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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick "

It's hard isn't it.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

The one with the biggest tits!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick

It's hard isn't it."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick

It's hard isn't it."

Semi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The one with the biggest tits! "

Haha I like a good ol ass me but saying that the barmaid had big tits and ass

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Surely only one of them is going to fuck you AND give you a lock in...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Few more drinks down me and I'll let you know who will I choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us know what happens, Metrixxx.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely only one of them is going to fuck you AND give you a lock in... "

But which one bro which one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All 3? "

That's what I was thinking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All 3? "

I would want to but they ain't having that my other link would

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let us know what happens, Metrixxx."

Will do bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely only one of them is going to fuck you AND give you a lock in...

But which one bro which one "

The barmaid I reckon.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Surely only one of them is going to fuck you AND give you a lock in...

But which one bro which one "

Surely only one has the lock in power?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

line Them up and get them to do the Macarena.

Best dance wins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I canrt even explain what happened who's

this girl im.witb And where am. I I'm. Fucking twizzled. Help.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I canrt even explain what happened who's

this girl im.witb And where am. I I'm. Fucking twizzled. Help. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick "

More importantly, what boozer do you drink in??

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick

More importantly, what boozer do you drink in??"

Haha smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick "

Is this some kind of riddle?

Is the answer 42?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He went home alone...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"He went home alone..."

He so did

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By *orkisses75Man
over a year ago

York

Definitely home alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to bed at 9 last night and watched Lake Placid before falling asleep before 10, my Saturday nights haven’t half changed from what they used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to bed at 9 last night and watched Lake Placid before falling asleep before 10, my Saturday nights haven’t half changed from what they used to be "

LAKE PLACID

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to bed at 9 last night and watched Lake Placid before falling asleep before 10, my Saturday nights haven’t half changed from what they used to be

LAKE PLACID"

Jane Fonda, Bill Pullman and Oliver Platt.

It’s not a movie about floppy willies

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Few more drinks down me and I'll let you know who will I choose "

I hope to God they had enough self respect to let you go home alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Few more drinks down me and I'll let you know who will I choose

I hope to God they had enough self respect to let you go home alone. "

He sounds a real charmer doesn’t he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He went home alone...

He so did "

Won't admit it this morning tho ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's good guys so basically I ended up with this bird Kelly I was getting harassed last night was fun tho still feel slightly d*unkish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've only got home now my phone died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both haha. I'm extremely jealous of them stroking your dick though

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Get them all together for a fffm lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Both haha. I'm extremely jealous of them stroking your dick though"

So stoked me and now knows why I'm fucking her mate last night she was telling me I'm making her mate jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick "

Great story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get them all together for a fffm lol "

Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He went home alone...

He so did

Won't admit it this morning tho ... "

Oh really lmao no I didn't even go home I'm home now tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get them all together for a fffm lol

Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it "

So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?

Lucky you eh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick

Great story "

It was uncomfortable with them all there bumping each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get them all together for a fffm lol

Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it

So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?

Lucky you eh."

Bro you don't even know some of the shit I've seen man I've been lucky trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you get free drinks off the barmaid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you get free drinks off the barmaid? "

Nope I just get triples for singles but I pay my own way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Few more drinks down me and I'll let you know who will I choose

I hope to God they had enough self respect to let you go home alone. "

Why

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By *olly gMan
over a year ago

dudley

In the words of meatloaf

Three in a bed ain't bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely home alone!"

You lose I didn't go home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick

More importantly, what boozer do you drink in??"

Why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get them all together for a fffm lol

Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it

So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?

Lucky you eh."

Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, the days of having sex with people who are totally wasted. I remember them

Knew there was a reason why I didnt know what good sex was when I was young and foolish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get them all together for a fffm lol

Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it

So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?

Lucky you eh.

Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?"

Ok you started to realise now hellooooo what I staying frigging hell I have more fun offline then online I didn't know sites like this existed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah, the days of having sex with people who are totally wasted. I remember them

Knew there was a reason why I didnt know what good sex was when I was young and foolish"

I'm not having sexy with random d*unk people im the only d*unk slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the one with big boobs then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who did you go for in the end?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Get them all together for a fffm lol

Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it

So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?

Lucky you eh.

Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?"

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who did you go for in the end? "

Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Who did you go for in the end?

Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her "

It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who did you go for in the end?

Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her "

So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?!

Sounds like my worst nightmare

Good for you tho,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Who did you go for in the end?

Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her

So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?!

Sounds like my worst nightmare

Good for you tho, "

Don't forget the mates sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get them all together for a fffm lol

Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it

So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?

Lucky you eh.

Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?

No "

So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get them all together for a fffm lol

Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it

So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?

Lucky you eh.

Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?

No

So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff. "

Someone's lying

I've lost track tbh

It gets tough to concentrate at my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who did you go for in the end?

Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her

So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?!

Sounds like my worst nightmare

Good for you tho,

Don't forget the mates sister "

I thought I’d mislaid someone somewhere

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Get them all together for a fffm lol

Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it

So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?

Lucky you eh.

Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?

No

So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff. "

Oh... That happens.... But not all of someone's ex's turning up with their mates and sisters and them all wanting to fuck the same person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who did you go for in the end?

Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her

It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes! "

Nope this happens all the time for me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Soddin hell I'm confused man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who did you go for in the end?

Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her

So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?!

Sounds like my worst nightmare

Good for you tho, "

Yesss you followed all came to the same bar I was fucked lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Who did you go for in the end?

Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her

It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes!

Nope this happens all the time for me "

You should change your name to studlyStudlington and your location to studsville

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

"

People say I lie I don't care check my pics guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

"

True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get them all together for a fffm lol

Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it

So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?

Lucky you eh.

Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?

No

So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff.

Oh... That happens.... But not all of someone's ex's turning up with their mates and sisters and them all wanting to fuck the same person. "

So basically my barmaid mates 2 sister like me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot "

Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soddin hell I'm confused man!"

Haha what you need help with

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

People say I lie I don't care check my pics guys "

All your pics are of your face and body.... How does that prove that 5 women wanted to fuck you last night (after they got wasted that is)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who did you go for in the end?

Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her

It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes!

Nope this happens all the time for me

You should change your name to studlyStudlington and your location to studsville "

Haha i need a name change

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot

Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too "

Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot

Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too

Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? "

Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?

You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Right so Kelly was a ex girlfriend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot

Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too

Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? "

Ok so I know one ex would be there but I don't want her no more she was trying it on soo hard with me. The other girls I didn't know they would come so that's what made it worse for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot

Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too

Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well?

Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?

You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. "

Let's all be cool and cry from our panties not our eyes smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right so Kelly was a ex girlfriend? "

Yup from last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who did you go for in the end? "

The blow up one perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who did you go for in the end?

The blow up one perhaps? "

Which hand did you fuck last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot

Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too

Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well?

Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?

You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. "

Delightful.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot

Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too

Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well?

Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?

You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. "

Ooooh burn

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

This has been the funniest thread I've read on here. Thankyou for for sharing Metrixx. Pure gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who did you go for in the end?

The blow up one perhaps?

Which hand did you fuck last night "

Weeping here...

But I always did like a funny story

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Who did you go for in the end?

The blow up one perhaps?

Which hand did you fuck last night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonders if I should make a who should I shag thread up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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People say I lie I don't care check my pics guys "

That’s why they think you’re lying, they have checked. They’ve also read your other posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This has been the funniest thread I've read on here. Thankyou for for sharing Metrixx. Pure gold "

It's ok I made it through ok just about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

People say I lie I don't care check my pics guys

That’s why they think you’re lying, they have checked. They’ve also read your other posts"

Which means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot

Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too

Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well?

Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?

You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville.

Ooooh burn "

Fist bump

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.

They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.

True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot

Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too

Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well?

Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?

You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville.

Ooooh burn

Fist bump "

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take all 3 back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick "

Run, run away, it's a trap!

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