Vanilla Innocence

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By *arahandmat OP Couple
over a year ago

Wrexham

At the mother and father in laws today and they were showing us their bag of attachments that cane with their vacuum cleaner.

The father in law reached into one of the compartments and pulled out a long tool. To his surprise, he had discovered what he described as a "magic wand".

Well this tickled me. What innocent vanilla conversation has had a double meaning that tickled you?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i did a run the other year called the dirt run which was at a place called the valley....i did titter every time i said i am doing the dirt run up the valley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years back my my mother-in-law asked if we were still thinking of having a ‘dildo rail’ in the living room

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

another race related one...there is a section of Worcester 10k which goes up the butts

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

went to the hairdresser today and one of them told me she "didn't do women" nearly told her neither do I...

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

My friend once asked the optician if her bi sexuals were ready lol.

Miss

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