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The Strictly NO Dancing thread, for those that really want to dance..#9

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello, most of you have gone sleepie byes, but this is ready for the morning. Na night, sleep tight! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, most of you have gone sleepie byes, but this is ready for the morning. Na night, sleep tight! xx"

What kind of title is that

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello, most of you have gone sleepie byes, but this is ready for the morning. Na night, sleep tight! xx

What kind of title is that "

Hehe! Don't you love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dance if I want to

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I can dance if I want to "

I thought you were a closet dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can dance if I want to

I thought you were a closet dancer "

I'll need a bigger closet

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I can dance if I want to

I thought you were a closet dancer

I'll need a bigger closet "

You can do some small movements in a closet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm off to bed now ladies a troggsso I'll wish you good night and I hope cosmo has kept that bed warm

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well I'm off to bed now ladies a troggsso I'll wish you good night and I hope cosmo has kept that bed warm "

Na night I hope she has too! xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Voddy

(Hope you’re going to Hoover that up)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

"

Morning _oddy...where's that mop you said you were bringing round?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

"

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around. "

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded "

Uh oh

You need a plumber? Or an ark?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded "

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! "

I'm at work darlings

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings "

I know, lovely! Have a good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Uh oh

You need a plumber? Or an ark? "

Gasp..a snorkel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings

I know, lovely! Have a good one! "

I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings

I know, lovely! Have a good one!

I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her "

Are you unstuck now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings

I know, lovely! Have a good one!

I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her

Are you unstuck now? "

Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings

I know, lovely! Have a good one!

I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her

Are you unstuck now?

Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides "

Haha! Did any skin come off?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Skips round singing looks at misstress'so deriaire grins

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Skips round singing looks at misstress'so deriaire grins"

You are so norty! There may be trouble ahead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings

I know, lovely! Have a good one!

I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her

Are you unstuck now?

Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides

Haha! Did any skin come off? "

Only off the top of the coffee onto my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Skips round singing looks at misstress'so deriaire grins"

You won't be grinning young lady...when I get you over my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Skips round singing looks at misstress'so deriaire grins

You are so norty! There may be trouble ahead! "

Oh there will

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings

I know, lovely! Have a good one!

I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her

Are you unstuck now?

Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides

Haha! Did any skin come off?

Only off the top of the coffee onto my face "

Do you have a coffee machine or is it that instant stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings

I know, lovely! Have a good one!

I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her

Are you unstuck now?

Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides

Haha! Did any skin come off?

Only off the top of the coffee onto my face

Do you have a coffee machine or is it that instant stuff? "

No I lied a little...no skin on my coffee...it gives the perfect head...my machine does

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings

I know, lovely! Have a good one!

I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her

Are you unstuck now?

Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides

Haha! Did any skin come off?

Only off the top of the coffee onto my face

Do you have a coffee machine or is it that instant stuff?

No I lied a little...no skin on my coffee...it gives the perfect head...my machine does "

Haha, I have a coffee machine but never use it, can't be arsed, just drink the instant stuff

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Skips round singing looks at misstress'so deriaire grins

You won't be grinning young lady...when I get you over my knee "

is dat a promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings

I know, lovely! Have a good one!

I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her

Are you unstuck now?

Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides

Haha! Did any skin come off?

Only off the top of the coffee onto my face

Do you have a coffee machine or is it that instant stuff?

No I lied a little...no skin on my coffee...it gives the perfect head...my machine does

Haha, I have a coffee machine but never use it, can't be arsed, just drink the instant stuff "

It's all I use now...it's not one of them pod ones....it'll have you know it's a bean to cup machine...instant coffee coffee is now (vomit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning lads and lassies

throws glitter around

Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.

Not in my place it's fecking flooded

Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings

I know, lovely! Have a good one!

I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her

Are you unstuck now?

Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides

Haha! Did any skin come off?

Only off the top of the coffee onto my face

Do you have a coffee machine or is it that instant stuff?

No I lied a little...no skin on my coffee...it gives the perfect head...my machine does

Haha, I have a coffee machine but never use it, can't be arsed, just drink the instant stuff

It's all I use now...it's not one of them pod ones....it'll have you know it's a bean to cup machine...instant coffee coffee is now (vomit)"

Oh bugger..forgot how to do that emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Skips round singing looks at misstress'so deriaire grins

You won't be grinning young lady...when I get you over my knee is dat a promise"

It sure is

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning

"

Good morning paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Paul

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol? "

Need more then paracetamol atm matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i d*unk to much ale last night

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I think i d*unk to much ale last night"

Morning Dash

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Need more then paracetamol atm matey "

Oh that doesn't sound good mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think i d*unk to much ale last night"

So just another day for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Need more then paracetamol atm matey

Oh that doesn't sound good mate"

Tell you later mate

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Need more then paracetamol atm matey

Oh that doesn't sound good mate

Tell you later mate "

Ok fella

In your own time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think i d*unk to much ale last night

Morning Dash "

Morning paul from hull,or is it good afternoon

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I think i d*unk to much ale last night

Morning Dash

Morning paul from hull,or is it good afternoon"

I think it's afternoon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol? "

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Waves to Pauly from the smokers corner xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning ... well almost all..

Snorkel

You modelling the sparkly wet suit too?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Well hello me caveman xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello me caveman xx "

I'm sulking. Still can't get that gaffa tape off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello me caveman xx "

I forsee a bloody red backside

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?"

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Waves to Pauly from the smokers corner xx"

Ello, room for a little one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today "

Uh oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today "

Too much Ben shows?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X "

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows? "

Shaws

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows? "

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka "

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night "

Leaving a trail of glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

Leaving a trail of glitter "

And flood destruction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X

Same "

Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X

Same

Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x "

Good afternoon angiebu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello me caveman xx

I forsee a bloody red backside "

You watching Baboon again

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night "

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello me caveman xx

I forsee a bloody red backside

You watching Baboon again "

At flamingo land yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though "

Oh do spill the beans?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans? "

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello me caveman xx

I forsee a bloody red backside

You watching Baboon again

At flamingo land yesterday "

I thought that place closed years ago...

I must get out more..

If _oddy comes back with a key for these chains

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon playmates, hope you're getting dried off, over your hangovers and putting plenty of cream on red bums! Hello twirly, glittery, sparkly ladies Results tonight, say no more.....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans?

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho "

Oooh..sounds fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X

Same

Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x

Good afternoon angiebu "

Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans?

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho

Oooh..sounds fun! "

Afternoon _amiss

Yes it was

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Waves to Pauly from the smokers corner xx

Ello, room for a little one?"

I wouldent say you were little

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Waves to Pauly from the smokers corner xx

Ello, room for a little one?I wouldent say you were little "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Waves to Pauly from the smokers corner xx

Ello, room for a little one?I wouldent say you were little

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello me caveman xx

I forsee a bloody red backside

You watching Baboon again

At flamingo land yesterday

I thought that place closed years ago...

I must get out more..

If _oddy comes back with a key for these chains "

Your fecked...she's working a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans?

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho "

Dirty old bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon playmates, hope you're getting dried off, over your hangovers and putting plenty of cream on red bums! Hello twirly, glittery, sparkly ladies Results tonight, say no more..... "

Yes say no more on that subject here lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X

Same

Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x

Good afternoon angiebu

Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x "

Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waves to Pauly from the smokers corner xx

Ello, room for a little one?I wouldent say you were little "

Hussy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Right home from work now letc get this place into some sort of order I don't know do a days work and it goes to rack n ruin

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X

Same

Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x

Good afternoon angiebu

Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x

Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages "

won't be ya arse that's stuck next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X

Same

Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x

Good afternoon angiebu

Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x

Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages won't be ya arse that's stuck next time"

Aye but your will be the next one to be red raw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X

Same

Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x

Good afternoon angiebu

Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x

Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages "

But you enjoyed every minute x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X

Same

Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x

Good afternoon angiebu

Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x

Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages

But you enjoyed every minute x "

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans?

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho

Dirty old bugger "

Chance would be a fine thing!

Oi I'm younger than you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans?

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho

Dirty old bugger

Chance would be a fine thing!

Oi I'm younger than you "

ooooooo a toy boy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X

Same

Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x

Good afternoon angiebu

Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x

Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages

But you enjoyed every minute x "

and loved the water sports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans?

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho

Dirty old bugger

Chance would be a fine thing!

Oi I'm younger than you "

Only in fab years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X

Same

Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x

Good afternoon angiebu

Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x

Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages

But you enjoyed every minute x and loved the water sports "

Had to get my carpet cleaner back of my daughter

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans?

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho

Dirty old bugger

Chance would be a fine thing!

Oi I'm younger than you ooooooo a toy boy "

*looks around*

Me? Nooo this toy's broken n collecting dust on the shelf

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans?

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho

Dirty old bugger

Chance would be a fine thing!

Oi I'm younger than you ooooooo a toy boy

*looks around*

Me? Nooo this toy's broken n collecting dust on the shelf "

gets the superglue out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans?

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho

Dirty old bugger

Chance would be a fine thing!

Oi I'm younger than you ooooooo a toy boy

*looks around*

Me? Nooo this toy's broken n collecting dust on the shelf gets the superglue out"

Run mate fecking run

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans?

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho

Dirty old bugger

Chance would be a fine thing!

Oi I'm younger than you ooooooo a toy boy

*looks around*

Me? Nooo this toy's broken n collecting dust on the shelf gets the superglue out

Run mate fecking run "

His arse is safe which is more than yours is

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning mistress

Morning Lexie

What have I missed?

Anybody got any paracetamol?

Not a lot. Mistress got flooded

I got painkillers if u need?

Flooded?!

Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today

Too much Ben shows?

Happy shopper cola, and vodka

What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night

No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though

Oh do spill the beans?

A gentleman never tells

I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho

Dirty old bugger

Chance would be a fine thing!

Oi I'm younger than you ooooooo a toy boy

*looks around*

Me? Nooo this toy's broken n collecting dust on the shelf gets the superglue out"

There ain't enough superglue & ducktape in the world, not even Bob the builder can fix me

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

What's occurring with all this glue stuff?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? "
Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help"

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly! "

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave "

I knew I could rely on you

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave "

Woose

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

I knew I could rely on you "

You know who your friends are, eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose "

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here "

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave! "

There's room in mine

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

I knew I could rely on you

You know who your friends are, eh! "

I sure do

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here "

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels "

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

comes in with hot apple dumplings and chantilly cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"comes in with hot apple dumplings and chantilly cream"

Your not seducing your way out off this one with your bloody apples

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!

There's room in mine "

Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough "

But are they sparkly stilettos?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"comes in with hot apple dumplings and chantilly cream"

Now I am salivating, slurp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave "

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling "

takes some dumplings over to the caveman

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!

There's room in mine

Ooh you won't spank me though, will you? "

Only if you want me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough

But are they sparkly stilettos? "

I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!

There's room in mine

Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?

Only if you want me to "

I don't suit the red bum look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"comes in with hot apple dumplings and chantilly cream

Now I am salivating, slurp! "

Scrumpet

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough

But are they sparkly stilettos?

I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly "

Ooh..maybe we could do a swap for a frock.....when I get one!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling takes some dumplings over to the caveman"

That's what got me chained up ladt time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling "

Hammer and chisel?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough

But are they sparkly stilettos?

I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly "

Did you get that handbag yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!

There's room in mine

Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?

Only if you want me to

I don't suit the red bum look! "

What about back of thighs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough

But are they sparkly stilettos?

I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly

Ooh..maybe we could do a swap for a frock.....when I get one!... "

Ah but you will need to stuff some cotton wool in the ends methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling takes some dumplings over to the caveman

That's what got me chained up ladt time "

Apples...she is deffo eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel? "

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough

But are they sparkly stilettos?

I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly

Did you get that handbag yet? "

It's Cumming

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over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story "

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!

There's room in mine

Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?

Only if you want me to

I don't suit the red bum look!

What about back of thighs? "

Hmmmm....no, don't think so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady "

Yeah me too... wonder who she will visit first

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough

But are they sparkly stilettos?

I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly

Ooh..maybe we could do a swap for a frock.....when I get one!...

Ah but you will need to stuff some cotton wool in the ends methinks "

Yes and you might need to stuff something in the frock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!

There's room in mine

Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?

Only if you want me to

I don't suit the red bum look!

What about back of thighs?

Hmmmm....no, don't think so.... "

Bondage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Yeah me too... wonder who she will visit first "

Ah it depend on which certain lady you have in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough

But are they sparkly stilettos?

I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly

Ooh..maybe we could do a swap for a frock.....when I get one!...

Ah but you will need to stuff some cotton wool in the ends methinks

Yes and you might need to stuff something in the frock "

Nah its the bloody stuffing in knickers is the hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Yeah me too... wonder who she will visit first

Ah it depend on which certain lady you have in mind "

A gentleman never tells

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!

There's room in mine

Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?

Only if you want me to

I don't suit the red bum look!

What about back of thighs?

Hmmmm....no, don't think so....

Bondage? "

...No...boring aren't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Yeah me too... wonder who she will visit first

Ah it depend on which certain lady you have in mind

A gentleman never tells "

I know...but does she have a liking for vodka by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!

There's room in mine

Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?

Only if you want me to

I don't suit the red bum look!

What about back of thighs?

Hmmmm....no, don't think so....

Bondage?

...No...boring aren't I? "

Sex?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Anyway luvvies, off for me bath now, got to get ready to watch a little tv program, I've become fond of! Catch ya later

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!

There's room in mine

Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?

Only if you want me to

I don't suit the red bum look!

What about back of thighs?

Hmmmm....no, don't think so....

Bondage?

...No...boring aren't I?

Sex? "

Yes, I've tried that a few times and quite liked it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!

There's room in mine

Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?

Only if you want me to

I don't suit the red bum look!

What about back of thighs?

Hmmmm....no, don't think so....

Bondage?

...No...boring aren't I?

Sex?

Yes, I've tried that a few times and quite liked it! "

Ah we are making progress at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway luvvies, off for me bath now, got to get ready to watch a little tv program, I've become fond of! Catch ya later "

Cyl and I hope it's country file

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough

But are they sparkly stilettos?

I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly

Did you get that handbag yet?

It's Cumming "

Here it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough

But are they sparkly stilettos?

I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly

Did you get that handbag yet?

It's Cumming

Here it is "

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady "

Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment "

You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment

You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave "

It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment

You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave

It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice "

Ah but of mice and men eh

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment

You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave

It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice

Ah but of mice and men eh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment "

Waves... runs back in man cave remembering chains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment

You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave

It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice

Ah but of mice and men eh

"

Got a piece of cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment

Waves... runs back in man cave remembering chains "

Oi keep your caveman dabs off her

She's mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment

You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave

It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice

Ah but of mice and men eh

Got a piece of cheese "

No better...I've ordered the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment

You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave

It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice

Ah but of mice and men eh

Got a piece of cheese

No better...I've ordered the cake "

That's better...

Hey over here Cosmo... I've got cake... hope mistress never get unglued from that chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Oi

Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling

Hammer and chisel?

Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story

Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady

Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment

You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave

It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice

Ah but of mice and men eh

Got a piece of cheese

No better...I've ordered the cake

That's better...

Hey over here Cosmo... I've got cake... hope mistress never get unglued from that chair "

Have better still...I have cosmos glued to the chair now

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help

Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!

Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave

Woose

I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here

You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels

Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough

But are they sparkly stilettos?

I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly

Did you get that handbag yet?

It's Cumming

Here it is "

Aha, all shiny and sparkly

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Tut...Brian's gone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tut...Brian's gone...."

Who is this Brian you speak of?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Tut...Brian's gone....

Who is this Brian you speak of?"

The hurricane?.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tut...Brian's gone....

Who is this Brian you speak of?

The hurricane?....... "

Oh wasn't that Alex hig....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Tut...Brian's gone....

Who is this Brian you speak of?

The hurricane?.......

Oh wasn't that Alex hig.... "

Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tut...Brian's gone....

Who is this Brian you speak of?

The hurricane?.......

Oh wasn't that Alex hig....

Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore! "

Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh

How's that frock coming along

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Tut...Brian's gone....

Who is this Brian you speak of?

The hurricane?.......

Oh wasn't that Alex hig....

Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!

Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh

How's that frock coming along "

Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tut...Brian's gone....

Who is this Brian you speak of?

The hurricane?.......

Oh wasn't that Alex hig....

Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!

Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh

How's that frock coming along

Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on "

Jeez how many can you do in a hour?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Tut...Brian's gone....

Who is this Brian you speak of?

The hurricane?.......

Oh wasn't that Alex hig....

Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!

Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh

How's that frock coming along

Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on

Jeez how many can you do in a hour? "

I think 7 was my best effort, but I'm not normally that fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tut...Brian's gone....

Who is this Brian you speak of?

The hurricane?.......

Oh wasn't that Alex hig....

Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!

Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh

How's that frock coming along

Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on

Jeez how many can you do in a hour?

I think 7 was my best effort, but I'm not normally that fast "

Oh bugger that will never be done for the weekend. ...I'll have to look on amazon

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Tut...Brian's gone....

Who is this Brian you speak of?

The hurricane?.......

Oh wasn't that Alex hig....

Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!

Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh

How's that frock coming along

Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on

Jeez how many can you do in a hour?

I think 7 was my best effort, but I'm not normally that fast

Oh bugger that will never be done for the weekend. ...I'll have to look on amazon "

Ok.... but if you order from China, you need a size about 3 times your normal size and don't wash it, it'll fall to pieces!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tut...Brian's gone....

Who is this Brian you speak of?

The hurricane?.......

Oh wasn't that Alex hig....

Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!

Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh

How's that frock coming along

Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on

Jeez how many can you do in a hour?

I think 7 was my best effort, but I'm not normally that fast

Oh bugger that will never be done for the weekend. ...I'll have to look on amazon

Ok.... but if you order from China, you need a size about 3 times your normal size and don't wash it, it'll fall to pieces! "

I wonder if Paul knows any good charity shops

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Your turn to head up the new one Mistress, I keep getting the thread title wrong and the others have jumped ship

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