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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so I have a skill of sorts that plenty of people can't believe I have once they find out a certain piece of information about me.

Do any of you fab folks have something similar?

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really good at fast forwarding at ×30 on Sky and hitting the start of the program, without having to rewind.

Fuck you adverts!

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Is your skill in being extraordinarily vague?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm really good at fast forwarding at ×30 on Sky and hitting the start of the program, without having to rewind.

Fuck you adverts! "

Me too. And my Virgin box goes up to x32. Challenge. Accepted!

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"Is your skill in being extraordinarily vague?"

Apparently it is. Who knew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really good at fast forwarding at ×30 on Sky and hitting the start of the program, without having to rewind.

Fuck you adverts!

Me too. And my Virgin box goes up to x32. Challenge. Accepted!"

Challenge accepted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a number of skills, they just aren't all terribly useful..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a ppl, ride to a reasonable level bd and am not a bad cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a ppl, ride to a reasonable level bd and am not a bad cook"

Have no idea what any of that means. Sounds good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing pretty well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can sing pretty well. "

Be bloody dancing next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a ppl, ride to a reasonable level bd and am not a bad cook"

You have a ppl???

Impressed

Microlight or Class A...

Got an instructors rating too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can sing pretty well.

Be bloody dancing next "

Twirls through thread...

Runs away quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol sorry I was a tad vague. I can dj even though I'm blind.

M

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. "

Ah now my secret is out lol

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can judge by sight the appropriate amount of spaghetti to cook with a meal, without making far too much every time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can judge by sight the appropriate amount of spaghetti to cook with a meal, without making far too much every time! "

Lol wish I could!! I always cook to much pasta

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t necessarily say this is a skill but to do it with so much confidence kind of is. Anyway, when people knock on my door to try sell me something I just shout my own name upstairs then say he’ll be down in a minute then go out to do my shopping and leave them stood there. It is quite sadistic but I don’t need nor want double glazing or a conservatory and they can see my double glazed windows on the way up the path. Anyhow does this qualify?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t necessarily say this is a skill but to do it with so much confidence kind of is. Anyway, when people knock on my door to try sell me something I just shout my own name upstairs then say he’ll be down in a minute then go out to do my shopping and leave them stood there. It is quite sadistic but I don’t need nor want double glazing or a conservatory and they can see my double glazed windows on the way up the path. Anyhow does this qualify? "

Not sure it does but love the idea of it

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t necessarily say this is a skill but to do it with so much confidence kind of is. Anyway, when people knock on my door to try sell me something I just shout my own name upstairs then say he’ll be down in a minute then go out to do my shopping and leave them stood there. It is quite sadistic but I don’t need nor want double glazing or a conservatory and they can see my double glazed windows on the way up the path. Anyhow does this qualify?

Not sure it does but love the idea of it

M"

I also test out my sales skills by answering the phone to PPI and accident claims companies and sound ever so intrigued then proceed with asking how their job is. The second they say it pays the bills you ask if they have their own place which is often a yes. Once you hear those words try sell them a conservatory or double glazed windows lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t necessarily say this is a skill but to do it with so much confidence kind of is. Anyway, when people knock on my door to try sell me something I just shout my own name upstairs then say he’ll be down in a minute then go out to do my shopping and leave them stood there. It is quite sadistic but I don’t need nor want double glazing or a conservatory and they can see my double glazed windows on the way up the path. Anyhow does this qualify?

Not sure it does but love the idea of it

M

I also test out my sales skills by answering the phone to PPI and accident claims companies and sound ever so intrigued then proceed with asking how their job is. The second they say it pays the bills you ask if they have their own place which is often a yes. Once you hear those words try sell them a conservatory or double glazed windows lol"

Hahaha sounds good

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although being able to move my ears back and forth without touching them has to be some form of skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only skill I possess is fin lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can move eye independently of the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can sing pretty well.

Be bloody dancing next

Twirls through thread...

Runs away quickly "

That’s my line

I do dance a lot...... I don’t claim to be any good but it’s pretty energetic

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I can wank for England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can wank for England "

The competition will be fierce. There’s a lots of prize winning wankers out there

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I wouldn’t necessarily say this is a skill but to do it with so much confidence kind of is. Anyway, when people knock on my door to try sell me something I just shout my own name upstairs then say he’ll be down in a minute then go out to do my shopping and leave them stood there. It is quite sadistic but I don’t need nor want double glazing or a conservatory and they can see my double glazed windows on the way up the path. Anyhow does this qualify? "

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By *ighamCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Higham Ferrers

A talent for turning the insane ideas mrs has for her dolls house into mdf reality with just my two hands misfiring brain and inadvisibly applied power tools

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t necessarily say this is a skill but to do it with so much confidence kind of is. Anyway, when people knock on my door to try sell me something I just shout my own name upstairs then say he’ll be down in a minute then go out to do my shopping and leave them stood there. It is quite sadistic but I don’t need nor want double glazing or a conservatory and they can see my double glazed windows on the way up the path. Anyhow does this qualify? "

I'm so doing this from now on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the Spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make myself cum.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm really good at fast forwarding at ×30 on Sky and hitting the start of the program, without having to rewind.

Fuck you adverts! "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I know the capital city of every country in the world !!

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