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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby

It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-"

Good girl...you will get your reward later

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-"

There you go, poppett...perfect introduction!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

That BBC2 thingy, is on for an hour tonight.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

There you go, poppett...perfect introduction! "

Thank you, I took your advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 "

Oh I just went for a little wee up against a lamppost

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 "

Maybe......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe...... "

Yeah got tricked into turning over

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Oh I just went for a little wee up against a lamppost "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe...... "

Norty...

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe......

Yeah got tricked into turning over "

Were you distracted by something?

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe......

Norty... "

Moi?I'm such a good girl.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe......

Norty...

Moi?I'm such a good girl. "

Yes, I heard!

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe......

Norty...

Moi?I'm such a good girl.

Yes, I heard! "

Whose been talking about me? It's lies, all lies I tell you......

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later "

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past "

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

"

Hooray for cliques

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan "

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

Hooray for cliques "

I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe......

Yeah got tricked into turning over

Were you distracted by something? "

Ok I succumbed to seduction to turn over...bloody hussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe......

Norty...

Moi?I'm such a good girl.

Yes, I heard! "

Aye like eve with the bloody apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe......

Norty...

Moi?I'm such a good girl.

Yes, I heard!

Whose been talking about me? It's lies, all lies I tell you......"

I've said bugger all

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe......

Norty...

Moi?I'm such a good girl.

Yes, I heard!

Aye like eve with the bloody apple "

We all know that's made up! They had belly buttons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

"

Ooo I've never been in a clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past "

I've got her trained..she knows not to use that word...or that mackem name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan "

Keep away from them bloody artisan bread shops in Harrogate! Have you seen what they charge for a loaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

I hope your not a cliquey spy from another clique

Hooray for cliques "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try "

Oi stop bloody fluttering them eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello hello

Did someone mention cliques?

Room for a little one?

I’ll bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

Hooray for cliques

I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters."

Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe......

Norty...

Moi?I'm such a good girl.

Yes, I heard!

Aye like eve with the bloody apple

We all know that's made up! They had belly buttons! "

Oh yeah and who told you that then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hello

Did someone mention cliques?

Room for a little one?

I’ll bring cake "

A big cake?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Oi stop bloody fluttering them eyes "

You're only jealous

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Keep away from them bloody artisan bread shops in Harrogate! Have you seen what they charge for a loaf "

Is it as much as a gluten free loaf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Oi stop bloody fluttering them eyes

You're only jealous "

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

Hooray for cliques

I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters.

Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular "

As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Keep away from them bloody artisan bread shops in Harrogate! Have you seen what they charge for a loaf

Is it as much as a gluten free loaf?"

No them gluten free have come down in price but I shit you not...you can pay around a fiver for a loaf in them shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

Hooray for cliques

I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters.

Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular

As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included "

Soxy?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello hello

Did someone mention cliques?

Room for a little one?

I’ll bring cake

A big cake? "

You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hello

Did someone mention cliques?

Room for a little one?

I’ll bring cake

A big cake?

You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake "

Thanks for reminding me...you filthy bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in ...

Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops

Wrong sort or clique perhaps

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"

As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody

Soxy? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello hello

Did someone mention cliques?

Room for a little one?

I’ll bring cake

A big cake?

You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake

Thanks for reminding me...you filthy bugger"

Feck off I had a bath this morning! And it's not even my birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanders in ...

Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops

Wrong sort or clique perhaps "

The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody

Soxy?

"

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking "

Touchè

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Wanders in ...

Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops

Wrong sort or clique perhaps

The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes "

Soxy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hello

Did someone mention cliques?

Room for a little one?

I’ll bring cake

A big cake?

You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake

Thanks for reminding me...you filthy bugger

Feck off I had a bath this morning! And it's not even my birthday "

What? You didn't get one at easter?

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking "

Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanders in ...

Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops

Wrong sort or clique perhaps

The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes

Soxy? "

Only on probation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking

Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention "

I hope it got all the attention it needed

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2

Maybe......

Yeah got tricked into turning over

Were you distracted by something?

Ok I succumbed to seduction to turn over...bloody hussy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

Hooray for cliques

I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters.

Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular

As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included "

Oi!! Im here fuckers

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking

Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention

I hope it got all the attention it needed "

Oh yes, she was purring very loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

Hooray for cliques

I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters.

Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular

As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included

Oi!! Im here fuckers "

Welcome fellow cliquer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking

Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention

I hope it got all the attention it needed

Oh yes, she was purring very loudly "

I wonder if I can make it purr next week

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try "

Hello Paul and thank you

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking

Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention

I hope it got all the attention it needed

Oh yes, she was purring very loudly

I wonder if I can make it purr next week "

You may have to change your name to the cat whisperer

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello hello

Did someone mention cliques?

Room for a little one?

I’ll bring cake

A big cake?

You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake

Thanks for reminding me...you filthy bugger

Feck off I had a bath this morning! And it's not even my birthday

What? You didn't get one at easter? "

Was it raining that weekend? I may have had a shower

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

Hooray for cliques

I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters.

Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular

As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included

Oi!! Im here fuckers "

Well, hello and welcome to part 7.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Wanders in ...

Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops

Wrong sort or clique perhaps

The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes

Soxy?

Only on probation "

It's your clique... you tell him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you "

Oi

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

Hooray for cliques

I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters.

Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular

As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included

Oi!! Im here fuckers "

Who rattled your cage!

Howdo fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking

Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention

I hope it got all the attention it needed

Oh yes, she was purring very loudly

I wonder if I can make it purr next week

You may have to change your name to the cat whisperer "

Sounds a better name then some on here...normally it's p**sypounder

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi "

What?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

Hooray for cliques

I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters.

Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular

As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included

Oi!! Im here fuckers

Well, hello and welcome to part 7. "

Hes a married man you hussy

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi "

I'm just being a congenial host.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

I'm just being a congenial host. "

Miss Congeniality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

I'm just being a congenial host. "

You don't know where he's been...apparently he hasn't had a shower for yonks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanders in ...

Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops

Wrong sort or clique perhaps

The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes "

This place has gone downhill ..

Anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hello

Did someone mention cliques?

Room for a little one?

I’ll bring cake

A big cake?

You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake "

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

Hooray for cliques

I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters.

Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular

As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included

Oi!! Im here fuckers

Well, hello and welcome to part 7. Hes a married man you hussy"

I'm just being welcoming to your friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?! "

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanders in ...

Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops

Wrong sort or clique perhaps

The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes

This place has gone downhill ..

Anyone "

Well soxys on probation

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

I'm just being a congenial host.

You don't know where he's been...apparently he hasn't had a shower for yonks "

Ewww, I wondered what the whiff was......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-

Good girl...you will get your reward later

I'm hereeeeee!

Being a part of this clique is it's own reward

Hooray for cliques

I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters.

Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular

As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included

Oi!! Im here fuckers

Well, hello and welcome to part 7. Hes a married man you hussy

I'm just being welcoming to your friends. "

Oh ok

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things "

A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

I'm just being a congenial host.

You don't know where he's been...apparently he hasn't had a shower for yonks

Ewww, I wondered what the whiff was......"

That's the fecking cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around."

Your bag?...bloody Indian giver

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

I'm just being a congenial host.

You don't know where he's been...apparently he hasn't had a shower for yonks

Ewww, I wondered what the whiff was......

That's the fecking cat "

No pussy of mine smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

I'm just being a congenial host.

You don't know where he's been...apparently he hasn't had a shower for yonks

Ewww, I wondered what the whiff was......

That's the fecking cat

No pussy of mine smells "

Does it go outside to break wind?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things "

A double decker to run you over with!

I don't smell!

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around.

Your bag?...bloody Indian giver "

Oops sorry. I'm keeping it safe for you. When you get it will you be showing it off too?

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A double decker to run you over with!

I don't smell! "

There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower porn

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A double decker to run you over with!

I don't smell!

There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up...."

You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's

I'm incompetent not incontinent

I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Shower porn "

U offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around.

Your bag?...bloody Indian giver

Oops sorry. I'm keeping it safe for you. When you get it will you be showing it off too? "

Oh yes..I'll show you the full works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower porn

U offering? "

Need a co star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A double decker to run you over with!

I don't smell!

There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up...."

It will be like trying to get your cat in the shower

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star "

Mr Lexi?

I think I'm on the wrong website!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star "

Oi now smut allowed on this thread...jeez be fecking swearing next

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A double decker to run you over with!

I don't smell!

There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up....

It will be like trying to get your cat in the shower "

By the scruff of the neck at arms length?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/10/17 20:35:41]

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star

Oi now smut allowed on this thread...jeez be fecking swearing next "

Unfortunate auto-carrot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star

Mr Lexi?

I think I'm on the wrong website!?! "

See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"[Removed by poster at 20/10/17 20:35:41]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducking auto carrots

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star

Mr Lexi?

I think I'm on the wrong website!?!

See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower "

No I did that earlier when the postie clattered the letterbox

Fortunately I was sat on the bog at the time

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around.

Your bag?...bloody Indian giver

Oops sorry. I'm keeping it safe for you. When you get it will you be showing it off too?

Oh yes..I'll show you the full works "

We could get a smashing new pic of you and your new bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star

Mr Lexi?

I think I'm on the wrong website!?!

See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower

No I did that earlier when the postie clattered the letterbox

Fortunately I was sat on the bog at the time "

That was a stroke of luck. ..bloody postmen only bring bills now

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A double decker to run you over with!

I don't smell!

There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up....

You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's

I'm incompetent not incontinent

I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears "

Sorry about that. I used to be a carer and it's a hard habit to break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around.

Your bag?...bloody Indian giver

Oops sorry. I'm keeping it safe for you. When you get it will you be showing it off too?

Oh yes..I'll show you the full works

We could get a smashing new pic of you and your new bag. "

I'm up for that

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star

Mr Lexi?

I think I'm on the wrong website!?!

See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower

No I did that earlier when the postie clattered the letterbox

Fortunately I was sat on the bog at the time

That was a stroke of luck. ..bloody postmen only bring bills now"

And junk mail

I treated myself to a DVD from eBay for £1.50 inc p&p, cost the seller £1.30 to post it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A double decker to run you over with!

I don't smell!

There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up....

You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's

I'm incompetent not incontinent

I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears

Sorry about that. I used to be a carer and it's a hard habit to break "

Buthe now she couldn't give a feck..boom boom

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A double decker to run you over with!

I don't smell!

There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up....

You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's

I'm incompetent not incontinent

I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears

Sorry about that. I used to be a carer and it's a hard habit to break "

No harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star

Mr Lexi?

I think I'm on the wrong website!?!

See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower

No I did that earlier when the postie clattered the letterbox

Fortunately I was sat on the bog at the time

That was a stroke of luck. ..bloody postmen only bring bills now

And junk mail

I treated myself to a DVD from eBay for £1.50 inc p&p, cost the seller £1.30 to post it."

And if he didn't send it signed for...you can say you didn't get it.

People used to get me that way until I wised up

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star

Mr Lexi?

I think I'm on the wrong website!?!

See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower

No I did that earlier when the postie clattered the letterbox

Fortunately I was sat on the bog at the time

That was a stroke of luck. ..bloody postmen only bring bills now

And junk mail

I treated myself to a DVD from eBay for £1.50 inc p&p, cost the seller £1.30 to post it.

And if he didn't send it signed for...you can say you didn't get it.

People used to get me that way until I wised up "

I'm too honest to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this one of those late clique threads i dont usually enter?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening sexy peeps just got home from slaving have a day off tomorrow then overtime Sunday morning mind you I would enter mind some undertake with a certain Irish man

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening sexy peeps just got home from slaving have a day off tomorrow then overtime Sunday morning mind you I would enter mind some undertake with a certain Irish man"

You want an Irish undertaker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this one of those late clique threads i dont usually enter?"

Naw we talk to all here...so does Jim. ..but only jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening sexy peeps just got home from slaving have a day off tomorrow then overtime Sunday morning mind you I would enter mind some undertake with a certain Irish man"

Is the caveman Irish?

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Evening sexy peeps just got home from slaving have a day off tomorrow then overtime Sunday morning mind you I would enter mind some undertake with a certain Irish man"

Good evening, you can chill out now. Who is this sexy Irish man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheresjim ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And wheresmyspace bar

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By *osmosgirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A double decker to run you over with!

I don't smell!

There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up....

You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's

I'm incompetent not incontinent

I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears

Sorry about that. I used to be a carer and it's a hard habit to break

Buthe now she couldn't give a feck..boom boom "

I could for the right person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice thread title cosmos

I notice there was no mention of the D word in it

I almost skipped right past

Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan

Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony

I'm sure you don't need to try

Hello Paul and thank you

Oi

What?!

Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things

A double decker to run you over with!

I don't smell!

There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up....

You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's

I'm incompetent not incontinent

I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears

Sorry about that. I used to be a carer and it's a hard habit to break

Buthe now she couldn't give a feck..boom boom

I could for the right person "

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"And wheresmyspace bar "

Milky way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And wheresmyspace bar

Milky way?"

Not had one of those for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And wheresmyspace bar

Milky way?

Not had one of those for ages "

7 or 8 pack for a quid in sainsbury's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And wheresmyspace bar

Milky way?

Not had one of those for ages

7 or 8 pack for a quid in sainsbury's "

Ooh I’m not posh enough for Sainsbury’s

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening sexy peeps just got home from slaving have a day off tomorrow then overtime Sunday morning mind you I would enter mind some undertake with a certain Irish man

Is the caveman Irish? "

nods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening sexy peeps just got home from slaving have a day off tomorrow then overtime Sunday morning mind you I would enter mind some undertake with a certain Irish man

Is the caveman Irish? nods "

Hussy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"And wheresmyspace bar

Milky way?

Not had one of those for ages

7 or 8 pack for a quid in sainsbury's

Ooh I’m not posh enough for Sainsbury’s "

12 for a quid in poundland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star "

Is it under warm water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And wheresmyspace bar

Milky way?

Not had one of those for ages

7 or 8 pack for a quid in sainsbury's

Ooh I’m not posh enough for Sainsbury’s 12 for a quid in poundland"

That’ll do

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

my back is all hurty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star

Is it under warm water "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my back is all hurty "

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star

Is it under warm water

Of course "

It will be hot with you in it lexi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star

Is it under warm water

Of course

It will be hot with you in it lexi "

Bloody chancer

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Shower porn

U offering?

Need a co star

Is it under warm water

Of course

It will be hot with you in it lexi

Bloody chancer "

Language dear, there's ladies present

I really am a terrible flirt! You'd think at my age I'd be better at it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier "

yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny "

I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny "

He flogged them to me for a fiver...dodgy bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny

I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties "

Aw look at him if all else fails...get them pissed

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny

I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties "

brandy n cock please

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny

I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n cock please"

On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny

I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n please

On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable? "

somewhere cosy

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny

I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties

Aw look at him if all else fails...get them pissed "

On happy shopper cola!?

I don't get my giro for another week lol

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny

I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n please

On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable? somewhere cosy"

You've changed the cock to ...

A Shackletons high seat chair?

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over a year ago


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny

I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n please

On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable? somewhere cosy"

I was going to say you might get the cock but not the brandy...same goes for the

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny

I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n please

On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable? somewhere cosy

You've changed the cock to ...

A Shackletons high seat chair? "

i was worried bout the size 12

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"my back is all hurty

Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny

I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n please

On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable? somewhere cosy

You've changed the cock to ...

A Shackletons high seat chair? i was worried bout the size 12 "

I know what you mean

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news"

No...wos up.....

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Oh I'm not one for gossip

News?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh I'm not one for gossip

News? "

Come on...spill!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Oh I'm not one for gossip

News?

Come on...spill! "

I can't spill what I don't have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip "

Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how?

Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt.

Caveman seems scared to come back in.

Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy.

And I'm feeling buggered now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip

Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how?

Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt.

Caveman seems scared to come back in.

Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy.

And I'm feeling buggered now"

why you feeling buggered

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

No...wos up..... "

mr Tonioli

is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news"

How'd you do your back I?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

No...wos up..... mr Tonioli

is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is"

Why and who?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip

Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how? did it at work

Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt.hes got a big errr

Caveman seems scared to come back in. hes collecting more warm bedding

Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy.

And I'm feeling buggered now"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

How'd you do your back I? "

one i support decided to put herself on floor taking me with her

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip

Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how?

Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt.

Caveman seems scared to come back in.

Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy.

And I'm feeling buggered now"

And mistress is airing everyone dirty laundry like a common washerwoman over the garden gate

It's like a sketch by Les Dawson & Roy barraclough I tell ya

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

No...wos up..... mr Tonioli

is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is

Why and who? "

hes in the states for d w t s and who do we know wants a sparkly dress

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip

Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how?

Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt.

Caveman seems scared to come back in.

Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy.

And I'm feeling buggered now

And mistress is airing everyone dirty laundry like a common washerwoman over the garden gate

It's like a sketch by Les Dawson & Roy barraclough I tell ya "

awww cissie and ada loved them together

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

How'd you do your back I? one i support decided to put herself on floor taking me with her "

That's more action than I get

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

How'd you do your back I? one i support decided to put herself on floor taking me with her "

Bloody Norah...you ok?...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

No...wos up..... mr Tonioli

is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is

Why and who? hes in the states for d w t s and who do we know wants a sparkly dress"

*Mistress*

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

No...wos up..... mr Tonioli

is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is"

I have no idea what you're talking about

He's not going to be replaced from what I read in the news.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

How'd you do your back I? one i support decided to put herself on floor taking me with her

Bloody Norah...you ok?... "

i will surive just pulled me back so just be cooking sunday lunch and light duties mon n tues then 3 days off

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

No...wos up..... mr Tonioli

is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is

Why and who? hes in the states for d w t s and who do we know wants a sparkly dress

*Mistress* "

correct

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip

Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how?

Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt.

Caveman seems scared to come back in.

Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy.

And I'm feeling buggered now

And mistress is airing everyone dirty laundry like a common washerwoman over the garden gate

It's like a sketch by Les Dawson & Roy barraclough I tell ya awww cissie and ada loved them together"

Yes, one of my earliest TV memories if you pardon the pun

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

No...wos up..... mr Tonioli

is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is

Why and who? hes in the states for d w t s and who do we know wants a sparkly dress

*Mistress*

correct"

Batting for the other side? Id have never believed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you lot took up a foreign language. ...I haven't a fecking clue what your on about

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

No...wos up..... mr Tonioli

is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is

I have no idea what you're talking about

He's not going to be replaced from what I read in the news."

Mistress is up for the position, apparently, so must get the frock finished, pronto!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news

No...wos up..... mr Tonioli

is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is

Why and who? hes in the states for d w t s and who do we know wants a sparkly dress

*Mistress*

correct

Batting for the other side? Id have never believed it! "

thats why its needed in a hurry me thinks

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Have you lot took up a foreign language. ...I haven't a fecking clue what your on about "
Dont give us that innocent look

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Have you lot took up a foreign language. ...I haven't a fecking clue what your on about "

Oui monsieur

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Have you lot took up a foreign language. ...I haven't a fecking clue what your on about "

Ok...one of the judge's on that D Program is doing a D Program in USA, so apparently,your name has been put forward , so I'm working like a Trojan to get your sparkly frock finished!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Shall I start #8?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voddy are you doing 8?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decide between you and _oddy _amiss

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