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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

Tart!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whatever flavour you like

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

cream tart?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Apple tart with custard

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

french tart mmmm

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

tarte tatin

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

tart

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Fruity tart.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

sticky toffee tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

plenty of choices then

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

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I like your thinking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I like your ............................................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sons call their mates tarts often preceded by wind yer neck in (you tart) Which is suggesting their mate has just said something so ridiculous that only a woman (and one of ill repute) could come out with a statement like that. Lads eh?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here

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How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My sons call their mates tarts often preceded by wind yer neck in (you tart) Which is suggesting their mate has just said something so ridiculous that only a woman (and one of ill repute) could come out with a statement like that. Lads eh?

that's it then I am a tart

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I like your ............................................

My mind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here

How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...

Don't act all shy and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of cause ya a bloody tart and ya knows it xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"tarte tatin"
with apple sorbet and creme fraiche

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of cause ya a bloody tart and ya knows it xx

SSSSSHHHHHH they don't know that

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Of cause ya a bloody tart and ya knows it xx

Pan, Kettle

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here

How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...

Get thee to a nunnery

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here

How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...

Don't act all shy and innocent

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Its pretty impressive isnt it... ?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of cause ya a bloody tart and ya knows it xx

SSSSSHHHHHH they don't know that

Don't kid yaself pmsl xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here

How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...

Get thee to a nunnery

"
Indeed.. and please bring along those other deserving nuns...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here

How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...

Get thee to a nunnery

Indeed.. and please bring along those other deserving nuns...

Anyone in particular?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here

How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...

Get thee to a nunnery

Indeed.. and please bring along those other deserving nuns...

Anyone in particular?

"
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

"Get thee to a nunnery

Indeed.. and please bring along those other deserving nuns...

Let's have nun of that. This is a respectable establishment.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here

How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...

Get thee to a nunnery

Indeed.. and please bring along those other deserving nuns...

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

I've never actually popped a cherry so if you need any help girls you know who to ask

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Get thee to a nunnery

Indeed.. and please bring along those other deserving nuns...

Let's have nun of that. This is a respectable establishment."
I like it...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Tart

You told me not strawberry!

Mercedes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here

How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...

Get thee to a nunnery

Indeed.. and please bring along those other deserving nuns...

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

I've never actually popped a cherry so if you need any help girls you know who to ask

I'm a virgin alright... virgin on the ridiculous some would say

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

"
I d deputise for you ... anytime

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

I d deputise for you ... anytime

Bless you my child

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

"I've never actually popped a cherry so if you need any help girls you know who to ask

I'm a virgin alright... virgin on the ridiculous some would say

This cherry poppin'.

Is that when you tie the stalky thing in a knot with your tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

Oh yes, you tart!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

I d deputise for you ... anytime

Bless you my child

"
Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

I d deputise for you ... anytime

Bless you my child

Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)"

Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

I d deputise for you ... anytime

Bless you my child

Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)"

I will have to beg forgiveness

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

I d deputise for you ... anytime

Bless you my child

Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)

Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff

You mean you are like Snow White, but you drifted?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

I d deputise for you ... anytime

Bless you my child

Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)

I will have to beg forgiveness

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I ll put a good word in for you... the punishment might be more lenient that way

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

I d deputise for you ... anytime

Bless you my child

Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)

Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff

You mean you are like Snow White, but you drifted?"

i did was looking for 7 men

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

I d deputise for you ... anytime

Bless you my child

Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)

Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff

You mean you are like Snow White, but you drifted?

i did was looking for 7 men

Can I help

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

I d deputise for you ... anytime

Bless you my child

Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)

I will have to beg forgiveness

I ll put a good word in for you... the punishment might be more lenient that way

I will throw myself at his mercy

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

I d deputise for you ... anytime

Bless you my child

Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)

Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff

You mean you are like Snow White, but you drifted?

i did was looking for 7 men

Can I help

you can help me round them up

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Anyone in particular?

Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...

So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy

I d deputise for you ... anytime

Bless you my child

Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)

Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff

You mean you are like Snow White, but you drifted?

i did was looking for 7 men

Can I help

you can help me round them up

And head em in?

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

Rawhide!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped

I like your thinking...

I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here

speak for yaself....mines still in tact

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Rawhide!"

Is that a cry or a request

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

Naw, your a man whore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

Naw, your a man whore

I don't charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

You a tart??? Nooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel so flattered this post is due to me calling PP a tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i feel so flattered this post is due to me calling PP a tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

certainly not a shy tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More like a pop"up"tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"certainly not a shy tart

I'm very shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More like a pop"up"tart

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They are hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

i know you are a tart

but a good 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a gold tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a gold tart"

you're gonna get your ass spanked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

i know you are a tart

but a good 1

I'm shocked you could say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

i know you are a tart

but a good 1

I'm shocked you could say that

why shocked, remember I have known you from the start

love u loads xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

i know you are a tart

but a good 1

I'm shocked you could say that

why shocked, remember I have known you from the start

love u loads xxxx"

where's the whistling icon when you need it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Could think of a few names to call you but I will refrain on here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

i love a good cream tart here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart

i know you are a tart

but a good 1

I'm shocked you could say that

why shocked, remember I have known you from the start

love u loads xxxx

where's the whistling icon when you need it

Doo you now, and why is that mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A term of endearment fer erstwhile meatheads and roughie toughies round this neck of the woods...is yer soft arsed tart....got me in trouble a few times..

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