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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.

Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies

I'll start with

will my cock run a 10 second 100m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang 50kg on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can your cock do 100m hurdles?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Can your cock do 100m hurdles?"

My ball sack still has the bruises and is swollen to the size of a melon.

Note to self, must clear the hurdles by a greater amount

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Use it as a pole for the pole vault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can your cock do 100m hurdles?

My ball sack still has the bruises and is swollen to the size of a melon.

Note to self, must clear the hurdles by a greater amount "

Hmm. What about swimming? 100m relay? Sure you could find 3 more cocks to make a team

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Can your cock do 100m hurdles?

My ball sack still has the bruises and is swollen to the size of a melon.

Note to self, must clear the hurdles by a greater amount

Hmm. What about swimming? 100m relay? Sure you could find 3 more cocks to make a team "

That's a good one, I need to find a pair of cock sized speedos, goggles and the tight hat they wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame they took wrestling out of the olympics

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry


".... one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock ....

"

Maybe that's what Le Coq Sportif means!

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I was thinking fencing(the sport, not wooden panels)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can your cock do 100m hurdles?

My ball sack still has the bruises and is swollen to the size of a melon.

Note to self, must clear the hurdles by a greater amount

Hmm. What about swimming? 100m relay? Sure you could find 3 more cocks to make a team

That's a good one, I need to find a pair of cock sized speedos, goggles and the tight hat they wear "

Don’t forget a nose clip

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


".... one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock ....

Maybe that's what Le Coq Sportif means!"

My clubs favourite tops were that brand back in the day

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Can your cock do 100m hurdles?

My ball sack still has the bruises and is swollen to the size of a melon.

Note to self, must clear the hurdles by a greater amount

Hmm. What about swimming? 100m relay? Sure you could find 3 more cocks to make a team

That's a good one, I need to find a pair of cock sized speedos, goggles and the tight hat they wear

Don’t forget a nose clip "

Dam I had forgot !

And a towel and flip flops to get to the pool

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

Cock push-ups

Yes, I it is a dodgy Tenacious D reference!

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By *rs T and HubbyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere north of the border..

If it's large enough to use as a javlin....pls post a pic.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Measuring device for the sand pit events.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"If it's large enough to use as a javlin....pls post a pic. "

On second thoughts will darts do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bench press mine doing 10 reps of 10kg sets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triathlon!....Swim against the tide.ride like a pro...and run when she says"I think I love you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.

Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies

I'll start with

will my cock run a 10 second 100m

"

Come and try it on me and I will confirm if it is athletic or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do frog jumping counted as athletic?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Do frog jumping counted as athletic?"

Only if it's a row of ladies bent over being frog jumped

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.

Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies

I'll start with

will my cock run a 10 second 100m

Come and try it on me and I will confirm if it is athletic or not "

Are you going to time me

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Walking the length of the Great Wall of china might help prove it

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I use mine to play pool.

Pool is athletic, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock can pole vault Athletic enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's large enough to use as a javlin....pls post a pic.

On second thoughts will darts do "

Haha willy darts

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"If it's large enough to use as a javlin....pls post a pic.

On second thoughts will darts do

Haha willy darts "

Do you think it will catch on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.

Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies

I'll start with

will my cock run a 10 second 100m

Come and try it on me and I will confirm if it is athletic or not

Are you going to time me "

No! If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well and that means taking the time to do it properly

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.

Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies

I'll start with

will my cock run a 10 second 100m

Come and try it on me and I will confirm if it is athletic or not

Are you going to time me

No! If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well and that means taking the time to do it properly "

Marathon not a sprint then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic cock ? She must mean Linfors Christie from back in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's large enough to use as a javlin....pls post a pic.

On second thoughts will darts do

Haha willy darts

Do you think it will catch on ? "

Better than catching something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.

Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies

I'll start with

will my cock run a 10 second 100m

Come and try it on me and I will confirm if it is athletic or not

Are you going to time me

No! If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well and that means taking the time to do it properly

Marathon not a sprint then ?"

Ohhh, a marathon sesh? Yes please xx

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By *rs T and HubbyCouple
over a year ago

somewhere north of the border..

Badminton. ..carefull nobody hits the shuttlecock to hard with their racket

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By *ewBurtonMan
over a year ago

Derby

My cock is athletic lol

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Badminton. ..carefull nobody hits the shuttlecock to hard with their racket "

Brings tears to my eyes

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Think it's time to get those tattooed go faster stripes.

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By *arahandmatCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"I use mine to play pool.

Pool is athletic, right?"

Pool is certainly a sport depending on which rules you play.

When you shoot, do you pick which hole it goes in? *snigger

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"I use mine to play pool.

Pool is athletic, right?

Pool is certainly a sport depending on which rules you play.

When you shoot, do you pick which hole it goes in? *snigger

"

Snooker is better, if you can't pot the pink you've always got the brown as an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My baton is available for a female relay team.

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