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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick " It's hard isn't it. | |||
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick It's hard isn't it." | |||
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick It's hard isn't it." Semi | |||
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"The one with the biggest tits! " Haha I like a good ol ass me but saying that the barmaid had big tits and ass | |||
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"Surely only one of them is going to fuck you AND give you a lock in... " But which one bro which one | |||
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"All 3? " I would want to but they ain't having that my other link would | |||
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"Surely only one of them is going to fuck you AND give you a lock in... But which one bro which one " The barmaid I reckon. | |||
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"Surely only one of them is going to fuck you AND give you a lock in... But which one bro which one " Surely only one has the lock in power? | |||
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"I canrt even explain what happened who's this girl im.witb And where am. I I'm. Fucking twizzled. Help. " | |||
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick More importantly, what boozer do you drink in??" Haha smooth | |||
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick " Is this some kind of riddle? Is the answer 42? | |||
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"He went home alone..." He so did | |||
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"I went to bed at 9 last night and watched Lake Placid before falling asleep before 10, my Saturday nights haven’t half changed from what they used to be " LAKE PLACID | |||
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"I went to bed at 9 last night and watched Lake Placid before falling asleep before 10, my Saturday nights haven’t half changed from what they used to be LAKE PLACID" Jane Fonda, Bill Pullman and Oliver Platt. It’s not a movie about floppy willies | |||
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"Few more drinks down me and I'll let you know who will I choose " I hope to God they had enough self respect to let you go home alone. | |||
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"Few more drinks down me and I'll let you know who will I choose I hope to God they had enough self respect to let you go home alone. " He sounds a real charmer doesn’t he | |||
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"He went home alone... He so did " Won't admit it this morning tho ... | |||
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"Both haha. I'm extremely jealous of them stroking your dick though" So stoked me and now knows why I'm fucking her mate last night she was telling me I'm making her mate jealous | |||
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick " Great story | |||
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol " Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it | |||
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"He went home alone... He so did Won't admit it this morning tho ... " Oh really lmao no I didn't even go home I'm home now tho | |||
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it " So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies? Lucky you eh. | |||
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick Great story " It was uncomfortable with them all there bumping each other | |||
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies? Lucky you eh." Bro you don't even know some of the shit I've seen man I've been lucky trust me | |||
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"Do you get free drinks off the barmaid? " Nope I just get triples for singles but I pay my own way | |||
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"Few more drinks down me and I'll let you know who will I choose I hope to God they had enough self respect to let you go home alone. " Why | |||
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick More importantly, what boozer do you drink in??" Why | |||
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies? Lucky you eh." Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs? | |||
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies? Lucky you eh. Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?" Ok you started to realise now hellooooo what I staying frigging hell I have more fun offline then online I didn't know sites like this existed lol | |||
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"Ah, the days of having sex with people who are totally wasted. I remember them Knew there was a reason why I didnt know what good sex was when I was young and foolish" I'm not having sexy with random d*unk people im the only d*unk slut | |||
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies? Lucky you eh. Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?" No | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? " Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her " It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes! | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her " So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?! Sounds like my worst nightmare Good for you tho, | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. " | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?! Sounds like my worst nightmare Good for you tho, " Don't forget the mates sister | |||
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies? Lucky you eh. Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs? No " So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff. | |||
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies? Lucky you eh. Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs? No So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff. " Someone's lying I've lost track tbh It gets tough to concentrate at my age | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?! Sounds like my worst nightmare Good for you tho, Don't forget the mates sister " I thought I’d mislaid someone somewhere | |||
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies? Lucky you eh. Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs? No So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff. " Oh... That happens.... But not all of someone's ex's turning up with their mates and sisters and them all wanting to fuck the same person. | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes! " Nope this happens all the time for me | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?! Sounds like my worst nightmare Good for you tho, " Yesss you followed all came to the same bar I was fucked lol | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes! Nope this happens all the time for me " You should change your name to studlyStudlington and your location to studsville | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. " People say I lie I don't care check my pics guys | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. " True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot | |||
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies? Lucky you eh. Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs? No So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff. Oh... That happens.... But not all of someone's ex's turning up with their mates and sisters and them all wanting to fuck the same person. " So basically my barmaid mates 2 sister like me too | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot " Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too | |||
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"Soddin hell I'm confused man!" Haha what you need help with | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. People say I lie I don't care check my pics guys " All your pics are of your face and body.... How does that prove that 5 women wanted to fuck you last night (after they got wasted that is) | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes! Nope this happens all the time for me You should change your name to studlyStudlington and your location to studsville " Haha i need a name change | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too " Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? " Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere? You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? " Ok so I know one ex would be there but I don't want her no more she was trying it on soo hard with me. The other girls I didn't know they would come so that's what made it worse for me | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere? You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. " Let's all be cool and cry from our panties not our eyes smile | |||
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"Right so Kelly was a ex girlfriend? " Yup from last year | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? " The blow up one perhaps? | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? The blow up one perhaps? " Which hand did you fuck last night | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere? You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. " Delightful. | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere? You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. " Ooooh burn | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? The blow up one perhaps? Which hand did you fuck last night " Weeping here... But I always did like a funny story | |||
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"Who did you go for in the end? The blow up one perhaps? Which hand did you fuck last night " | |||
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" People say I lie I don't care check my pics guys " That’s why they think you’re lying, they have checked. They’ve also read your other posts | |||
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"This has been the funniest thread I've read on here. Thankyou for for sharing Metrixx. Pure gold " It's ok I made it through ok just about | |||
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" People say I lie I don't care check my pics guys That’s why they think you’re lying, they have checked. They’ve also read your other posts" Which means | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere? You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. Ooooh burn " Fist bump | |||
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up. They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere? You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. Ooooh burn Fist bump " Nah | |||
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick " Run, run away, it's a trap! | |||
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