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this shite still going on? "

Yeah and you score .0333

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"As you where..you now the score by now..

All are welcome here...not no talk of d****** there's another thread for that I believe Haha..is there, I must go and check

My spies tell me you sneak there quite often"

Who's been snitching on me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you where..you now the score by now..

All are welcome here...not no talk of d****** there's another thread for that I believe Haha..is there, I must go and check

My spies tell me you sneak there quite often

Who's been snitching on me! "

Soxy

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I thought it was 0.333?

0.0333???

Oh feck!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"As you where..you now the score by now..

All are welcome here...not no talk of d****** there's another thread for that I believe Haha..is there, I must go and check

My spies tell me you sneak there quite often

Who's been snitching on me!

Soxy "

Right that's it, I'm not talking to him anymore. I knew it was him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought it was 0.333?

0.0333???

Oh feck! "

Is your next username update going to be argos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As you where..you now the score by now..

All are welcome here...not no talk of d****** there's another thread for that I believe Haha..is there, I must go and check

My spies tell me you sneak there quite often

Who's been snitching on me!

Soxy

Right that's it, I'm not talking to him anymore. I knew it was him! "

Oh and dash

Feck them eyes were meant for soxy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I thought it was 0.333?

0.0333???

Oh feck!

Is your next username update going to be argos? "

Hahaha

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I thought it was 0.333?

0.0333???

Oh feck!

Is your next username update going to be argos? "

Stop right there! I only have 4 choices a year...

I might wait until nearer xmas and be 'Lidl Donkey'

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So, I have to go to bed now. I have a busy week ahead. New windows and doors being fitted in our house.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I thought it was 0.333?

0.0333???

Oh feck!

Is your next username update going to be argos?

Stop right there! I only have 4 choices a year...

I might wait until nearer xmas and be 'Lidl Donkey' "

Haha, or Asda way to do it!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Na night lovely friends xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought it was 0.333?

0.0333???

Oh feck!

Is your next username update going to be argos?

Stop right there! I only have 4 choices a year...

I might wait until nearer xmas and be 'Lidl Donkey' "

Or come summertime you could be a morrisons dancer

Soxy told me to give you the eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, I have to go to bed now. I have a busy week ahead. New windows and doors being fitted in our house."

I hope that goes well for you

Night night _amiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Na night lovely friends xx"

Sleep tight xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Na night lovely friends xx

Sleep tight xx"

You too! xx

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

Good morning everyone. Does anyone know how to remove glue? I'm in a bit of a sticky situation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't bloody tell her

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Don't bloody tell her "

Well, I've been stuck here all night and now I have to go to work. How am I going to explain rolling in attached to a chair?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Don't bloody tell her

Well, I've been stuck here all night and now I have to go to work. How am I going to explain rolling in attached to a chair? "

Meals on wheels?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't bloody tell her

Well, I've been stuck here all night and now I have to go to work. How am I going to explain rolling in attached to a chair?

Meals on wheels?

"

Don't be giving her any ideas mate..leave her fecking stuck

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Don't bloody tell her

Well, I've been stuck here all night and now I have to go to work. How am I going to explain rolling in attached to a chair?

Meals on wheels?

Don't be giving her any ideas mate..leave her fecking stuck "

Meals on wheels is a story she can stick to, litterally

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Don't bloody tell her

Well, I've been stuck here all night and now I have to go to work. How am I going to explain rolling in attached to a chair? "

Is there an update on the situation. Amusemed me immensely reading this just now

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Don't bloody tell her

Well, I've been stuck here all night and now I have to go to work. How am I going to explain rolling in attached to a chair?

Is there an update on the situation. Amusemed me immensely reading this just now "

Welcome pieman

Yes this situation is... gripping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't bloody tell her

Well, I've been stuck here all night and now I have to go to work. How am I going to explain rolling in attached to a chair?

Is there an update on the situation. Amusemed me immensely reading this just now "

I've had to gag her and but mitts on her hands...that has sorted her out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?"

Afternoon _amiss

I'm good but cosmos is a bit tied up atm

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?

Afternoon _amiss

I'm good but cosmos is a bit tied up atm "

Haha, poor cosmos!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?

Afternoon _amiss

I'm good but cosmos is a bit tied up atm

Haha, poor cosmos! "

Don't worry she love it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right I've had a long enough break, off to do some more work. Cya later, Mistress. mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I've had a long enough break, off to do some more work. Cya later, Mistress. mwah xx"

Don't over do it..and no I don't want a frock made of bloody old curtains..before you ask x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon...

Someone else tied up. Mmmmm

Think it might be time to creep away quietly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Afternoon...

Someone else tied up. Mmmmm

Think it might be time to creep away quietly

"

I bloody think you've got _oddy tied up in your cave.

She's not been seen in ages

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

That was awkward. A kindly soul removed the gag and mitts but the fire brigade had to be called to unstick me. Now I've got a disciplinary at work tomorrow to explain myself.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Afternoon...

Someone else tied up. Mmmmm

Think it might be time to creep away quietly

I bloody think you've got _oddy tied up in your cave.

She's not been seen in ages "

I think I saw her in the back of the fire engine that came to rescue me.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?

Afternoon _amiss

I'm good but cosmos is a bit tied up atm

Haha, poor cosmos! "

Thank you for your concern my lovely

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I've had a long enough break, off to do some more work. Cya later, Mistress. mwah xx

Don't over do it..and no I don't want a frock made of bloody old curtains..before you ask x"

Hahaha Got a nice chintz pair I don't need anymore!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?

Afternoon _amiss

I'm good but cosmos is a bit tied up atm

Haha, poor cosmos!

Thank you for your concern my lovely "

You're welcome, sweetheart, I see you're still clutching that sparkly handbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was awkward. A kindly soul removed the gag and mitts but the fire brigade had to be called to unstick me. Now I've got a disciplinary at work tomorrow to explain myself. "

I bet the kind soul was the bloody caveman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Afternoon...

Someone else tied up. Mmmmm

Think it might be time to creep away quietly

I bloody think you've got _oddy tied up in your cave.

She's not been seen in ages

I think I saw her in the back of the fire engine that came to rescue me. "

Was hine there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?

Afternoon _amiss

I'm good but cosmos is a bit tied up atm

Haha, poor cosmos!

Thank you for your concern my lovely "

It was bloody her who told me to do it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?

Afternoon _amiss

I'm good but cosmos is a bit tied up atm

Haha, poor cosmos!

Thank you for your concern my lovely

It was bloody her who told me to do it "

Wuzn't me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I've had a long enough break, off to do some more work. Cya later, Mistress. mwah xx

Don't over do it..and no I don't want a frock made of bloody old curtains..before you ask x

Hahaha Got a nice chintz pair I don't need anymore! "

Aye and bloody Paul Smith not been back about the charity shops ...fecker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?

Afternoon _amiss

I'm good but cosmos is a bit tied up atm

Haha, poor cosmos!

Thank you for your concern my lovely

You're welcome, sweetheart, I see you're still clutching that sparkly handbag "

It's glued to her

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass "

Wow, that beats the chintz curtains I was just using for a new frock.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I've had a long enough break, off to do some more work. Cya later, Mistress. mwah xx

Don't over do it..and no I don't want a frock made of bloody old curtains..before you ask x

Hahaha Got a nice chintz pair I don't need anymore!

Aye and bloody Paul Smith not been back about the charity shops ...fecker "

Tut...can't get the staff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass "

Ooo what sizes?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?

Afternoon _amiss

I'm good but cosmos is a bit tied up atm

Haha, poor cosmos!

Thank you for your concern my lovely

You're welcome, sweetheart, I see you're still clutching that sparkly handbag

It's glued to her "

Hahaha

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? "

I know what size you are, but your secret is safe with me. Maybe they'll have lastic inserts, so you should be ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I've had a long enough break, off to do some more work. Cya later, Mistress. mwah xx

Don't over do it..and no I don't want a frock made of bloody old curtains..before you ask x

Hahaha Got a nice chintz pair I don't need anymore!

Aye and bloody Paul Smith not been back about the charity shops ...fecker

Tut...can't get the staff "

Jeez just seen that

Does my auto carrot know his surname

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes?

I know what size you are, but your secret is safe with me. Maybe they'll have lastic inserts, so you should be ok "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I've had a long enough break, off to do some more work. Cya later, Mistress. mwah xx

Don't over do it..and no I don't want a frock made of bloody old curtains..before you ask x

Hahaha Got a nice chintz pair I don't need anymore!

Aye and bloody Paul Smith not been back about the charity shops ...fecker

Tut...can't get the staff

Jeez just seen that

Does my auto carrot know his surname "

....Spooky.....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? "

your size misstress and look bags to match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon...

Someone else tied up. Mmmmm

Think it might be time to creep away quietly

I bloody think you've got _oddy tied up in your cave.

She's not been seen in ages

I think I saw her in the back of the fire engine that came to rescue me. "

Must roll a bigger stone acrosd the man cave entrance next time

Next time??? Where did that come from

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match"

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Afternoon...

Someone else tied up. Mmmmm

Think it might be time to creep away quietly

I bloody think you've got _oddy tied up in your cave.

She's not been seen in ages

I think I saw her in the back of the fire engine that came to rescue me.

Must roll a bigger stone acrosd the man cave entrance next time

Next time??? Where did that come from "

Either you or your keyboard is a glutton for punishment

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps? "

i was wandering down conduit street when i spotted them in the windows found the back entry and lobbed a brick threw windows climbed in quickly found right sizes and legged it before the rozers caught me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps? i was wandering down conduit street when i spotted them in the windows found the back entry and lobbed a brick threw windows climbed in quickly found right sizes and legged it before the rozers caught me"

Crikey a girl of my dreams

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps? i was wandering down conduit street when i spotted them in the windows found the back entry and lobbed a brick threw windows climbed in quickly found right sizes and legged it before the rozers caught me

Crikey a girl of my dreams "

can i be forgiven now for my misconduct the other night

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps? i was wandering down conduit street when i spotted them in the windows found the back entry and lobbed a brick threw windows climbed in quickly found right sizes and legged it before the rozers caught me

Crikey a girl of my dreams "

Can she come play too? Pretty please.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Afternoon...

Someone else tied up. Mmmmm

Think it might be time to creep away quietly

I bloody think you've got _oddy tied up in your cave.

She's not been seen in ages

I think I saw her in the back of the fire engine that came to rescue me.

Must roll a bigger stone acrosd the man cave entrance next time

Next time??? Where did that come from "

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?

Afternoon _amiss

I'm good but cosmos is a bit tied up atm

Haha, poor cosmos!

Thank you for your concern my lovely

You're welcome, sweetheart, I see you're still clutching that sparkly handbag

It's glued to her "

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"'Lo.....! Just stopped for a Nescafe, knackered, taking down curtains and blinds, ready for my new windows tomorrow! Hurrah! How is everyone today?

Afternoon _amiss

I'm good but cosmos is a bit tied up atm

Haha, poor cosmos!

Thank you for your concern my lovely

You're welcome, sweetheart, I see you're still clutching that sparkly handbag "

Yes, I think it is going to need surgically removing.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps? i was wandering down conduit street when i spotted them in the windows found the back entry and lobbed a brick threw windows climbed in quickly found right sizes and legged it before the rozers caught me

Crikey a girl of my dreams can i be forgiven now for my misconduct the other night "

Only if you can do the same next door in the off licence

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi "

well hello xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps? i was wandering down conduit street when i spotted them in the windows found the back entry and lobbed a brick threw windows climbed in quickly found right sizes and legged it before the rozers caught me

Crikey a girl of my dreams can i be forgiven now for my misconduct the other night "

How could I say no to that

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps? i was wandering down conduit street when i spotted them in the windows found the back entry and lobbed a brick threw windows climbed in quickly found right sizes and legged it before the rozers caught me

Crikey a girl of my dreams can i be forgiven now for my misconduct the other night

Only if you can do the same next door in the off licence "

grabs cosmo use the bag to knock him out ile grab the booze n cigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps? i was wandering down conduit street when i spotted them in the windows found the back entry and lobbed a brick threw windows climbed in quickly found right sizes and legged it before the rozers caught me

Crikey a girl of my dreams

Can she come play too? Pretty please. "

Have you asked her?

She does have a lot of goodies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi "

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

well hello xxx

"

Hi _oddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps? i was wandering down conduit street when i spotted them in the windows found the back entry and lobbed a brick threw windows climbed in quickly found right sizes and legged it before the rozers caught me

Crikey a girl of my dreams can i be forgiven now for my misconduct the other night

Only if you can do the same next door in the off licence grabs cosmo use the bag to knock him out ile grab the booze n cigs"

Ooo can I have some cigs?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there? "

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just looked on the main lounge board...and that fecking turncoat _amiss has....I can't fecking say it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there? hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat "

Was it raining?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I've just looked on the main lounge board...and that fecking turncoat _amiss has....I can't fecking say it! "
shall i get the glue ready

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there? "

Hibernating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just looked on the main lounge board...and that fecking turncoat _amiss has....I can't fecking say it! shall i get the glue ready "

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

Hibernating

"

Liar _oddy spotted you out lurking

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi "

Hi Paul

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I've just looked on the main lounge board...and that fecking turncoat _amiss has....I can't fecking say it! "

Love you....

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat "

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know wilderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I've just looked on the main lounge board...and that fecking turncoat _amiss has....I can't fecking say it! shall i get the glue ready

Oh yes "

Oh no.....

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Hi Paul "

Hi _amiss

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

Hibernating

Liar _oddy spotted you out lurking "

I must have a doppelganger!... poor b@r$t@rd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Hi Paul "

Don't you fecking come in here trying to recruit

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi

Hi Paul

Don't you fecking come in here trying to recruit "

I do try and keep everyone happy....now do you want a chintz frock, or am I wasting my time here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just looked on the main lounge board...and that fecking turncoat _amiss has....I can't fecking say it! shall i get the glue ready

Oh yes

Oh no..... "

Yeah it's going to be a fun weekend...my telly's broke

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I've just looked on the main lounge board...and that fecking turncoat _amiss has....I can't fecking say it! shall i get the glue ready

Oh yes

Oh no.....

Yeah it's going to be a fun weekend...my telly's broke "

Oh god....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

Hibernating

Liar _oddy spotted you out lurking

I must have a doppelganger!... poor b@r$t@rd."

Don't hide it mate...them fecking women on here swear like troopers

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know wilderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me? "

is that dodgy kfc still down there

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Hi Paul

Don't you fecking come in here trying to recruit

I do try and keep everyone happy....now do you want a chintz frock, or am I wasting my time here "

I thought Chintz was the stuff they used to protect the arms on armchairs

It's will be a little dress won't it?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I've just looked on the main lounge board...and that fecking turncoat _amiss has....I can't fecking say it! shall i get the glue ready

Oh yes

Oh no.....

Yeah it's going to be a fun weekend...my telly's broke "

damm and its my 36 hr shift next weekend too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea "

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi

Hi Paul

Don't you fecking come in here trying to recruit

I do try and keep everyone happy....now do you want a chintz frock, or am I wasting my time here

I thought Chintz was the stuff they used to protect the arms on armchairs

It's will be a little dress won't it? "

so little it show ur arse when you walk

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi

Hi Paul

Don't you fecking come in here trying to recruit

I do try and keep everyone happy....now do you want a chintz frock, or am I wasting my time here

I thought Chintz was the stuff they used to protect the arms on armchairs

It's will be a little dress won't it? "

It will be perfect for you, just like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea "

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually..... "

oi paul ur wanted

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi

Hi Paul

Don't you fecking come in here trying to recruit

I do try and keep everyone happy....now do you want a chintz frock, or am I wasting my time here

I thought Chintz was the stuff they used to protect the arms on armchairs

It's will be a little dress won't it? so little it show ur arse when you walk"

Haha That will be a sight to behold!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair "

attaches the ankle chains

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just looked on the main lounge board...and that fecking turncoat _amiss has....I can't fecking say it! shall i get the glue ready

Oh yes

Oh no.....

Yeah it's going to be a fun weekend...my telly's broke damm and its my 36 hr shift next weekend too"

Oh that's down to just a 3 sum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually..... "

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free "

snap so am i

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair "

No...go away

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

Hibernating

Liar _oddy spotted you out lurking

I must have a doppelganger!... poor b@r$t@rd.

Don't hide it mate...them fecking women on here swear like troopers "

Maybe so but i still mind my p's & q's

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually..... oi paul ur wanted"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair attaches the ankle chains"

I need a wee.....

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know wilderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me? is that dodgy kfc still down there"

There's only a Maccies on road

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free "

Vodka?....

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps? i was wandering down conduit street when i spotted them in the windows found the back entry and lobbed a brick threw windows climbed in quickly found right sizes and legged it before the rozers caught me

Crikey a girl of my dreams can i be forgiven now for my misconduct the other night

Only if you can do the same next door in the off licence grabs cosmo use the bag to knock him out ile grab the booze n cigs"

I'm right behind you. Go for the good quality stuff though.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

oi paul ur wanted"

It's in the fridge, help yourself

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair attaches the ankle chains

I need a wee..... "

oops i threw the keys out the window

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free "

Nhs prescriptions?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair attaches the ankle chains

I need a wee..... oops i threw the keys out the window"

Oh sh**

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Hi Paul

Don't you fecking come in here trying to recruit

I do try and keep everyone happy....now do you want a chintz frock, or am I wasting my time here

I thought Chintz was the stuff they used to protect the arms on armchairs

It's will be a little dress won't it? so little it show ur arse when you walk"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free snap so am i

"

Jeez you get em as well

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free snap so am i

Jeez you get em as well "

What do you get free?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair

No...go away "

I'm very familiar with Chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know wilderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me? is that dodgy kfc still down there

There's only a Maccies on road"

Aye she's tried the dodgy physic routine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Vodka?.... "

Close it starts with a v. ..but sadly no as she's working this weekend

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair

No...go away

I'm very familiar with Chelmsford "

Oh dear! I'm going to get dinner now, if I can get off this bloody chair! See youz later! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stumbles in phew that was a close call passes misstress a bag containing a norman hartnell dress and a vivian westwood dress dont ask but bathe me cuts from all the glass

Ooo what sizes? your size misstress and look bags to match

Just went to have a look....did you get them with your greenshield stamps? i was wandering down conduit street when i spotted them in the windows found the back entry and lobbed a brick threw windows climbed in quickly found right sizes and legged it before the rozers caught me

Crikey a girl of my dreams can i be forgiven now for my misconduct the other night

Only if you can do the same next door in the off licence grabs cosmo use the bag to knock him out ile grab the booze n cigs

I'm right behind you. Go for the good quality stuff though."

Your not getting the fecking fags though

But you can have the booze

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

Hibernating

Liar _oddy spotted you out lurking

I must have a doppelganger!... poor b@r$t@rd.

Don't hide it mate...them fecking women on here swear like troopers

Maybe so but i still mind my p's & q's "

Fecking doesn't contain any

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair attaches the ankle chains

I need a wee..... "

What about your fiverlady pants?...I'll get some in

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

Hibernating

Liar _oddy spotted you out lurking

I must have a doppelganger!... poor b@r$t@rd.

Don't hide it mate...them fecking women on here swear like troopers

Maybe so but i still mind my p's & q's

Fecking doesn't contain any"

Phuquing does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair attaches the ankle chains

I need a wee..... oops i threw the keys out the window"

Your getting sweeter by the minute

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair

No...go away

I'm very familiar with Chelmsford

Oh dear! I'm going to get dinner now, if I can get off this bloody chair! See youz later! xx"

your well and truly stuck that glue works fast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?"

Yeah...but what's in em?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know wilderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me? is that dodgy kfc still down there

There's only a Maccies on road

Aye she's tried the dodgy physic routine "

it was yrs ago i went to see a band at the ice rink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair attaches the ankle chains

I need a wee..... oops i threw the keys out the window

Oh sh** "

Oh goody

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair

No...go away

I'm very familiar with Chelmsford

Oh dear! I'm going to get dinner now, if I can get off this bloody chair! See youz later! xx"

Iv eaten in the KFC there though..fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

Hibernating

Liar _oddy spotted you out lurking

I must have a doppelganger!... poor b@r$t@rd.

Don't hide it mate...them fecking women on here swear like troopers

Maybe so but i still mind my p's & q's

Fecking doesn't contain any

Phuquing does "

You foreign? Or a dictionary eater

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Prepares _amiss at comfortable chair

No...go away

I'm very familiar with Chelmsford

Oh dear! I'm going to get dinner now, if I can get off this bloody chair! See youz later! xxyour well and truly stuck that glue works fast"

Up a Gumtree I'd say

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know holderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me?

is that dodgy kfc still down there

There's only a Maccies on road

Aye she's tried the dodgy physic routine

it was yrs ago i went to see a band at the ice rink"

Ice arena is off hessle road, miles from me

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

Hibernating

Liar _oddy spotted you out lurking

I must have a doppelganger!... poor b@r$t@rd.

Don't hide it mate...them fecking women on here swear like troopers

Maybe so but i still mind my p's & q's

Fecking doesn't contain any

Phuquing does

You foreign? Or a dictionary eater "

Neither

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know wilderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me? is that dodgy kfc still down there

There's only a Maccies on road

Aye she's tried the dodgy physic routine it was yrs ago i went to see a band at the ice rink"

I'll let you off then...probably moved by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know holderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me?

is that dodgy kfc still down there

There's only a Maccies on road

Aye she's tried the dodgy physic routine

it was yrs ago i went to see a band at the ice rink

Ice arena is off hessle road, miles from me"

I know Hessle road

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know wilderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me? is that dodgy kfc still down there

There's only a Maccies on road

Aye she's tried the dodgy physic routine it was yrs ago i went to see a band at the ice rink

I'll let you off then...probably moved by now "

my mate fell tit over arse round by the victorian loos lmao

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over a year ago

Right I'm off to eat now..see you all later

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Right I'm off to eat now..see you all later "

Laters

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know wilderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me? is that dodgy kfc still down there

There's only a Maccies on road

Aye she's tried the dodgy physic routine it was yrs ago i went to see a band at the ice rink

I'll let you off then...probably moved by now my mate fell tit over arse round by the victorian loos lmao"

Victoria square, opposite Primark & prinny quay?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know wilderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me? is that dodgy kfc still down there

There's only a Maccies on road

Aye she's tried the dodgy physic routine it was yrs ago i went to see a band at the ice rink

I'll let you off then...probably moved by now my mate fell tit over arse round by the victorian loos lmao

Victoria square, opposite Primark & prinny quay?"

Thats the place and as i recall there was rather a nice chippy on one of the corners

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know wilderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me? is that dodgy kfc still down there

There's only a Maccies on road

Aye she's tried the dodgy physic routine it was yrs ago i went to see a band at the ice rink

I'll let you off then...probably moved by now my mate fell tit over arse round by the victorian loos lmao

Victoria square, opposite Primark & prinny quay?Thats the place and as i recall there was rather a nice chippy on one of the corners"

Possibly was? I've only lived in Hull 5yrs and rarely go into city centre

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hi

Where you bloody been?

Hope you haven't been to them charity shops buying up all the good handbags before I fecking get there?

hes been lurking down holderness rd in a long raincoat

I don't own a raincoat...

I haven't been down road for a while...

How do you know holderness road is near Me?

Are you stalking Me?

is that dodgy kfc still down there

There's only a Maccies on road

Aye she's tried the dodgy physic routine

it was yrs ago i went to see a band at the ice rink

Ice arena is off hessle road, miles from me

I know Hessle road "

Me too

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em? "

Me! Me! I know! Waves arm dramatically in the air.....

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Nanite, see ya morra

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nanite, see ya morra "

Good night Paul. Sleep tight. Xx

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I thought it was 0.333?

0.0333???

Oh feck!

Is your next username update going to be argos?

Stop right there! I only have 4 choices a year...

I might wait until nearer xmas and be 'Lidl Donkey'

Or come summertime you could be a morrisons dancer

Soxy told me to give you the eyes "

Were Soxy's eyes squinty, last time I saw him on line was Saturday night, where he had a digit up his derriere and was inviting folk for some kind of debauched aromatherapy session

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nanite, see ya morra "

See yea later mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

Me! Me! I know! Waves arm dramatically in the air....."

Won't need them for you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em? "

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Can see you've all gone to bed, sweet dreams. Going to London tomorrow, with my sister in law,she is being treated at Royal Marsden hospital, for cancer. So may catch you all later on, unless I'm putting my curtains back up, depends how far our window man gets! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented "

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can see you've all gone to bed, sweet dreams. Going to London tomorrow, with my sister in law,she is being treated at Royal Marsden hospital, for cancer. So may catch you all later on, unless I'm putting my curtains back up, depends how far our window man gets! xx"

Well I hope he brings some ladders

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up "

Bugger! Where did you come from, you made me jump

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can see you've all gone to bed, sweet dreams. Going to London tomorrow, with my sister in law,she is being treated at Royal Marsden hospital, for cancer. So may catch you all later on, unless I'm putting my curtains back up, depends how far our window man gets! xx

Well I hope he brings some ladders "

Haha, would be useful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up

Bugger! Where did you come from, you made me jump "

I brought my ladders

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up

Bugger! Where did you come from, you made me jump

I brought my ladders "

Do you clean windows?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up

Bugger! Where did you come from, you made me jump

I brought my ladders

Do you clean windows? "

Nah just peep through them at lovely ladies

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up

Bugger! Where did you come from, you made me jump

I brought my ladders

Do you clean windows?

Nah just peep through them at lovely ladies "

Thought I saw a shadow, got no curtains up so a bit spooky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up

Bugger! Where did you come from, you made me jump

I brought my ladders

Do you clean windows?

Nah just peep through them at lovely ladies

Thought I saw a shadow, got no curtains up so a bit spooky "

Are you far away from that KFC just on the outskirts of the centre?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up

Bugger! Where did you come from, you made me jump

I brought my ladders

Do you clean windows?

Nah just peep through them at lovely ladies

Thought I saw a shadow, got no curtains up so a bit spooky Are you far away from that KFC just on the outskirts of the centre?"

Yes, very far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up

Bugger! Where did you come from, you made me jump

I brought my ladders

Do you clean windows?

Nah just peep through them at lovely ladies

Thought I saw a shadow, got no curtains up so a bit spooky Are you far away from that KFC just on the outskirts of the centre?

Yes, very far away "

chelmer hospital area?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up

Bugger! Where did you come from, you made me jump

I brought my ladders

Do you clean windows?

Nah just peep through them at lovely ladies

Thought I saw a shadow, got no curtains up so a bit spooky Are you far away from that KFC just on the outskirts of the centre?

Yes, very far away chelmer hospital area?"

We're not in Chelmsford

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Can see you've all gone to bed, sweet dreams. Going to London tomorrow, with my sister in law,she is being treated at Royal Marsden hospital, for cancer. So may catch you all later on, unless I'm putting my curtains back up, depends how far our window man gets! xx"

Big hugs to you and your sis in law today, my lovely. Xx

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up

Bugger! Where did you come from, you made me jump

I brought my ladders "

I've got ladders.....in my stockings...

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

So, you splendid lot. It's my disciplinary today after yesterday's shenanigans. While the firemen were unsticking me they got more of a eyeful than they should have. Any ideas to explain why I've got a gold sequined purse glued to my foo foo?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can see you've all gone to bed, sweet dreams. Going to London tomorrow, with my sister in law,she is being treated at Royal Marsden hospital, for cancer. So may catch you all later on, unless I'm putting my curtains back up, depends how far our window man gets! xx

Big hugs to you and your sis in law today, my lovely. Xx"

Ah thank you darling, that's very kind! xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"makes _amiss a nice cup of tea

Ooh thanks Voddy, I could do with a stiff one actually.....

I'm diabetic. ..guess what I get free

Nhs prescriptions?

Yeah...but what's in em?

I know now what you're talking about. Had a muddling day, got caught up in that chintz curtain, when I was taking it down, made me all disoriented

Same here...I seem to be getting my threads mixed up

Bugger! Where did you come from, you made me jump

I brought my ladders

I've got ladders.....in my stockings... "

Not surprised

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